So for G away we go at my sea. Glitch of a Witch came to mind. So here part seventeen you will find. The glowy thing was falling from the sky, just in case you forgot the last Glitch of a Witch cry.
It came closer and closer and the land seemed to breathe anew. I think the candy liked this glowing things view. We all got a sense of peace and then the three headed mutt got shipped off to, let's say, Greece. The glowing thing floated just above our head. Boy, did I wish I was back home in bed.
"Annnnnnnne, I'm full of drool. Damn cat! I blame you."
"Why couldn't this glowy thing ship her off? Drazin is sick of this place."
"Brandon, what do you call a...."
Before the beer guys could have their say, they too just poofed away. Old One Eye hid behind Anne and Pat started talking like he was more woman than man. God only knows who he thought he was this time. My money was on Cleopatra when he wanted his face on a golden dime. Miss Priss and I stayed low though as this thing continued to glow.
"Well this is threatening. What is it going to do, blind Drazin?"
"Demon, do not aggravate the power of Merlin."
"Eejits, all of you. Take us home now!"
Anne yelled at the glowing thing and gave her fist a fling. Poof she disappeared too, leaving Old One Eye not knowing what to do.
Thankfully she went poof after her scream. Drazin sure would not have minded if the glowing thing drowned her in a stream. She was hard on the ears. Maybe she will now go climb some stairs and rid herself of fears? Probably not. But it was worth a thought. We were back to four and then the glowing thing went on a rhyming tour.
"You have won the game. Now to the world you can claim, you beat Candy Land. Isn't that grand?"
"The glowing thing talks? Demon, how about you slay it."
"Drazin is sick and tired of this place. Show Drazin the exit, now!"
"We won candy land. Wow, kids everywhere will be so impressed."
The glowing thing got closer to Miss Priss who backed off and let out a hiss. I guess the glowing thing did not like snarky remarks. I wonder how it would do it dog parks? I am sure if it had a face it would be proud thinking we should dance and shout out loud.
"You are the first to ever win. All the rest died, what a sin. Now you can pick a door. There are more worlds to explore. You four have what it takes to bake really big candy cakes."
"Not going to happen. Drazin has had enough already!"
Drazin picked up a hard candy and threw it at the glowing thing. It seemed to make it sing, or maybe that would be buzz. Either way, we starting kicking candy at it like they were fuzz. Pat joined in and we were going to make this thing take us home to our bin.
"You can't beat the force. I have no remorse. I sit and watch from upon high. If I wanted to, I'd make you all die."
"Eat it, you glowing shooting star reject."
The four of us kept up our assault and it seemed the glowing thing deemed while locked in our candy vault. Yeah, the candy was sticking to it now. It screamed, sounding like it was giving birth to a cow. Then the glow shined out across the land. the glowing thing did not like our last stand. We covered our eyes and opened them to find, the glow was covering that damn witch who brought forth this bind.
"It's the old hag that send Drazin here. Drazin is going to rip off her ear."
"Demon, you take one and I will take the other. Germs be damned."
"Leave some for me."
"You will regret the day you said you want to no longer play. Not only did you kill the Easter Bunny but you cost me a lot of money. See you soon in my next cartoon."
The four of us were ready to kill the witch. She sent us here and we wanted to bury her in a ditch. She cackled like witches do and then disappeared from view. The damn witch ran away. What next? Flying rats on display? She was not even brave enough to fight after we destroyed her glowing light.
"Drazin wants to know what is her deal with the Easter Bunny? Is she one of those Furry freaks?"
"Come out and fight, demon. Excalibur and I shall cut you down."
We stood there for a while expecting the witch to send something vile. But nothing happened at all. We sat there and sat there, stuck at this candy land hall. Then when we were about to give up and sit down we heard a nut that sounded like she was from crazy town. She frolicked through the candy grass and was pretty much a bare naked lass. Drazin said his name fifty times and some other chimes, while Pat just stopped and continued to stare. I think he liked the lass who was bare. But it was obviously a trap. We just watched as she frolicked across the candy map.
And there we are, the nuts are still stuck at the candy land bar. Will we ever get back? This witch needs to melt or with some candy we should give her a pelt. Drazin says his name with every pass. He is so annoying to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.