Monday, April 21, 2014

How The Heck Can You Retromingent On Any Deck?

For R today the cat will pose a question at his bay. How can one retromingent at their sea? It sounds kind of tricky. Any idea at all? Do you even know the meaning at your hall? Well I guess we should get to that. I have to be a semi-nice cat.

Retromingent is everywhere.
You see it at many a lair.
You just don't notice as you stop and stare,
Well from this day forth you will be aware.

But I can't spoil the fun.
Can't tell you yet with my retromingent run.
Can you decide what it means,
By the pics below on your screens?


Watch out, they spit.
May have a spitting fit.
But they are retromingent too.
How? I'll leave that up to you.


My, what big yap.
That would be an awful trap.
Retromingent and bad breath.
You might just wish for death.


A relative to me.
But no snip snip spree.
Lucky retromingent guy.
He can still let it fly.


Look it's dinner.
A sure fire winner.
What? The cat isn't picky at his hut.
Even if it is a retromingent nut.


Another relative of some sort.
He looks like a good sport.
But he might enter your snow fort.
If he goes to retromingent, abort!


Don't they look cute?
The masked bandit brute.
Plus a super hero soon on a big screen near you.
But still, he is retromingent too.

  So can you guess?
Come now, confess?
What is your first thought?
Are you confused by the lot?

Fine, be that way.
Don't share at my bay.
But if you guessed fur mate,
You'd be wrong as it means to backwards urinate.

Did I not give you enough clues? Are you singing the blues? Unable to get retromingent means animals that urinate backwards at your sea? Shame on thee. It was such an easy A to Z pass. At least now you know thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

102 comments:

  1. They can ‘shoot’ to quite a distance
    Backwards at their own insistence
    When at the zoo
    Remember if you
    Face their butts you get it that instance

    Hank

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    1. yeah don't face at all
      Stand beside them at you hall

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    1. I bet it does indeed
      As it takes seed

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  3. by urinate backwards i guess you mean
    they pee out the back, i dont want to google it because i am
    at school and security might bust in my shack,
    ha, errr...never fear i will just have to stare
    at the comments a bit later and see
    what this has to do with pee

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    1. haha yeah don't want them after you
      Although could blame a kid or two

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  4. Thanks for not showing visuals.
    That would just be pitiful.
    haha.

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    1. haha yeah that be nasty as can be
      No need for that with zombie feet at my sea

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  5. I've seen some humans do it too!

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    1. I don't even want to know where you saw this, Fran!

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    2. haha hmmmm I may be with one eye
      Those humans must be spry

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  6. Entertaining post Pat , but I didn't get the hump.
    Yvonne.

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    1. At least I can entertain
      Here at my lane

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  7. I suppose a backwards pee
    Would not be handy when you ski
    So pee to the front or pee to the back
    No matter if you first attack
    I'm just thankful if I have a beer
    To know the loo is very near

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    1. haha drink all the water I do
      I sure need a near loo
      Or a bush works too
      If one isn't in view

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  8. haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I certainly didn't guess that.

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    1. haha be hard to guess
      So it is okay to confess

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  9. On this one I didn't have a single clue,
    Where can I use that word that is new?

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    1. When you see a raccoon
      Now you know it is a retromingent loon

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  10. I hear that humans can pee out the back also. All they have to do is eat Taco Bell for a month straight.

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  11. So R doesn't get a special post?
    Not even a bit of a roast?
    He has his own special day
    and you don't honor him at your bay
    Poor R will be so very sad
    he may even get a little mad
    because you chose to talk of backwards pee
    instead of dedicating a post all to he

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    1. haha R already had a post or two
      Here at my zoo
      He was in a story too
      What more does nice post want at my zoo

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  12. Hey, I learned something today!

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  13. You sure put a smile on my face. You sure have talent for words.

    Stop in from A to Z challenge. Coffee is on

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    1. Glad i can do both
      And not head south

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  14. Dang, what will they think of next?!?!

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    1. Who really knows
      Make up words as the wind blows

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  15. Well, I never would have known. Thanks for enlightening my day. :)

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    1. haha glad i could enlighten you
      To what is kinda ewww

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  16. Someone needs to upload a demo video. By the by you are your own urban dictionary I think where do you get these words from?

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    1. Oh it is probably on youtube i bet
      Showing all such a set

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  17. Umm. Love the animals pictures though. lol

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    1. lol well at least they put on a show
      As they stand in a row

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  18. You have to wonder who decides we even need a word to describe certain things...

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    1. That is very true
      Why can't we just say pee backwards at our zoo

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  19. Backwards urinate...hmm...I have nothing to add to that.

    This made me laugh though: "But no snip snip spree." Because I just got my kittens fixed. lol

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    1. haha nothing at all
      Here at my hall
      Poor kitties got the snip snip
      At that nasty vet trip

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  20. Learned something new today at your place
    I don't think I would have guessed what this word meant
    But I know it is nothing I could do
    It would make my muscles spent.

    betty

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    1. haha yeah be rough to try
      Could say you did it and lie

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  21. Amazing what they feel we need words for

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    1. Yeah they see a thing
      And create a new word at their wing

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  22. It is no wonder raccoons always steal things. They need to feel whole

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    1. What? The backwards pee
      Isn't great at their sea

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  23. Dude, that word wasn't even in my dictionary! And how the heck to you backwards pee?

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    1. haha beats the heck out of me
      But I guess they do it with glee

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  24. Now that would be an interesting trick. It might even be a weapon when being seized from behind.

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    1. haha yeah right in the face
      Eww to such an embrace

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  25. Wonder why some animals do urinate backwards?? Interesting question. Must be messy sometimes too. Good word to learn what it is.

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    1. Yeah has to make a mess indeed
      Not sure what is the need

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  26. I prefer to pee standing up
    I helps with aim if you need to pee in a cup
    To pee out the rear
    Is no reason to cheer

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    1. If it comes like that
      May need imodium, stat

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  27. orlin N cassie...we knew thiz all a long

    ....knot.... :)

    tho we think thiz iz kinda like when we go to de box ....and pee on de wall.... inn sted oh de litter tray

    never did like de color oh paint on that wall any way.....

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    1. haha the wall just needs a spray
      Tell the food service woman you need a bigger box at your bay

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  28. Peeing backward? Now that would take some skill.
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. That it would
      Never be tried it should

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  29. well that is one absurd word
    one I'm sure I've never heard
    to this I say eww...

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    1. haha ewww works for me
      A grossing out spree

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  30. Nice one. I was liking the animals until I learned that the word had to do with urinating..eww I had a rabbit who would not pee in his cage, always backed up and it landed on my floor. Wee little beasty.

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    1. haha he knew where to go
      Why pollute his show

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  31. So...if one urinates backwards, does the pee go back up inside the bladder?

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    1. That would sure suck
      Hopefully it isn't like a backed up truck

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  32. Another new word. I wouldn't have figured it out.

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    1. Well at least you know
      Which ones are backwards when they go

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  33. Hmmm.. I think a few of us here are guilty of retromingent too!
    Although the mom may find it hard to do.

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    1. haha on the wall or the floor
      Need a big litter box at your shore

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  34. Another word I learned today.
    But again, I will never use it at my bay.
    You are so full of useless new words.
    Words for peeing backwards? That's just absurd!

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    1. haha useless words come due
      Just feed more nonsense to you

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  35. Frontways, backwards, sideways too
    It's all peeing--but what about poo?

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    1. Who knows about that
      I'd say it all comes out the same at any mat

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  36. I always wonder why hippos were so hungry on that board game

    marble can't be good for the brain.

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    1. But they have a big head
      Maybe not cause too much dread

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  37. Back side business
    with open front view...
    hmmmm..it's new!

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  38. Is it cheating if I Google 'retromingent'??? New words always excite me!! I love all of pics, animals make me so happy. And with the rhyming too- so darling!

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    1. Yes, you are a cheat
      Glad the pic excited at my street

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  39. Like Miss Caitlin, I had to google the word :)

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  40. ew
    And oh my GOSH to the hippo mouth. That's a scary place to be/see. I've heard they can be aggressive and mean too.

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    1. Yeah, stay far away
      As they are mean at their bay

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  41. I Googled it right away lol. Oops, I should have read the next line first :O

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    1. lol well at least you found out
      Twice even with my shout

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  42. Holy cow, there's a word for that?
    Thanks for teaching vocabulary, Pat!

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    1. haha no problem at all
      Here at my hall

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  43. Retromingent's quite a word
    The strangest one I've ever heard
    Of oh I'll teach my crew
    Something new coming from you
    Retromingent's all the rage
    Let's hope it's just a stage

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    1. haha let's hope it isn't near
      That would strike fear

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  44. Hmmmm... welll that is the first time I heard the word retromingent. I do know when a skunk turns it's back on you, you better run like the wind.

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    1. haha yeah get the heck away
      Or stink for many a day

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  45. Goodness! Such a terrific way to teach obscure words. (Admittedly, I had forgotten the meaning and I thought it was a nonsense word.) Very impressed.

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    1. I did a poem for P, by the way. (Like the rest of the planet.) Sort of based on magic tricks, kids' entertainment and Shakespearean sonnets.

      http://ragtaggiggagon.blogspot.ie/2014/04/p-is-for-poetry-az-blogging-challenge.html

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    2. Well nonsense abounds at my sea
      But they word is true with my a to z spree

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