Sunday, May 11, 2014

A Stabbing We Will Go High And Low!

So the cat thinks Pat is nuts, he must have been around too many mutts. For a while now he gets stabbed on purpose at our sea. That is really strange to me. The last time I was stabbed I was snip snip and as you know that makes me run my lip.

Right out of some torture fable,
You stretch out on a big table.
Strip like a porn house,
Okay, something close.

Say where you ache,
They do a double take.
Then comes the fun,
With a stabbing run.

Leg hurts today.
Wham! Stabbed at your bay.
But not in the leg at all,
Your elbow gets the call.

Elbow for leg?
Round hole, square peg?
Damned if I know.
Away we go.

Neck has a fit,
So let's stab it.
Nope, not for that,
Bam! Got you flat.

Stabbed in the feet.
Isn't that neat?
No stomping for you.
Leg for neck? No clue.

Pain in the arm,
No need for alarm,
Stabbed in the arm,
On the needle farm.

Wait! What?
Arm doesn't equal butt?
Arm is arm you say?
Ummm err okay.

Then comes the back.
It's a full on attack.
Not one or two,
But ten come due.

Stabbed up and down,
All over back town.
Pin cushion resemblance anyone?
Isn't stabbing so fun?

Weird it may be getting stabbed at ones sea. But it actually works says Pat, so he becomes a pin cushion stat. Ever had acupuncture at your sea? Or for you is it too scary? I would rather go eat grass. You are not getting any needles near my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Without a break # 57
      Heaven's directions!

      Hank

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    2. Omy and in grumpy he make the same comment!

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    3. Yeah he likes that
      At each and every mat

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  2. Looks to be a pin cushion resemblance
    Consequence of stabs and poke to no end
    Painful to endure
    Unlikely to secure
    Satisfaction also consequence of creation

    Hank

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    1. As long as you stay still
      The pain is nil
      But if you move about
      You just may shout

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    1. Are you on drugs? I have to get high before I come over here, elsewise none his shite makes any sense.

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    2. That is grand
      For my land

      When are you ever of drugs though?
      I can smell the fumes all the way to my show

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  4. Pins and needles are not for me
    they are scary at my sea
    heard they can be a big hit
    helping one to feeling fit..

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    1. They sure work
      Needles not a perk?
      Just wear a blindfold
      Or have a hand to hold

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  5. Acupuncture works for me
    Needle or a bumble bee
    Mosquito or a hornets sting
    Same relief it will not bring
    Strip like a porn house so you say
    If it works in this month of May

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    1. Getting dirty and flirty as you strip
      Could have a fling and shoot from the hip

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  6. Acupuncture is never something that appealed to me.
    Just the thought a needle sticking in my skin makes me want to pee!

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    1. Did you know the Cat drinks his own urine? Ya, he does. He saves it in a jar, buries the jar in the yard and lets it ferment for a full year first though.

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    2. haha needles make you want to pee?
      Yeah, could get quite messy if tried by thee

      Yep, it tastes grand too
      Sold it to many a zoo
      Didn't you think that water tastes funny?
      I made a whole lot of money

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  7. Acupuncture is something I've never tried before
    But a lot of people recommend it at their shore
    Athletes relay on it a great deal
    They say it makes them quicker to heal

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    1. Pat is hardly an athlete. He's so lazy he's hired someone to wipe his arse after he goes to the jax.

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    2. Yep, helps a ton
      And lets one run
      But have to find one who knows what they are doing
      Or you might as well flush your money as you are umm pooing

      Keeps my hands clean too
      And they save it to pelt at you

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    1. I think it's a Canadian thing. They tend to get sore after sucking the maple from trees.

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    2. Needles are scary?
      At least they aren't hairy

      Nah, it's all the spitting it out
      We don't won't our face to look like a trout

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  9. Well at least they weren't poking fun at you!

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    1. After they leave his flat, they do make fun of him. My people have it on video tape. "Have you ever seen a penis that small?" one of them asked. The other one replied "Only on a newborn babe and she was a girl."

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    2. haha that is true
      Just a literal poking came due

      So do they have x-ray vision at their see?
      As shorts stay on me

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  10. Acupuncture is something I would never try

    if someone asks I'll tell them bye

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    1. Pat is just desperate for company. You should see the dominatrix he pays to come by once a week. I think she's really a man.

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    2. Have to run away
      And never say never at your bay

      She was a man
      Then changed because she wasn't a fan

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  11. I've seen where they have a new place in the mall that does it. If it helps, hurrah. Not sure if I'd try it or not, I do suppose if I was in chronic pain and there was a good shot it might work, I'd give it a whirl.

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    1. Don't let him fool you, he's a heroin junky. He has acupuncture just to hide the tracks left by shooting smack.

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    2. Yeah, you never know what you will do
      Until you want the pain gone at your zoo

      But shooting it doesn't work or me
      I just mix it up and drink it at my sea

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    3. Ha, I saw Anne's super supportive comment on your new book today. These comments fool me naught, she's a friend to both Pat and the cats. :)

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    4. haha yeah she tries to fake it
      But she still thinks the cat is a hit

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  12. I heard that the second Sunday in May is the day when Canadian women traditionally shave their Winter beards. Is that true?

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    1. Yeah, they shave everywhere
      No hair left, completely bare

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    2. Nope, Aww is what they say
      As the breeze blows their way

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  13. I wonder how being stabbed in the elbow would affect your funny bone...

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    1. Seems to leave it be
      But some nerves dance with glee

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  14. Not sure I would ever get that a try

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    1. Get it a try?
      My aren't you getting umm sigh

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  15. My dad had acupuncture done when he had some back problems. He said he couldn't believe the size of those needles!

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    1. Yeah they can be rather large indeed
      But okay when it takes seed

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  16. Acupuncture - fun!
    You don't have to see it,
    feels better - when done.

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    1. Yeah can't look
      Unless near your arm at your nook

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  17. I will pass on that idea. No needles in my body, thank you very much. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Not a one
      Well I suppose I'd forgo it too after the snip snipping of a ton

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  18. I've never had acupuncture, but I'd sure be willing to try it.

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  19. Yikes...I think I will pass on the needles! ♥

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    1. They aren't that long
      Just hum a song

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  20. Needles don't bother me for a shot or a law draw
    but put over all my body for acupuncture
    doesn't seem all that thrilling
    and something I think I would avoid for sure!

    betty

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    1. haha they really stick them in
      Can sting a bit at your bin

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  21. I don't like needles in my body but I heard some people love acunpucture
    I don't know maybe some day:)

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    1. If you ever get really bad
      You'll try anything at your pad

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    2. True indeed
      Know all too well at my feed

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  22. Acupuncture ain't my thing/I'd much rather in the shower sing/out of tune, who cares?/but give me needles and on the back of my neck stand to attention every single one of my hairs.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. haha a hairy situation I suppose
      As you strike a fearful pose

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  23. I've never done the acupuncture thing
    but give the cortisone shots a ring.
    Glad they seem to be working for you!
    Might even start driving like a regular, too?

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    1. haha nope, leg and arm still sucks
      So one head typer to feed the ducks
      And left legged driver for going on year 2
      It's really not that hard to do
      Can do 300 pushups on my arm
      But hit a button and it brings harm
      Go figure I guess
      Try anything once to fix this mess haha

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  24. I have heard it help a lot of people. Never tried it myself though

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    1. Yep it can help indeed
      When it needs to take seed

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  25. Never tried it but I might as its cover under my health plan, ha ~

    Enjoy the warm weather, yippee ~

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    1. Yeah it is covered under mine too
      As that works for my zoo

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  26. I have never tried acupuncture, but I would be open to doing it should the need ever arise. I have a mat that has spikes all over it that is so soothing to lay on, and does reduce some of my back pain.

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    1. Acupuncture is kinda like that mat
      It just goes deeper than that

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  27. i have never tried acupuncture though i know ones that swear by it
    i am always afraid i will fall on it...and go a bit deep, so my life would seep
    out all over the floor, and then what a bore, my page would never change
    which would be strange

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    1. haha you can't all on it
      Unless you turn more than a bit
      Either on your stomach or back
      Just don't move and there will be no death attack

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  28. I have strict rules at my bay.
    With regard to stabbing this I'll say.
    I don't care how accu- the punctures are.
    If it involves needles, I'll view from afar.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha can't bend the rules
      At least they don't use hand tools

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  29. You are more courageous than me. I do have a doctor's appt. this week and hope there is not stabbing in my near future.

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    1. Yeah no stabbing to be had
      As there they stab you bad

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