Tuesday, May 6, 2014

A dVerse Habit Or Two Come Into View!

So today for dVerse the cat will go all habit. No! Not bad ones like humans obsessed with humping a rabbit. A bad image there? Yeah, I am well aware. Let's stray away from redneck land today at my litter box sand.

Habits at your zoo,
All have one or two.
Do it with ease.
Not the birds and the bees.

Oh come now don't stutter.
Stay out of the gutter.
See a habit there.
I have it at my lair.

A food habit.
You have to grab it.
Can't be without.
Your tummy may shout.

A TV habit.
Dang nab it.
You missed a show.
Oh friggin no!

A bathroom habit.
See TP you have to grab it.
A TP hoarder at your sea.
Only 100 rolls is saved by me.

A negative nelly.
A habit that's worse than smelly.
Everything is oh so bad,
Every day at your pad.

A nose picking habit.
You just have to nab it.
Get that booger at your sea.
It will never escape thee.

A breakfast skipper,
Or a double dipper.
Bad habits indeed.
Shame on you at your feed.

A constant pill popper
Call a pharma copper.
Rot your insides out.
A habit that will turn you into a trout.

Holding on to crap.
Not literally, chap.
One bad habit.
Still beats humping a rabbit.

There you are, some bad habits from near and far. Have any of those? Please don't say you pick your nose. That would just mess with my OCD and we need to leave that be. Feel free to move to the head of the class with any other bad habit not mentioned by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

86 comments:

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    1. It's now #52
      All in two's

      Hank

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    2. Still on the go
      With a ton in a row

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  2. I don't pick my nose
    or even my toes
    as much as I want to make you squirm
    I'd love to say I eat a bunch of worms
    but I don't do that either
    and that won't please ya
    I used to love to smoke
    cigarettes and yes even pot
    but that just makes my insides rot
    so I had to make myself quit
    now I do none of it!

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    1. You could get your wish
      And pretend to be a fish
      Suck back a worm or three
      Good no more insides rot for thee

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    2. Your blog keeps crapping out
      makes me want to shout!
      Go check out my plan
      I commented back to Dan
      I found a way drive him bats
      but he'll have to wait a few more, um, slats..

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    3. Crapping out you say?
      Maybe the light bill I forgot to pay
      Stupid blogger more likely though
      Once in a while f's with my show

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  3. Double dipping is disgusting.
    Hey, at least toilet paper never goes bad.
    I'm hoarding guitars. That's not a bad habit, is it??

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    1. Yep, nasty indeed for one to do
      Not such a bad habit unless you have 100's at your zoo

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  4. I skip breakfast 9.5 times out of 10, but on that day I have it, I sure enjoy it. :)

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    1. Geez, shame on you
      But whatever works at your zoo

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  5. Years ago smoking was a habit I had
    Quit 6 1/2 years ago, so now my clothes don't smell so bad
    Chocolate is a habit of mine now
    But for me to give that up, it will take a miracle somehow

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    1. All the chocolate in the world would have to disappear
      Then you'd have none and run around in fear lol

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  6. They say man is a creature of habit
    as many get caught in the daily rut
    spontaneous actions lost at their hut
    find it in a magic hat, pull out a rabbit
    I am sure all have a few habits at their lair
    but, some you might not want to share

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    1. A rabbit in a hat
      How about that
      Wouldn't put the hat on my head
      That could cause dread
      Yeah each have their own
      Some would make others groan

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  7. Having a habit or two is expected
    But bad habits ought to be rejected
    Some are irritating
    Some disgusting
    Get rid of them or risk being avoided

    Hank

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    1. Yeah get a gold star
      To ship them to lands afar
      No nasty ones
      That give people the runs

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  8. habits pile up pretty fast like mating rabbits
    if you dont get a handle on it, the trouble like tribbles
    anything in moderation keeps away habit constipation,
    and the pesky irritation of trying to break them,
    like its a sin, on the anvil, and sysiphus is pushing
    the rock up the damn hill

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    1. Geez using new words today
      Here at my bay
      Breaking the ass habit
      That rock is hard to nab it
      But have to push
      Hopefully constipation isn't found near a tush

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  9. Habits are so hard to break
    Try to change it for ones's sake
    First out of bed I write my rhyme
    Try to post it right on time
    But one time during A-Z
    Other things caught up to me
    My rhyme got posted late at night
    Out of sync what a fright
    Habits are comfort this I guess
    So I'll rhyme early more or less

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    1. True, they can give sense of routine
      And comfort at ones scene
      Rhyming first thing
      Works at my wing

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  10. I've fit my habits into routines
    like drinking coffee and keeping things clean.
    Reading your blog is another one.
    Without it, my morning would be undone!
    :)

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    1. Clean I keep too
      And fit the water drinking in easily at my zoo
      Undone you say
      Even with zombie feet on display? lol

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    2. Once in a while, they're swell..
      even if I do say, "what the hell?"
      lol....

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    3. lol the project to end all projects for you
      Making them nice to view

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  11. Sometimes I do make a habit of being bad!

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    1. Counter surfing must be done
      It is so much fun

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  12. I love this post,
    a great one indeed,
    you want to know which habit is bad the most,
    I'll throw it at your feet:

    Chocolate is surely a bad habit of mine, too,
    and always having the same thing for breakfast - fruits - is another at my zoo.

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    1. Look my honey rhymed!!
      This was so very well-timed :)

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    2. haha she rhymed indeed
      Here at my feed
      And hey the same thing for breakfast is fine
      I eat the same for breakfast, lunch and dinner when I dine

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  13. Wonderful Pat, love your sense of humour, got a smile from me.
    Yvonne.

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  14. missed a show

    without DVR in the 90s that just how it would go

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    1. Yeah be good and screwed
      That was rather rude

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  15. W think you did well to cover all those bad habbits. We aren't admitting to any bad habits that we have as cats, except for wanting to eat every seven minutes and what is wrong with that. Have a great day.

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    1. Nothing wrong with snacking at all
      As long as you don't start to waddle down the hall

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  16. There are so many bad habits
    they seem to multiply like rabbits!

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    1. Maybe bad habits one can drop
      By doing the bunny hop

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  17. My grandmother-in-law used to double dip and steal food from my plate. Needless to say, it made me irate!

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    1. haha yeah that would annoy me too
      No eating in her view

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  18. I think we could do without those habits! Thanks for the purrs for Julie.

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    1. Yeah those ones are scary
      Might make things hairy

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  19. I think I might . . . possibly . . . have a TV habit. At least with a few of my favorite shows. ;)

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    1. haha nothing wrong with that
      Sure had by Pat

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  20. ah i have one or two bad habbits as well at my zoo... one for example is to write habbit with two b - ha - smiles

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    1. haha that is a bad habbit
      But it looks right when rhymed with rabbit

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  21. I do one or two
    Of those listed by you
    Okay five or six
    But nose picking I nix
    To pick my butt, I dare
    To adjust my underwear
    While refinement I lack
    I don't show my crack.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha well at least you don't show your crack
      Not that I'm sure it would cause too much flack
      Grab a cart
      And fit right in at walmart

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  22. I do like a good nose pick or a decent bit of throat clearing!

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    1. haha good luck with that
      There at your mat

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  23. Well, I have to own up to being a packrat!
    And I do love chocolate way too much!
    And I'm a procrastinator.
    But this is the first time I've ever said, "Dang nab it!"
    Probably the last too!
    Hope you're having fun at your zoo!

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    1. haha don`t like dang nab it at your sea
      Swearing is more fun for thee?

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  24. orlin N cassie.....trout ya say !!! we R ther

    frank lee... we haza niftee habit oh usin de box....then smellin it bee for cover up...sure de aroma oh turds can linger in de air for quite sum time, but de scent iz best when itz fresh outta de colon per say...ya noe !!!

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    1. Yeah we smell it too
      Such a sensation comes due

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  25. I have the habit of visiting here each day
    Some of the posts cause me dismay.
    Like coming across some disgusting feet
    So before coming here, I make sure not to eat.

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    1. You have it down
      Now you will never frown

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  26. Is rhyming a habit at your den?
    I do that a time or ten...

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    1. A habit indeed
      But not a bad one at my feed

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  27. I have one quirk that irritates my children, they say it's not fair,
    When I sit down to watch TV, I have to have my favorite chair.

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    1. haha steal the chair
      Even if they are there

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  28. Bad Habits or less than good ones...hmm I've got plenty and to spare:) Heading the list would probably be caffeine and chocolate...

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    1. haha both can perk you up too
      As you run about your zoo

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  29. I drop the TV habit a long time ago so mostly its just blogging and writing for me now ~ Two good habits that I want to keep for a long time ~

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    1. Blogging is sure a habit or me
      Here at my sea

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  30. Pat in the Hatt
    A rhyming cat
    Must position this pawfectly
    It's my OCD
    Before I write
    For your delight
    I go for a garden crap
    And that's a wrap...

    Pawsitive wishes, Penny
    From over the sea.

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    1. Did you bury it
      If stepped in, may have a fit

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  31. I have the habit of typing too much

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    1. That i can see
      Type so much on my tree

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  32. I have the habit of liking to snack
    and that with discipline I lack
    to put the chip back away
    so far away from them I stay

    betty

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    1. haha I used to have that
      With pringles I'd eat them all up stat

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  33. clever! i was gonna attempt a rhymed comment ;)

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    1. But you need not
      Geez couldn't stir the pot lol

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  34. Oooh. Those are some bad habits.

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  35. Yikes--blushing at some of these. Though the breakfast skipper in combination with the lunch skipper (working hours are most intense then), actually works as a great weight control habit for me.

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    1. Hmmm I bet it does indeed
      But food you must really need

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  36. Aw, if I can't say I pick my nose, then I'll be forced to say I have no bad habits! (that I'm willing to speak of).

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    1. Can't say you pick your nose
      Well I guess you let the cat out of the bag with that pose

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  37. hahaha, always wise to stray away from redneck land!!!!

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    1. Yeah avoid that place
      Not a fun animal embrace

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  38. My neighbor humps rabbits and women alike
    Even those that tell him to go take a hike
    A nasty habit as far as I can um… hear
    The humpinator instills fear in my inner ear

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    1. Ear plugs are sure needed
      When he is humping and leaving others umm seeded

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