Wednesday, April 30, 2014

A Little Math As You Suffer Zenzizenzizenzic Wrath!

So for our final A to Z day we are going to go all zenzizenzizenzic at my bay. I bet you thought I made that up? Nope, say that without spitting in your coffee cup. Lots of Z's for the final one. This should be fun.

Zenzizenzizenzic I won't even rhyme.
That would just not be a fun time.
But I can go all math on you.
You may learn something before I'm through.

Zenzizenzizenzic is long obsolete.
I guess they didn't like it and hit delete.
Who'd want to write that out?
I'd surely curse and shout.

It is best known as a weird word.
Really? I find that so absurd.
I mean zenzizenzizenzic is so easy to say.
Nothing weird about it at ones bay.

So you've got 2.
You want to square it at your zoo.
Obviously you just say it's squared.
Then you have a big 4 when paired.

Then you want 2 to be cubed,
As in 2x2x2 for the math noobed.
That obviously equals 8.
Don't worry if math isn't your fate.

But from that 8 an idea is born.
Yet there is no word, so you're torn.
What could 2 to the power of 8 be?
Screw it, I'll just make up a word at my sea.

Zenzizenzizenzic it is.
Don't you love this math biz?
Are you ready for a quiz?
When I'm through you'll be a whiz.

So say zenzizenzizenzic ten times fast.
Now your tongue is in a cast.
Then yank and pull it out,
Give a little blubber lip shout.

Dance around like a loon,
Looking like a Looney Toon.
Do this for 2 hours and 56 days.
Now you have solved the zenzizenzizenzic maze.

2 to the power of zenzizenzizenzic,
Is, okay I'll do it, dendidendidendic,
Or rather, 256.
Now you know some math tricks.

Did all of that make sense to you? I hope I never confused you at my zoo. That just would not do. You need to use zenzizenzizenzic every day, it's true. So use zenzizenzizenzic in mass. You will be thanking my zenzizenzizenzic powered little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

102 comments:

  1. zenzizenzizenzic one gets overly tongue-tied
    Consolation is that is the last of the alphabet
    Through with the ABC
    It'll make things easy
    No cause for the big words imposing a fright!

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah back to things
      That just pop in at my wings
      Easy as can be
      Here at my sea

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  2. That word is so long it gives me a headache
    Way too many letters for any correct pronunciation to make
    Math is not my strong suit anyway
    As my math teachers would have told you back in my school days haha

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    1. haha I could do it with ease
      But now I'd lose out to fleas

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  3. I don't believe that's an equation I'll ever use...
    Be sure to stop by today, Pat!

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    1. Yeah might be large
      Send it to a barge

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  4. It's way to early here at my place
    I cannot give this huge word any space
    My head with math equations might explode
    If it with information I try to overload

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    1. Then could count brains on the wall
      Hmmmm unless they fall

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  5. ha. i will have to use that with my class
    as we explore math, funny, i did not know that
    and doubt many could spell it, just put a z
    and say to hell with it....

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    1. haha yeah better way to be
      Z and screw then rest for a math spree

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  6. Great versePat. congrats on making the A to Z.
    Yvonne.

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  7. Wow, that is a word with a lot of zing
    I imagine it would be hard to sing
    but, it has an interesting ring
    the heck with the word it is spring
    better to enjoy a fling..haha

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    1. I like your idea the best
      Beats a math test
      Just find a guest
      And fling with no rest

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    2. Congrats on the A to Z swing
      a lot of fun the cat did bring
      then again he is the rhyming king

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    3. Easy as can be
      Here at my 120 post ahead sea

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  8. That's a fantastic word...too bad I've sworn off math for good!

    ~Jen

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  9. See, who said we'd never use math like that again? :)

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  10. I've heard of people having a romance with math
    Some get immersed like taking a bath
    You dug of a word that I've never heard
    Possibly used by only a nerd
    Fluey ka flu and limpa ka zoo
    Your word works like magic in the midst of a coup

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    1. haha a nerd indeed
      Had to go all light speed
      And make it up
      Maybe an over eager pup

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  11. On this post I had to skim
    this word was just too grim
    it reminded me too much of work
    and that boss I had was such a jerk
    I didn't want to be reminded
    of that daily grind(ed) <---shout out to Brian!
    but than I saw Alex's name
    is that man insane?
    did he put you at his zoo?
    guess I'll have a lookey loo

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    1. Yeah nuts by a ton
      To give that word a run
      Math is a pain
      Yep, put me on his blog train

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  12. When you talk Math, ummmm, I zone out. If I were a cat, I'd ignore you and lick my paw.

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    1. haha made you go all no zone
      Here with my math tone

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  13. I didn't know it because I hate math

    outside of basic stuff, I wish it was never on my academic path

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    1. haha it was easy for me
      But I forget it all at my sea

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  14. To me, it made no sense at all. Nope. When it comes to math I'm without hope.

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    1. Not a clue
      Hope you didn't turn blue

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  15. It ...MADE SENSE TO ME.
    Oh my! It made sense.
    something must be really wrong with me and I thought I was "so normal".

    Oh well! Thanks for the fun this year Pat!!!

    jean :)

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    1. haha fun was had
      At your pad
      And made sense you say
      Hmm something could be wrong at your bay

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  16. Wow, that was really cool,
    Feel like I've been to school.
    Never knew that math term
    Numbers make me squirm. :)

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    1. Yeah they can cause a squirm
      But better than a nasty germ

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  17. Obviously some mathematicians were smoking something funny that month....

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    1. Congratulations on making it from A-Z this month, cat!

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    2. Yeah they sure had something on the go
      When they came up with that math show

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  18. Welcome to the end of the A to Z!
    You're still challenging readers at your sea.
    Zenzizenzizenzic is a word, long and quite scary,
    Obsolete it may be—now it's time to bury.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Needs to be buried away
      and never again see the light of day

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  19. Haha! I think my confusion level is now zenzizenzizenzic to the power of zenzizenzizenzic!

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    1. haha wow that is high
      Brains everywhere may fry

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  20. Very clever, Pat, and congrats on finishing the A to Z!
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Fun to be clever
      Always a good endeavor

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  21. That is a terrific word and I will be honest, I can't even say it once and bet you have trouble too. I want to hear someone say it 10 times in row. Love this post. Take care.

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    1. haha ten times in a row
      Can't do it fast, but maybe slow

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  22. Dang Pat, no wonder that word is obsolete! Thanks for helping dear Scuttles!

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    1. Yeah had to go in the ground
      Hopefully she soon can move fast around

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  23. Rather than trying to even say the word
    I'll take a squat and force out a turd
    And leave a steaming pile at your lair
    The stench is so strong it sticks to your hair

    Zenzizenzizenzic is a word that leaves one tired
    Just saying the word should get you fired
    Now I must go, if you please
    After reading this blog I need to catch some zzzzzzzzzz's

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    1. Well at least I'll have some manure
      Sure can use extra for Anne's shore
      Sleep and shit
      Sure you aren't a dog and eat it

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  24. My goodness, what a word
    Makes my vision blurred
    No wonder it wasn't in my vocabulary
    Math doesn't get along well with me

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    1. Yeah it is out to lunch
      With the math crunch

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  25. To Google
    I had to go
    and find out
    what was meant
    by your flow.

    A number raised
    to the power of 8
    can turn out to be
    quite great.

    But glad am I
    words no longer
    were used
    when the superscript
    came due.

    I've had to google quite a few of yours Cat this time round You like making us work you fetid feline.

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    1. Making you look
      There at your nook
      Poor poor you
      Whatever will you do
      Plus you type slow
      So that must be extra work at your show lol

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  26. I couldn't say that word if I tried! lol

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  27. My understanding of math extends Algebra 2; my husband could do this easily. Oh well.

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    1. haha at least you get some
      There with the math hum

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  28. Congrats Pat to finish the A-Z in your show!:)

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    1. haha yippeee for me
      Now on to the normal at my sea

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  29. This proves that we have lots of words in this language we don't need,
    Math people should stick to numbers and not try to read.
    Had lots of fun discovering new words at your place.

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    1. haha that is very true
      They should just let math come due

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  30. orlin N cassie...ewe noe ....math wuz R best subject in skewl...uh huh...like we noe de square root of cubed times lite iz ee quall two de ratio oh 5.9 two de power oh ten...kinda like one of thoze trainz goin 90 miles an hour west with 45 passengers all hollerin for lunch brake problemz.....

    lookin for werd ta de next A to Z show...ya shuld due one bout FOODZ !!!

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    1. haha about food you say
      It wouldn't last an my bay
      Only eat a few things
      Unless you count those things with wings

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  31. Now I know the official name
    for this math game I would play
    late at night to help me sleep
    unless the numbers got too deep

    fun A/Z - enjoyed learning new words and always an adventure what I will find when I come over to your blog!

    congrats on finishing it and finishing it well!

    betty

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    1. Yeah, you just never know
      What the cat is going to show haha

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  32. Weird long word I agree ~ Congrats on finishing the April Challenge

    Though knowing you this is just ordinary, ha ~

    Happy Wednesday to you ~

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    1. haha actually more of a break
      As I just grab a letter and partake

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  33. Congrats on finishing the challenge.

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  34. Maths scares me at the best of times...

    You made it to Zee!!!!
    Way to impress me
    Pat is a talented Cat
    What colour is your mat?

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    1. Color is blue
      The cat slides across it at our zoo

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  35. Took my four tries
    but I think I finally pronounced it right.
    Kinda fun to say
    once you get it going at your bay.
    Gave my tongue a workout
    but it didn't go numb with my shout.
    haha.

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    1. haha got it done
      With a Z run
      Does work out the tongue
      And make one sound like their bell is rung

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  36. A math word. No wonder it's so long.
    Congratulations for finding new words from A to Z.

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    1. Was fun to do
      And yeah math can go on and on at ones zoo

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  37. Whoever made up that word was clearly deranged

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  38. Zenzizenzizenzic
    Does the trick
    To do with math you say
    Numbers to play
    I'm quick at totalling numbers
    In between slumbers
    Yes, I hasten to add
    Aren't you glad
    The A to Zed
    Was all in your head.

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    1. Yep, all in my mind
      Held in my behind
      It can be kind
      Or tough to find

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    2. The Alphabark Challenge
      The dog's friendly revenge
      I wont send the mutt
      To look up your butt.

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    3. Just take a whiff
      With a little sniff

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  39. Holy crap. That's a challenge for the trap. The word zenzizenzizenzic makes me think of monks. Zipped up in their bunks. Zen koan with Lindsay Lohan. Zippers and zen mazes. Incense and mellow hazes.

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    1. Wow, made you go all over at your sea
      Monks were thought of at first as well by me

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  40. Must be a German word. Made up by some Nazi who wants to confuse the masses. I only got to zenzi before I gave up trying to pronounce it.

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    1. haha well at least you got there a bit
      A nazi with a word that isn't a hit

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  41. You maded that up, diidn't you?
    'Cause it couldn't possibly be true.
    There nefur was such a kitty who
    Fooled us alla time like you do.

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    1. haha nope, it is real
      Some sort of math deal

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  42. This only makes me want some zzzs
    Can we be done with the A-Z, please?
    I cannot pronounce another such word
    Your posts were by far the most absurd
    And zanyness you never lack
    That's why we all keep coming back.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha absurd is fun to do
      Here at my rhyming zoo

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  43. You always confuse me at your zoo.... maybe I have too many worms in my head or something. I get confused easily.

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    1. haha those worms get all the blame
      I guess it is a workable claim

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  44. 2x2x2 equals 8
    Unless 2 equals 3 at any rate
    Quitea fun word to remember
    Maybe I will come September

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    1. haha takes that long
      Maybe put it to song

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