Saturday, April 5, 2014

The Poor Mutt Gets It At My Hut!

So as the cat was looking for E he came across something that caused him glee. It was also a bit of a mystery as it sure must be tricky. So not only do they sniff butts they also suck eggs like nuts.


Egg Sucking Dog!
Beats a brown log.
But how do they suck?
Can they go, cluck?

Johny Cash sang it.
I guess dogs are a hit.
If they can suck an egg.
Keeps them from humping your leg

Is it hard boiled or soft?
I hope they don't drop it from a loft.
Imagine that on the head of one below.
Actually that would be fun to see, you know.

Do the hens share?
Or does the dog raid their lair.
What makes a dirty egg sucking dog?
They get fleas from a hog?

Do they suck it like a lollipop?
That could end up a flop.
Are they trying to warm the chick?
Then it hatches and they give it a lick.

This is as mysterious as what they get from an ass.
Maybe an egg sucking dog has more class.
Could be giving it as a gift?
Maybe spirits they want to lift.

They must have dull teeth.
Maybe just gums beneath?
So they can easily suck.
I guess toothless dogs are in luck.

They can go to the zoo,
Get humans a buck or two,
As they perform their act,
And passerby's they attract.

Or does it really mean an obsessive man?
Are humans an egg sucking fan?
Should there be an egg sucking ban?
Hopefully this is a flash in the pan.

So what is your take?
Why eggs and not cake?
Can you see through the fog,
And tell me about an egg sucking dog?

What dogs will do for attention, even the cat is giving them a mention. Maybe next they will go suck a lime. But the cat would not want to cut them down in their egg sucking prime. On egg sucking I will pass from my egg hating little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

89 comments:

  1. Hey come on noe cat don't pick on the dog
    Who knows he may only be lost in a fog
    The egg he carries in his mouth
    Might be one he' trying to take to the south

    So let the Pooch have his egg sucking time
    It might be what he needs to feel sublime
    I don't really think it's any sort of crime
    And now I'm completely out of rhyme

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    1. haha the cat will let him keep it
      It could be a hit
      Or take a hit
      When the cat cracks it

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  2. Dogs like cake too, entire whole cakes if you leave them on the table. Not that I'd know about that or anything. ;)

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    1. haha yeah they'll suck that back
      When you look the other way at your shack

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  3. Not much for eggs. My roommate's dog in college could balance all sorts of things on her nose. She was also a Golden Retriever. Must be in their genes.

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    1. Hate eggs at my sea
      They are bright dogs with their balancing spree

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  4. I've heard of things that really suck
    But it takes the cake if it's a pup
    That phrase is old, old as the hills
    Egg-sucking dogs must get their thrills
    My grandpa said there was no cure
    Except there's one for dogs, I fear
    When a dog sucked eggs to the woods they'd go
    Grandpa, gun and dog in tow
    From the woods came Grandpa and the gun
    Moving slow and sad, not on a run
    Made me understand the reality of life
    Importance of organic food or we end in strife

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    1. That would be a wake up call indeed
      Organic we do need
      or in the ground we will go
      A lot faster at our show

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  5. hey its an interesting trick
    had one eat my kitchen table once
    and turn it into sticks
    wonder how long you can to suck to get to
    the center like a tootsie pop,
    but if it cracks it surely would slop

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    1. yeah nasty as can be
      If it cracks at your sea
      Ate a table
      Wow, like a fable

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  6. What a cute dog balancing those eggs ~

    Happy Saturday Pat ~

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  7. Egg sucking dog just like any other
    Keeps time for itself so not to bother
    No time to bite
    It'll just take flight
    But fancy for cakes that's a wonder

    Hank

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    1. Cakes it will grab
      Anything it will nab

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  8. At least dogs got their share of time in your writing,
    Sucking eggs and sniffing butts are better than biting.

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    1. Yeah I'll give the mutt a go
      Once in a while at my show

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  9. My dog is sleeping right now and he's snoring very loud. He has many talents but I don't think he knows how to balance eggs on his nose

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    1. haha well you could teach
      Or maybe balance a peach

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  10. I still say that the bravest guy in history was the first one to eat an egg after seeing where it originated.

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    1. Yep, that is sure the case
      Would not want to stick that in my face

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  11. Spring - eggs rolling fun
    the dogs and cats and we -
    all sucking sun!

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  12. That is one talented dog!! An amazing feat for one with four feet!!

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    1. Yep, sure knows his egg
      Wonder if he can fit it in a square peg

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  13. once a dog gets the taste for raw eggs, good luck stopping that habit.

    I tried to teach my Boxer to balance a doggie biscuit on her nose before she ate it. Her feelings were so hurt, she dropped the biscuit to the floor, retreated to her crate and pouted.

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    1. hahaha wow that is sad
      Made her work for her treat at your pad

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  14. I like eggs but I don't suck them and they have to be cooked, no raw eggs for me.

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    1. Yuck all the way around
      when they are found

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  15. Justin Bieber just had fun with eggs. Fortunately, he will also have fun with the justice system

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    1. Lock him away
      And throw the key into the bay

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  16. Schultz is an egg-sucking dog. I wonder if he can balance them on his nose.

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    1. Be interesting to see
      Although could result in a mess for thee

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  17. LOL this cracked me up! LOL Thanks for the giggles! ♥

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  18. Oh, I had an egg sandwich today
    scrambled, as I like them that way
    but, cat you have tainted eggs for me
    reminds me of something glittery you see




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    1. haha knew you'd think of that
      What food can be ruined next by the cat

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    2. well, the word sparkly comes to mind
      oh, cat that was so unkind..(but, funny)
      but, I do love the book at my nook..
      maybe, some should take a look..
      "Fight in the Night" by Pat Hatt

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    3. haha sparkly will hit the mark
      At least you can be seen in the dark

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  19. Never seen an egg sucking dog before
    They keep humping my leg and want more
    Maybe they ate a chicken and liked the taste
    Now they can't wait no time to waste
    Do dogs want to leg hump big cats?
    Ever happened to you? Rats!

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    1. Nope, never got humped by a mutt
      Not even at the other hut
      Had one hump Pat's leg before
      He liked to do that to all the visited his shore

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    2. Not even there
      No humping to share
      Would make me stare
      In my lair

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    3. Not a hump
      But Sniffed my rump

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  20. LOL! Now you make me want to go listen to Johnny Cash. Which is never a bad thing!

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  21. Cute dog ~ not sure about its talent for sucking eggs!
    Could be useful to have when making Easter eggs ~
    It was always such a pain,
    to blow out eggs again and again,
    so we could paint them with glee!
    Hope you're happy at your sea!

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    1. Painting eggs I never bothered with at my sea much
      I would rather throw them and such haha

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  22. I don't think they suck the eggs, but they will raid the coop and eat them. They and foxes are in the same family, so it makes some sense. Hard to break a dog of it once it gets the taste though.

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    1. Yeah once it is done
      Away with the eggs they will run

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  23. ROTFLMAO PAT! I can't stop laughing at this one! it's great!

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  24. An egg I do not like to bite
    So sucking one just gives me fright.
    But if it's chocolate, I'll suck like mad.
    Would that kill a caninne?
    Oh well, too bad. (More for me. What glee.)

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha yeah all for you
      A dog may get dead or runny poo

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  25. I wish my neighbor dogs would do that so they would give the yapping a break!

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    1. haha they would still yap
      Unless eggs filled their trap

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  26. Glad the cat shows that dogs do more than just lay brown logs. Quite a generous post from a cat that should probably hate dogs the most. But, yes, better to suck eggs tan hump legs.

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    1. The cat hates the big ones
      The others he can swat in the buns

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  27. No egg sucking dog here in Koda
    So clueless how they do it
    But they are a bit clever
    And can probably learn more than just to sit :)

    betty

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    1. Yeah can learn much indeed
      One just has to teach at their feed

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  28. Dogs have as much of a chance laying eggs as a rooster

    seeing one would be a blooper

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    1. haha yeah that would be funny
      Probably make some money

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  29. Great job and quite different from anything I have read.

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    1. The cat is original at his sea
      That is for sure with each spree

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    1. Beats egg on my face
      Here at my place

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  31. My husband says one of the worst spanking she got as a kid was when he kept feeding his dog eggs from his uncle's hen house. He wanted his dog to be shiny and healthy!

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    1. haha well he just wanted to help the dog out
      An egg here and there shouldn't make any pout

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  32. Some dogs are way more talented than others

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    1. Some can do more than sniff a butt
      But a trait of every mutt

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  33. An egg is okay
    But bacon's better I say.
    I'd like some today--
    Gimme my way!

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    1. haha sounds like a plan
      The cat is a fan

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  34. I'm SO not as cool as the commenters above me who rhyme all brilliant like… but I *can* say that you're talented and awesome and yadi yada… :)

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    1. No need to rhyme
      Giving the cat a bigger ego isn't a crime

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  35. What? Just egg and no bone?/That dog is bound to moan/Get rid of the egg and give 'im a chocolate log/and soon you'll have a happ(ier) dog! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That is nasty though
      Keep such chocolate away from my show

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  36. If you lived on a farm and had chickens, you wouldn't want an egg sucking dog.

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    1. That would be bad
      No eggs left at your pad

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  37. There once was a labradudel
    Labrador, man...and some poodle
    Was an unbalanced egg
    Who dry humped a leg
    As kitten cats kiss and canoodle

    Etched in the lat of Pat Hatt
    Is a tat of that sweet kissing cat
    With green eyes a glimmer
    He couldn't be trimmer
    Twas the yolk of his joke that was fat

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    1. Hmmm look at you go
      With a weird flow
      Mixing dogs humans and cats
      at least there was no rats

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  38. That would take talent for a human to

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  39. That is a very patient dog! Mine would take my hand off if I attempted to make him sit with an egg on his face!

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    1. haha best not to do that then
      Keep arms and legs in at your den

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  40. An egg sucking dog??
    This is more hilarious than a drunk frog
    I think I've seen everything now
    This calls for a shake of the head and a wow

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    1. haha the cat helps you see it all
      Sure there will be more at his hall

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