So as the cat was looking for E he came across something that caused him glee. It was also a bit of a mystery as it sure must be tricky. So not only do they sniff butts they also suck eggs like nuts.
Egg Sucking Dog!
Beats a brown log.
But how do they suck?
Can they go, cluck?
Johny Cash sang it.
I guess dogs are a hit.
If they can suck an egg.
Keeps them from humping your leg
Is it hard boiled or soft?
I hope they don't drop it from a loft.
Imagine that on the head of one below.
Actually that would be fun to see, you know.
Do the hens share?
Or does the dog raid their lair.
What makes a dirty egg sucking dog?
They get fleas from a hog?
Do they suck it like a lollipop?
That could end up a flop.
Are they trying to warm the chick?
Then it hatches and they give it a lick.
This is as mysterious as what they get from an ass.
Maybe an egg sucking dog has more class.
Could be giving it as a gift?
Maybe spirits they want to lift.
They must have dull teeth.
Maybe just gums beneath?
So they can easily suck.
I guess toothless dogs are in luck.
They can go to the zoo,
Get humans a buck or two,
As they perform their act,
And passerby's they attract.
Or does it really mean an obsessive man?
Are humans an egg sucking fan?
Should there be an egg sucking ban?
Hopefully this is a flash in the pan.
So what is your take?
Why eggs and not cake?
Can you see through the fog,
And tell me about an egg sucking dog?
What dogs will do for attention, even the cat is giving them a mention. Maybe next they will go suck a lime. But the cat would not want to cut them down in their egg sucking prime. On egg sucking I will pass from my egg hating little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.