Tuesday, May 27, 2014

A Little dVerse Ad Play Here Today!

So you hop here and there, looking at many a site at your lair. Not in email with their junk or pop ups which are no longer around much and stuffed in a trunk. No, you see much that is dVerse, enough that it may make you curse.

What a nice site,
It sounds alright.
Let's give it a click.
Waiting, waiting, dick.

Closed the thing,
Didn't even load at ones wing.
And why is that?
The ads would not scat.

You've got ads stuff,
That is good and tough.
Ads for things you searched the other day.
Hmm spying on you at your bay?

Just Google having fun.
Watching what you done.
Now back on task,
Before you are tempted to ask.

The biggest secret around.
This ad is always found.
For diet, muscle or ummm height.
Somehow these uber secret ways are hidden from sight.

But here they are,
On the side bar.
If the thing ever loads up,
Before you empty your coffee cup.

Oh look it's done,
Time for fun.
Oops, still stuck.
What the umm truck.

A song plays,
Spreading sunny rays.
Nope, not sunny.
Makes things more turtle than bunny.

Finally everything is there,
Time to search their lair.
Click on this page,
Strike the rage.

Has to load all over again.
Damn this slow den.
How did you last this long?
At least you can sing a song.

Have fun on those oh so dVerse sites do you? At least you can see something new. With ads here, there and everywhere you may even find some new undies at your lair. The slow ones usually have captcha in mass. That just adds to the aggravation of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

102 comments:

  1. Ads always slow things down. Yet another reason I don't have them on my site. (That, and all the crap in my sidebar already makes it slow for some folks...)

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    1. That they do
      When they pop up in view
      Yeah you got enough crap
      Thankfully fast for my map

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  2. Captcha is downright evil and wrong
    When I encounter it, I sing a profanity-laced song
    Ads take away from the fun of blogging
    I'd sooner be in a desert whilst jogging

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    1. haha take some water at least
      And yeah that is why I try and have very few things here that they eyes can feast

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  3. At least now that I have a Mac
    I can easily turn down someone's soundtrack.
    Ads annoy both girl and. Boy
    I winder who it brings joy.
    Captcha is the work of the devil
    Why why does anyone bother?

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    1. Those damn songs play
      Or some other display
      Annoys to no end
      And yeah captcha can drive one around the bend

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  4. Captcha is a pain in butts,
    And I must confess to not being nuts
    About ads that cover a site
    So I bid them adieu and not good nite.

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    1. That is the way to be
      Adios it what they get from me

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  5. I hate to go to a site and an ad pops up that won't close, or a video ad starts to play. They both make me grit my teeth. And Captcha doesn't bother me so much (though I'd never miss it if it was gone) if it goes right through, but more times than not, it doesn't.

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    1. Yeah forced ads are a pain
      As they pop up like rain
      Captcha never seems to work
      It is one big jerk

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  6. These ads found at the side bar
    One needn't have to look that far
    A little distraction
    A little irritation
    But wonder if returns can fill a jar

    Hank

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    1. Not sure if they do
      But they must work for some zoo
      As they are still there
      Slowing things down with flair

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  7. I do hate going to a site and it is nothing but ads. The captcha is a pain but not that hard to do. Great post. Have yourself a great day.

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    1. Yeah those ads just pop up
      And cause nothing but a hiccup

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  8. i have never had ads, thank goodness
    they make for some loading vileness
    & what, at the end of the year you get 35 cents.
    ha. captcha, what a disaster, how may spammers
    do you think you save stopping the robot wave

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    1. Yeah I turned those off too
      No need for 35 cents at my zoo
      Find more on the street
      Stupid captcha makes you repeat

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  9. Ads on a blog page
    almost fill me with rage
    but I'm getting good
    and without being rude
    I tune out all the crap
    so I can read their rap
    but just this morning I have to say
    I saw an ad for something I bought yesterday.

    Now that's creepy!

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    1. haha not that creepy at all
      As google spies on your hall
      You go to a site
      They put an ad so you'll bite
      For if you click
      They get paid some slick

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    2. I know what you mean. When I look at something on Amazon and then go check the weather at Weather Wunderground, there are adds for the items I just looked at on Amazon. And it happens in only minutes. Very suspicious to me.

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    3. Stupid google
      Sits there and does an oogle

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  10. I do a lot of shopping online
    and the first time this happened I thought I was loosing my mind!
    How did the things I looked at just show
    on this other site as blogging I go?
    Does make you feel like there is a spy
    that is watching everything you do from morning to night.
    Took my ads off, too.
    Obnoxious they are, it's true.

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    1. haha yeah I was like what the hell
      When the same stuff I looked at they tried to sell
      Then caught on to their crap fast
      Making the dumb ads a thing of the past

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  11. Ads and fads are at your door
    Open computer they'll be forever more
    Zing em and sing em but don't be surprised
    They come in all forms they will be disguised

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    1. Kick them to the curb at your sea
      Or print them off, drop them, squat and on them pee lol

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  12. Dear Pat, I always like to picture you as extremely tall!
    PS: I used your name and linked to your blog today at mine :) jean

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    1. Extremely tall you say
      haha not likely at my bay

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    2. A leprechaun more like it
      But I'm a big hit

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    3. Your a big pain in the arse Cat.

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    4. Yippeeee
      Does it hurt to sit at your sea

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  13. I don't have ads and don ' t like all these pops when you visit a blog!
    Bye, bye@

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    1. Yep, the pop ups suck
      Totaloo and cluck cluck

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  14. When ads pop up, we pop out!

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    1. A pop that doesn't stop
      When ads drop

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  15. ugh i hate the ads and i hate when loading of a page takes forever. i had big trouble with loading blogspot pages this week... on wordpress, even when you pay for the domain name you have to buy the site free off ads... sucks..

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    1. Yeah they try and get you every which way
      Making you pay and pay

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  16. Ads. I'd only do it for money. LOL. Not really. I'm ad free!

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    1. If it were lots of dough
      I'd let an ad or two show

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  17. Sorry cat, I do have ads on my site. They earn me some cash, and that's why I keep them. But it's kind of creepy how they custom-tailor to whatever my blog post is about.

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    1. Well your site isn't slow
      So a few ads are fine there to show

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  18. Dear Pat, one of the small things that annoys me is when I go to YouTube to listen to some music and an ad comes up before the video really begins to play. We are hounded by them! Peace.

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    1. Use Adblocker. I've got it and it prevents those horrid ads. My daughter downloaded it for me. Works perfectly on the Youtube.

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    2. Look at Anne coming to the save
      Yep, adblocker does work at ones cave

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    3. I tend to be quite nice to everyone but you Cat.

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    4. Oh well
      I'd rather have hell

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    5. Dear Annie, thanks for the advice. I'll look it up on Google. Peace.

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    6. Look and find
      Out of the ad bind

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  19. I use Adblocker Plus. Itr's free and blocks almost every damn ad, including the ones on Youtube! It's great! I just wish I had found it earlier . . .

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    1. Yeah it sure does the trick
      Didn't find out about it until after I wrote this little flick lol

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    2. It would make a good post and you would be a hero to thousands!

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    3. haha I could give it a go
      Wouldn't run until fall though

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  20. Lord Google loves ads
    much money he makes
    whilst pennies he pays
    to the bums he enslaves.

    And CAPTCHA it
    sends me climbing up walls
    as time it steals
    and computers
    it stalls.

    None of my people have ads, but about half of them have CAPTCHA. But as I like all the people, I tolerate it.

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    1. You tolerate something at your sea
      Geez that is a rarity
      Some times google doesn't even pay
      They say screw you at your bay

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  21. orlin N cassie....

    once, we wuz MEGA bord....N purpose lee kept answerin captcha WRONG...just ta see who could hold out de longest......

    TA DA !!!!

    it bee de kittehz coz after like de 7th time we wuz abe bull ta post R commint N captcah dinna care what we wuz typin....

    ...then we wuz bord with bein bord N said....cod....we leed such egggscitin lives........KNOT !!!!

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    1. haha well at least captcha can amuse
      And you made the stupid thing lose

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  22. Is that why my connection's been so damn slow
    Ads and ads and ads to show?
    I hate ads, and what's even worse
    People think they'll get rich
    While the rest of us curse.

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    1. Yep, that would do it
      All the ads one wants you to hit
      Just to make a penny come due
      Or if lucky, maybe two

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  23. 'Nope, not sunny.
    Makes things more turtle than bunny.' ~
    Just open another window for sight
    till loading slowly this so dVerse site.

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    1. Another window you say
      I've done that at my bay

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  24. The constant flow of ads makes me rage
    'Cause of them, it takes forever to see a stinkin' page,
    But now thanks to the folks on here,
    I can block those puppies and make 'em disappear!

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    1. Block them all
      And never again will they be on your wall

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  25. My ads are in the sidebar and don't seem to slow down how quickly my site loads. And I've actually made a tiny bit of money from them, but I'm not sure if it's enough to really justify them. :)

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    1. Yeah a few like that doesn't slow things down for most
      It's when you have ads plastered all over your coast

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  26. I wish I could block the ads
    With auto-play video bads
    Hogging up my limited band waves
    Sending my searches to endless graves
    Not fair to make me pay
    For what they want to say
    Whine, whine, whine;
    I'll bet you wish elsewhere I'd waste my time...

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    1. haha whine away
      As they suck at ones bay
      Ablocker does the trick
      Gets rid of them some slick

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  27. Have to be careful with what you are clicking
    I tend to avoid those ads as they really slow you down

    Happy spring Pat ~

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    1. Yeah a virus can come due
      If you click the wrong thing in view

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  28. What is really interesting about those ads
    is they seem to be geared based on your google searches
    that really makes me a little nervous
    and wonder what evil lurches!

    Not fond of any type of ads
    no matter where they are at
    rather deal with a cat :)

    betty

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    1. Cats are easier than an ad
      Until they tear down your pad
      Yeah you are monitored by big business at your sea
      So they can sell to thee

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  29. Ugh...I'm with you on that one! I have a flaky computer, too (Windows 8.1 and my brand new Sony Vaio laptop aren't getting along), so the slightest thing will crash the thing and have it 'gathering more information' for 45 minutes. So I don't like bad websites. I've also gotten to the point where, if I click to watch a video and I have to sit through a 30-second ad first, I will often decide it's not worth it and leave!

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    1. Adblocker gets rid of those damn video ads
      Hate them more than the pads
      Sit there and watch wasting time
      Hopefully your flaky laptop isn't past its prime

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  30. All those ads just makes me click bye bye

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  31. I am lucky if I can find where to comment in the first place

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    1. Ads just throw you for a loop
      Better off with Goof Troop

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  32. I know exactly what you mean! Sites like that make me not to want to even go there. I just don't have much patience for it.

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    1. Yeah my patience wears thin
      If such things appear at a bin

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  33. They must work as they keep doing them. Or maybe it is just the hopeful that put so many ads up

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    1. Could be those many trying to make a buck
      Thinking they will be in luck

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  34. I stay away from those pop up ads
    even if they are about the latest fad
    not sure I have anything else to add
    the cat covered it all at his pad..haha

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    1. The cat left you with little to ad
      Damn, that is bad
      I may have to blabber less
      Or you could become one hot mess hahaha

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  35. Clever and fun as it always is :)

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  36. You are on one of my pet peeves today. Armed with lackluster Internet, I wait and wait for the "important" ads to download so that the page is visible. Not fun.

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    1. Yuck to the lackluster internet
      That would surely annoy this pet

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  37. Yes, the ads really make me mad. I agree with the forced ads too. Sign up for my email. Follow me on Facebook. If I visit your site enough and like it, I don't need those forced ads. I'll do it anyway. No need to shove it in my face very time I visit.

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    1. Forced ads are just a pain
      As numbers is all they want to gain

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  38. I'm really getting tired of sales ads everywhere, for everything. And then there's all the disclaimers that go with the ad. Just let me watch my movie!!

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    1. Yeah that disclaimer crap is a pain as well
      Just annoying as hell

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  39. ads make everything slow...grrrrr

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    1. That they do
      Even get a grrr out of you

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  40. Hey, those ads are good for my blog. The minimal amount that I make will help pay for half a textbook one day.

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    1. haha wow that is grand
      Have to keep them in your land

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  41. Ahhh... I know what you mean, cat!/Them ads, mate, they drive me round the bend and make me drop my hat/No ads on my blog/you want ads? I'll send you to the bog! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That is a good place to send
      As ads seem to be a growing trend

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  42. 101... isn't that fun?
    Spies may jump in a pit
    Or eat spit.

    There, I said it.

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    1. ruined the perfect 100 at my sea
      So screwing with my ocd

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