Thursday, May 15, 2014

And Round Twenty Two Now Comes To You!

Back we are again with the search engine nuts that find my den. There seem to be quite a few that somehow end up at my zoo. But at least they can entertain or make you want to run away at your lane.

"poem poem for spotted dick pudding"

A cheer squad for spotted dick. I guess it does the trick.

"bye bye cute"

I guess now an old fart? Can't take cute to heart?

"blow jobs r us"

The stupid creepy guy is stalking me. Or other weirdos looking for such a spree.

"reproductive gas can"

Hmmm okay, lay down and reproduce away.

"cats with fleas on their knees"

Humans get those, but I bet you found a cat striking a pose.

"Herded old men with goats."

Okay everyone, take notes. Old men and goats need votes.

"wtf gangreen pics of toes"

Did you think zombie feet were a treat?

"robin hood the merry mary humper"

So I guess mutts leg humping Mary is merry and not scary?

"hamburgers with cheese rats titles"

The Cheesy Rat! How's that title from the cat?

"Glad I'm not a little blue man"

I guess of the blue guy he isn't a fan. Maybe he is afraid of a blue tan?

"warped things you find when you drop your pants"

Wow, strike a warped stance. Hopefully on you no one will take a chance.

"Buffy on my nuts"

If she stabs you, let's just say your nuts are through.

"Drink the fluoride and you become one of them"

A fluoride head? A living undead?

"Mac and me sucked."

No argument here from my rhyming rear.

"Stoked, my mom got laid."

Errr ummm errr ummm I'm going to ignore this one and play dumb.

And the winner leaves you with a real treat. Some may even find his advice sweet. Like the guy above and his happiness for his mommy finding love. 

"Plucking ass hair hurts like a steer kicking you in the head"

So there you are at your bar. You now know how to compare the plucking of ass hair. Why would anyone want to do that? Sure beats the cat. Now we are through with this search engine mass and no one is ever going to pluck the hair of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

81 comments:

  1. Plucking at places that do not see the sun
    Can take all the time to indulge in the fun
    Search engine nuts
    Can get in the rut
    That seems their kind of pulling a fast one

    Hank

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    1. Yeah seems they may be crazy
      Or just wanting something to come up to make their eyes hazy

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    2. Got to admit, I'd never think of some of those search combinations together:)

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    3. haha yeah but I guess some do
      Who knows why at their zoo

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  2. Well, you wouldn't be here if your mother hadn't... Yeah, not touching that line either.
    None of the search phrases leading to my blog are that weird. Not sure if I should be glad or bummed.

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    1. haha that is true
      But I'll still avoid it at my zoo
      It makes for some fun
      I'd be bummed now if they didn't come under my sun

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  3. I have a confession
    And I do not say this with glee
    The person who typed in "hamburgers with cheese rats titles"
    Was me...

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    1. It was you you say?
      Trying to find a new recipe at your bay?

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  4. reproductive gas can, man
    i am totally wanting to google that just see what comes up
    though it would be a waste, cause i would end up right back
    at your place, me running in circles, so mom is hard up?
    not sure i'd want to know----no no no mental image

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    1. lmao yes the mental image is bad
      Yeah now you'd end up back at my pad

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  5. Again with the damn zombie feet?
    It's like they're some kind of treat!
    Of course they are at your bay
    You wouldn't have it any other way
    Because you're a disgusting cat
    who loves cheesy rats
    and old men with goats
    next you'll be putting in a moat
    because you think you're a king
    instead of a flea ridden thing!

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    1. That cat is king
      You just cling
      And maybe whine
      Climbing stairs in a line
      Scaring all
      With your one eyed call
      So I'll take my fleas
      And put them on your knees

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  6. Zombies and goats and creepy old men
    I'd rather talk on the phone to Ken
    Fluoride, dick pudding and cute
    I'd rather hang out in Butte
    Warped things, cheese rats and mutts
    To desire such trinkets takes guts.

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    1. haha that it does indeed
      None of it should take seed
      Many things I'd rather do
      Some people haven't a clue

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  7. I feel so Rated G when I come over here, lolol
    My search engine folks are looking for coupons and kid items (knock on wood nothing changes ever). :)

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    1. lol as in General right?
      Not Gross taking flight

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  8. And who wants to pick those hairs?

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  9. These are always my favorite type of posts.

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    1. They are fun to do
      As many have a loose screw

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  10. Well I must admit this is different but interesting. Just never know what is going on here. Take care.

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    1. Different at my sea
      To those who find me

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  11. Reproductive gas can.....
    Sounds like a man
    I call stepdad;
    Lots of gas (and hot air) to be had!
    At least he doesn't pluck the hairs of his ass...
    Guess there are worse things than gas!

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    1. Yeah there is always something worse
      Plucking ass hair would sure make one curse

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  12. Seriously, all I can think of is ouch!

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    1. Ouch is the right word
      And yeah it's a bit absurd

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  13. No one can compete with your search engine!

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    1. Must be the zombie feet
      Why they keep finding my street

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  14. Are these for real? People amaze me.
    Your little smiling cat at the top of the page always makes me smile.

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    1. He is as cocky as can be
      And yep, real weirdos finding me

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  15. These people crack me up with their stupidity!

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  16. haha... luckily there are no hair to plug at my a... and no fluoride drink for me at my bay... i prefer fennel tea...smiles

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    1. Good one both indeed
      There at your non fluoride feed

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  17. Your little smiling cat at the top of the page always makes me smile. > Me too! And also the video! Animals sometimes are so better than people, still to talk!

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  18. If I wasn't smiling when I started reading I was laughing out loud by the time I got to the plucking ass hair!! HA HA HA HA You, my friend, are a complete riot!

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    1. haha fun to be one
      As I go on the monthly search engine run

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  19. Now I know why I turned off Google search for my blog LOL
    I can't believe people are actually looking for things like that!!

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    1. Yeah amazing what they look for
      And then end up at my shore

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  20. orlin N cassie...de food serviss gurl says if a reproductive gas can comes equipped with gas...her will take an order for ten.....we say go for it, less money outta de peepulz budget meens mor food for uz in de pan tree.....we think !!!

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    1. That would save dough
      You just never know

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  21. Spotted dick
    Does the trick
    Bangers n' mash
    Is having a bash
    Or my site
    Such a plight
    The search for "bumming a horse"
    That's rather coarse
    It had to do with a pawst on "Ride a Cock horse to Banbury Cross."
    Where the ended up is such a loss.
    Now, go pick your ass hair
    Do it with flair....

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    1. That I will
      It's such a thrill
      Hmm to bumming a horse
      I hope they show remorse

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  22. The last one made me giggle ~ You have weird search engines phrases ~

    Happy Thursday, Pat ~

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  23. Ass hair plucker
    Now there's a career
    Not one I'd want
    Denuding the rear

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    1. Yeah it would suck
      But be fun to make them all go umm duck

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  24. Good heavens, although I'm sure
    These didn't come from anyplace pure
    My, oh, my, what were they thinking
    When their keyboards were a clinking???

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    1. They had something in mind
      Or just want to see an ass plucking behind

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  25. Omy all these....is really crazy!

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    1. You mean horny, is what you mean. Good thing we're angels.... Now, where's my cake?

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    2. haha horny you say
      You have neighbor on the brain at your bay

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  26. "Glad I'm not a little blue man"?
    Who said that… Was it you, Dan?
    I need to sit down if I still can
    He made me feel like such a clown
    See, now I'm all upset and down
    In the dumps too
    Where's my shoe?
    Where's my wig?
    "Buffy on my nuts"?
    They've got guts
    Spotted dick you look big
    Can't eat you all at once, you dig?
    Pudding makes me fat
    And round how's that
    For a poem for spotted dick stuff
    When you take a bite, you can't get enough
    Or so I hear but I fear
    This is the end of my cheer.

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    1. when I read that I did think of you.

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    2. haha you sure have fame
      Ending up with a claim
      Here at my sea
      I guess they wanted to meet thee
      Zigged when they should have zagged
      I'll let you enjoy the spotted dick and get sagged

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  27. Once again I am amused
    what comes out of your zoo
    with the search engines
    they certainly can cause one to be blue!

    betty

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    1. haha that they just might
      As they can be a fright

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  28. Those are really amazing.
    I am so glad I don't allow search engines to find my blog....LOL.

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    1. lol what fun is that
      Need to see who searches your mat

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  29. Such exercises are always fun. I think you should offer a pay per view aspect to your site. I am sure your hoards of gangrene feet fans would charge a small fee to read your insights.

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    1. Hmmm a way to make some dough
      You just never know

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  30. hahaha...maybe mommy was in a better mood
    so all the kids thought her getting laid was good!

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    1. lol that could be it
      As she danced around a bit

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  31. I am just amazed at the pervs who land on your site through search engines. The worst I get is "little girls wearing tight shorts." I guess I get the pedophiles. You get every other whacky mac out there.

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    1. haha I'll take the pervs any day
      Over the pedophiles at my bay

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  32. Hmmm...adding: A hair is power!
    Don't cut or pluck - just shower!

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    1. Get out the grease
      So you don't resemble geese

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  33. Lol. No matter what you do, there will always be a perve.

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  34. Blow jobs r us eh?

    Man, did you blog get really dirty while I was gone?

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    1. haha oh there was a post
      About such a thing at my coast

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  35. You get the best searches around or the worst

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    1. Could be either or
      Depending on how you look at your shore

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