Tuesday, April 15, 2014

The Not So dVerse Choice As In Movies We Rejoice!

For M there was no choice at all. I guess I could have went with mime at my hall. But why give them any credit at all? They are about as helpful as a snow squall. But let`s make this dVerse so no one will curse.

The Snow`s Gotta Go!


The snow was piled high.
Everyone was going to die.
There was too much snow.
They were in need of a hero.


 So they called a ghostbuster in.
He could stop this evil sin.
After all ghosts are white,
And he rids them from sight.


Dirty Harry was the next one,
That they gave a run.
He was mean and as old as dirt,
So they thought throwing him on the snow to bury it couldn`t hurt.



This guy showed up just because,
He heard the movie had buzz.
He played an agent again.
Needs a new trend at his den.



The fat suit came to the rescue.
Up in the air he flew.
Then they dropped him from the sky,
The snow was flat in one spot, good try.


He had a full house.
The snow was so close,
 All he had to do was get all in line.
Sadly, all the kids did was whine.


They even called in a mutt,
To pee on it at every hutt.
But they ran dry.
Another nice try.


He came too.
But wanted more cash to come due.
So he got buried in the snow.
Dead, six feet below.


This was their last resort.
They held some big court.
It was time to nuke the snow.
It really had to go.


But then she walked in.
Filled the snow with sin.
Boom, it melted all away.
Every one had a nice day.

There you are, a movie that is going to air near and far. Look for it at a theater near you. Next winter it may be in view. I know the snow has pretty much taken a pass, but hey, this was written months ago by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

106 comments:

  1. All it took was a hot woman in a red dress? They should've called Number Six first.

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    1. But she is a robot
      She may rust on the spot

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  2. Great post Pat. most enjoyable to read.
    Yvonne.

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  3. so sin saves
    there will be plenty that are happy
    of approval of their hedonistic ways
    wow---ghostbuster is looking his age
    as is bob, but i guess that happens to all of us

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    1. Yeah happens to us all
      Or at least though who avoid plastic faces at their hall
      The ghostbuster is kinda dead though
      He passed away a month ago

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  4. Even if the movie runs in several directions, the big names you've included will probably make it a hit.

    J.L. Campbell writes at The Character Depot and the Jamaican Kid Lit Blog.

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    1. Yeah the names will sell
      Even if it is as crappy as hell

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  5. Air Bud!

    We've got more snow coming this week, so your post is right on cue.

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    1. More snow?
      Do not send it to our show!

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    2. It snowed here last night. I literally screamed when I woke up and saw it. My first tulips have just now formed buds.

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    3. Hopefully it melts fast
      And becomes a thing of the past
      But don't yelp
      The cat will soil your garden and give a little help

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  6. Now that was a great movie. Well done with all the pictures. And rhymes too. What could be better. We enjoyed this a lot. Take care.
    By the way, there are a lot of cats here, but most of the cats that stay outside are fairly happy because they have lots of space and don't feel all closed in. Sometimes I think the cats that come in for a little while, feel very trapped. Anyway, thanks so much for visiting us so often.

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    1. Well you got all I know beat
      Here at my street
      With your 23
      And yeah outside they must be able to run with glee

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  7. Yes, movies galore
    And all are in order
    Get a good run
    With some fun
    One can ask for more!

    Hank

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    1. That is all you need
      At the movie feed

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  8. We have snow today!
    But you know what I always say...
    it's beautiful and I like it!
    Don't want it to leave one bit!

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    1. Move to the arctic why don't you
      Then it will never go away unless global warming comes due

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  9. Now that is weird. I made a comment about starting a movie company with you today Pat, after you visited, and I hadn't been here yet! wow--psychic city!

    Great entry!!!
    ...am I the only one who likes Clint? geesh. he just gets NO respect!

    jean

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    1. haha in sync today
      At each bay
      Sure many a movie we could make
      The cat can do fake

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  10. Ha, the mutt should have been able to accomplish the act
    They can be quite heroic, in fact.
    Mutts definitely deserve a little respect,
    more than some politicians we elect!

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    1. Deserve waaaay more than those bafoons
      Nothing but a bunch of simple baboons

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  11. How dare you bury such a handsome bald man
    You commit such evil here at your land
    you need to focus on your wicked ways
    before the dawn of a new day
    sees you covered in your sin
    you can't escape it at your bin
    keep giving it a try
    I've got you under a watchful eye (<---total gimme, Cat!)

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    1. lol that is just too easy at my sea
      With your old one eye spree
      I'll just flick some litter
      Then you can stay bitter
      And pfffft to that douche too
      He can stay buried with his oversized ego and no hairdo

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    2. So much venom you spew
      over here at your zoo
      why do you hate Bruce
      and want to tie him in a noose
      I know he's not dating Anne
      but that doesn't mean he can't be your man!

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    3. Have you watched anything he's in
      Lately at your bin?
      His movies are so god awful you want to hurl
      I've seen better things written by a 2 year old girl
      And as for that die hard 5 crap
      My bowel movements are better than that flea trap

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    4. Elsie is right, I gave Bruce the boot. I'm dating Gerard Butler now and it's just grand.

      Yeah, his movies have become almost an watchable even for me. And that's saying something.

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    5. Elsie is right and she is defending him?
      Yet you dumped him because he's grim
      Hmmm logic there is off a bit
      You taking another paint fume hit? lol

      Yeah they are soooo bad
      Used to be good at ones pad
      But now just nothing but crap
      Maybe he caught the clap

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  12. No snow for at least a few months or so

    the time it takes to come back should be slow

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  13. Guess what after 3 or 4 weeks of spring summer we got snow yesterday. We freaked out. Yeah in middle of spring cleaning you can't be shoveling snow.

    You are a die hard fan aren't you?

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    1. haha keep the snow
      Keep it far far away from my show
      Die Hard 1 through 3
      The 4 is watchable and won't make you completely spree
      The 5th is the biggest piece of shit ever
      Nothing about it is clever

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  14. Speak for yourself. It snowed again here yesterday. Just a little, but still, it was definitely a sin. :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. All yours at your sea
      I don't want any snow spree

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  15. Glad the snow melted away. So much snow would ruin my day. I like how Bruce Willis got hosed. Good thing the hot angel chick posed.

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    1. Yeah he deserves to be hosed by all
      Greedy, sleep walking actor who thinks he is tall

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  16. There's snow business like show business!

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    1. haha good one
      Only way snow should be given a run

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  17. Snow snow everywhere...except in Las Vegas.

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    1. One good thing about that place
      As the casinos all embrace

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  18. Most movies blow
    much like the snow
    but one does not
    have to go.

    Holy Christ, that's a shite poem. I'm almost too ashamed of it to leave it here. I mean it just lays there like a Cat turd, doing nothing but stinking up the joint. Bury it Cat, just bury it.

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    1. haha hmmm that might cause cramping
      As your verse is damping
      So a burying we will go
      And may flick some your way just so you know

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    2. I'm not around enough to stay in the rhyming flow and I've gotten rusty.

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    3. Well back more the last week
      So maybe it will peak

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  19. Good memories. I esp. enjoyed our spy from "Chuck".

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    1. Chuck was a great show
      Watched it many a time on the go

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  20. My dad in Ohio said he just got a bunch of snow. Maybe we should send that angel over there!

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    1. They may need her
      As the snow just ruffles fur

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  21. With all the snow this past winter (Oh my gosh, is it Spring all ready?) I think a lot of people will find this amusing. I know I did. :)

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    1. haha fun to amuse
      As it came in to light the fuse

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  22. Yesterday in MO, we got more snow. Is that a Victoria Secret Model, I spy? You're a bad cat, and YOU know why. :)

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    1. haha she's an actress though
      So I'm not that bad at my show

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  23. It's not too late to snow! We had temps in the 80s on Sunday and we are to get flurries tonight. Go figure!

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    1. Yeah we had that too
      And now freezing rain is supposed to come due

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  24. This past winter had so much snow piled high up against the wall
    I think this is a news story that's true and not a movie at all.

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    1. haha a true story you say
      Damn, I'm good at my bay

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  25. orlin N cassie !!! ewe haz soooper powerz....ya rited a ree view last yeer....N it posted TWO DAY..... bout a mewvie due out at Christmas

    AWESUM !

    two day ......mewviez....two morrow...de werld

    ♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫

    ( thatz suspenze mewsic up ther...ya gotta like play it in yur head )

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    1. haha will be out at xmas time indeed
      Our powers know no bounds at our feed

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  26. Day after tomorrow we get more;
    When does the snow stop at my shore?!?
    My hubby would LOVE if his hero Clint
    Would pull a Make My Day stint
    Against our fickle spring
    And warmer weather to us bring!

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    1. haha yank out his big gun
      And make the snow run

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  27. brilliant:) so glad I popped in - all the best

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    1. Yeah he did some good ones
      Best was the ghost guns

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  29. Bob Saggette, I don't like.
    He can take those kids on a long hike
    Across a short pier with no boat
    Let the Olsen's go first
    They're too frail to float.

    xoRobyn

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    1. So you don't want a full house?
      I guess that keeps out a mouse

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  30. you know...if bruce came to rescue me, i wouldn't mind all the snow in the world...ha...smiles

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    1. haha well you can keep him
      He's gotten grim

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  31. I'll be watching the previews for this one, Pat;)

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    1. They could be coming to you soon
      Like at 50 past noon

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  32. They even called in a mutt,
    To pee on it at every hutt.....smiles...I loved this but the ending was perfect :)

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    1. haha just what was needed in the end
      More mutt couldn't stop the trend

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  33. Snow way
    I say
    A movie for snow
    At your show
    We had no snow
    What do you know

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  34. Oh, Dirty Harry. My favorite. He could do the job.

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    1. Blow the snow away
      With a catchphrase or two in display

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  35. Well it is snowing right now at my show
    and I couldn't agree more it needs to go
    cat had a vision more snow would flow
    some movies do make a lot of dough..

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    1. The cat was right on too
      Even writing it months ago at his zoo

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  36. Snowing lightly at my bay ~ Hopefully it will all melt by tomorrow ~

    Have a good M day Pat ~

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    1. Ugg keep it there
      Don't want it at our lair

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  37. Let's hope you won't have to write the sequel next year
    that the snow won't pile up at your place
    and that temps will be warm and all so sunny
    that would bring lots of smiles to many a face!

    betty

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    1. That would be grand
      No snow at all in my land

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  38. Well if all else fails at least it buried Bruce Willis

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    1. Before Die Hard 6 could be made
      An very good trade

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  39. We thought the snow was done, but got a dusting last night. Really, that's not fun!

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    1. Yeah should be gone
      So far haven't got it at our lawn

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  40. I did not think Dirty Harry had a chance, but I can certainly see why things melted when your last candidate showed up to help.

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    1. haha she was all that was in need
      Sure fits the deed

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  41. Well hang on there buckaroos
    I darn near miss the evening news
    My projects call me all the time
    It leaves me with no time to rhyme

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    1. out and about you say
      Digging for rocks at your bay

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  42. I now live in the mountains where snow is a blessing
    But this year the weather kept everyone guessing
    Very little snow did we get in my yard
    While in the big cities they had to call out the guard

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    1. Geez, a switcheroo
      Blame it all on you

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  43. "nothing about it is clever" - die hard movie?

    Huhhh. Didn't taking down a concord with street taxi didn't blow your mind? Yeah those are edge of seat kinda moments because when I watch movies like that and fast and furious I need to get out of seat and break something else I would go insane.

    ( my reply doesn't work)

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    1. haha the recent die hards suck
      Pffft to killing a helicopter with a truck

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  44. The snow comes back
    you say the sin can it melt?

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    1. Sin works well
      At least as far as i can tell

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    1. Just flash the snow
      And away it will go

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  46. It was 80 degrees on Monday and snow was predicted on Tuesday. This morning it was 32 - and now I know why - you planned this months ago!

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    1. haha the snow would show
      I knew it down below

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