Thursday, April 3, 2014

Okay, If You Insist For This A To Z List!

So the cat always skips C for cat and goes with kitty or feline at his mat. But let's just do cat this year. See, you expect but don't expect and get what you expect from my little rhyming rear. Confused yet? That may be a safe bet. On to Cat with a mutt or two at my mat.



So we were at the other sea,
And the cat had to flee.
There were so many of those things.
I wish I had wings.

You've got the poser.
The brown noser.
The buck tooth one.
One who likes to run.

A real scaredy cat.
Making it a valid term at my mat.
A one room kitty.
A grumpy old bitty.

An attention whore.
One that likes to explore.
The deaf dude.
He won't run, kinda rude.

The fluffy ball.
Good to dust the hall.
And the mouthy one,
Using his puny meow a ton.

Then you have dinner,
That wiener is a real winner.
Hmmm does that sound bad?
Maybe just a tad.

And of course the huge mutt,
Who tries to sniff my butt.
She thinks she is a cat,
A regular dingbat.

Can you blame the cat for being paranoid,
They all could suck me into a kitty void.
That would just suck.
Thankfully we are in luck.


We have developed laser beam eyes.
Those cats will drop like flies.
I'll even get that mutt.
No one but Cassie sniffs my butt.


But they can still bring joy,
I will stuff them like my toy.
Then drag them around.
See, fun can still be found.

What? Not a good plan for the other hut? Geez, I guess I'll just get them fat by feeding them many a donut. That safer for you? I am still going to turn them black and blue. I swat them with every pass. They fear my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

111 comments:

  1. A kitty sounds nice and clean
    So also if they are called feline
    But the butt
    sniffing mutts
    Are spoil-sport acts for the billing

    Hank

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    1. They spoil the acts indeed
      Running at high sniffer speed

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  2. Great post for "C" or if you prefer Kitty. Enjoyed the read.
    .

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    1. C it was this year
      From my rhyming rear

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  3. "C" is for cookie... Oh wait, wrong song.

    I like the laser eyes picture, the caption under it made me laugh.

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    1. Laser beam eyes
      does make them drop like flies haha

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  4. Well I keep trying to comment and getting an error screen. Guess I'll come back later and hope 52 comments saying the same thing did not post. And won't it be funny if this comment does post (in case it does, lol at the words under the laser beam eyes picture).

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    1. It did post
      Just like the above one at my coast

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    1. Three in a row
      Mouthy today at my show lol

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  6. No surprise that "C" would be CAT!!

    (And yes, cats eyes really do seem to pierce the dark like lasers!)

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    1. They do indeed
      Can be creepy as they stare at you at your feed

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  7. Great rhyme about the laser eyes creatures.

    Happy A to Zing
    Cold Shadow

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  8. Those little fluff ball dogs are only good for mopping and dusting.

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    1. haha they would be nice for my ocd
      Except then they'd leave hair at my sea

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  9. Bring your wretched cats
    for a visit at my mat
    My dogs will sit at my feet
    for such a wonderful treat
    then chase them round the house
    like a tiny little mouse
    and once they are trapped
    We'll bust out in song and clap!

    Elsie
    AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge

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    1. So 14 or so
      Such a thing would blow
      They wouldn't know
      Which way to go
      We'd just sit back and stare
      Without a care

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    2. You should be trembling in your shoes
      your lives you'll surely loss
      when under attack at my shore
      you'll taunt me no more!

      Don't you miss these days, cat?

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    3. Pffft just have to take a dump
      Then they won't grump
      They'll just have a snack
      And we will sneak attack

      Those days were fun
      Can once again give them a run

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  10. Those butt-sniffing fur balls in the first picture are mixed up. They'll never have laser beam eyeballs like those real cool cats!

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    1. Nope, not a chance
      They just have a normal glance

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  11. Are there still just a dozen there?
    Do I wear the crown with flair
    with my 15 feline friends?
    The fun never ends!
    She can have the mutt crown.
    Even two would make me frown.
    haha.

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    1. Actually only ten
      Now at that den
      Two passed away
      12 still if you count the mutts on display

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  12. You use the C or K for feline
    But I use the P I do now opine
    Words change with time and I say too bad
    I'll stick with Pussy and the training I had (lol)

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    1. haha Pussy cat can go so many ways
      That you have to be careful now a days haha

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  13. nothing cooler than laser eyes

    all agree, even the wise

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  14. My cat is so bothered by the dog. I suppose dogs are always the energetic, annoying sibling to the cool cat...err, kitty.

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    1. Yeah they are the annoying one
      As around they always always run

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  15. Our cat was too self important to share her house,
    And she was too lazy to chase a mouse.

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    1. haha well she was getting fed
      Why make the mouse dead

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  16. Funny, we both chose cat for A/Z
    Yours look like they rule your house
    But how do they do
    if they ever see a mouse?

    betty

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    1. haha they would taunt it to death
      Or at least until they were out of breath

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  17. Cats always have it covered, even the alphabet!

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  18. That is a lot of cats at that other sea

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    1. That there are
      But Betsy wins at her bar

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  19. The laser eyes will scare anyone away

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    1. That they will
      Or make them think we are ill

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  20. I love my cats. They tolerate me. One thinks he's a dog and takes long walks with me. :)

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    1. haha my one thinks he is a dog too
      Always on the go at my zoo

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  21. As always, you are the overlord of the rhyme world and when you combine that with cats...cats with laser beam eyes...and--was that a dog? CUTE DOGS, you hit a home run today!

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    1. Yep, cats and dogs in one run
      Cats by the ton

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  22. Your cats always make me tip my brow
    But I miss my cats more than ever now
    Must get the floor fixed soon
    So once again kitties may swoon

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    1. A floor isn't fixed you say?
      Have to get on that at your bay

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  23. I expected C for Cats so thanks for not letting me down. Don't you just love the laser eyes? My kitty's laser eyes always matched her personality.

    PS My post was a crock. Not a bunch of crock, just a little. (I did laugh out loud)

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    1. Yeah the laser eyes seems to come due
      And that I knew just couldn't resist at your zoo

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  24. orlin N cassie

    dood...sew what ewe iz sayin iz.... if we came ta visit .....ther wood knot be any butt sniffin amongst friends....
    :)

    LAZERS AT REDDY.....TARGET SPOTTED....FIRE.....

    ZAP...SEER....

    ooopz ...that bee dadz computer....

    oh well....

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    1. It blew to bits
      Now we have to escape his mad mitts

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  25. oh - laser beam eyes are way cool... they surely come in handy...

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    1. Can light up the night
      Or cause a fright

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    1. The next big thing
      One at every wing

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  27. I will scared with all those eyes glinting at night ~ Hey, no surprises here for letter C, smiles ~

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    1. They can sure glow
      And scare away on the go

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  28. I especially like the attention whores that turn out to be puffballs on my lap rather than the ones that run away and hide. ♥

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    1. haha but the ones that run away
      Live to fight another day

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  29. The cats on that second picture look really creepy. Are they possessed?

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    1. Ghosts haunt our halls
      There are in the walls

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  30. Alien kitties staring with those glowing eyes sure make me want to run and hide!

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    1. As long as they don't probe
      We are okay with the strobe

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  31. Those zombie catatonic eyes
    Impart a glare that they cannot disguise
    Felines with super power ties
    To cross them would not be so wise.

    xoRobyn

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  32. Gotta love those creepy lighted kitty eyes.

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    1. They can creep
      And get all with a peep

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  33. As I sit here surfing the net
    My lap is already occupied by this particular pet
    So if my words began to slur
    It's because she purrs and purrs

    Mine is definitely the attention whore
    And while this cat I certainly adore
    It's sometimes hard to type en masse
    With a face full of fat kitty ass

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    1. haha look at you go
      Today with the flow
      And yeah can be hard indeed
      When they are on your lap in need
      Attention they want
      If you don't give it they taunt

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  34. The web today is like an ode to the Cat - they are all over, and deservedly so!

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    1. C works indeed
      For cats at top speed

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  35. Cats, cats and one more cat
    Where do find a safe place to step at your mat
    One cat goes here another goes there
    It's like one big giant kitty lair

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    1. haha yeah have to watch where you go
      Plus the dog will knock you over in one blow

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  36. C is for Cat at the hands of Pat Hatt
    as Cassie & Orlin rule at his mat
    just look at those laser beam eyes
    I wonder if they could light up the sky
    they say cats are mystical you know
    watching you with their eyes all aglow
    exploring about when you are asleep
    to avoid all the snoring, they do peep

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    1. They go and peep
      Hate the snoring at the other keep
      They run under the bed
      Or get a look of dread lol

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  37. Cats with laser eye beams?
    Let's adore them at distance. :)

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    1. Far far away
      They have long reach they say

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  38. Kitty laser eyes, you trapped me in your beam. Don't know if I am wide awake or if you are a dream.

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    1. The question to end all
      Maybe read some writing in the wall lol

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  39. You always amaze me. I like how you chose cat and made a rhyme out of it for the letter c.

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    1. Glad I can amaze
      Thanks for the gaze

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  40. #82

    got to watch the laser eyes
    especially if it is you they spies
    i would not want to be stuffed
    and dragged around in the buff

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    1. Yeah that would suck
      Be buffed and out of luck

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  41. I thought I was the only photographer skilled enough to capture the laser eyes in cats and other animals. So much for my claim to fame.

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    1. Damn sorry about that
      Ruined by a cat

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  42. Those two dogs in that picture are outnumbered by those cats. Uh oh!

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    1. But one is big and fat
      She still thinks she's a cat

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  43. This was fun, I've given this blog a shout out from my letter D post on the A to Z tour http://rosieamber.wordpress.com/

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    1. A shout out you say
      Will have a look at your bay

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  44. That was absolutely lovely :) keep rhyming!

    http://natasha-pointstoponder.blogspot.in/2014/04/d-for-dalhousie.html

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  45. Great rhyme about the most adorable of furry friends
    I love cats to no end
    My cat Ruby has been with me for 4 years
    She brings me lots of laughter and cheers

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    1. Yeah they are grand
      Cheer things up at ones land

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  46. Love those cats at your mats...Pats! (You're obviously much better at this rhyme thing than I am!)

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    1. haha at least it rhymed away
      Even if you cheated at my bay

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  47. I could use the fluffy ball,
    a lot of good dusting needed at my hall!
    Laser beam eyes ~ can those talented cats
    come up with something that zaps
    telephone solicitors who call
    at 9:00 pm ~ not a ball.
    Okay, I know cats and zaps don't rhyme!
    I can't rhyme like you on a dime!

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    1. Not one a dime
      But beats a mime
      And a good fluff ball
      Can dust easy at each hall

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  48. A grumpy old bitty
    Still better than an plain old um titty
    Can those laser beans beam you up
    Making you land in a kitty cup?

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    1. A kitty cup
      Is that like that hockey thing they hold up?

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    2. You're one bright cat
      Did you know that?

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    3. The cat toots his own horn
      Ever since he was born

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    4. Hahaha I recognized the sound
      Kinda loud all around

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    5. can draw a crowd
      Or disperse, he's proud

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