Monday, May 12, 2014

A Super Hero Team! Nope, Not A Dream!

So you have seen them all here at my hall. Each of them on their own answering the superhero phone. But now they come as one to make a big bad be done. Who are they you ask? Never fear, I'll remind you as some may have had one too many hits from the flask.

There is the bug eyed creep,
That wants pockets that are rather deep.
In it for the loot,
Tarsier Man always gives his own horn a toot.

There is the kinda creepy one,
Who did not want to be feared under the sun.
So he also went on the super hero run.
Zombie Man scares the bad guys a ton.

Finally there is the best,
He beats all the rest.
A superhero reality jumping cat,
Catality will stomp all bad guys flat.

Of course this super trio can fight,
But will they see the light,
And realize three is better than one?
I guess you will have to give it a run.

It even has a naked guy,
Can I get an oh my?
A super alien thing,
Can also let rockets fling.

They come from his yap.
All run across the map.
It is up to a super cat, a zombie and a bug eyed creep,
To make this bad probing alien thing weep.







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A brand new super hero league is born. Some of their motives may be torn, but they are around to save the day even if you are far away. Just give them a call when you spot a bad guy. P.S. long distance charges still apply even if they do not get there in time and you die. But they still promise to get the bad guy. Now that is all for my super pass from my ever so super little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Wow, you got up early this morning...

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    2. Wow, poor poor Hank
      You made his huge streak walk the plank

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    3. Yep OE is rude
      Deserves some attitude lol

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    4. I'm rude as can be
      Little ole' existentialist me!

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    5. Even ruder with the long name
      With your rude claim lol

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    1. Congrats OE!
      Got to start allmover again!

      Hank

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    2. Damn, almost 60 in a row
      OE is your new foe

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    3. All over...
      Might need a four leaf clover...

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  3. Finally number one
    My moment in the sun
    Finally unseated hank
    With the superior rank
    Ok I'll stop gloating now
    Before I have a cow
    A new superhero league is born!
    Better than The Avengers? I am torn
    But I will give them a ring when I encounter trouble
    Or when I start seeing double

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    1. Congrats number 1
      Means you're the best under the sun
      Gloat away, gloat away
      Sun is shining, make the hay

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    2. Gloat away indeed
      Hard to beat hank to the #1 seed
      And yeah you can give them a call
      Just remember they charge you even if you fall

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    3. Way to go, Keith! I only managed # 1 by staying up late in Honolulu!

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    4. Congrats on number one that is hard to do

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    5. Hard to beat hank
      And make him walk the plank

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  4. A brand new super hero league
    And a trio for a winning streak
    Long distance
    Not a problem
    Go for the big break not so meek

    Hank

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    1. They will get there
      And soon more may join their superhero lair

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  5. ha. um, my what a long tail you have to cover the schlong
    think that bong will bang a gong in childrens lit? or will homeschool
    moms throw a fit? teams are best, they consolidate power
    better than all the rest--movie rights are good, you have to split
    the cash but more the merrier and can make a bigger splash.

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    1. hahaha let them throw a fit
      Nothing can be seen in it
      Plus at least they will talk
      And add to the books stock
      Movie rights be great
      But that is a far off, if ever, fate

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  6. A new team is born. Let's hope they catch on as big as the avengers

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    1. That would be grand
      Here in my land

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  7. Congratulations on the new book, Pat!!! How many is that now?

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  8. Cool to read about your new book, Pat!
    Always room for a new super hero (or two or three)!

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    1. They are strange too
      So at least something new

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  9. The new book calls for a big congratulation
    I'll say it now without much hesitation
    A super hero league takes crime to task
    Maybe even with or without a mask

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    1. Yeah they don't need a mask
      All like to gloat when people ask

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  10. SuperCat is the best
    of all the rest, congrats!

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    1. Super cat ready to go
      And save all high and low

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  11. Another book
    from your nook.
    Had to laugh at Brian's comment
    as home school moms lament.
    haha.

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    1. haha the naked dude
      Might curl the nose of a prude

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  12. Great artwork, as always, at your place
    Unbelievable to many books in space
    Congrats on eeking another one out
    Let's give Pat a great big shout!

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    1. They just keep coming at my sea
      easy peasy for little old me

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  13. Congratulations! This looks great! Not just the artwork, but I love Catality. My nephew is going to love this, if anything because Catality looks just like his cat Maxie. And after reading this, I get the pleasure of explaining that his cat is not a superhero and please stop making her try to fly.

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    1. haha yeah his cat might not like to fly
      Could scratch on the first try

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  14. Well, what do you know...
    32 at your show
    No reboot at you shoe
    A superhero crew
    Ready to punch them flat
    Well done, kitty cat Pat

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    1. No reboots allowed
      To join my book crowd
      If that comes to pass
      I'll have to be a long dead little rhyming ass

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  15. the long distance call thing cracked me up!

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    1. haha they want the dough
      Even if no saves comes in toe

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  16. Book #32

    you coudln't hold that many together even with glue

    except maybe in tablet reader

    could one day be the all time ebook leader

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    1. It could be tough to do
      But you never know at my zoo
      ebook leader would be fun
      Maybe in 50 years under my sun

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  17. Super hero cat is my favorite because cats are smart.

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  18. Heros really do come in all shapes and sizes!

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    1. Zombies and cats
      And big eyed ding bats

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  19. Im really impressed with all your books Pat!
    How you make many books so fast??
    Congrats!
    ...

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    1. The cat just writes away
      Much like he does here every day

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  20. Just picked it up
    and in a rush I scanned
    illustrations finely done
    and the writing not
    half bad.

    Ya, I own this one too
    and that I am
    pleased to do
    as supporting you
    is worthwhile to me
    even though
    you give me fleas.

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    1. Thanks a ton
      For the owning run
      Even though you say things crass
      When you step in what I left in your grass lol

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  21. Well that is a different looking hero but that is as it should be. Zombies and Cats do make a good pair. I am sure many cats would like to be a Zombie.

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    1. haha yeah that they just might
      They already bite

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  22. Congrats on the new book! It looks like it was fun to write and to draw for too.

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    1. Was a fun one to write
      And join together the heroes to fight

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  23. 32? Wow. Hope they're all selling well!

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    1. 18 more to go
      Until 50 will show
      Selling better than last year or the year before
      But that isn't saying much at my shore lol

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  24. My favorite is "catality" too. Work seminar? Do they get to do practicals or only theory? Consequences? Law suit? Warrant? Disclaimer and formalities?

    Good luck for the new team.

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    1. Catality was fun
      So made 3 become one
      Might add another 4
      At least that is the plan for their tour
      They had to take the test
      Because their egos were a pest

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  25. Congrats on your new book!! Loving the new illustrations too.

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    1. Glad they are grand
      Here in my land

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  26. Yay a new book! You are so full of it...stories and characters that is. :)

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    1. Full of them I am indeed
      Here at my feed

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  27. Number 32
    At your zoo
    I bought it
    sure it'll be a hit
    but if the cat makes me mad
    I will just say it was really bad
    then come back and hunt him down
    and run him right out of town!

    Congrats to you, Pat!! Best of luck!!

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    1. Thanks for the buy
      Maybe the next villain will be old one eye
      Hmmm that could be a good one to do
      Hmmmm have to think on that at my zoo

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    2. Leave me alone out of your book cat!
      getting paid to write about this and that!
      I won't tolerate being a star at your show
      just so you can make all sorts of dough
      this is the last time I'll tell you at your zoo
      I have not one eye, I have my beautiful TWO!!

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    3. What was that?
      Two was never heard by the cat

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    1. That they will
      Even if they charge a big bill

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  29. Yay for the new hero at your bay! Congratulations on another book and your nook!

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    1. Another to add to the pile
      As I get them stretching a mile

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  30. We all need a catality
    To cause needed fatality
    I love your creative whim
    The naked guy is kinda slim
    Grandma has seen enough. Oh my!
    May sales for this lunacy fly sky high.

    Congratulations, Pat. You keep rocking it at your mat.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha grandma may have a heart attack
      Hopefully many sales come to my shack

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  31. orlin N cassie...conga ratz two yur dad pat on book number 98....N we wuz wunderin.... DOEZ it come with gear .... that wood be kinda sa wheat ....like a sooooper magnetic lazer eye shoot flames frum a bazillion miles a way.... mood ring .....heerz ta manee sales......♥

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    1. That would be grand
      Super hero gear across the land

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  32. Quite the Super Hero League! I think your illustrations are so cool. I got a laugh out of Truedessa's singing in your latest Bora Bora cartoon. Have a good one!

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    1. haha she sang away
      And yeah fun ones on display

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    2. Bora Bora without me?
      What's going on at your kitty cat sea?

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  33. You are on a roll with another book at your nook

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  34. A new super hero at your zoo?
    Wow, you keep amazing me you do!
    This one looks pretty interesting too!

    betty

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    1. Went a little out there
      But fun at my lair

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  35. Hooray for you... another book. Super heros are going through the roof so this should be a great seller.

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    1. Yeah super heroes are everywhere
      At each and every lair

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  36. Congrats on a brand new book
    super hero trio, for your nook
    hope many come to take a look
    your rhymes always have good hook
    cat might just catch a giant snook..

    Congratulations Pat...your stories are amazing..

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    1. Glad they are grand
      Here in my land
      Even when bug eyes take the stand
      Sure beats bland

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  37. Well who doesn't love a superhero!? Even if the team doesn't seem like the ideal rescuers, they seem like a fun bunch nonetheless!

    Congrats on another one!

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  38. Funny characters, faces and treats
    What the team! Brand new book for all kids!

    Congratulations!

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    1. Fun team to but together
      As the bad guys they weather

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