Thursday, April 17, 2014

Best Oblation Act After Your Pact!

So it seems some oblation is needed for O because the gods like to put on a show. Zeus is rather ticked so up his pad needs to be tricked. He may smite us all if we do not upgrade his hall.


Here is the chap,
Who demands an oblation lap.
He is a greedy fellow,
Anything but mellow.


 First we will give some gold.
So he can act quite bold.
Who cares if it is for a fool,
He`ll never notice as he stares and drools.


 Then comes his very own superhero.
Those other gods will have zero.
Zeus can have him to do his bidding,
With that chin all with think he`s kidding.


 Next we will send a pet.
On that he has never met.
A cute little bed bug.
That will bring a smile to his mug.


 Some transportation too!
An ass in view.
He will be in love.
He and his ass soaring high above.


 We will send him some love.
He may need that above.
But never fear,
It will not be her I hear.


This is his great catch of the day.
With her he can play.
They can romp around.
Hopefully a boo boo is not found.


 And who does not like a cow?
Aliens are obsessed with them some how.
So maybe he will get a milking thrill.
I think I just made myself ill.


 And he can have this guy.
He already looks like he can fly.
So to stop Zeus`s rage,
We will use him to rattle his cage.


 And no oblation would be complete,
Without a nifty snack to eat.
Zeus will get his fill.
Once more I feel ill.

I bet you got this one. Oblation is such fun. When you offer something up to a deity or whatever, you can make such it a fun endeavor. Hopefully Zeus likes his gifts and his anger shifts. Any idea which movie contained the first lass. I will never tell with my oblation-ated out little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Now it is # 33
      Roaming free!

      Hank

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    2. Keeping on task
      No need for that leaf mask

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  2. Love your sense of humour along with this wonderful verse.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Well provided for his religious inclinations
    Is well placed for all moral specifications
    A good start
    Brings to heart
    Noble tendencies in offering his obligations

    Hank

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    1. Noble you say
      Hmm I suppose so at my bay
      But he liked to roll in hay
      Every which way

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  4. The lass all strung up like Joan D'Arc
    Light a match and start a spark
    Who she is I do not know
    Her house is in the village though
    Oops sorry that is my mistake
    Just offer Zeus a piece of cake

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    1. The village that is near?
      Do you have to run in fear?
      Do they serve people up for a meal?
      That is a bad deal

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  5. She's from Savage Islands methinks. Jenny Seagrove.

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    1. Right actress at your sea
      But wrong movie

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  6. I have no idea who that first woman is... but the second. Oy Vey!!!

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    1. haha with your reality tv
      I knew that would be gotten by thee

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  7. spotted dick from a can you say
    seems a little lame for pay
    maybe you could step it up
    and put a fresh one in his cup
    he is a god after all
    he deserves the best at his hall.

    And thanks for just showing the can
    and not the contents at your land. ha.

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    1. lol the contents may make me sick
      So that I did not pick
      Rather see zombie feet
      Bah he only gets a preserved treat

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  8. I'm not sure which one is more wrong
    Spotted dick or Boo Boo's mom
    Then there's the ass
    For this, she does pass
    And has more chins than I have shoes
    If wrong's the goal, she cannot lose
    Not even against the spotted dick
    Cuz for a snack, that's what she'd pick.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha so two in one
      Under Zeus's sun
      Gets the chins and some spotted dick too
      As he gives her tongue a chew?...ewww

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  9. Funny when I arrived at your hop
    you were featured on a cliff up top
    with all of us down below
    an oblation at your show
    I hit refresh just to see
    if you had it stuck at your sea
    but then the picture changed
    and everything was rearranged
    a new header was on top
    so the madness did stop

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    1. The madness is on
      Every day at my lawn
      14 or so
      Will always show
      Random as can be
      Here at my sea

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    2. Thanks, Elsie and
      Well done to you
      I too noticed Pat's headers
      Are ever anew.
      He changes it up ever moment or two
      With more graphics than chins
      On the mom of Honey Boo Boo.

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    3. They change randomly at my zoo
      Stick them up and away they are there to view

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  10. Pretty sure Zeus will show no favor at all to you, if you offer up those things as gift items. Just a hunch. :)

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    1. Bah, the old coot
      Already has enough other loot

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  11. I never heard before about this sponge pudding in can!
    And microwaveable???
    The things you make there! Lol

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    1. lol want to give it a try?
      I hear it can deep fry

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    2. I could send one
      So you could have some yummy fun

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  12. i think i might be ill as well
    wasn't zeus fond of being a bull
    that cow might be up his alley
    or he up hers...errr....

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    1. haha hmmmm could very well be
      A milking may go on in front of thee

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  13. I have to admit I looked up the word
    As I didn't know its meaning before now
    But you laid it out really well
    And even included the cow!

    Where you come up with these
    I will never understand
    but spotted dick sponge pudding
    is something I'll never eat in my land!

    betty

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    1. You and me both
      I'll ship that far far south
      Will never eat it
      And in my mind the posts just hit

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  14. I'm thinking Zeus is going to smite your zoo
    these are horrible gifts - why not just send him some poo!

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    1. Poo is too easy to do
      Zeus can't hit me at my zoo

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  15. Well, Zeus might have to give you an A for originality.
    I'm sure he never received an oblation like this ~ from a rhyming personality.
    Take care,
    at your lair!

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    1. At least the cat is a first
      With his gift burst

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  16. Dang Heinz! People will eat anything these days!

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    1. Yeah people are nuts
      Eating things that go between them at their huts

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  17. Well I hope Zeus is happy now with all those offerings, but I'm thinking something is missing. :)

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    1. Bah if he wants another thing
      He can get it himself at his wing

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  18. i can't help thinking some of those bugs will outlast us
    after we've disintegrated to dust
    and so they are superheroes
    now who wants to look like those?

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    1. Yeah they will win the day
      When we are dead and gone away

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    1. With that i agree
      Wouldn't even be eaten by this kitty

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  20. "He and his ass soaring high above."

    Didn't we get enough asses in yesterday's post?

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    1. Well what's one more
      I heard you wanted an ass encore

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  21. Spotted Dick will do the trick. A mouth full of that is really where it's at. I hope Zeus doesn't smite thee. Your post really is quite funny.

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    1. haha Zeus can go pound sand
      Not afraid of him in my land

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  22. Oh I remember Boogerman

    Played it on SNES, not a fan

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    1. Yeah wasn't that great
      The booger fate

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  23. Sorry, I don't know the answer, but I do like all the visuals you added today. Super job, Pat and cat. :-)

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    1. They are fun to use
      And they can amuse

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  24. orlin N cassie....

    frank lee ....in thiz case.... we dunno which wood bee werse...spotted dick...... ore spotted duck.....

    anyway....heerz hopin everee one haza safe, happee N burd free Easturr ♥

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    1. lol spotted dick wins
      Can kick the duck in the shins

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  25. Bed bugs, boo boo and what ever spotted dick pudding is. Yep, I'm having nightmares tonight.

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    1. haha score one for the cat
      Here at our mat

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  26. Schultz would like to offer a bag of poo with this zoo.

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    1. Schultz would give a big bag
      With his poo tag

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  27. Interesting mixture of items but great reading. We did get a good laugh out of it.

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    1. Glad a laugh came due
      With the creepy view

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  28. ha - i bet he loves the heinz pudding... we don't have it over here...if i were zeus, i'd try it

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    1. haha hmmm okay
      All yours at your bay

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  29. Yeah, well I would fly with Nicholas Cage any day. :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Go for it
      I'm sure it would be a hit

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  30. Pat in the Hatt,

    Oblation
    For the nation
    Spotted Dick
    Is just the trick
    Z is for Zeus
    You silly goose
    End of the alphabet
    No regret


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    1. The end you say
      Bah still got a few more to go at my bay

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  31. Interesting word for the day
    Wasn't the word I thought you'd say
    Oblation is better than what I thought
    Between calendar days it hits the spot
    Right after Uncle Sam's snatch
    Right before the eggs all hatch

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    1. The eggs hatch away
      And are colorful I say

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  32. Haa! I loved the gifts for Zeus. He can have Nicholas Cage right now.

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    1. He can take him
      Things may get grim

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  33. Pat, you know a heck of a lot for such a young whippersnapper! :) jean

    oblation is a very cool word! You did it justice!

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    1. Things pop in
      And stay there at my bin

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  34. What a unique word Pat, didn't think of that for O ~ Very fun post for the Gods ~

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    1. Have to use some that are out there
      Here at my lair

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  35. You out did yourself with the newest word on your wall.,
    I'll skip the snack to celebrate, spots and all.

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    1. A good thing to skip
      Send it for a long trip

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  36. Oblation, another good word. Could have done without the bug, though:)

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    1. haha the cat can eat it
      So no need for a fit

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  37. Haha, love this! Ick on the bed bug and the canned sponge pudding.

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    1. Ick indeed
      Hopefully neither ever take seed

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  38. A new word for me but that spotted dick I did not need to see

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  39. Zeus may come for you in your sleep after those gifts

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    1. Nope, still alive
      I was able to survive

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  40. Some strange offerings today
    keeping Zeus entertained
    you are amusing at your bay
    gifts may need to be explained..haha

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    1. lol I'll send a note
      With instructions wrote

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  41. I don't think Zeus would like those gifts too well.
    He might strike you down, sending you straight to Hell.

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    1. Hades would send me back
      After I annoy at his shack

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  42. Yes, as Sandra said, I should have avoided the bug pic. I have read too many news articles about invested hotel beds--makes me never want to travel again.

    Have a good weekend; unless you have offended Zeus and he resorts to torturing you.

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    1. I never want to stay in a hotel either at my sea
      Those bugs are just so very creepy

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  43. You know I was reading along...and then I got to that magical can of spotted dick and just about lost it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    1. lol it contains much magic
      Although eating it could turn things tragic

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  44. A standing ovation,
    For your witty oblation.
    Though the Spotted Dick,
    Gave me a nervous tick!

    Julie

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    1. Not a fan of the spotted dick
      Could mean the dick is sick

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  45. A spotted dick for two
    Can this be true
    What will UK folks think of next, I wonder
    Zeus and his catch of the day making thunder?

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    1. He could sway away
      I hear he likes bovine on display

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  46. I didn't see an answer, but since we're talking about Zeus, is she from the original Clash of the Titans movie?

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    1. The many incarnations there are
      Could be any one at my bar

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