Sunday, May 4, 2014

Get Through The Fog And Name Your Blog!

So out and about there may be some that pout and shout. They cannot think of a name for their blog. So the cat is here to help them get through the fog. My suggestions are just the best. Just watch as I put them to the test.

Bombingzombie is great.
You can drool and fart at any rate.
Doggishdogs could go over well.
But if rated R you may get some hell.

Vintagemurder sounds like a plan.
You could be a Freddy or Jason fan.
Billionbills will give you thrills.
That many would make me head for the hills.

Dependsdeputy is on the case.
Shove a diaper in every visitors face.
Childrenmower would be fun to see.
I wonder if they eat the grass for thee?

Dicktalent may be up your alley.
But I may avoid your valley.
Spotterlover could be good,
If you have chickenpox in your hood.

Projectxoxo could be given a go.
Who cares if only two letters you know.
Shiniershit may give all a fit.
But it could prove you smell less a bit.

Catnipguru would have me there.
I'd have to raid your lair.
Worshipwork would mean you are a nut.
But power to you at your hut.

Wickedwannabe sounds grand.
You could rip off all across the land.
NinjaNinny is at your service too.
Hmm think that'd work for the ninja wannabe's zoo?

Doorsporks is a clever one.
Could spork to death a ton.
WormWorship might bring them in.
The worm crazies would be all over your bin.

Whoopdihoopoo could be on display.
Whoopdi friggin doo I say.
Feetfeeding sounds kind of yum.
Start a feet feeding hum.

Riskywanker you might want to avoid.
You could scare away the truly paranoid.
SparklingSex could also be yours.
Watch the weirdos fill your shores.

So there you are near and far. The cat looked at a name generator at his sand bar and that is what came to be. Aren't you so glad you could be helped out by me? So get your SpottedLover site ready and throw in some DoorSporks to keep things steady. But on most of them I will take a pass because they are just scary to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

57 comments:

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    1. Without a break # 50
      Half a century!
      Yippee!

      Hank

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    2. Thanks Rosie
      Eventually!

      Hank

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    3. Yippeee for you
      half a century coming due

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  2. Ah... talking about farting again... Hey, I'm No.#3. Not bad at your sea.

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    1. That came out
      As the random thinking gave a shout

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  3. Hey Mr Cat/I love my blog's name and that's that! :-)/It took me a while to get the Cuban swing into London town/but once it started it brought the city down.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah you have the swing
      With your blog ring

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  4. Loved the verse, (am back from my rest) haven'y forgotten you.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Hope you had a nice rest
      And are filled with zest

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  5. No ninnies needed at my zoo. Clones are enough.
    I think I have the most unoriginal blog name ever.

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    1. haha just a name
      Well unoriginal you can claim

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  6. ha. with a blog named dick talent you will surely get comments from viagra and lol...mine bears the name of a coffee shop i wanted to open once...

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    1. lol yeah you'd get many of those
      To help grow a umm hose

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  7. Riskywanker would brig more than a banker

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    1. That it would
      As many may end up misunderstood

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  8. Those blog names are way too outlandish but I do agree with you on naming the blogs will get you bedlam if its too crazy ~ They are challenging to do as the names you like have already been taken ~

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    1. Yeah many are gone which is a pain
      But that just means you have to rack your brain

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  9. Whoopdifriggendoo is a fun name for a blog, I think. :)

    When people keep changing their blog name I get lost. It's hard to find them and I forget the new name because I'm so used to the other one.

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    1. Yeah it can sure be a pain in the arse when they do that
      Need to leave it alone at their mat

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  10. Creative names you do bring up
    They go with saucer and a cup
    If you care to add some charm
    Extend the pinky, will do no harm

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    1. Until a dog sees it
      And the pinky is bit

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  11. It is definitely something difficult
    Getting a name that really sparkles
    To get some help
    With some depth
    Get creators that have queer jingles

    Hank

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    1. A jingle here
      I jingle there
      A jingle one can fear
      But what do I care

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  12. Some people would have better luck trying to name that tune!

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    1. haha that they would
      Be fun to do at one's hood

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  13. Haha, SpotterLover
    sounds like a winner!

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    1. A winner
      That may lead to an awkward dinner

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  14. Of course,we like catnipguru. But they really are all good names Well done thinking up all those names. Have a great day.

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    1. Even the dirty ones are good?
      My what do you do in your hood lol

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  15. is a NinjaNinny a ninja that was seen?

    I bet his ninjasuit isn't very clean

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    1. Crapped his pants
      Or it could be a load of ants

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  16. Names of blogs I find fascinating
    and will check some out if they are truly unique
    but some of these names would have be running
    most of them are just a bit too freak!

    betty

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    1. haha too freaky for you
      Yeah some would be scary to view

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  17. There are some different blog names out there. Makes you wonder why or how they came up with some of those names

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    1. Yeah some are pulled out of thin air
      While others could have been written on underwear

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  18. Now you've gone and made me thing my blog name is simple and plain,
    Maybe I should try to come up with something a little less sane.

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    1. Crazy works a ton
      Or it could make people run

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  19. SpittySpeaks is my blog's name
    It hasn't brought me very much fame
    Still, I doubt the name's to blame
    It's more the dull & boring dame
    Whose writing skills are pretty lame

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    1. haha always blame the human for lacking
      Need to send her packing

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  20. Some of those may send readers heading for the hills

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    1. That they might
      And the ones who come may be a fright

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  21. Rhyming you have talent at. Naming blogs- eh... you fail. Those are some very scary names that would attract the wrong kind of crowd.

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    1. haha damn, need to try better next time
      With my chime

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  22. Bombingzombie is great
    if you head to parade.

    Billionbills will give you thrills
    it's all search engines motif.

    Any name for blog -good
    if creative ideas - in hood.

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    1. Yeah the creative needs to be at play
      Or else dead in the water no matter what they title tends to say

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  23. Nope, I didn't like any of those!
    Hard to please today, I suppose.
    lol....

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    1. haha geez, that eyeball screwed you up
      Or maybe you got peed on by a pup

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  24. It can be tough naming a new blog though with so many of the good names taken. I guess that rhymetime98798798798798479847984798 is still available for a noob though.

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    1. Yeah that one is there
      Maybe not for long at one lair

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  25. Feet feeding sounds kinda fun indeed, but wouldn't wanna try it, oh no not for me!

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    1. Not gonna give it a try
      Beats getting poked in the eye lol

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