Monday, April 7, 2014

The Day Of The Flick Is Rather Sick!

So today for F we go with Flick. Movies could sure do the trick. But that we will save for a later day. This is another flicking display. Hey, at least it's not zombie feet. Don't they look so sweet?


No wonder they are germy,
As their finger gets squirmy.
Up it goes in the nose,
Then they hug you and on you it glows.


 But it is taught right?
They see it in sight.
A famous dude does it.
So it has to be a hit.


 See, not just one.
The pick and flick is so fun.
Even with a weird old man hat.
Pick, flick and scat.


 Poor Indy does it too.
Even if it is a fake view,
Still promotes the pick and flick.
My, this is getting sick.


 Bourne has his mission today,
Don't let that booger get away.
Get that finger up there,
And grab each booger pair.


 She just wants to be friends,
And set new trends.
Do the pick and flick.
Just never ever lick.


 Damn, the super pick and flick.
Bend your nose as you pick.
He can't be outdone.
A superstar with his pick and flick run.


 Maybe he's looking for bush?
At least it's not his tush.
Got his eyes closed too.
really concentrating at his zoo.


 The pick, read and flick.
That is a neat trick.
No wonder he is President down below.
I bet his boogers even glow.


 Even the elderly pick and flick away.
Some so royal on display.
If a royal booger gets flicked at you,
Will you still say ewww?

So now you know where the kids get it from at their show. They pick and flick them high and low because they see such famous folks never blow. Did you like my flick? Did it do the trick? All ready to pick and flick and say something crass? Steer clear of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

109 comments:

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    1. It's now # 23
      Little kind of spree!

      Hank

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  2. Caught on camera some nose picker
    Perhaps a tissue would be quicker
    Something to do when you're alone
    And don't try it on the new iPhone

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    1. haha yeah no selfies and crap
      To spread the picking across the map

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  3. Pick a flick is just no mean trick
    Unwittingly it gets done so quick
    Famous people do it
    Can just be a treat
    One's in good company not a freak!

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah all do it I suppose
      Least they aren't blowing them like a hose

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  4. My high school science teacher saw someone picking like it was dinner
    He said, in front of everyone, "pick a winner" LOL

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    1. LOL could be a famous nose picker
      Beats being a face licker

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  5. I'm star struck with those pictures! Very amusing. Nice rhymes. I think every one picks their nose, most in private!

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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    1. Glad I can amuse
      And yeah in private all may light such a fuse

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    1. Spread all over
      As bad as butt sniffing rover

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  7. Oh, my, and I am reading this while eating breakfast!!
    LOL!!

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  8. Reminds me of the old rhyme:
    "The boy stood in the witness box,
    Picking his nose like fury.
    He rolled it into little balls
    And flicked it at the jury."

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    1. haha they got their fill
      Witnessing his booger spill

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  9. When you talk
    and nose clogged
    how do you breath
    with no poke...

    if climate the driest
    pock twice it...

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    1. Poke twice you say
      I'll remember that if ever in a dry climate I play

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  10. Pffftttt Im breakfast right now!
    Paaaatttt!

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    1. haha you know better than that
      Eat before you visit the cat

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    1. That they do
      Pick away just not in view

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  12. I've said it before and I'll say it again I'm sure
    Nothing is too "weird" for you to write about
    I would never have thought of Flick as you did with this post
    This definitely needs a shout out

    for one of the best interpretations of the letter F I've seen so far today!

    betty

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    1. haha I'll go on about anything
      No matter how out there at my wing
      Glad it was grand
      As flick took the stand

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  13. What a great poem about people digging gold from their nose so fanatically :)
    I remember my wife now who keeps hitting me when I do the same :)

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    1. haha just a love tap
      As you take a picking lap

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  14. I prefer a tissue
    my finger I will not misuse.
    haha.

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    1. haha even if it's stuck
      A tissue might leave you outta luck

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    2. Betsy,

      I agree better to use a tissue
      when you have this sort of issue...

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    3. So you stick your finger
      In the tissue and let it linger
      That would look funnier i suppose
      As you strike a tissue picking pose

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  15. WOW Pat, you sure know how to pick them!

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    1. To top of the crop
      Picking non stop

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  16. Ha, this was great! I love especially that out of all of them, Lebron James's finger is practically stabbing his brain. It makes so much sense now. At least he didn't gouge out the part of his brain responsible for throwing balls into a hoop.

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    1. haha that would explain a ton
      He can only shot and run

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  17. Okay people stop picking your nose! It's gross and makes my stomach flip flop. You would never see a cat picking her nose.

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    1. Well a cat does lick their behind
      So that is yuck of a whole other kind

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  18. Heh! Heh! So remember when you pick, you may very well get sick.

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    1. The germs spread
      Could leave you in bed

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  19. I feel a little sick
    from seeing all this flick
    but I'd rather see the nose
    than rotted zombie toes
    those blind me when I look
    and see them at your nook
    please tell me they won't be on display
    any time soon at your bay!

    Elsie
    AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge

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    1. haha oh it may show
      You just never know
      Or the threat of the zombie feet
      May be all I need at my street

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  20. Totally not buying that the Queen picks her nose. Besides, I've tried to pick my nose with gloves on and it just doesn't work.

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    1. Well I guess you are in the know
      Failing the flick with gloves on at your show lol

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  21. Okay. I think my stomach is going to be sick. What a display at your bay!

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    1. haha a light weight
      Sure you've seen nose picking at your gate

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    1. That they do
      In this case they can have two

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  23. Lol! Only you would pick this for the letter F. And I do mean pick! lol!

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    1. haha I picked flick
      For F it did the trick

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  24. orlin N cassie....haz we ever menshuned.....in passin...or just breef lee.....ore like even 10 thouzand times....

    we iz dam glad we iz catz......

    N they talk bout uz lickin R buttz.....

    :)

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    1. haha butts are still nastier I say
      But yeah being a cat is so much better on display

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  25. Pick and flick but better not lick.
    This is such a funny post.
    You really are an excellent host!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Glad I can provide fun
      With today's F run

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  26. Either there were quite quick photographers, or some clever photo-shoppers. Lessons to be learned from this.

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    1. haha there are a few photoshopped I'd say
      But some were just caught random on display

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  27. OMG, even the queen! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That is so gross, but so funny! Love it! ♥

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    1. haha gross and funny
      I guess I'm right on the money

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  28. Now how do we know they're flicking those boogers and not eating them? I bet the Queen has her own personal booger eater.

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    1. I bet she has one or two
      Just in case poison is found after picking comes due
      As for eating
      I suppose they could be trick or treating

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    2. Or she could put them in that "famous" purse.

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    3. Eww to that
      A booger collection at her mat

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  29. That thing on my face?
    I hope it's just sugar.
    I thought this was a classy place.
    Not prone to face-hurl boogers.

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    1. The cat has so much class
      He did something different than gas

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  30. Yuck. I cannot stand to view
    Folks with fingers up their noses. Eww.
    For boogers and snot, they like to feel
    But Jen Anniston
    Makes it look genteel.

    xoRobyn

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    1. She just did a little pick
      It is a little less ick

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  31. Just when I think you've posted the most gross
    You always find something more morose
    Some winners here you have for sure
    All the snot you can lure

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    1. haha oh you just wait
      I'll beat this post at my gate

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  32. HILARIOUS! Oh gawd, wouldn't you hate being a famous person with so many cameras around? You'd never be able to pick your nose in public!

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    1. Yeah that would really suck
      Couldn't even scratch your butt without being in luck

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  33. You completely made me laugh and gag with each one,
    At least we know why the little kiddies learn it's fun.

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    1. Yeah they watch on at the grown ups
      Well at least with your laugh and gag you didn't get the hiccups

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  34. Okay so now I'm utterly grossed out. No wonder I wash my hands everytime someone touches me. lol

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    1. haha a good thing to do
      I do every single time at my zoo

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  35. oh, cat these pictures of flicks
    made me feel a bit sick
    as they were doing the pick
    eww is all I have to say today..

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    1. haha didn't even rhyme at the end
      The cat got you with the F trend

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  36. I just can't get away from the boogers today. I had to sit through a gut wrenching video performance of my niece singing "Let It Go" while snot just dribbled down her face. Then come here to some gold digging. Ugh. You people! I need to go disinfect myself after all this!

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    1. hahaha wow your day was rough
      The snot ran making you huff

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  37. I cannot believe you!!! You cannot keep making me laugh this hard, !!!

    jean!

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    1. haha the cat likes to do so
      Even by going all nasty at his show

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  38. Pick and flick makes me want to gag
    Of this affliction who would brag
    One would think the famous and big
    Would be more secretive about this kind of gig

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    1. They have to sometime though
      And 99% of the time a camera does show

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  39. you can tell indy is an archaeologist
    cause he digs deep for that treasure
    what a pleasure you know i dont need
    my finger...i can use my tongue
    now that is fun

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    1. haha he wants that treasure
      It is sure tough to measure
      Grab and eat
      A tasty treat

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    1. Not a fan of the flick
      It is rather ick

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  41. This is so gross and I wondered how you manipulated the pics, ha ~

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    1. haha didn't manipulate at all
      Here at my hall

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    1. The cat is original as can be
      Here at his sea

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  43. If it has to come out it has to come out

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    1. That is does indeed
      Flick away at ones feed

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  44. The pick's quite a trick.
    It's a kick!
    But it gives my neck a crick
    To get my claw in all that ick!

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    1. Yeah can be tough
      Just lick your butt in the buff

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  45. pick the nose

    better than eating a rose

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  46. Bahahaha! Did you ever see the Seinfeld episode with nose picking? Jerry ppicked his nose in front of someone to get them to break up with him, lol.

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    1. lol yeah saw that one indeed
      As the nose picking took seed

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  47. We all have boogers... or maybe it is worms they are trying to reach.

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    1. haha could be
      The worms are being squirmy

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  48. Oh gosh. There was one flicker kid back in school who was known as "rapid fire." One never wanted to be collateral damage when he got going...

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    1. haha eww to that
      Stay far away from him at every mat

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  49. Quite certain the Queen does not pick her nose (again, said in my best English accent). :) :)

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    1. haha I would be t on that
      But then I can't speak British at my mat

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