Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Boobs Galore Are In Store!


 Bet you did not think I could work this in with my below ummm stuff at my bin. But it is as easy as can be when you are little old me. Just remember, no matter how much you writing makes you curse, there is always something worse. Case and point, the below at my joint. Well except the last, she is fine in any cast.

For B we are going with the best B word under my sun. What? The cat likes them too at his hut. Warning, may be a little over pg so close your eyes if your a kiddie.


 These boobies I like.
I can wait in a bush and strike.
Then have a nice meal.
They even let me cop a feel.


I guess humans like them too.
It's boobies times two.
Or maybe pigeons I guess.
Creepy a bit I confess.


Just go to Japan.
There they are a true fan.
Anime strikes a pose.
Too cheap to draw clothes?


Go to the moon.
The aliens will swoon.
You won't get a butt probe.
So no need for a robe.




 Even guys can have one.
I guess a pair are no fun.
So just one big one.
Odd by a ton.



Then you have Boob Man.
He is a true fan.
Making the bad guys stop and stare.
He stops crime everywhere.


Care for a drink?
Forget the sink.
Just give a squeeze.
It is a breeze.


 The scary kind.
Some may not mind.
Up close you may go blind,
Wishing you could wipe your mind with rewind.


 Wow, boobies that need a tent.
Clothes must cost quite the cent.
Yoga must be a tad hard,
When they are larger than many's yard.


 Or just stop and stare.
Nope, not at her hair.
Don't get too hung up on my display.
Have a Serendipity day.
 
Wasn't that just the best B? Even a guy or two for all the women at my sea. No need to thank the cat. He enjoyed doing it at his mat. Now I have to go eat a boobie I see in the grass. That could be taken so wrong from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

113 comments:

  1. He is not that palatable the boob man
    But he serves a purpose reducing crime
    To drink and tease
    Good for a squeeze
    A respite and a good option any one time

    Hank

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    1. haha hmm the boob man does that
      I guess he has much hidden under his hat

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  2. How about a drive-up window for boobs
    Just like the one for auto lubes
    You scan the menu and order your size
    And drive on out with the boobie prize

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    1. haha there you go
      A way to makes lots of dough

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  3. save the boobies!!!!
    um having a boobie sip cup is disturbing just a bit...
    and you got to think some that big must hurt

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    1. Yeah something that big
      Could snap one like a twig

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  4. I have never been a huge boobies man
    Especially when they're surgically enhanced beyond a normal span

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    1. Yeah I have to agree
      But they aren't as easy to make fun of at my sea

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  5. I can't wait to see the search hits
    you get from talking about, umm, boobs
    creeps galore
    will wash ashore
    when you speak of the chest
    they just can't rest
    and feel the urge
    to purge
    on your boobie post
    about what they love the most

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    1. haha may will come
      Drunk on rum
      Expecting porn
      Instead a rhyme is born
      they'll bitch and swear
      But what do I care

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  6. Man boobs are just to much for me to handle this early in the morning. YUCK!

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    1. haha not a fan?
      Could hide them with a trash can

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  7. I'm a nursery nurse. *shakes head* I've seen enough boobs to last me a lifetime.

    IWSG #243, until Alex culls the list again.

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    1. haha I guess they become old after a while
      As you see them in single, double, file

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  8. Kate...!!!
    Man boobs are scary. Proud to say I don't have any.
    I think this will be a very popular post today!

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    1. Thankfully none of those at my sea
      Yeah the search engine crazies will come with glee

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  9. Replies
    1. haha what the cat can do
      Here at her zoo

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  10. Kate's looking pretty nice
    But her competition was worse than lice. ha.
    The moobs are really sick,
    scaring you, they do the trick!
    Aren't those eyeballs all over that guy?
    Either way, they give a disgusting sigh.
    lol....

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    1. haha she shines above the rest
      Although none of the rest have zest
      Shh they may be eye balls
      But it is b today at my halls

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  11. This is so hilarious, smiles ~ But guess you guys fall for them every time, ha ~

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    1. haha with one look
      We are screwed at our nook

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  12. This was so funny I can hardly type!!! Loved it! xox jean

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Here in my crazy land

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  13. That is hysterical and a bunch of boobs to look at except maybe for the man boobs. Well done. We think you covered that subject very nicely. Take care.

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    1. We got much of it in
      Even if some are a scary sin

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  14. No wonder my two teen boys liked anime at one point in time. Mystery solved.

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    1. haha yep, they let things grow
      In each anime show

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    1. The cat can do much at his sea
      Even change colors of thee

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  16. OMG....LMAO!!!! The one lady needs a wheelbarrow or a small boy to cart hers around. LOL This post made me spit my drink all over I laughed so hard. I almost peed in my pants. Alrighty then! Awesome! ♥

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    1. haha spit and pee
      Hmmm that can't be good for my ocd

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  17. Oh my, the ones in the tent look so real.
    But I can't imagine who'd want a feel.
    She must move at the rate of a snail.
    Each breast of hers, like a killer whale.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha could feed an army though
      Maybe that is the reason they grow

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  18. Hilarious Pat, no other word for your post. Thanks for the laugh,

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As I gave such things a run

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  19. orlin N cassie... pleez ta let uz noe wear de boob store iz sew we can tell de food serviss gurl...her haz been waitin for mor N half a century for herz ta grow...

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    1. Hmmm it is at the corner of main street
      I hear they are neat

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  20. Oh my goodness, that was a very titillating post today!

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    1. Got your ears perked up
      Like coffee in a cup

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  21. There are no limits to what you will write about
    I have to laugh at this one
    I'm not sure anyone else would take on B like this
    And make it look like such fun!

    What amazes me is all the different pictures of them you were able to find!

    betty

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    1. haha the cat will go on about anything at his sea
      Well anything not super duper creepy
      Never know what to show
      And yeah these are the tame pics as I searched high and low

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  22. Wow! That's a way to combine the two blog tours together. Great job.

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    1. haha easy as can be
      Even though childish at my sea

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  23. After reading this post if any man has any sort of liking to boobs - he is clearly an animal. Thanks for grossing out the most wanted thing.
    Btb how did you get this collection of images? Nevermind.

    Hopefully google doesn't put a warning for this blog after this post. This is not just NSFW but NSFA - anything

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    1. Google doesn't care
      I've shown worse at my lair
      Just find zombie feet
      This this will be a treat

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    2. No, let him tell.
      I'd like to know as well.

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    3. Here and there
      They aren't rare

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  24. This post was the best,
    Your rhymes have such zest!
    The fruits of your quest
    for pictures of breast
    put laughs in my chest,
    and now I must rest.
    :)

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    1. Look at you go
      With the flow
      Glad you like the show
      As they grow and grow

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  25. funny and cleaver stuff - and a lot of work goes into these too

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    1. That it does indeed
      To do such a deed

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  26. The Japanese Anime' always love those bobbies.

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    1. Yeah the Japanese like them a ton
      I guess they like to have fun

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  27. Hi Pat in the Hatt
    And your ridiculous cat
    A boob of a post
    From the titty host
    "B" is for "Bleep"
    And the blogger sheep
    Who do the alphabet crap
    It should be a wrap
    IWSG
    Obviously
    "I Was Seeking Gary"
    How contrary!

    Penny, the pawsitive host of the Alphabark Challenge, 2014!

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    1. Well the crap
      Fills the gap
      I post anyway
      Every day
      So give me a break
      Go eat a steak

      Delete
  28. Very entertaining. Great subject... or would that be subjects?

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    1. Depends upon how you look i suppose
      If you touch, may be double the pose

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  29. Bouncing boobies
    men adore
    and will surely
    flock to your shore
    as do the boobies
    the Cat adores,
    to stalk and eat
    their luscious meat.

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    1. The cat will take the first
      They will quench his thirst

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  30. I don't think I have ever seen such an array

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    1. thanks to my zoo
      You've had such a view

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  31. Some of those boobies are just plain scary
    And a few of them are even quite hairy
    It's plain to see where your gaze lands
    But better watch out for those slapping hands.

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    1. Yeah the scary ones make me run
      Hmmm am I done?
      You know where my eyes go
      Uh oh

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  32. Holy cow. My jaw's on the floor! Glad I wasn't drinking coffee! Stopping in from the IWSG. :D

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    1. haha would have spit it and made a mess
      Glad it was just your jaw and coffee spit less

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  33. Well, if all the boobs don't get the males visiting today, I don't know what will! There's boobs aplenty here!

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    1. haha the search engine crazies will come
      That is for sure and then some

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  34. I bet there's no way that large-boobed woman can stand up straight with a pair like that weighing her down!

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    1. haha not a chance
      Unless she super worked on her stance

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  35. Hahaha boobs are so cool, they really come in handy when I needed a higher math grade

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    1. haha damn, I knew I got a low grade for some reason
      It wasn't the season

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  36. That guy was such a boob! And that big boobed woman must have HUGE...
    chiropractic bills.

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    1. Must have big need indeed
      There at her feed

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  37. OMG! One of the worst sights I've seen today!

    Excuse me while I go hurl - again!

    Ugh! Okay maybe just a little funny!

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    1. haha just hold it in
      Until you find a trash bin

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  38. When I was a kiddie I kept my eyes wide open not shut
    Always time to check our boobs at my kiddie hut
    A different kind of meal
    A different kind of feel
    You keep the birds, I keep what they're hiding
    But they must be old enough for I'm law-abiding
    Not lying at my sea when I'm talking booby talk
    But those Japanese ones make me gawk
    That rocket looks a bit like mine
    Except for the tip that's mighty fine
    Nope don't want no booby suit
    Not even if it make me look cute'
    Boobman's a bit scary and ugly too
    I'd rather spend time with a kangaroo shoe
    No boobs that need a tent
    Unless they're gonna pay my rent

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    1. Could shelter from the rain
      But would cause back pain
      Have to keep eyes open
      Not allowed to sit around mopin
      Could use them to stop your snore
      Although you might suffocate at your shore

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    2. Back pain is a pain in the butt
      I'd rather keep snoring in my hut

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    3. I have to agree
      Have plenty of that pain at my sea

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  39. A man's mind can be a very simple place to understand,
    A few boobs here and there, and he's as happy as a clam.

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    1. haha the cat won't disagree
      Good thing he is snip snip at his sea

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  40. Hi, Pat. Your rhymes go hilariously well with the photos. Funny post!

    Happy A to Z-ing! from Laura Marcella @ Wavy Lines

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    1. Once in a while photos work their way in
      Glad it was a win

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  41. lol Too funny. That's a good "B" post.

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    1. The first B word that popped in
      Here at my bin

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  42. B at your bay
    be bound brave
    bring big ball
    but boy -bold
    bullied be -
    boobie

    Even letter B looks like boobie. :)

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    1. haha being bullied by a boobie you say
      A fine bully for my bay

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  43. I am checking over my shoulder now to see if anyone is watching me read your post today. Looks like the coast is clear--I'll finish it up now...

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    1. hahaha yeah wouldn't want the kids to see
      Or anyone else at your tree

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  44. That chick's boobs just look painful!!! My husband would love that rocket...was there a buy link?

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    1. Not sure if there was one or not
      Sure it is easy to find though if you want such a plot

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  45. Well, THIS woke me up this morning!

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    1. A wake up call
      Fun to do at my hall

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  46. The Japanese anime sure likes them big

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    1. That they do
      With most every anime in view

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  47. You may get some more interesting visitors via various searches after this post! LOL! Speaking of LOL, my third grade boys used to crack up over blue-footed boobies in my "Ranger Rick" magazines. Have a good one!

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    1. haha blue footed boobies may now come due
      With the search engine searching crew

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