Sunday, April 6, 2014

Stupid Things To Say When You Go Away!

The cat notices all around that you humans need to make a sound. You can't just walk away, you still have to have your say. Even if it does sound dumb like you are drunk on rum.

You have to go,
Time to row.
Go on home,
Where you roam.

But how do you say,
Goodbye at your bay?
Goodbye is no good.
It might be misunderstood.

See you soon!
Boy, are you a loon.
Now you have to see them soon.
Skipping your favorite cartoon.

Talk later!
So unless you fall in a crater.
You will have to talk.
So ruins your walk.

Hugs!
Yuck, rather eat bugs.
Keep your hands away from me.
The cat will just flee.

Kisses!
Slobber will get hisses.
But my you must get around,
Kissing at every umm mound.

Got to go!
That has such flow.
Then away you can run,
Unless gtg you say to everyone.

Catch you later!
Are you singing about that gator?
Or are you Tom Hanks?
If not, low that ranks.

Have a nice day!
So you say.
When really you mean,
I need a new scene.

xoxoxo!
Is that some kind of yoyo?
Your alphabet needs some work.
Hope you aren't a filing clerk.

So there we are, what you shout as you run to your car, or away really far when one isn't on par. The cat sure hit the bingo with this lingo. Now off I wave to all in mass as I walk away wiggling my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Now it's # 22
      Made it, Phew!
      Nearly did not
      Was tied in knots!

      Hank

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    2. haha just one time
      Today had plenty of time to get #1 on the rhyme

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  2. Saying good-bye is no easy matter
    Especially so to someone so dear
    May be misconstrued
    Or is misunderstood
    It makes one look like a queer liar

    Hank

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    1. That it can indeed
      As the words plant a seed

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  3. All depends on the circumstances why you're saying goodbye. I rather say "Bye for now"
    Yvonne.

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  4. Interesting thoughts, if someone I know well it will usually be "see you soon."

    Ta ta for now, Cheerio, so long, catch you later ...

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    1. haha want some cereal at your sea?
      I can mail a cheerio or three

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  5. It's awkward to take "your leave" in style
    And keep em smiling all the while
    In a big poof one should vanish
    Or forever suffer banish

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    1. Vanish out of sight
      Avoiding any plight

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  6. The cat's right/we human, dash around day and night/sometimes it's good to pause and ponder/even if it's just staring at our paws in wonder. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Pause and look
      May find something fun at your nook

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  7. Hugs Hugs Hugs
    Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs
    Hugs Hugs Hugs

    :P

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  8. Hugs and kisses to you
    here at your zoo
    too bad you hate on love
    tenderness fits me like a glove
    but you are evil and mean
    here at your scene
    and only know to hate
    at your gate.

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    1. I love to hate
      See both is my fate
      Easy as can be
      One big evil cat at my sea

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  9. xoxoxoxo
    and away i go,
    dont worry i will be back for another show
    unless i am not, we never know how much time
    i got, so see you soon
    i hope unless i fall under the boon

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    1. Hopefully you don't fall yet
      Just gawk first and safe is a good bet

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  10. See you soon! Talk later! Hugs! Kisses! xoxoxoxo

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    1. Pfffft says the cat
      No tic tac toe for my mat

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    1. haha that one works
      Blow away the jerks

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    1. haha that would work
      Although they may still lurk

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  13. All the cats that live here do not say goodbye.
    All they say is when is the next food high. LOL. I will leave the rhyming to you.

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    1. haha hey it worked fine
      And is agreed by the feline

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  14. As Tigger says, "Ta ta for now!"

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    1. That works too
      Not sure you want to use one from a show with the word pooh

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    2. Pooh is my hero!
      But not poo, that would be...so very wrong. :o)

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    3. haha pronounced the same
      But the bear is far more tame

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  15. "I hope you're not a filing clerk" <-----Totally made me laugh out loud!!!

    And ARE YOU KIDDING with the Peggy's Cove thing??? I could cry. CRY. Freaking out. I've traveled A LOT, and it's still the most magical place I've ever been. Something in the air or something.

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    1. haha magical you say?
      Hmmm maybe the magic goes as I live near that bay

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    2. LOL! And now I have the answer! ;-)

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    3. Glad I could give it
      As it is no longer a hit

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  16. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

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    1. That one gets rid of them indeed
      And they'll never come back to your feed

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    2. That's the one my grandpa said to many a' folk. He was a surly ol' bugger, God love 'em, he was nice to me. :)

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  17. I'd leave a letter
    to read later...

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  18. Bah Bye! LOL This was lots of fun. ♥

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    1. bah bye you say
      bah to that at my bay

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  19. the xoxoxox always makes me feel like I'm speaking to an Alien and learnign their Alien language.

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    1. haha yeah it does seem pulled from ones ass
      Going all xoxoxo with a pass

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  20. Haha, I got xo from my bubbeh (Jewish grandma) and I can't shake it. In person, I give hugs. xxxs are for rare occasions with select folks.

    How do I end this comment
    The parade wave, high five, or "bye" and there she went?
    Or disappear on the fly
    Without so much as a goodb--

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    1. Disappear and then all will be happy when you reappear
      lol those xxxs on your blog we all hear

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  21. keep it short and simple
    is my motto when saying good bye
    unless it is to a loved one
    then I might throw in "love you" quickly on the fly

    betty

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    1. that is true
      But most people just want to be through

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  22. I just say "See ya"
    You don't like that either, I betcha.
    haha.

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    1. haha but where will you see them though
      See them here there and everywhere at your show

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  23. Well for me depends on the time of day
    if its night happy dreams I might say
    if its day..hope you have a good one
    could say have fun under your sun..
    since this will make the cat hiss
    I will leave a few extra kisses..

    xxxx and throw in a (hug)
    did this make you want to hide under a rug??

    Hope you had a good day at your bay...

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    1. The cat will hide under the bed
      Slobber he does dread
      I he wanted drool
      He be a mutt loving fool lol

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  24. You've got me thinking here..
    I think much of the time when I take my leave I say simply "Take care."

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    1. Well that is good
      Unless someone tries to find something named "care" and take it from your hood

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  25. funny how xoxoxo doesn't mean tick tack toe

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    1. Yeah it should mean that
      Least make some sense to the cat

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    1. Make the alligator a shoe
      Then can see it in view

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  27. That xoxo one doesn't really have any meaning. It is like it was pulled out of thin air

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    1. Probably came from someone who couldn't write
      So they just made an X in sight

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  28. See you later is often my parting words of choice.
    But sometimes I'll use a middle finger or two instead of my voice.

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    1. haha that is the way to be
      Be fun if it could be given when wanted at every sea

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  29. That's why I have dogs. They actually care.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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    1. Or pretend too
      So they can sniff the butt of you

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  30. See you later alligator and in awhile crocodile are old standbys as well.

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  31. XOXOXOXOXI
    And see you later lol
    And what is the problem cat?
    Hasta la vista baby!

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    1. haha three in one
      Look at you go with the goodbye run

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  32. But I will "catch you later" Cat :)

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  33. Airport goodbyes are the hardest goodbyes
    They leave tears in many an eye

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    1. That I suppose they do
      Avoided them so far at my zoo

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  34. I like them, every one
    Have said them on the run
    Have said them with tears in my eyes
    Have even said them with mischievous lies...

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    1. haha geez use every one
      At least you don't get stuck on one with your goodbye run

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