Sunday, April 27, 2014

A Porn Attack At My Shack!

So the other day at the cat's bay, I logged in to check my blog list and make sure there was no new post I missed. It turns out there were quite a few and by the pictures they sure had quite the umm view.

What is this?
I'm all for bliss,
But not here.
Keep your porn cheer.

Who could it be?
Someone screwing with me?
The blog has been hacked?
The cat is being attacked.

Nope, all is the same.
Just these posts aren't tame.
Who could they be from?
Did I follow a porn addict and then some?

Maybe the gawker got really tired,
Told animal mating on the Discovery channel they were fired.
Then upped his game.
No longer is his sea tame.

Nope, he is fine.
Numb Tongue with a new umm feline?
Nope, not her.
She is still full of fur.

The angry lurker showing more,
Than just boobies at his shore?
Or those beer guys going nuts,
With more than bare butts?

Maybe the redneck finding a zit,
And going crazy about it?
Or she got freaky in some snow.
I guess off to the rink she did go.

Mary or Mary or Other Mary,
Wanting to be really merry?
Theresa becoming a freak?
Truedessa creating a porn leak?

Manzanita or Terry checking all for worms?
Rosey with some giveaway and terms?
The ninja wannabe and his nude gardening show?
Geez, I just don't know.

50 posts in a row,
Each one a porn show.
Someone was busy.
That many may make one dizzy.

It had the cat a bit confused, but now he is obviously amused. It seems that someone on my list had not posted in a while and changed their blog address to a new dial. So some chap came along and took their old address then used a redirect to send out their porn mess. Now if your blog list every has porn in mass you know why thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

93 comments:

  1. Thanks for the warning. wonder why you had all those?
    Enjoy your day.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Just an old dead address
      That someone redirected to such a mess

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  2. A porn attack can be damning and damaging
    Not like an evening walk with someone singing
    May be a mistake
    Need to up the stakes
    May at first be confusing but glad it got to be amusing!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah it was like wtf
      As they wanted a buck
      But it did amuse
      After it no longer was able to confuse

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  3. I've heard of this happening before!

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    1. First time it did it to me
      What next? An animal mating spree

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  4. What an attack on the dashboard, yikes ~ I had one but all she did was about make up stuff & other ads for sale, like all 50+ posts in a day ~ So I unfollowed her and never visited again ~ I believe blogger has a rule that you can't used old or deleted blogger URL because of spam ~ Happy Sunday ~

    Grace

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    1. Yeah, but you can redirect it you are skilled
      And then all blog dashboards will be filled
      With whatever they want you to see
      Like ads, porn or whatever else flies free

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  5. Thanks for the warning I went and checked mine. Why would blogger allow this?

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    1. They don't really care
      They are lazy sob's at their lair

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  6. Yikes! And how we know who is?
    Hate these things in bloggers:(

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    1. Well if you see a bunch of posts with porn or ads for this and that
      And you never followed any new blog mat
      Then one of the old blogs you followed shut down
      And that is where it is coming from as they use it to redirect to a new town

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  7. Oh my, you always have to pay attention to everything!

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    1. That you do
      Or much can come in view

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  8. Thanks for the heads up, Pat!
    So far I've been lucky ~
    I'm no prude, but I would definitely not appreciate being attacked with porn!
    Have an awesome week!

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    1. Yeah not something I really go looking for anymore
      So they can keep it off my shore

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  9. Thanks for the warning, cat!/So, what did you with all the porn in the end me ol' hat? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Just deleted the offending closed blog
      And poof, porn disappeared into the fog

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    1. Well it wasn't bad
      I can see how a fun time would be had

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    2. I'm surprised you didn't ask him for the link Fran :0)

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    3. haha the link is long gone
      Deleted it months ago at my lawn

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    4. So you don't have it saved in your wank bank?

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    5. Nope, enough gas in that tank
      No need to keep it for a yank

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  11. First time I've heard of this happening

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    1. Yeah it was strange
      As it happened at my range

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  12. Wishing you a good morning
    I will have to check my dashboard
    thanks for the early warning..
    under attack, where is my sword..

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    1. haha break out the sword
      And get a cord
      To tie them up like the wizard
      Or just bury them in a blizzard

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    2. haha so fun to do at your zoo
      as I can give a whack or two

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    3. Hmmm but where oh where
      Would the whack be at my lair

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  13. Porn, porn everywhere
    I see it here
    I see it there,
    why I see porn
    everywhere.

    With doggies
    they do it
    up butt cracks
    they go.

    How they
    do it,
    I'll never really
    know.

    I didn't know someone could highjack a URL like that. If one was actively blogging it could destroy ones reputation. Not yours though, that's already in the crapper.

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    1. They can only do it if you close your blog
      Or change you address to another log
      The address has to be dead
      For them to show things in bed
      And doggies you say
      Do you watch them at your bay

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    2. I'm like that kid who can see dead people. Porn just appears before my eyes out of nowhere. It's dreadful really. I may need to start wearing a tin foil hat to block it out.

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    3. lol the aliens have you turned
      Soon your arse will be burned
      The probe will come
      No tin foil hat will save your bum

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  14. Well, thanks for the warning. Those people need to stick to their own little groups or what ever. But will have to watch out for this stuff. Have yourself a great day.

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    1. Yeah they need to take a hike
      But you will know when your feed they spike

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  15. I certainly would scorn
    at my bloglist full of porn
    certainly I would loose my job
    for a spammer's ugly mob

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    1. Yeah if seen
      Could lead to things not so serene

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  16. Not porn, sometimes I have an ad
    but you can, Cat, to pee on that :)

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    1. The cat will take a leak
      Leave it in a creek

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  17. What a way to build a reputation
    in a way you had no intention! ha.

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    1. haha yeah there they were
      Not covered in fur

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    1. Nope, Santa's blog is still open last I saw it
      Was one who closed their blog pit

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  19. Well that's an interesting little tidbit in information that I didn't know one could do.

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    1. Did not know at all
      Until it appeared on my wall

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  20. ugh...no fun... i wanted to visit someone's blog last week and found that it was hacked... blech when things like that happen

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  21. oh gosh, thanks for the info
    surely an interesting thing you did find
    glad it wasn't who you thought was doing this
    that would not have been kind!

    betty

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    1. Yeah it wasn't them at all
      Thought it was weird it came from their hall

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  22. Oh my. What a very interesting poem.

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    1. haha glad it was interesting at least
      As on porn one could feast

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  23. if your vision appears to be tainted
    and through strength you haven't yet fainted
    think thoughts pure and clean
    to banish the obscene
    and soon you're sure to be sainted

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    1. But I don't stutter
      And tend to like the gutter

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  24. I've avoided hackers, so far. Keeping my butt hairs crossed this continues.

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    1. haha are they easy to cross?
      Do you have to cross them with floss

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  25. Hopefully it was good porn at least

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    1. It wasn't bad
      Still overloaded my pad

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  26. Those hackers are such a pain in the arse. I was hacked once and I hope it doesn't happen again.

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    1. Yep, pain in the arse they are
      Near and friggin far

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  27. Mighta been entertaining if it was kitty-porn, but who wants to see a buncha nekkid hairless humans? ::shudder::

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    1. haha kitty porn you say
      That could have made my day

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  28. Oh, dear.
    So if you're away a long time, someone can redirect your address?
    Does that mean someone can redirect you at any time?
    Does that mean someone can redirect ME, like right now?

    So, you're all for bliss, huh?
    AHAHAHAHA...

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    1. Only if you close your blog
      Can they redirect your log
      I'm sure it can be done otherwise too
      Just waaaay easier when you have a closed zoo

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  29. Well that's something you don't see every day
    Porn on the blog reading list on display
    Did you enjoy it though, Pat?
    Not that there's anything wrong with that haha

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    1. haha it was a fine sight
      But didn't click as didn't want a virus to take flight

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  30. Thanks a lot, Pat. Why were you targeted? Who could it have been? How to solve it?

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    1. Who knows who it was in the end
      But you can solve it by deleting the offending blog once you find who is sending the trend

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  31. The freaks come out at night. They sure gave you a sight!
    I can guarantee it wasn't me. I don't have a freaky bone in my whole body ;)

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    1. haha not even a little bit
      Sure you freak out over umm spit

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  32. Is nothing sacred to the porn mongers? I say firing squad at noon! Glad you got that straightened out Pat.

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    1. Firing squad works for me
      Pitch them all in the sea

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  33. That is serious stuff, 50 posts of porn
    But it may be better than a can of corn
    To catch that dude, better get up early in the morn
    When the rest of the world feels a little forlorn

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    1. Up early you say
      Hmmm could take that another way lol

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  34. Curiosity caught the cat's eye
    Early on a Saturday morn
    When scaling Pat for a scratch on the fly,
    Saw him staring at porn.

    I never expected a porn poem from you, Pat!
    Go for it but don't traumatized a single cat.

    :)

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    1. haha the cat didn't expect to write one
      But nothing is off limits under my sun

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  35. Wasn't me. My giveaways are all family-friendly. Well, except for the ear wax vac, that one wasn't going near my children. hahahaa

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    1. haha yeah I wouldn't use it at all
      Here at my hall

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  36. I've seen it happen twice
    And neither time was very nice
    My husband shut down his blog
    Which then got stolen by an attention hog
    Posted all kinds of political crap
    Had to go through my entire blog tap
    Removing links from long ago
    So no one else would have to see the show
    Then a friend in the great white north
    Got hacked and porn did rain forth
    50 posts in less than an hour
    Turned her stomach and eyes so sour
    She deleted the blog and stopped writing
    A loss to the world without even fighting

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    1. Damn hackers can do a ton
      And make many run
      Glad it just isn't me
      But I don't give in at my sea

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