Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Some dVerse Fun For Round Twenty One!

So for S at my bay we have the usual on display. S stands for Search Engine Nuts. Many of them have had to have sniffed one too many butts. These ones sure are dVerse. For something new let's give them a little go in verse.

On what to watch you are torn,
Pop in some marrypoppinsporn
You will sure get a thrill.
But why oh why does my thingy not work means your ill.

I feel your pain at my snip snip sea.
Although dressed up hamsters on my head scares me.
What? No naked hamsters allowed?
My mommy made me the best thing ever, be proud.

I sure hope that was a child.
Naked birds are all over, wild!
Do I sense a pattern today?
My truck broke my foot on my birthday

I guess not, rats!
Fortheloveofallthatismightybats
Geez, learn to use the space bar.
Manly hands are touching my face, in a car?

I guess it beats girlie hands of doom.
Pamela Anderson used my bathroom
Angry Lurker are you going all fetish at your sea?
Tall towers are right in front of me

But how tall are you?
Who let the dogs out who who who who
One too many who's I think.
The cat pissed in the kitchen sink

It was not any cat at this bay.
My cat is really pissing me off today
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Look it is a moon and a willy, pray for dawn.

Do we even want to touch that one?
Sensible people are never any fun.
With that one I can just about agree.
I see you, i really see you i see u, u I see u see

Talking to yourself in the mirror before a walk?
Spies have so many wys to make you talk
Looks like you can't even type fully.
My middle finger is such a bully.

Chop that sucker off and no more bullies in ones face.
Sorry underwear for taking you to that place
Hmmm okay and the winner as we put this to bed,
Tame donkeys spit in my ear and puked on my head

Wow, and you just felt you had to share it? Do donkeys even spit? Well there has been round twenty one. Was it not fun? Not sure how these search engines phrases find me in mass but they are ever so useful to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

95 comments:

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    1. It's now # 38
      A lucky break!

      Hank

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    2. Hank is never late at the cat's gate..

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    3. Was late by one minute
      Had to scramble at break neck
      Lucky to have made it!
      Thanks Truedessa!

      Hank

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    4. Almost 40 indeed
      A minute off even at my feed

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  2. Hey, I'm sensible and I try to be fun.
    Naked birds and Anderson in the bathroom. Makes you wonder what some people are smoking...

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    1. Sure must be some quality stuff
      Mixed with some glue they huff

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  3. The dog song definitely only had three whoo's.

    Funny someone would search the cat's blog for dog info. Sickos! :)

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    1. haha yeah that is so sick
      I hop they get a bum lick

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  4. Some things people write are a waste of time
    Maybe they don't even know how to rhyme
    Perhaps they're better off tied to a mast
    Of a sinking ship that is going down fast

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    1. haha you are violent today
      Drowning people in the bay

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    2. Ditto the ha ha ha
      One of the better laughs by Manzani-tah

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    3. She was on the go
      Today at my show

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  5. Like naked birds all over and wild!
    cat/dogs makeover?
    what doc/vet provides?

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    1. A vet does snip snip
      Give him some lip

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  6. It's like the zoo is at your mat
    I better watch out for all the scat
    between the verses you spew
    and all that the donkey threw
    it's become a big all mess
    I can't even find Loch Ness
    I hear he's been hiding at your wing
    isn't that what I saw on Bing?

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    1. Well you'd fit right in
      As all of lure are at my bin
      A cyclops would add to the bunch
      You could even have mice for lunch

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    2. I would never think of eating a mouse
      It's only a steak dinner at this house
      or maybe some delicious shrimp and crab
      I will eat over here at my land!

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    3. Well you do know
      That should your steak come from a factory on the go
      Mouse guts could get mixed in
      Along with fecal matter in the mixing bin

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  7. Apologizing to your underwear?
    I just shake my head.
    These people search here and there
    and find you! Oh the dread!
    It's a shame they don't comment, though
    would be entertaining for sure
    about how their truck hurt their toe
    and sick donkeys they did lure.
    hahaha...

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    1. haha yeah it would be fun to see
      Although may end up a bit creepy
      Maybe I should put at the top of each post
      For them to give a boast
      But then anonymous comments are off
      So they'd have to say their name and scoff

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  8. Looking at search engines phrases
    There's time even to tie shoe laces
    They are horrible
    Not predictable
    Makes one sick of such time wasters

    Hank

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    1. Yeah they are insane
      Not in he good train
      Just plain out to lunch
      The whole friggin bunch

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  9. the all mighty bats has a pretty big following,
    though mary poppin poppin is a bit scary
    ha. no bully in middle, bit i can make it wiggle.

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    1. No mary poppins porn for you
      You could sing along too

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  10. Your brain works at the speed of light year and churns out words. Impressed by the choice of words

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    1. Brain goes here and there
      Goes every friggin where

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  11. We have ways of making you
    talk in tall towers
    at midnight hours
    with hamsters on your head
    you'll wish that you were dead.

    Marrypoppinsporn you'll watch,
    your big toe we will squash
    and donkey's tame will
    make you lame while
    in your ear they'll spit.

    And like the nightingale at night
    the blackbird
    it shall sing.

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    1. What? No viking woman at play?
      Without her a word i won't say
      The hamsters I'll eat
      With no fat for a treat
      The donkey's I'll train
      To spit on you like rain
      And with mary poppins porn
      Maybe a new venture will be born
      Learn to sing and get off at the same time
      Hmmm have to copyright that chime haha

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    2. Completely off topic. I was weeding the flower beds the other day and along comes Kitty Fang, carrying this big, freshly killed bird in her mouth. She come over cooing and dropped the bird at my feet wanting me to eat it. So I get up go inside the house to get a bag to dispose of it and when I get back to the door there she is. She's got her paws on the screen and the bird in her mouth. She wanted me to eat it so badly poor thing. My neighbors just bought two bunnies and are keeping them outside in a cage without a cover. Rabbit stew will be on the menu soon methinks :0)

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    3. haha how rude of you not to accept her gift
      Her spirits would sure lift
      But if you eat one
      You'd end up eating a ton
      Those bunnies better watch their back
      Could very well be the victim of a cat attack

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  12. If those are all the things that help mysterious search engines find your place,
    You should prepare for SkyNet to soon see you face to face.

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    1. Bring the machines on
      I'll pelt them with crap at my lawn

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  13. Maybe a search for a new search engine would help!

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    1. haha that may help some
      But they still seem to find my rhyming bum

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  14. I chuckled several times while reading this post. . . space bars, Pamela Anderson, who let the dogs out, my middle finger. Good stuff!

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  15. "My truck broke my foot on my birthday"

    talk about a terrible present.

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    1. Yeah the truck sucks at giving
      Hopefully they are still living

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  16. Mary Poppins porn? If there isn't any, I bet there is soon.

    My cat peed on my couch once. Never the sink. We had to throw it out. No getting rid of the smell. Yep, she was a bad kitty at our bay!

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    1. Yeah the smell sure sticks around
      Stinks way worse than a hound

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  17. Despite all the nonsense
    I like what you say
    I'd take being pissed off over pissed on
    Any ole day
    To be pissed off is a feeling that washes away
    To be pissed on, the memory and stinch stay and stay.

    xoRobyn

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    1. That they do
      Especially if a cat pisses on you
      That stink will stay
      All through the day

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  18. To do the silly search
    Has become so recherche
    That the might despair
    And pull at their hair!

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    1. What if they have no hair?
      Pull at the hair of a mare?

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  19. My search engines do not turn up such interesting stuff. Must be looking for the wrong things. :)

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    1. haha when you use such phrases as i do at my sea
      They come on a crazy search spree

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  20. Donkey puke is the worst.

    Where do people come up with this stuff?

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    1. haha beats me
      But they some how find my sea

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  21. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

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    1. That they do
      As they search out my zoo

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  22. Search engines already hate me--this would really tick them off. :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. I get the hate
      And the crazy as they mate

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  23. Well I can tell for a fact that donkey's do not spit or toss their cookies. I seem to have good luck with search engines. Take care.

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    1. haha that is good to know
      No donkey spit will show

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  24. You do indeed get some odd search terms
    Thank heavens they can spread their germs

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    1. Yes, if their germs could spread
      I'd put this to bed

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  25. I think this was good to read, you always come up with something quite different
    Yvonne.

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    1. Different at my sea
      Is my specialty

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  26. There should be a course about using search engines properly. If you know what you're doing you can find anything.

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    1. Yeah you can find all
      But maybe they were looking for such a cat call

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  27. orlin N cassie...manee thanx for de tip....we haz peed on de wall, on clothing, de floor, de carpit, in de box, on top oh de washin masheen...but never yet...in de kitshun sink !!!! AWESUM eye dea !

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    1. haha down it will go
      Then no clean up at your show

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  28. Ah a bit of nakedness at your snip snip sea
    Pat The Cat Hatt's the place to be
    Naked birds aplenty? Dear Lord,
    Something's going on at his fjord
    Sounds a bit scary
    When things get a bit hairy
    Pamela A ain't no A fairy
    Fetishists are lurking
    I could say something that involved jerking
    But I'm a gentleman letting the dogs out
    What did you do in that sink
    Making sink fetishists wink
    Wys to make you talk?
    A typo... have some chalk :p

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    1. haha a typo from you
      That has to make you blue
      Hairy can stay away
      Don't need such a display
      Or the spit
      Not even a bit
      And as for the diseased A
      You and her can play
      I won't get in the way
      Here at my litter tray

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    2. A typo from me?
      A typo from you
      If not I'll eat some you-know-what shoe
      Diseased A's not my thing
      But her wallet is filled
      Do you reckon she's very skilled? ;)

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    3. I bet she is indeed
      As she is screwed with greed

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  29. This gives me very good reason
    not to tag my posts
    there are lots of loney people out there
    and they seem to end up all at your blog!

    betty

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    1. They seem to find me
      But I'm a snip snip cat they quickly see

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  30. HAHA! You still have the best search engine results ever!

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    1. Not sure I want to hold that crown
      As they invade my town lol

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  31. Wow, you do get all the good ones don't you. lol

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    1. Good ones to make fun of
      When push comes to shove

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  32. I love this one! The thing is, I know what you are writing is TRUE!!! jean xox

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    1. The nuts find me
      So brings a search engine spree

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  33. Naked hamsters and naked birds....wild things:)

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    1. Wild side coming through
      Here at my zoo

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  34. Ah Pat in the Hatt
    How about that
    I searched for "Dr. Seuss
    Goosed Mother Goose"
    And what cha know
    Ended up at your show....

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    1. No search like that
      Liar at my mat lol

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  35. What a mixed of search engine words
    I sang along with, who let the dogs out
    who, who, who, smiles ~

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    1. haha letting those dogs out
      To sniff with their snout

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    1. They come from all around
      To make their crazy sound

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  37. That one person really saw you I guess

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  38. "Batman is my daddy" was my winner this week.
    Made me laugh at that poor freak.

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    1. haha well could be a kid
      And not some nut who flipped his lid

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  39. Hahaha - you had me at marypoppinsporn!

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    1. haha you want to watch
      May need a scotch

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  40. Lots of weird things come up in search engines.

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  41. LOL had to laugh. Who Let The Dogs Out.. who.. who... who. Not sure why but I always liked that song.

    I get a lot of weirdos at my blog too.

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    1. That song gets stuck in ones head
      Yeah weirdos searching for a worm bed

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