Friday, April 25, 2014

I Will Vastate You At My Zoo!

So for V I thought I would really help thee. I am going to vastate you all at my hall. By the time we are through you won't blink an eye when such things come in view.


By the time I am through,
This face will never again grace you.
When my vastate is complete.
You won't look twice at your street.

I will give you time to prepare.
You may need it at your lair.
At first this could be an awful fate,
So breathe and get ready to vastate.

Are you ready to go?
Trust me, I started off easy at my show.
There are far worse out there.
I will just ease you in at my lair.


Back boobs are so scary.
Some can even be super hairy.
Just look and don't flinch.
Soon you'll want to measure them by inch.


Creepy food is rather yuck.
Gloria may just be in luck.
Now she can make it with ease,
I vastated her so it's a breeze.


Don't like hairy feet?
The cat thinks they are neat.
Can yank the hair and run.
See, even nasty can be fun.


 Look at that moon.
Sure won't make any swoon.
But it isn't so cough cough bad.
We all have one at our pad.


Just sit and stare.
This is a big beware.
Don't want this in the mirror,
So make sure they stay clearer.


And the one you have been waiting for,
Zombie feet get a yearly encore.
I've already vastated most on these,
So looking passed them should be a breeze.


And the nastiest of all,
If you are in the know at your hall.
That is not food one bit,
It's from a dog and isn't spit.
 
Have you guess what vastate means yet? Nasty, would be your thought I bet. But nope, not at all. It means to make immune at ones hall. Now that you have seen such things come to pass, you are immune to them all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

94 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. It's now #41
      Much to be done!

      Hank

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    2. 50 is the goal
      For your #1 roll

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    3. You got the best comment of all time from R, you lucky sod.

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    4. Damn, yiiipppeee times 2
      For me at my zoo

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  2. Are we immune to seeing such images
    But some are not used to such ravages
    One may throw up
    It's somewhat hard
    To accept them makes one feel dazed

    Hank

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    1. Immune many people are
      Near and far
      A bit of a hurl
      Some may still give a whirl

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  3. Not very pictures poem was great but don't know what vastate means,
    Yvonne.

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    1. To become numb
      To things that are worse than a plum

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  4. I was hungry...
    Yeah, fastest I've ever read one of your poems, Pat.

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    1. Alex,

      I am with you..I was just eating breakfast while I read
      somehow, I've lost my appetite..as the cat brought dread

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    2. The cat is the diet guru of the earth
      Now how much should I charge for my worth

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    3. I have to agree with Alex. There goes my appetite..... If the back boobs didn't do it the last picture was the final straw.

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    4. haha not a fan of the mutt
      There at your hut

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  5. Another new word, I do opine
    I like the words that are so fine
    To wear those shorts in a public place
    You better carry a can of mace

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    1. Eye blocker of some sort
      Might be good at ones court

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  6. You said you were easing us in, but w/the very first picture I thought, 'that's easing??' And then I kept going... def. it was easing. Ew, ew, ew, and ew. All the way down the line ew.

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    1. haha you mean they did not please?
      I expected 5 ew's, geez

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  7. Yuck and good morning too
    a rather gross post to view
    vastate and unusual word
    and the pics are really absurd
    brought to you by the rhyming cat
    my breakfast just may go splat

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    1. haha well you can thank the cat
      As now no sparkly farts will be had at your mat

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  8. Those are some hairy-ass feet
    And some rather gross looking hand-meat
    But the toenails are just way too much
    Made me nauseous and such

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    1. haha but you've seen them before
      Zombie feet always make an encore

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  9. If you could only see the look on my face right now.
    I don't know if I can...ew.
    I'm probably gonna have flashbacks all day long.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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    1. hahaha the cat will go anywhere
      He just doesn't look at his lair

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  10. Dear Cat With Pat;
    Those folks ain't 'phat'
    In fact, they're over-rated...
    Dare I ask to be de-vastated??

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    1. haha told you so
      Yesterday at my show

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  12. I'm not liking you right now, cat.

    Zombie feet? Really? You had to go there?

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    1. He's back to his disgusting ways it seems. This is what he falls back on when he can't come up with anything else.

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    2. haha but you never like the cat
      So how is that new at my mat?
      You know you were just waiting for them to show
      I could not disappoint you know

      Bah the cat is 120 posts ahead
      Need a better excuse than that for zombie feet dread lol

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    3. I don't tend to waste my time insulting people I don't like Cat.

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    4. The cat loves insults too
      Can take them and use for pillow talk after some fat to chew

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  13. Ugh I already hate feet and then you had to show hairy feet...ughhh. This is one of the reasons I hate the Hobbit and now one of the reasons I kinda hate you...only kinda ;)

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    1. hahaha bring the hate
      The cat can take it at his gate

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  14. The crack of that ass
    so disgusting to see
    but what can
    compare with back
    boobs in midair?

    Drinking dog sperm
    puts them both
    to shame
    and me on the couch
    with my eyes
    feeling maimed.

    Cat, you're a gobshite.

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    1. haha yeah that last is the nastiest thing I've ever seen on TV
      Rather see a nut on a murder spree
      But to maim your eyes
      That is better than eating dead flies

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    1. That is a safe bet
      Maybe they even met

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  16. EUWWWWWWW!
    Icky at your zoo!

    But garnered a new response from R...

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    1. Got R to say something new
      Just had to go eww

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  17. You've scarred my mind forever.I am blinking and seeing those images. lol

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    1. lol need a brain scrub
      Have to hop in the bath tub

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  18. Oh Pat, my eyes are burning! I wish I didn't continue to look, but it was too fascinating not too. I thought after the back boobs, things couldn't get worse. But I was wrong! LOL

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    1. lol yeah things can always be worse indeed
      Which I proved at my feed

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  19. Well it must mean gross. That was a EWWWWW post. Have a great day.

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    1. Ewww is the best word
      To describe this turd

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  20. I am learning so many new words through this challenge
    as I come to visit every day
    some of those pictures were just down disgusting
    but I am immune now, so that is okay!

    betty

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    1. See, the cat helps a ton
      New words and an immune run

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  21. Yep, we've been vastated and yucktated!

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    1. Two in one
      Damn I'm good under my sun

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  22. Now that I've been vastated, I'm going to go vomit!

    (How could anyone go out in public, dressed in a way to give a back boob display? Ugh!)

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    1. They must think they are grand
      Hit a bucket in your land

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  23. I WILL NEVER be able to eat again. Thanks for my new diet.

    I think Cat in the header is snarking at me. Just saying.

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    1. haha which cat is that
      And no problem with the diet at your mat

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  24. Yup, just as disgusting as promised. :)

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    1. Did it make you angry at your sea
      You gonna shout things at me lol

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  25. I have never heard of back. Not sure I feel enlightened. :-) Are those hairy feet from a werewolf?
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. haha might just be
      As they are quite hairy

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  26. Oh, that was just plain nasty! Uck! Thanks, Pat! I really needed that - NOT!

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  27. I looked away... v is not very pleasing...

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    1. The cat is here to please
      Or at least not give you fleas

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  28. I have no words. I was going to eat breakfast, but I think I'll wait until I stop gagging.

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    1. haha diet number 5
      I need to take this on the road at my hive

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    1. Just not on the floor
      Hit the toilet at your shore

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  30. I need to go wash my eyeballs out now, Pat!!! GEEZ!!! jean

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    1. lol could make a word for that
      There at your mat

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  31. orlin N casie....we wood like ta bee immune frum de human race....wadda ya say ...R ya with uz...N they talk bout uz $hittin in de litter box N hurlin hairballs... !!!!

    heerz two a sea bass & shrimp kinda week oh end two all ♥

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    1. haha yeah they sure are scarier than the litter
      I guess they are just bitter

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  32. I'm so thankful that I'm immune to all these gruesome scenes.

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    1. Glad it is so
      All thanks to my show

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  33. My bad luck to visit you right before I sit down to dinner,
    Thanks to these nasty pix, tomorrow I'll be thinner.

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    1. Diet number 6
      The cat can sure do tricks

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  34. Back boobs are really scary and so are those toenails. And you think I have gross things on my blog....

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    1. haha well worms are nasty as can be
      But yeah zombie feet may top thee

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  35. been awhile since I've seen old Ernest

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    1. Yeah haven't watched a movie with him in a while
      Many aren't that great in the movie mile

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    1. Beats throw up at your sea
      No need to clean for thee

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  37. Oh, Jesus! I am getting ready to go to bed. That is NOT what one wants to see before drifting off to sleep! Gross!

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    1. Hopefully a nightmare or two
      Did not come to you

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  38. Not sure what it would take to make me immune to any one of those things
    Not to mention the nausea those images brings
    I need to rinse my mind with bleach tonight
    Just so I can get those pictures out of my sight

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    1. Maybe a good drug or three
      So you can zone out and not see

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  39. I thought vastate was a snip, snip thing.
    It kind of has that type of ring.
    But it's grosser than that, I now see.
    My dinner just flowed out of me.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha yeah not snip snip
      Quite the nastier trip

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  40. Oh ick, it's so gross!
    The boobs and the nail
    Are the worst of this post
    They're both a big FAIL!

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    1. That they are indeed
      Hopefully none near you take seed

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  41. What Susan said. :)
    Damyanti, Co-host A to Z Challenge April 2014, My Latest post

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