Friday, May 9, 2014

Flappy Is Back! Rather Step On A Tack!

So Pat was out and about, it was not the cat this time without a doubt. I would run in fear if such a voice perked up my ear. Heck, I'd run at first sight. Her make up drenched face is such a fright. Plus that smell, not sure how some think it is swell. Anyway, on with it at my bay. He was at a store and there she was coming in the door.

"I have not seen you in ages. Are you still working at the same place, are you still, are you still...."

Ever get someone who asked a question but it seems like a suggestion? Then they expect you to answer while they ask more and more, making you want to hit them in the face with the door?

"What have you been doing? Are you still at that place? I know you must be. How is your life? What..."

Ear plugs were in the store somewhere. They could have helped to stop her blare. I think Pat would need three for each ear the way she gave a cheer.

"I may come back. it is a great place. Why didn't you call? We could have came back? Why has it been so long? Why....'

I know what you are saying, Pat already went through paying, so why not leave already as her questions come steady? It was hard when she blocked the whole damn door and at that time there were no others around as she continued to roar. You'd think someone else would come along wanting her out of the way as she sung her song all damn day.

"Oh that is such a good price on apples. I must get a few bags of them. Do you like apples? Do you know they are good for you? I could eat apples all day."

I'd like to shove one in your yap and push you out of the way. It was thought but Pat reframed from such a plot. After all, why waste a perfectly good apple on a Flappy call?

"I think I need a cart.  Why didn't I get a cart? Do you use a cart? They can be so helpful. I think I'll get a cart."

Damn! What an old annoying fart. Someone needs to stick her in a cart. Then push her out in traffic to play. That would get her out of the way.

"Well I must go get my cart. I hope you use a cart for heavy things. I always use a cart for heavy things. I may be back soon. Expect a call at work. Now I must go get a cart."

Yes, she finally got the hell out of the way. And guess what? She got a cart from the cart bay. Wow! Isn't that something now? You would think she was too insane to drive the thing in the short bus lane. Pat walked really fast out of there and away from that Flappy lass. I am just so glad it was not my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

65 comments:

  1. Do you use a cart? That is such an intelligent question! Did she asked if you liked bread? That's another winner.
    Lucky you escaped.

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    1. Yeah, she has such wise thoughts
      And she repeats them lots

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  2. Number 3 today for me
    as I visit your sea
    Do you us a cart?
    no, with a sparkly fart
    then away she might flee
    then you could walk away free

    oh wait...

    that is something the cat would do
    to get rid of her at his zoo...

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    1. haha I'd need you
      To let a sparkly fart come due
      That would scare her away
      Or she might just like the sparkly display

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  3. How many times have you ran into flappy?
    Is she always so talking-your-ears-off happy?
    Maybe next time you should wear a disguise
    So she will not spot you with her spying eyes

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    1. First time in a good long while
      As she flaps a minute a mile

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  4. Flappy flapping away to no end
    But are they really out to offend
    She wants a cart
    That's a good start
    They gave the cart, away she went

    Hank

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    1. Yeah get rid of her
      As she makes the eyes blur
      Take her cart and run
      Before she yaps a ton

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  5. Annoyance when you leave your home
    Hardly makes one want to roam
    You feel like a prisoner from one who pries
    Get the heck out by telling lies

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    1. Lie and lie some more
      I can do that at my shore

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  6. I think to stay out of Flappy's way while she drove a cart would be very smart.

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    1. Yeah that would be smart
      She'd probably have the cart fall apart

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  7. Okay, so the constant question suggestion thing is annoying, but I have another who needs to meet face to door...the people who ask for advice and then harass you until you tell them what they want to hear. I know it's so they can blame you when it all falls apart.

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    1. Oh they are annoying too
      Thankfully I can give them a big screw you

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  8. haha you should run the other way
    when flappy starts smacking lip at your bay
    maybe ram a cart between the teeth might make her
    stop for a week.

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    1. haha and get me thrown in jail
      But at least she'll no longer be able to wail

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  9. Makes you want to look all around
    and quickly run and hide
    if you should see her approaching again
    she's someone I wouldn't want to take for a ride!

    betty

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    1. Yeah never ever go near
      Run far away in fear

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  10. She sounds like she needs to be locked away

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    1. In the loonie bin
      Would not be a sin

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  11. Running into nosy flappy ladies is a pain. Makes you want to go insane. Why is it that it's always at a store? Makes shopping on Amazon look good more and more.

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    1. That it does indeed
      Why most of it is done online at my feed

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  12. haha...she's going to be disappointed when she calls
    and finds out you aren't there at all!

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    1. lol yep, no more rentals at that place
      So she'll have to find another space

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  13. The return of Flappy? Oh, nnnooooo!

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    1. Hopefully never again
      Here at my den

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  14. Your idea of putting her in a cart and wheeling her out in traffic is such a good one. Had me laughing out loud. Have a great day.

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    1. That it needs to be done
      Would be fun, then run

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  15. Nibby happens quite often!

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    1. That often you say
      From bay to bay

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  16. Wow. Some people, right? Kind of makes me laugh that you immortalized her in rudeness. Be ware peeps, when you mess with a writer or poet.

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    1. haha yeah beware indeed
      Or you'll show up on my feed

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  17. I don't mind unless I'm in a hurry...then I mind. ;)

    Hope she forgets she's going to call you at work, haha. You probably made her day though. :)

    And 100 acres? That's an awesome childhood. Lucky!!

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    1. This one is so far passed a nut though
      And yep was fun at my show

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    2. Overly nutty is never fun. #BeenThereToo

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    3. haha then you know
      Just want to run when they show

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    1. Not a pretty one
      With her yap on a flapping run

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  19. Back in the day...I was that person who always engaged someone in line. I used to blame it on my mother, who could unwind the person's entire life in 20 minutes. Now, I work on being kind and smiling sincerely.

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    1. So you weren't kind before
      As you yapped at the store? lol

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  20. Sometimes people don't realize you have other things to do!

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    1. Yeah all about them indeed
      As they yap at high speed

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  21. We get some fun ones sometimes on the train
    They totally drive me batty and insane
    How I wish I could take my sock
    And stuff it in an appetizing mouth lock

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    1. lol kill them with stink
      Then give a sly wink

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  22. LOL some people just have no clue.

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    1. That is the truth
      Lock them in the loony bin booth

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  23. Haven't you written about this lass
    couple times?
    Haven't you sent her in very far trans
    many times?
    Oh, you should of, could of, I know
    you would of
    if you had a chance...

    Just trying imagine the Fluppy lass...

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    1. haha yeah she's been here a time or two
      Never ran into her much since she let the work zoo

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  24. Too much of flappy would make
    even a dog super yappy!

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    1. At least the dog could bite
      And make her take flight

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  25. apples all day

    too many to say

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    1. That there are
      Stuff her in the trunk of a car

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  26. She sounds like she is someone to hit with the cart, over the head if you can lift it.

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    1. Let it fall on her head
      Sounds good when said

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  27. I am so oblivious to my surroundings when I am out and about. That's why I like having my husband with me. He is always scanning for people we don't want to talk to. Just on Sunday he was like "Don't look to your right!" Stupid me does it anyway, which gets me pulled forward faster by him. "I said DON'T look to your right!!!! Your annoying cousin is over there!" Thankfully we got out unnoticed. Sorry you had to deal with that crazy lady! Those situations are never fun to deal with!

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    1. haha sounds like he has your back
      Getting you out of there without a flap attack

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  28. Oh Pat you are far too polite
    Never do anything to start a fight
    You may become deaf from all the yapping
    But only your foot is what will be tapping.

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    1. haha yeah need to be like the cat
      And just tell her to scat

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  29. I have a hard time getting rid of some people too. They must be bored so they want to talk and talk and talk...

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    1. That they must be
      Or just like to annoy me

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