Here is the chap,
Who demands an oblation lap.
He is a greedy fellow,
Anything but mellow.
First we will give some gold.
So he can act quite bold.
Who cares if it is for a fool,
He`ll never notice as he stares and drools.
Then comes his very own superhero.
Those other gods will have zero.
Zeus can have him to do his bidding,
With that chin all with think he`s kidding.
Next we will send a pet.
On that he has never met.
A cute little bed bug.
That will bring a smile to his mug.
Some transportation too!
An ass in view.
He will be in love.
He and his ass soaring high above.
We will send him some love.
He may need that above.
But never fear,
It will not be her I hear.
This is his great catch of the day.
With her he can play.
They can romp around.
Hopefully a boo boo is not found.
And who does not like a cow?
Aliens are obsessed with them some how.
So maybe he will get a milking thrill.
I think I just made myself ill.
And he can have this guy.
He already looks like he can fly.
So to stop Zeus`s rage,
We will use him to rattle his cage.
And no oblation would be complete,
Without a nifty snack to eat.
Zeus will get his fill.
Once more I feel ill.
Experience spring, have a fling.