Wednesday, April 9, 2014

It's Hats For Bats!

So for H Pat Hatt and the cat will go once more into the land of the hat. Lots of hats there as we go all hat at Hatt's lair. Know which movie the title is from? Never drink Jobu's rum.


No need to worry about rain.
Maybe blocking a traffic lane,
But never ever rain.
Your head may pop a vein.


 Need a drink?
Not near a sink?
Just use your hat.
It's as simple as that.


Reach out and connect.
The sun you can even deflect.
Get radiation on your head.
In a year, you'll be dead.


It's hula hoop time.
For tiny people or a scary mime.
 Maybe horse shoes?
May give the next one the blues.


All horse.
Par for the course.
 Care for a ride?
In and out with the tide.


Kermit is dead.
Oh the dread.
He may poop on her head.
That's what I said.


Why I stick with chicken.
Through turkey you'll be pickin.
There will be hair in it.
Unless one is bald a bit.


Umm err what is that?
 A fly swatter or door mat?
I am just at a loss.
Okay, not really, it's a carnival toss.


 A swan on your head.
Must have got there in bed.
Just like I already said,
It's bound to crap on your head.


Who cares about your lungs?
Forget the black tongues.
Stick it in your ear.
You have no need to hear.

And there we are a fashion show at my bar. Don't be afraid to mix and match. Heck, you could own the whole batch. I bet that would impress a lad or lass. Yeah, I am a sarcastic little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

106 comments:

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    1. Without a break #25
      No takers for 2 mins
      Lucky to be alive!
      Lucky to have done it!

      Hank

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    2. Got luck on your side
      R or Mary or Truedessa or Brian didn't try and change the tide

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  2. Range of hats courtesy of the Cat
    Some look weird and some are flat
    Never you mind
    Happens some time
    Though some are what you dread

    Hank

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    1. Dread away
      When seen on display
      As they can scare
      Even when rare

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  3. Would you rather wear the horse's head or the horse's ass on your head?

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    1. Hmmmm is there a door number 3?
      I'll take that at my sea

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  4. As they say "If you want to get ahead get a hat"

    Great post and highly amusing.
    Yvonne.

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    1. The your head will show
      Even if these are low

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  5. Does the cat
    have a hat?
    What about Pat?
    I have a purple beret
    Haha :)

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    1. haha not a one
      Under our sun
      The cat would eat it
      And not find it a hit

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    2. Not a one
      That's no fun, haha
      I have a few hats
      But none
      as weird as that :)

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    3. With hats the cat is no fun
      But with furry balls he has a ton

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  6. Dearest Cat;
    You're too sexy for a hat,
    So use it to swat Pat...
    Whatchoo think about that? =D

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    1. Works for me
      Bat him with it causes glee

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  7. oh my, some of these make a statement
    and some leave you in utterances
    its entrancing if attention is what you are seeking
    wondering if the ash tray is reeking

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    1. Might reek
      Care or a peek
      Get stabbed with the hat
      Or knocked over flat

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  8. These hats are garish to say the least
    making the people look like beasts
    while they are trying to set a trend
    I'm just hoping it will end
    but I know it will continue to on
    especially across the pond

    Elsie
    AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge

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    1. Yeah across the pond it can stay
      No going beyond I say
      They can keep those some slick
      As well as their spotted dick

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  9. Way to go Pat Hatt, a post about hats.

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    1. Hats for Pat Hatt
      Would ever think on that

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    1. Yipppee
      For me!!!!
      (sticks tongue out at Truedessa)

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    2. How come you're sticking your tongue out?

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    3. She beat me yesterday
      Here at my bay

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  11. Sme of those hats are down right scary

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    1. Some, can't spell today. The hats scared me

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    2. That they are
      Sorry for scaring you into a bad speller at my sand bar

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  12. fashion can be strange

    not all good comes with change

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    1. That is true
      Sometimes scary comes due

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  13. Kermit looks kind of dead on her head

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    1. No longer stuffed
      Just a bit buffed

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  14. These are the wildest and weirdest sort of hats I have seen
    Some of them would make one feel top heavy, don't you think?
    What is really amazing that these hats do exist
    One has to be watching for them and dare not blink!

    Really cute entry for our letter H!

    betty

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    1. Yeah the hats would be hard on the head
      Especially wearing things that look dead

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  15. You know sure! but all these hats are.....horribles!!!!!!!
    I neer understand why they using these hats !

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    1. You and me both
      Maybe they want to add some head growth

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    2. and some of them are really pretty girls but these hats lol

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    3. lol just throw the hat away
      And it is a brighter day

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  16. Oh course H is for Hatt
    the kind that belongs to Pat
    crazy hats everywhere cat
    I think I'll pass on these at my mat
    all these hats creating some chat
    here at the mat of Pat Hatt..

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    1. That they do
      With their view
      From Pat Hatt
      Squash them lat

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  17. The Mad Hatter has nothing on this
    To all great hats blow a kiss
    Some of the hats are suberbly sublime
    Makes one feel like writing a rhyme

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    1. And can make them hurl
      When giving them a whirl

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  18. Some of those are kinda cute
    But some of those should be given the boot!

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    1. That they are
      Could stop and crash a car

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  20. All of those are quite lovely (said in my best English accent).

    ;)

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    1. A fake accent for a fake love
      Good tough to give fake a shove

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    2. I'm quite hurt that you didn't buy by sincerity ruse.

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    3. Can't fool the cat
      Or even slow old Pat

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  21. A great hat I do love to wear
    But some of these might give folks a scare
    A ten gallon Stetson I do quite like
    You can take all of these and stick them on a pike

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    1. Then they would show
      All would be in the know
      Could make some dough
      As some would buy them I know

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  22. I do love my hats, but I don't know about those!

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    1. haha those may be big
      Could snap ones head like a twig

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  23. I'm not much of a hat wearer myself, but I'm pretty sure none of those hats are actually considered stylish. However, I do have that turkey hat. Bought it for a joke to wear at Thanksgiving dinner.

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    1. haha a turkey hat for you
      That would be funny to view

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    2. I got my granddaughter a turkey costume for Halloween. Her mom (who is half English, really!) is very proper and I couldn't believe she put her in it. High five to the DIL, cuz that little turkey was cute (and she's fat enough to be a Butterball, hahahaha).

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    3. hahaha look at you bringing out the non proper in all
      There at your turkey costume hall

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  24. Getting to blogs after so many days, and don't know when I will get back again, but this post sure has contributed to the missing quota of last few months.

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    1. haha glad i could contribute at my sea
      Plenty more in store with my rhyming spree

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  25. We aren't arguing with the sarcastic rhyming ass! MOL. Those are some hats, we were half expecting the red Devo flower pot hats to show up.

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    1. haha had to top it at ten
      Could go on forever at my den

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  26. orlin N cassie...

    ya noe.... if we waked up N saw a gooze...or any burd on R head, we wood noe we had died... N went ta hell

    plane N simpull

    :)

    haza wild whitefish wednesday !

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    1. haha yeah the burds and you
      Would not go over well if in view

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  27. Those are some odd hats, indeed! My brother in-law got turkey hats to sport for Thanksgiving. His whole family wears them proudly.

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    1. haha turkeys galore
      There at your shore

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  28. Fashion show at a bar, you said?
    Have to drink a lot to put one of those on my head.

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    1. Might not be able to stand
      If you drink enough for one of those to land

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  29. I wonder how much work and $$ went into those hats!! Amazing.

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    1. haha probably a ton of each
      Way outta my reach

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  30. Hahahaha - that last "butt head" hat is too funny! I want the purple one!

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    1. Make sure you have a large doorway
      If you get that at your bay

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  31. Kermit's butt sure is big
    Like that um... pig's
    One Hat is missing, Cat
    Pat in the Hatt
    Tell me about the look of that

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    1. The look of that is scary
      It is far too hairy

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    2. Hairy's not my thing, Pat
      Maybe that's because I'm not a cat
      Or a bat
      With a hat

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    3. A bat with a hat
      Would beat a gnat

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    1. Flip all the word
      As you look absurd

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  33. Those are some amazing hats. Much more entertaining than my post on hats.

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    1. The cat can entertain
      At least a little at his lane

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  34. Love this! I would wear one or two of them!!! At once! jean :)

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    1. haha that would be hard to do
      Good luck to you

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  35. This was great! I definitely would not wear the cigarette hat, but I could so rock the hat with the couch on top. :P

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    1. Could get all to sit on your couch
      You may end up a grouch

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  36. That was fun. Some of those were a hoot.

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  37. lol, such style!!
    The frog hat is my favourite. I'd look awesome in that while grocery shopping ;)

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    1. haha take pics of you doing that
      As you travel around the grocery flat

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  38. Oh my! Not sure I'd even wear those for money. Lol

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    1. haha for money i might
      Have to be much to take flight

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  39. OMG where did you find pictures of such wild hats?? Awesome. I don't think I would be caught dead in them but then I don't usually wear hats.

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    1. haha well you never know
      One may be grand to wear at your show

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  40. I wanna ask who would wear something that awful but as long as it's not me...who cares. lol

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    1. lol that is the truth
      Keep them away from my booth

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  41. Big hat person here
    But I wouldn't use mine
    To drink a beer

    M. J.
    A - Z Co-Host
    http://mjjoachim.blogspot.com
    http://effectivelyhuman.blogspot.com
    http://lotsofcrochetstitches.blogspot.com

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  42. You have the hats
    and I have the shoes.
    Put them together really makes an outfit blue.
    hahaha.

    I remember Eugenia..or is that Beatrix?
    That wedding hat looked like a trick!

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    1. haha beats me who it is
      Just some scary hat biz
      The shoes and hat
      Will stop all flat

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  43. Major League! Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias.
    Up yours, Jobu.

    Great hat compilation, Mr. Hatt!

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    1. haha poor Jobu
      Got his rum stolen too

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  44. Loved the hat fashion show! They certainly got weirder and weirder didn't they! LOL
    I can imagine the fun if a bat needed a new and fancy home!

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    1. Bat with a hat
      Would be fun to watch that

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  45. I don't wear hats ... I look like such a dork when I wear one, so I just don't. The ones you showed look pretty dorky too.

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    1. haha dorky they could be
      There at their sea

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  46. Those are some hats....for some CATS.

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