So parthenophobia is the word of today.
If you suffer from it, oh the dismay.
Even though the cat is snip snip,
He still would never take such a trip.
If you suffer from it,
You are scared more than a bit,
Of a certain gender.
Those who are supposedly more tender.
Now I can see how the likes of old one eye,
Or the halloween nazi could make you cry.
Or those with a huge plastic face,
You may not want to embrace.
But a fear of the female,
So much so that when you see them you wail.
That is just rather umm odd.
Too attached to your hot rod?
When parthenophobia is at play,
The inflicted scream and run away.
Like they just saw the Boogey Man.
Old one eye flick you boogers in a trash can.
See, you are scaring males or maybe females,
Could be your scary tails.
Anyway, back on task.
Why you ask?
Beats the heck out of me.
They swing from a super crazy tree.
But women may be oh so scary,
Whether or not they are hairy,
Yet something more is even scarier to them.
You'd think it was a monster that spit flem.
Old one eye, I said stay away damn it.
Besides her, what causes this fit?
A women who is a big scary virgin.
Oh no! She must have some sort of fur fin.
That is oh so scary to one and all,
Run and hide in a nearby bathroom stall.
I can't take a virgin woman in front of me.
I'm so scared I may pee.
Pffft get a grip.
Parthenophobia is as dumb as boarding a sinking ship.
Experience spring, have a fling.