Saturday, May 17, 2014

Are You In Need Of A Quickie At Your Feed?

Back we go with the dating show. I hope you got a rubber handy, as for some it could be dandy. The cat could not pass that up. We will blame it on a pup.

stop by any time bub
I think I'll avoid a bub hub.
Be my fries with that
You saying you want a fat cat?

Social media sucks my life away
So you signed up to say, hey?
Trivel thigs stic too me
Hmmm need a shower at your sea?

Can I meet your mom?
That is your first hum?
This space is blank like your mind
My, aren't you so kind.

I luv luv luv luv luv cats
Sorry, we hate ding bats.
Poking around for some fun
I'd watch where poking gets done.

Saddle up boys
Horses don't bring joys.
Bribe me and I will let you take me out
What kind of bribe to remove all doubt?

Special places have special meaning to special people especially
Escape that special place special you did actually.
Twister is boring alone
Score one for the dunce cone.

Greasey hands make me happy
OCD has me out of there snappy.
I am all out of frogs.
Next move up to hogs.

Can stares grunt my wish?
Maybe if it is a singing fish.
Crime is at an all time high
Ummm looking for a superhero guy?

Time is tiking away from us
Learn that on the short bus?
Help! They are starting to sag.
Errr ummm play tag?

Drink, drunk, drank, drunk
Enjoy your drunk funk.
Leave me a quickie and get a quickie.
Anyone want to give her a clickie?

And there you are, a whole new herd at my bar. Don't you just want one or two to come see you at your zoo and make you special on cue? No? Do not pass go? I guess so. but could line them up in a row. You could have your very own nut job lass all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

60 comments:

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    1. Without a break #5
      Way to survive!

      Hank

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    2. Hank's counting again.
      When will he stop?
      You never know when.

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    3. Can't be stopped
      Only like 3 days he's flopped

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    4. That's when he shopped
      Until he dropped
      Then came back to press that key
      So much faster than, you know, me.

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  2. Funny ways to find a date
    When it's not left up to fate
    A different Header do I spy
    Cat on a raft, fee, fum fi

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  3. Special places have special meaning
    But dating sites are its own undoing
    What a riff raff lot
    That's all they got
    Prospects open to lots of risk-takings!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah risk taking is a big one
      As most just want to make you run

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  4. I heard that in some years 75% of people will meet their mates on the internet. Actually seems to me to be a better way to meet than going to bars one didn't want to go to, etc. Either way people live in hope....

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    1. True, at least you don't have to go anywhere
      And find yourself in some scary lair

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    2. It works well if you have little to no social skills. Except you have to deal with a lot of crazy people until you find someone with a brain.

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    3. True, have to wade through a ton
      Before you are done

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  5. Frog? No thanks.
    And like the new header with the barge, Pat.

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    1. haha no frogs for you
      Glad you like the new view

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  6. Wait, don't you luv luv luv cats too??
    At least I bet Orlin thinks you do :)
    And all out of frogs? That's just tragic
    Perhaps they can reappear by way of magic

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    1. Not going crazy like that cat one
      She just makes me want to turn and run

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  7. greasey hands can make for fun
    especially when you are buttering the buns...
    err, sag-age is not the best,
    quickies though---uh huh, no need for rest.

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    1. haha in and out
      The can go out and about

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  8. Hmmmmm, speed dating with greasy hands!

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    1. Yeah nasty as can be
      Run to another sea

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  9. Don't think we want frogs or hogs. Cats will do us just fine. Have a great day.

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    1. cats work all around
      Maybe even a hound

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  10. Twister alone is boring?
    Oh, my laughter is soaring!

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    1. haha that can go many a way
      If a gutter were to play

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  11. Some of those could be suggestive and some just scream run the other way

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    1. Yep, run far away
      With things they say

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  12. I hope the 'Greasy hands make me happy' intro was on a mechanic's website, hahahahaaa

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    1. haha sadly nope
      They need some soap

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  13. No frogs, no hogs, but luv, luv, luv cats:) grin.
    Have a good weekend, Pat.

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    1. haha luv luv luv you say
      One too many luvs at my bay

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  14. One day you''ll find
    a lass so divine
    in whose eyes
    you'll find
    your future to be
    and you won't
    run away at
    break neck speeds.

    The Spawn has met her right man and I'm to have a Son In Law it seems. He's her first boyfriend and he is the one. She's very fortunate. The Hubby and I just love him as he's intelligent, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, has a job and he treats her with respect. He's a Native American of the Shawnee tribe and wasn't raised like the brain damaged chimps in this area.

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    1. That is grand for her indeed
      No brain damaged chimps taking seed
      And one and done
      Way to be under your sun

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  15. i know quite some people that met on dating platforms and are happily married now... ha... you never know

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    1. True, there is a chance
      Just not at first glance

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  16. Makes me glad I am married
    and don't have to play that scene
    really, bribe someone for a date
    that seems a bit mean!

    Love the header too
    very cleverly done
    You continue to amaze me with your talent
    all the stuff you do to make it fun

    betty

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    1. haha depends on the bribe I suppose
      But most would cause woes
      Fun to do at my sea
      Leaving lots of fun hanging from the tree

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  17. Social media sucks my life away
    Nothing helps… even when I pray
    Or say nay or HEY!
    Beep! Beep! Here they come to play
    Giving me that special vipe
    Making me want to type
    Beep! Beep! What… again?
    I might as well eat a pen
    Time says tick also tock
    We're our own clock
    So give me that drink
    I get grumpy when I think.

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    1. Well eating ink
      Instead of taking a drink
      Could make anyone grumpy
      And maybe a bit lumpy
      Any fat in ink?
      Could be a link

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    2. I tried a drink, it didn't work
      Still felt like a total um clerk
      So I said let's eat a pen
      Those beeps all damage my zen
      Maybe because I'm fresh out of frogs and stuff
      When you've tried one, you'll never have enough.

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    3. I'll take your word for that
      Although pens and everything else does like to be chewed on by the cat

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    4. See, you're almost a blue bat
      Now all you need is blue milk at your mat.

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    1. Special as special can be
      At her oh so special sea

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  19. They sounds funny, a complete comedy.

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    1. haha that they do
      Through and through

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  20. Stop the mom
    watching social media
    she hums:
    luv,luv,luv
    the cat, poking
    around for some fun
    with special people
    in special places
    where Twister
    is boring alone -
    get transistor!
    Make hands full of grease
    like the frogs leap up stairs
    to gain some drunk wish
    just do it
    at quickie
    while nobody stares!

    Click!Click!
    Cluck!Cluck!
    And feed has
    Good luck!!!
    :)

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    1. haha a transistor may do the trick
      Although could get quite the shock when you give it a flick

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  21. This made me laugh and its late at night here ~

    I was clicking away at the spring blooms today ~ Happy long weekend, smiles ~

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    1. Nice long weekend indeed
      Even late at night fun takes seed

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  22. Social Media intrigues, that's for sure.
    But from online dates, I demure.
    The brute or drunk best let me be.
    I want no e-disharmony at my sea.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha the way to be
      As they can bring that to thee

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  23. Who doesn't love someone who luv luv luv's cats? They can pet you, and squeeze you, and call you George...

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    1. Yeah, no thank you
      I'll give them fleas at my zoo

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