Friday, April 11, 2014

I Will Give You A Bargain With Some Jargon!

Here we are at J and I figured I would make it a confusing day. At least the cat would make it a bit more than the usual at his shore. Jargon is the pick of the day. Now don't run away.

Have to get some bang for your buck,
Or the 9 to 5 will be out of luck.
Your BP may rise too much.
Code eleven may reach out and touch.

Or you may go AWOL.
Hopefully not a big fall.
Getting over that wall must be tough.
POTUS may pick his nose and get rough.

BTW he flicks too,
But that you knew.
LOL does that get old?
The right wing may find it cold.

Or maybe the left wing.
The cat isn't up on such a thing.
Besides wings aren't tasty anyway.
Eat the bird, leave the feathers on display.

No, I'm not getting on my soap box.
That could lead to quite the detox.
Answers some FAQS you ask?
I guess I'm up to the task.

Oops, IANAL so can't.
Maybe it was because I ate an ant?
I knew it tasted funny.
Plus my nose got runny.

TMI for you?
You asked at my zoo.
Could use that for MOTD at my sea.
Would that not impress thee?

Doesn't SCOTUS sound bad?
Like some STD is had.
Uncle Sam may come after me,
For comparing them to an STD.

YMMV on that one,
Depending on you under your sun.
Isn't it everyone's sun?
Not sure why I give that a run.

IIRC it was used on a whim,
So things shouldn't get grim.
Never fear, we'll be BFF's all the time.
TTYL unless you're a mime.

There we are. Did you get them all at my bar? Used easy ones too. I did not want to completely confuse you. Like TTFB or IDGAS or something like that. Now I have you thinking at your mat. Do not worry those thoughts will pass. Tomorrow you will have new ones thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

100 comments:

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    1. It's now #27 without a break
      Of what to make!

      Hank

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    2. 30 almost at hand
      Here in my land

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  2. Great post. Fun as always. TTYL lol

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    1. lol see you back around
      As no more acronyms will be found

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  3. Well, IDGAS
    what happens at your pit
    I'm only here
    cause I heard there was beer
    but I see I was wrong
    at least the cat's not wearing a thong
    with that I'll take a bow
    and say TTFN

    (BTW, acronyms are killing the English language)

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    1. I knew you'd get that one
      With your potty mouth on the run haha
      The cat in a thong
      Would just be all kinds of wrong
      The zebra is put away
      Yep, killing it day by day

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  4. TTFB Time to first byte is seemingly persuasive
    IDGAS I don’t give a sh.. is highly provocative
    Rather it is granted
    Presently accepted
    In high society it is often heard though passive

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah it is rather said
      When the high class want to cause dread

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  5. I knew a couple, but I don't use any abbreviated jargon, so most I have no idea.

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    1. I know what most are
      But never use them at my bar

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    1. Yippee for me one more
      The cat is good at his shore

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  7. Many I did not have a clue
    What was being said by you!

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  8. Why not go to easy speak
    If it's fewer words one seek
    That jargon I will never know
    Even if cat is best of show

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    1. You will never get a one
      You need to give a jargon class a run

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  9. When I talk
    I just speak out
    say what I say
    no jargon at my bay.

    Feck off is clear
    up yours is too
    bugger off I'm in the loo
    you're a gobshite
    and wear a size
    nine shoe.

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    1. How did you now my shoe size?
      Back to your camera spies?
      And best to just say it
      Instead of going IDGAS

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    2. My spies have never left you foolish feline. I'm making a fortune with my Viking Woman/Cat porn site. People love to watch you suck that fat. And when you crawl up into her fleshy folds, I rake the money in. Cha-ching!

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    3. hahaha what?
      I get no commission at my hut?
      Expect to hear from my lawyer soon
      I will track your site down showing this viking loving loon

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  10. heh-heh! Going to share that one FB.
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks for the share
      At your facebook lair

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  11. SCOTUS definitely sounds like an STD!

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    1. See, not just the cat
      Who wants to say that

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  12. Jargon and acronyms are often mental jungle gyms. Glad I left my old work, as EOCs and the MMCM were no perk.Of course there are new ones at the new place. Just part of the rat race.

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    1. haha there will always be some every where
      Unless you work from home at your own lair

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  13. This was a fun one! I knew most of them.

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    1. The grammar nazi in the know
      Here at my show

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  14. I'm so out of the loop on most of these, well, except for LOL!

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    1. At least you can get one
      With my argon run

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  15. Caught up again!!!!! I enjoyed the hats the most! What is it with English princesses wearing those ridiculous hats anyway? I'd have to Google most of your acronyms in this post! Have a happy weekend, Pat!

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    1. Yeah those hats are crazy
      Maybe their eye sight is hazy

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  16. SCOTUS does sound bad, same with POTUS. Is Supreme Court and President just too hard to say?

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    1. Yeah you'd think they'd be easier to say
      Others just sound like some disease at play

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    1. You got the hang of it
      Jargon is a hit

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  18. I didn't know some, but that is completely normal for me!

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    1. Well at least you got a few
      That were in view

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  19. orlin N cassie

    due knot forget PJWE, QZSS

    frank lee we think trout towne speech wood class a fye in itz own rite....what cha think !!

    heerz hopin everee one haza cod shrimp & sole kinda week oh end ♥

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    1. Yeah you have your own branch
      Out on your ranch haha

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  20. Though LOL annoys me
    I use it frequently
    Of this, I am not proud
    Is there any other way
    to say "laugh out loud"?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah it can annoy
      But faster to type and bring joy
      Than laugh out loud
      That would just draw a crowd

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  21. IANAL? What did you say?
    IANAL is like iPhone but in a different way

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    1. It could be a phone
      With digits that groan

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    2. Or did I mean ;)? See all this spy stuff is so confusing. Now, where's my grammar book?

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    3. Don't know the grammar off hand
      How embarrassing in your land

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  22. Education is fullll of the things. Do an ETP for the student who is LES and ADHD. etc.

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    1. haha seems you have the lingo down
      At the education town

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  23. Pffft. Why would Uncle Sam come after you? ;)

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    1. Could piss them off
      But then they'd just scoff

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  24. Nope, I didn't get 'em all. Guess I'm SOL. ;)

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    1. Up the sol creek
      At least you can take a leak

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  25. I didn't get them all so you are scoring big time today. But got some good laughs out of the comments. Hope you have a fantastic week end.

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    1. Yeah was fun to do
      Sure amused at my zoo

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    1. At least you got one
      With my lingo run

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  27. I got most of them but there were a couple that had me stumped.

    BTW I couldn't stop myself from LOL at this part: "Plus my nose got runny."

    Well, GTG TTYL! ;)

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    1. LOL away at the runny nose
      When you GTG did you first pose

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  28. I think I got half of them
    but then sometimes I can be really slow
    this certainly took careful planning
    to give this a go!

    betty

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    1. Yeah was a bit of a plan
      Then winged most of it as the rhyme ran

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  29. I try to convince myself that almost a ddecade in USA had made me learn enough English to survive and then you put a post like this. I am all lost.

    Your hero the guy who put Canada on the map - Bob Ford. --- is he left wing or right wing. And no tribute to Bieber? I simply don't Beiblieve this..

    Ok, Uncle Sam shouldn't he check with Victoria first before reaching you?

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    1. haha the cat keeps you on your toes
      With the lingo woes
      Pffft to that schmuck
      All he can do is cluck
      A moron with no power
      And Bieber may soon need to never drop the soap in the shower

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  30. All of that silly alphabet soup
    Kind of makes my little head droop
    I think I'll stick with spelling it out
    Much easier than having to shout

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    1. Yeah can understand away
      Much better at ones bay

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  31. Too many letters used in place of words and talk,
    I can't understand half of the abbreviated squawk.

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    1. Well at least you know your abc's
      That has to please

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  32. You're reminding me of that scene in Good Morning Vietnam. lol! Great stuff!!

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    1. Great movie indeed
      Haven't watched it for a while at my feed

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  33. Hello there. I see you haven't lost your rhyme! Thanks for sharing. All the best with the challenge!
    Entrepreneurial Goddess

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    1. The rhyme is on the go
      Always at my show

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  34. Pretty entertaining. I'm pretty bad with code talk. I'm always the last one to learn the newest internet abbreviations, lol. =-) Have a great weekend.

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    1. haha well even last
      At least your learn the abbreviated blast

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  35. This is Emilyann by the way :)

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    1. Would not have guessed that
      Hiding out at your mat

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  36. Looks like you had alphabet soup for dinner! ;-)

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    1. And spit it up
      Must have been nasty in my cup

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  37. I am so dense to all that jargon. When I see my daughter posting it online, Google is my best friend is figuring out what she was saying.

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    1. haha yeah that works indeed
      Sometimes google I need

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  38. Too bad i am out of the loop with jargon cya

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    1. Out you are
      Should have used gtg at my bar

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  39. They change every other day, it is hard to keep up

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  40. Oh, gosh, now I really feel bad
    I didn't understand most kinky rad
    But now I'm lost in a letter sea
    My, poor uncurrent me!

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    1. haha lost all around
      What I can do at my litter mound

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  41. And then there is FBI
    the government private eye!

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    1. They can come after you
      But not at my canadian zoo

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  42. I have no clue what some of these mean...once they get over 4 letters i get lost....smiles...sorry was away a few days and trying to spin through and catch up, ack i forgot to rhyme, wtf

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    1. haha well you got the main one down
      As you go away and forget to rhyme at my town

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  43. I am with Brian... WTH do some of those mean anyway?

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    1. I guess some remain a mystery
      Making all go on a wtf spree

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