Saturday, April 19, 2014

I'm Game For A Quomodocunquize Claim!

So I bet you are game for a Quomodocunquize claim, at least in many a way. Some may not want to go all out at their bay. That could really get weird and then you'd be something to be feared. Any idea what I am going on about? Well sit back and listen to my shout.

Quomodocunquize is a big word,
It sounds oh so absurd,
But it speaks the truth,
To many at their booth.

Dress as a giant golf ball,
Clean a bathroom stall,
Nasty to my OCD.
Bad enough I do my own at my sea.

Make a movie that stinks, or not.
Clean up dry rot.
Build a nice house,
Kill a poor mouse.

Mow someones grass.
Babysit a small lass.
Grab a pole and shake your ass,
See, I told you it can get crass.

Fix a car.
Sell a pretty jar.
Blog here and there,
Pose in your undewear.

Be a Walmart greeter.
Crush an old beater.
Sew a stinky sock.
Climb a big pointy rock.

Maybe install a lock.
Create lots of chalk.
Put out a book.
Put away some crook.

Cheat on a quiz,
On a person take a whiz.
Sadly some do that,
Disgusting to the cat.

Fly a plane.
Man a train.
Create a superhero.
Deliver mail below zero.

Milk a cow.
Pierce an eyebrow.
I could go on forever,
With my quomodocunquize endeavor.

Have you guessed it yet? Cheated with Google I bet. But in case either of those you have not I would not want you to suffer brain rot. So the answer to what quomodocunquize means is simply to make money in any way possible like a janitor who cleans or a schmuck on reality TV. All to make money, even the nasty pee. Now you learned a new word class, all thanks to my ever so quomodocunquize-ing, at least for the most part, little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

76 comments:

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    1. Without a break #35
      Slowly let's jive!

      Hank

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    2. 40 is looking good
      To get at my hood

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    3. No, it's not. I'm 43 and it makes me feel old. ;)

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  2. Make money to stay alive at your shore
    It's all nice and well if it's within the law
    if it's not menial
    where possible
    Enjoy it to the most and be happy for more

    Hank

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    1. Within the law you say
      So I can't rob a bank to get my pay

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  3. A brand new word, yes indeed
    Learn a word or go to seed
    Don't waste your life sit idly by
    To catch a fish, tie a fly
    Make a buck or pass it by
    Stack your moola to the sky
    Do the things that pay you well
    Other things can go to pell mell

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    1. Well only need so much
      If it is so high you can't touch
      Gets kinda pointless then
      Can't say I'd give it back though at my den

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  4. You can pose in your underwear while being a WalMart greeter.

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  5. A new word for me at your sea
    making money would bring glee
    planting dreams growing money trees
    sell golden honey made by bees
    cat let us ponder while drinking tea
    searching here and there for the key
    ask the wizard from the header tree
    see what he can reasonable foresee
    hope a good day is had by thee

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    1. haha he looks mad
      All tied up at my pad
      So he may not tell
      Damning us to hell
      Or lying all the way
      Just to make us pay

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    2. haha..he is tied in a tree
      as we lounge about free
      we should release our detainee
      unless of course you disagree.

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    3. hmmm he was mean
      Made a scene
      May be a threat
      50/50 bet

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    4. well, then there he will remain
      in his kingdom he no longer reigns
      as you and I travel that mystery train
      singing one long lasting refrain..haha

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    5. That we do
      And he can view
      Tied in the tree
      Maybe get stung by a bee

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  6. No need to Google any of these great big words you've been using. I use them all every single day. ;) :) hehehe (okay, maybe not). :)

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    1. Wow, you are grand
      I would give you a hand
      But I don't have any of those
      Guess that is how it goes lol

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  7. Some of those are pretty bad.
    I think no money I'd rather have.
    ha.

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    1. haha depends on what they pay
      At least 99% of them at ones bay

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  8. "Deliver mail below zero"

    those guys stay home down here when it snows. So much for postman's pledge

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    1. haha never knew that
      Here they go to every mat

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  9. Dang, for a minute there I thought I was going to have to buy an extra vowel!

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    1. lol could get 2 for one
      Spin the wheel and have some fun

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  10. What? Quomodocunquize What? And all I did at my lair was "Quilt".

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    1. haha only a few more letters at my sea
      Maybe just triple thee

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  11. Can't wait to work that into a conversation. Wish me luck.

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    1. Good luck indeed
      Need it with that at your feed

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  12. I cheated with Bing
    you blasted thing!
    I'll sit on my butt
    and make $ at my hut
    cause that's the American way
    this age and day

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    1. I want to do that too
      Welfare bum at my zoo

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  13. You know, if I ever have to spell that word, I'm coming back here to do a copy and paste. :-)

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  14. Cheat with Google
    I did for that word
    was just too big
    the meaning too hard
    to define and
    nearly impossible to rhyme.

    "Those quomodocunquizing clusterfists and rapacious varlets."-Thomas Urquhart.

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    1. haha made you look
      So fun to do at my nook

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  15. no eyebrow piercing for me but i would surely love to fly a plane...ha...

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    1. Could fly near and far
      To every sand bar

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  16. smiles...i am mowing my neighbors lot,
    a trade to use it on my own,
    for when i tried mine was blown
    and cool word for sure
    money has an allure
    i seldom have much so if your looking
    for some you can skip my hut

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    1. haha a trade mower you say
      That works at your bay
      Watch out for the dog crap
      I here that is a brown foot trap

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  17. I confess I cheated and did a quick google
    I like the words you are choosing to do
    It is making me think and do some research
    and that is a good thing for me and my zoo!

    betty

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    1. Makes one look and think
      Who knew it would come from my rink

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  18. Pretty much anything will be done for money

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    1. That it will
      Even things that make one feel ill

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  19. I cheated with google to. I just had to

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    1. A cheat rhyme as well
      Isn't that swell

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  20. Never heard of that word Pat. but did enjoy reading it.

    Yvonne.

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  21. Blog hopping on the 19th day of the #challenge. Looks like you are having fun and making new blogging friends. Congratulations. If you have time or interest, I'm writing about gardening and related topics this month. Hope you can visit.

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    1. Going to every one
      Under the a to z sun

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  22. That's a mighty big word for such a simple act!

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    1. Yeah enlarged it
      Maybe they are seeking a money pit

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  23. Ah now I see. But I wouldn't do some of those things for money.

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    1. Depends on how much i bet
      Then many would be done by this pet

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  24. Thats a really big word and only a handful know what it means. I would do a few of those to make money...

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  25. How do you find these words?
    They are so absurd
    We all do the q thing
    But with so many letters
    It doesn't have a nice ring
    I can't even pronounce it
    So I'd rather denounce it
    The word is unique
    Yet money we all seek.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Just came across it one day
      And saved it for the a to z display
      Hard to say
      But could say it for pay

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  26. Yup - I cheated too. Happy Easter Pat...and Cat.

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    1. Such a cheater at your sea
      Happy easter to thee

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  27. I didn't cheat, I knew you would say,
    That's a big word never used at my bay.

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    1. Yeah never used here
      Would give the tongue fear

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  28. I didn't cheat and I thought I knew everything but that is a word I have never heard once! Thanks! I love words! :) jean

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    1. Even pulled one over on you
      Yippee for me at my zoo

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  29. You caught me googling, but I guess that's better than canoodling. Glad you can make money being crass, you and your little rhyming ass.

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    1. Crass can win out
      If you give a big enough shout

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  30. Good word for playing in the wordy game cell
    they say that money have no smell...

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    1. Well it can pile high
      Not sure if it smells spry

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    1. Would throw them for a loop
      There at their coop

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  32. Well, I'll say one thing. My vocabulary is growing. :)

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    1. Growing with my showing
      Beats lawn mowing

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  33. That's a new word to me! I don't think I will ever use it though, in my vocabulary!

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    1. Scrabble it is
      With this big word biz

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  34. Releasing sex tape and then building an empire - fall under this category?

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    1. Yep, those work
      As a money making perk

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