Saturday, April 12, 2014

Even For The Dinky We've Got Kinky!

What? You were expecting kitty for K at my hut? Sorry, did cat so that door is shut. But the cat will help you if you are in a rut. Kinky is the word of today. So let your mind play.


See, now you'll be clean.
With this on the scene.
All ready to go.
On with the show.


Need some potassium too.
Nothing else can come due.
Where did your mind go?
Wait! I probably don't want to know.


No banana in the tailpipe. 
But you can't just use Skype.
You have to get there,
Or be lame and pay bus fare.


For which you'd need this.
 Or you could just get bliss,
And pay the miss.
She may even hiss.


Need some energy too.
So eat some nuts at your zoo.
They are good for you.
But only a few.


These will keep you in place.
No need to move from your space.
You will be nice and secure.
Don't they hold a certain allure?


 Yes, it can bend.
But that isn't the trend.
You just want to clean in every spot,
Maybe some a whole lot.


He is there to protect you.
No stripping will come due.
 Unless you are a drug mule.
Then you may not think he's cool.


She is just there to clean.
Don't want your house obscene.
You have to clean it a ton.
She thinks cleaning is fun.


Hmmm how did that get there?
I guess the dinky may need it at their lair.
The cat helps all.
Just go have a ball.

Are you ready to get kinky? No need for a slinky. Good luck giving it a go. Any results I don't want to know. But my sea could use a cleaning so if some you are screening and see her, send her my way and I'll purr. What? The cat likes clean and is thinking nothing crass. I am snip snip so cannot be a kinky little rhyming ass,

Experience spring, have a fling.

90 comments:

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    1. It's #28 without a break
      To carefully tread!

      Hank

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    2. Almost there
      to 30 at my lair

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    3. I just stopped by to tell you R is on the loose again. But, of course, here he is too!

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    4. R seems to have his copy and paste
      Ready so time he won't waste

      Yipppeee
      For me

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  2. Going kinky need not be brainy
    Though they need not be bawdy
    Speaking broadly
    Need to be breezy
    And need to act a little bravely

    Hank

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    1. Lot's of B's today
      Sounds pretty okay
      No.#1 at my show as well
      Makes me says swell

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    2. Hank is number one all around
      He and #1 are always found
      Bravely acting can be fun
      Just grab a toy and a bun

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    3. Great about Blue
      Gives time for you!

      Hank

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    4. Time for one
      Across every sun

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  3. I'll take things I didn't expect to see early on a Saturday morning for $100, Pat.
    My wife would look good in that maid outfit.

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    1. haha the cat has to keep all on their toes
      You'll have to buy it for her and have her strike a pose

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  4. My tail has a little kink in it, must be erect tail dysfunction!

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    1. lol snip snipped and no working tail
      That is enough to make one wail

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  5. No.#6

    No posh banana from Beverly Hills?
    Sucking on a tail pipe kills?
    When the misses hisses
    She wants no kisses
    No nuts on her mind too
    Not sure what she wants to do
    Maybe wrap me in a shower curtain
    Knock me on the head and call it flirting
    I'd like that girl to cook me dinner
    Show her off and call me a winner
    Or so the Cat says to his friends
    And so the story ends
    Wait not quite there's a special pump
    Making you want to um… jump?

    P.S. Guess who's number one at my show today?
    Hankster came back to play

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    1. Beverly Hills
      can sure give thrills
      Billy and a big gun
      Or Serge having fun
      Geez, sounds like you may end up in a hole
      6 feet down is her goal
      It has to be that snoring
      Hey, at least life won't be boring

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    2. Last night I slept in the bathroom, no joke! Angie stole my couch and the bathroom was the only place left that's not connected to the humpster. Sounds like material for a post, I know. But no.

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    3. hahaha wow that is bad
      I hope the bathroom was a comfy pad
      Or you didn't shrivel up like a prune
      being in water from night to noon

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  6. Cat's ideas may all be kinky
    As eyes give the winky winky
    But who knows ones secret passion
    Oh is it really out of fashion?
    From bondage to the upstairs maid
    The kinky will begin to fade
    If you believe in cat's advice
    Many ideas here to take a slice

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    1. Sure what goes on
      Before dawn
      Behind closed doors
      Would clear the pores lol

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  7. Mmm, when I think of kinky, I think of really curly hair, like Shirley Temple.

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    1. haha well that is a different way to go
      There at your show

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  8. That will perk anyone up in the morning

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    1. Won't take much work
      For such a perk

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  9. It is too early on a Saturday morning to think about such things.

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    1. Early is more fun they say
      Not dragged down by the day

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  10. I am smiling, ha no outlandish kinky pictures, smiles ~

    I will take the banana, peanuts and cash, thanks ~

    Happy weekend Pat ~

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    1. haha well 3 out of ten
      Is not bad at your den

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  11. A kinky post
    from you the host
    doesn't surprise me one bit
    wonder if it will be a hit

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    1. haha who knows
      How it goes
      But the search engine nuts
      Will come in their ruts

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  12. Hah! Thanks for another laugh. No one is going to skim your blog – it's too good! :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Once you've been reading the Cat for as many years as I have, all you do is skim him. Just rhyme back at him and he's happy.

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    2. It becomes engrained in your brain
      You think you skim but you get it all without any pain

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  13. None of this is as kinky as what you get up to Cat. Wandering the open fields of Canada yowling at night hoping to attract the attention of some passing aliens, begging to be probed. You're filthy and this post just proves it :)

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    1. haha well the viking woman has to sleep sometime
      So the cat needs some aliens to keep him in his prime

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    2. There's the banter I love to see on the filthy cat's feed!

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    3. haha when old Irish Air comes
      You get some dirty hums

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    4. Yeah, I'm almost back to my old self after the beating Winter gave me. You'll know I've pulled completely out of it when every other word out of my mouth is feck.

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    5. Well i too would be bitter
      If I couldn't use my shitter

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  14. Well, I don't expect to make you laugh
    But I don't get much of the kinky graph
    Right over my head it flew
    While taking a breather at your zoo

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    1. haha closed off are you
      There at your zoo

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  15. Love kinky words
    new use of thoughts,
    of things and nuts,
    when you in ruts.

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    1. when in a rut
      You can do more that fondle a butt

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  16. Some of those images make me shudder. Guess my mind is still in the gutter. Funny how innocent things can give one's brain nasty pings. And don't you wonder if anyone has ever really gotten kinky with a large silver slinky?

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    1. haha yeah something so nice and cute
      Can make the brain do a gutter reboot
      I'm sure some have indeed
      Don't want to know though at my feed

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  17. Ah, one of my favorite words. It describes so many concepts and practices.

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    1. Yeah it can be used a ton
      With its kinky run

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  18. Gee, Pat, what is that last photo of???

    :)

    jean!!!

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  19. When I see the kinky maid, I'll send her your way.

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    1. Sounds good to me
      I'll be waiting at my sea

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  20. So nutty (one of them literally). :)

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    1. Nutty in more ways than one
      I just have tons of fun

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  21. My mind didn't drift to the gutter
    when I saw all this clutter
    I am innocent and clean
    it's why I'm the queen!

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    1. Pffft right
      And you really used that golden loo to at your site

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  22. I'm shaking my head and thinking clean Nova Scotia thoughts…

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    1. Nothing clean here
      All fishy I fear

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  23. Bananas are my favorite fruit
    My cravings they do feed
    Between those and lasting batteries
    What more could a gal need?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Got everything all in one
      Some potassium and some toys for fun

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  24. Ha ha, the last thing I would have expected from you would be kinky
    Slinky yes, blinky yes, minky yes, linky yes, but kinky made me finky!

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    1. Have to keep you on your toes
      So I bring a kinky pose

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  25. You had me until 'she thinks cleaning is fun...' u huh. grin.

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  26. oh my gosh, that's what I can say
    but no, not kinky here; far too old and stiff
    can't have much fun or do much play
    when your knees buckle and go out a bit.

    betty

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    1. damn, that sounds like to much pain
      But then no pain, no gain lol

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  27. LOL good ones. Although I do think that cop has other things on his mind than arresting anyone. he looks like he wants to spank someone not arrest them.

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    1. Hmmm maybe he'll do both
      He could be from way down in the south

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  28. Hmm, kinky! Interesting choice, but my mind is blank! No rhyme, comes to mind. No smart retort from my sea to yours!

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    1. Geez made you go blank
      I guess your brain walked the plank

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  29. hand cuffs and a maids outfit
    might make for a good night
    just saying,
    hold the banana
    not literally....

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    1. haha be a fun night
      As much, not literally, will take flight

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  30. Pat in the Hatt
    And all of that
    Have you missed me
    At your sea
    How do you do
    At you zoo
    What can I say
    At your bay
    I can be kinky
    Now my finger is stinky...

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    1. Nasty indeed
      Stay away from my feed

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  31. Hilarious! The pictures you included were brilliant. HA!

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  32. You would choose kinky over kitty! lol! Too funny!

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    1. lol already did kitty with cat
      Can't go all repeat at my mat

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  33. Oh, well
    that was swell
    I'm guessing that last one doesn't measure
    someone's high blood pressure:)

    WriterlySam
    Echoes of Olympus
    A to Z #TeamDamyanti

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    1. haha you'd be right
      But it might bite

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  34. I tried very hard to remain my naive and innocent self until that last picture and then, what?! That can't be what I think it is?!? That's so...KINKY!!!!!

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    1. haha blew your naive away
      Oopsy at my bay

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  35. I eat lots of nuts to get my protein... especially when we are on the road. Hate to eat out at restaurants.

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    1. Yeah eat cashews at my sea
      Just go on a snack spree

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  36. The cat must have finished 50 Shades recently to share all of this kinky stuff.
    Who knew his mind was so full of all that dirty fluff?

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    1. The cat likes the gutter
      Plus it makes people stutter

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