Friday, May 23, 2014

A Toy Or Two That Could Be Fun For You!

The cat is here to help you today. You humans need to learn how to play. That 9 to 5 crap all day just needs to go away. So never fear you will be saved by my little rhyming rear.


Climb up high,
Look to the sky.
Play I spy.
Give it a try.


Give a dirty look,
There at your nook.
Make all around ask why,
Fun to give a try.


Run through a cave,
It is all the rave.
It is tasty, no lie.
Go ahead, give it a try.


Watch bird TV.
 Or silly humans run free.
My, they are spry.
Go give it a try.


Grab a fuzzy ball,
Then run down the hall.
Climb really high.
Care to give it a try?


See, mouse on a string.
I was not lying at my wing.
Chew it and give a happy sigh.
A full belly needs a try.


Play weigh down the couch.
Also act like a grouch.
A two in one try.
That couch may die.


Spread out on the counter top.
Then cooking will be a flop.
Watch as some human girl or guy,
Swears on the first try.


Move to make them happy,
When they get all sappy.
"Get off!" they will cry,
Just jump down then up for another try.

 And pick on cats too.
That is fun to do.
Never give up the bed,
After such play you need to rest your head.

There you are today. Now go climb things, roll on counters and play. It is so fun to do. You can even eat some TP too. That is my final play thing for you. Hmmm going gutter at my zoo. I better go eat some grass. That is also fun to do for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Now #11 without a break
      Double digit again at stake

      Hank

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    2. Hopefully OE
      Does not come after thee

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    3. One day again soon
      But I'll have to be up during the time of the moon

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    4. Hank better not waver
      If he wants his streak to savor

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  2. Stake a claim and give it a try
    You will not make anyone cry
    Stick your neck
    What the heck
    You can be sure no one will die!

    Hank

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    1. Nope, not at all
      Unless like humpty dumpty you have a great fall

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  3. The cat looks quite comfortable on the counter

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    1. He likes it there
      And I don't care

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  4. Not to sure on the fuzzy ball but the rest I can do

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    1. Not gonna get a fuzzy ball
      Throw it in your mouth, meow and run down the hall

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  5. In some they seem to like the camera, in others they seem to loathe it

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    1. When asleep
      They hate the flash at my keep

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  6. Cats like to climb high for a thrill
    It's like humans playing king of the hill
    I wouldn't mind being a cat for a day
    And all I have to do is play
    Cats do live the life of Riley
    All cuddly, sweet and even smiley

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    1. That they do
      Not sure I'd want to use their loo
      But everything else is fine
      The life of a feline

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  7. Being a cat
    Is where it's at,
    But here at my bay
    The cat plays another way.
    His game is 'Make The Human' Sneeze;
    Try it when you need a breeze!

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    1. haha keep the human away
      Sneezing all through the day
      The cat wins
      Committing such sins

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    1. 9 to 5....
      Not when I'm alive
      I'd rather do the hand jive
      Or sky dive
      Maybe run through a cave
      Or be MAMTC's personal slave
      Strike that
      Pat
      I could make a hat
      Or stare at my couch
      Like an old grouch
      Still better than doing 9 to 5
      Or sitting on a bee hive

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    2. Yeah much better indeed
      Than 9 to 5 taking seed
      But unless we want a cardboard box
      Have to put on the crummy work socks

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  9. The life of a cat is what I strive for
    Where it's food, naps, playing. and not much more
    And play with a toy mouse
    While chasing it all through the house

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    1. Yeah it be nice to fall a sleep whenever
      Not finding it a hard endeavor

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  10. Your cats are beautiful. That shot with the fluff ball in mouth is hilarious.

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    1. lol she does that all the time
      She thinks the fluffy balls are sublime

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  11. "spread out on the counter top, then cooking will be a flop" lol all I could think was someone was gonna cook that poor cat!

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    1. haha the cat wouldn't have that
      He'd fillet Pat

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  12. seriously, my cat has the life...i wish i could fall down and asleep at the same time, and traipse the woods in search of ....well i am unsure how he spends his dime...but seriously the contourtionist sleeping...def....

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    1. Yeah that would be so nice to do
      Just stop, curl up and instantly fall asleep at ones zoo

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  13. Great pictures and rhymes about the cats. We especially like the fur colors of the cat second to last. The cats here have just that much fun every day including sitting on the counter. That is such fun. Take care and Happy Week end to you.

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    1. Yeah Orlin has quite the spots
      They jump on the counter lots

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  14. It's impossible to keep them off the counter, isn't it?
    Before I cook, I just disinfect it.
    My only rule is not while I'm cooking
    and again while the stove burners are cooling.
    Nice to see the cats today
    there at your bay.

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    1. Yeah no way they will stay off
      No matter how much you scoff
      Even if they do when you are in view
      They'll hop on when you go away at your zoo
      The burners cassie almost stepped on once
      The dunce lol

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    2. She's such a pretty cat, I like her a lot!
      And Orlin just wants to show off his spots!

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    3. Cassie and prissy indeed
      And Orlin is an attention whore at our feed

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  15. My cat steals my hair bands right out of my hair. Then she bats them around the room. I bet if I played like her, I'd get punched. But I could lounge in a window and watch birds all day.

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    1. haha yeah that is true
      Get punched and maybe kicked too

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  16. Yeah. Cat toys can kind of make you jealous. At least when I was a kind and more limber. lol

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    1. lol they sure show off being limber indeed
      As they race about at high speed

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  17. All fun suggestions, but I think I'm going to play weigh down the couch. Best choice for me, especially since I can't fit on my counter.

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    1. Geez, well at least there is one
      That lets you have fun

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  18. Such nice pictures, and those leopard spots are just gorgeous!!! What a beautiful coat and beautiful cats!

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    1. They sure think they are
      Near and far

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  19. Now that's my idea of a good time!

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    1. Didn't even rhyme
      Curse of the cute chime

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    2. Couldn’t help the lack of rhyme
      Kitties make me guilty of the crime
      They’re just so cute and full of fun
      Loved seeing them under your sun

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    3. And around they run
      They sure know how to have fun

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  21. I just watched a BBC documentary on The Secret Life of the Cat. Oh my God, it was so good. They put GPS and cat cams on 50 cats that all live in the same neighborhood. All the cats have cat flaps so they can go in and out whenever they want. So many fascinating things were learned about them

    The funniest thing was that unbeknowst to the owners, the cats went into each others houses at night to eat leftovers in their food bowls. It was neat, one cat would leave it's house and go eat the it's neighbors food and right after it left another cat would come in and it it's food. You should look it up on the Youtube.

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    1. haha have to go look at that
      I guess food is better if meant for another cat

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  22. well, they all were enjoying their cat lives. What breed of cat is the one on the counter?

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    1. Savannah cat on the counter top
      Up there he seems to plop

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  23. No doubt the cat has the right idea! And we LOVE asll those wonderful spots!

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    1. They are great spots
      We like them lots

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  24. Oh, poo! That should have been "all" not "asll". No tuna treats for the mom today.

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    1. Even with your spelling
      The spots are still telling lol

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  25. Thanks to your advice, I tried running through one of those "caves." I got stuck and look ridiculous. It's all your fault.

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    1. haha did a picture come due?
      That would be grand to show at your zoo

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  26. The new header was on display
    as I was reading at your rhyming bay
    enjoyed the photo's they made my day
    your cats have a good life that's the way
    Orlin and Cassie like to have fun & play
    all I can say is stay away from the hay

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    1. The new header is grand
      As the cat sails to a new land
      They sure have it good
      Here in our hood
      The hay you say
      I'll save that for another day

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    1. They think so
      As they run to and fro

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  28. Cats do so well sitting around and looking so pretty and fine,
    Pictures of all of yours and the fuzzy balls make me miss mine.

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    1. They sure do well doing nothing at all
      And yeah brighten up each hall

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  29. orlin N cassie

    nice two see ewe
    both two day
    werkin, restin
    N all sew at play

    but if we may tho
    offer add vise
    burd tee vee sux,
    best stik ta mice

    hope yur week end
    iz total lee grand
    we haza three day one
    heer in R land

    tho de food serviss gurl
    her getz noe brake
    coz R kneads be met
    for de cods sake

    heerz two a gopher rockfish kinda week oh end ♥♥

    loved de fotoz !!!




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    1. Look at you go
      With the flow
      Even in your lingo
      And bingo
      Give her no break
      After you she should always partake

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  30. HAH, I'm one of the poor people with a 9-5 (well 7:45-4:45 that is). These all sound like fun ideas! I bet a cat could find better use of my desk than I can- lots of ins and outs to play! :)

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    1. He'd have it all on the floor
      And then trot with something out the door

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  31. Play! - the best thing to say at your bay!
    Never fat, always fed, everywhere his bed!
    Eat the grass, scared moths, friend to birds and mice ;)

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    1. A friend you say
      Yeah, until snack time comes their way

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  32. Pets know how to live, don't they? We seem to have missed the boat on that one.

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    1. But then no one waits on us all day
      They have the life at ones bay

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  33. reminds me of Daisy's old cat. When he was still alive, he would always climb straight up on the counter top and lay there for hours. His favorite spot of the whole house.

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    1. haha he sure likes that too
      Never wanted to leave at my zoo

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  34. I may have taken a roll on the table...for fun a time or two. lol ;)

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  35. Love those cat photos
    almost make me want
    to turn my dogs in for cats.
    Smiles.

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    1. haha almost at your sea
      But you still go with those who lift their leg to pee

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  36. Your cats sure know how to have fun
    And how to play throughout their day
    Never a dull moment I am sure
    And I'm sure they always obey :)

    betty

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    1. haha more like never
      But they think they are clever

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  37. Oh look at that
    A posing cat
    The cat
    Says drat
    It wants to be a dog
    A dog doing a blog

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    1. Then eat your crap
      All across the map lol

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  38. The life of a cat, I am envious if all I have to do is pose, yawn & sleep, ha ~

    Have a good weekend Pat ~

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    1. Yeah easy as can be
      To be a spoiled kitty

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  39. I wish I could play like a cat all day.
    Not having a care would be A OK!

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    1. That it surely would
      Humans get the crummy end of the stick in their hood

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  40. A cat's life is a life of leisure indeed!
    They definitely know the way to spend a day!
    Sometimes sleeping before they play.

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    1. They know it with ease
      Can sleep or run like the breeze

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  41. If a cat didn't have a happy home, it would be working its arse off all day long to find food to eat.

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    1. That it would indeed
      Stealing bird seed

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