Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Hit The Deck As We Go High Tech!

So much to look forward to at your zoo, or so they say a time or two. This or that will come to pass. They tend to sound like a singing bass. The same old tune as they try to swoon.

Suits that makes you super.
They turn you into a trooper.
You could hop buildings too.
Yep, they are supposed to come due.

Going invisible at your sea.
That is next to come to thee.
A cloak or three,
You could wear with glee.

A pill for a meal.
No big deal.
No muss, no fuss.
No dishes to cuss.

Dream sharing by machine.
That would be a scene.
Hooked up to EMF stuff,
Fry your brain with a puff.

Soon you can de-age,
Or stop the age wage.
Or slow it down a bit.
Who comes up with this umm spit?

A robot maid?
The Jetsons by trade.
Then they turn on you.
Terminated at your zoo.

A flying car?
You won't get far.
Crash into a building or wall.
Better off with a flying bathroom stall.

A clone pet?
Such a safe bet.
Clone your cat or dog,
Double the brown log.

Teleportation you ask?
They still seem up in the air on that task.
Sorry ninja wannabe.
Stuck driving at your sea.

And the best of all,
They will cure every disease at their hall.
Pfffffffffft they have cured so much being clever.
Wait! They have cured a disease ummm never.

So there you are, now you know what is coming near and far. Want to make a bet with this rhyming pet? I bet you in ten years time they will be saying the same old crap in their prime. Unless you see it on a TV show no cure or flying car will ever grow. Just one big joke in mass. But they are not fooling my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

90 comments:

  1. But I hate traffic! Just want to zap over to my destination and be done with it.

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    1. sometimes on the morning commute I do wish I could
      fly over a few cars and be on my way..haha

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    2. Be so much easier to zap
      Instead of getting stuck in a speed trap

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  2. Dream sharing and the de-age machine
    Used together can make one real mean
    Forever young
    Lots of wants
    Can be fulfilled with ease it would seem

    Hank

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    1. Yeah more and more wants
      As young age taunts

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  3. The future is full of many things
    time will tell as to what it will bring
    Flying cars could be dangerous at your sea
    if they crash above they may land on thee
    Dream sharing machine no thank you
    I'll stroll my mind with the natural view
    All cured haha I'll believe that when I see it
    there is no money to be made if you are fit..

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    1. Yep, cure never gonna happen for much at all
      Money rules at their crummy hall
      And yeah flying cars would be dumb
      They'd create chaos and then some

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  4. A pill for a meal?
    Surely they can't be real
    Dream-sharing sounds cool as hell though
    Wish they could be recorded and played back for show

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    1. Yep, say it is so
      Just swallow and away you go

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  5. I think it would be creepy to have people running around w/invisibility cloaks on. You'd always feel like there was someone in the room whether there was or wasn't.

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    1. haha yeah it would be creepy indeed
      Especially when the criminals use them at their feed

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  6. dream sharing by machine...could get a bit sketchy
    especially when the facts get stretchy and i end up
    in a predicament...i do like keiths idea to turn them
    into a movie...

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    1. yeah not sure I'd want to share
      Where my mind goes sometimes at my lair

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    2. haha - I agree I'm not sure I'd want to share a few
      of mine either...

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    3. haha too umm crazy or pleasant at your sea
      Or maybe both from thee

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  7. Midia is a big joke! Movies is a joke sometimes, and we imagine things like it happens on movies!
    Hey... I loved your cat! I have six cats at home!

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  8. They have the ideas but never seem to pull them off

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    1. That they do
      But can't see them through

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  9. Posibilities lie in every direction
    If you take to heart one suggestion
    I like the pill one, I can't cook
    I could pop a pill and read a book
    Entertaining would be easy, just pass a plate
    With a few pills and see how they rate

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    1. Yeah and no mess too
      Very easy to do
      But if a robot could cook
      Easy peasy at your nook

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  10. I want a flying car!
    But better by far,
    Is to have one with a cement slab
    To crush a rude speeder or noisy cab.

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    1. That would be mean
      But would make quite a scene

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  11. Hmm. A cloak to make you invisible and a cloned pet. Interesting. that could make quite the sci-fi adventure. :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Could go far
      With such things in a story at ones bar

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  12. There won't be any cures for diseases because big pharmaceuticals won't allow it so they can keep making the big bucks on research.

    We kinda already have flying cars...you sit in them and we call them a paramotor. lol it's a hang glider with a big fan on the back of it. :P

    I don't want a robot maid, I won't even buy a Zoomba. I just know those things are gonna sprout arms and legs and kill me in my sleep.

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    1. haha well I suppose they could go all terminator on you
      And yep, no cures will ever come due

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  13. A robot maid should be close to the top of the list. And I bet a pill for a meal will be here soon. A cloned pet would be fun too. But how do you pick the one to clone?? Interesting thoughts.

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    1. Yeah a cloned one probably wouldn't be the same
      Just a look a like that is tame

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  14. I wish I could live another 100 years just to see what happens! A pill for a meal? One of the stories I remember from my grade 5 reader was about a family that had a Thanksgiving dinner pill. You just had to add a drop of water to the pill, and voilĂ ! A complete Thanksgiving dinner with everything including a big turkey. Unfortunately the young boy in the family ate the whole pill and exploded. Such an unusual story in 1959! No, I'd rather eat real food! I would love teleportation though!!!!! Have an old-fashioned day at your bay!

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    1. Invent time travel and there you go
      The exploding boy is one I didn't know

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  15. I'm with you. Some things will change, but most stay the same because every generation is filled with the same sort of humans.

    We were supposed to have those robot maids and flying cars by 2000...they're a little late!

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    1. Yep, come and go
      Same sort at every show
      Kind of late
      Indeed at their gate

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  16. Sarcastic and cynical
    That's you being common sensical.
    haha.

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    1. lol and I do it well
      With the tales I tell

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    2. yes, you do
      it is true
      even editing now you do
      over at my zoo.
      ha.

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    3. haha beat the grammar nazi to it too
      Score one for my zoo

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  17. We are against a pill for a meal. We like eating too much! But the mom wouldn't mind a robot maid.

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    1. haha yeah a pill would suck
      Couldn't chow down on a duck

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  18. It'll be interesting to see how things are twenty years from now. (I hope it doesn't have flying cars!)

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    1. Yeah no flying cars would be good
      With people as dumb as wood

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  19. Flying cars and southern drivers...yikes!

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    1. Head for the underground
      When they are around

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  20. I am not looking forward to flying cars and hope I don't live to see that one. :D

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    1. Yep, me too
      As too many have a loose screw

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  21. orlin N cassie

    trout towne wented hi tech a few bak...we asked de Klingonz ta install a cloaking dee vize over de hole a trout towne sew we ree mane

    BURD FREE...

    werks grate....

    sure we dinna understand a werd they said...tho trooth told....we due knot think kruge understood uz either !

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    1. Well as long as it got done
      Who cares if the language was understood by no one haha

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  22. I'd love the skill 'on the go'
    entertain for the show!

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  23. No bets here. Though I would love teleportation.

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    1. Yeah that would be grand
      Could visit every land

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  24. Would love to teleport
    To another’s fort
    But a pill for dinner?
    Not a winner.

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    1. Not a chance
      Won't even give it a glance

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  25. I can't imagine the same nuts who are currently driving on the ground having the right and ability to drive a flying car. Would you need a driver's license or a pilot's license?

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    1. Yep, that is why i hope it never ever comes to pass
      Either license could be gotten by a dumb ass

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  26. My kids each had a virtual pet
    Back before the internet
    Cleaning up after them you see
    Was as easy as easy could be
    Feeding was easy too;
    Push a button, then you're through

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    1. That is a cheat
      All they do is repeat

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  27. I won't take your bet but if we can only have them reach one,
    Can they do the anti aging so my old body can again have fun.

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    1. haha well they are working on it I hear
      Not sure if it will ever come near

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  28. We will still be the same place we are now, if not worse

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  29. So we can de-age now? Has the fountain of youth finally been discovered?

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    1. They are working on something to do that
      Right now it only worked on bugs at their mat

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  30. I can't see a pill for food
    what fun in that?
    and what would that do to restaurants
    they would be out of business flat

    betty

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    1. True, that would screw them over
      And bet it wouldn't be loved by rover

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  31. I like teleportation & a world without disease ~ Well that is still a long way from here ~ Enjoy rain, enjoy spring ~

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    1. Yep long ways away
      If ever at our bay

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  32. I don't think we'll ever have flying cars, people can't even drive the on-ground ones.

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    1. Yeah don't think so at all
      Here at myhall

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  33. Hehe - de-age, yes! I could use a little young mouse blood about now.

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    1. Not sure it would count
      As the mouse blood is a small amount

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  34. You know, *I* would like to be invisible--The Human dropped the damn CAMERA right on me from about two feet overhead tonight. It sent me scurrying UTB and I may never come out!

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    1. haha geez that was really rude
      You should give her lots of attitude

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  35. P.S Thanks for all the good wishes while I've--or at least my butt--have been under the weather ;-)

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    1. No problem at all
      Hopefully down below stays better at your hall

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  36. Dream sharing could be dangerous. I know too many girls that get mad at their man because of a dream they had. Imagine how pissed they would be if they were able to invade their man's dreams! Think the divorce rate is high now? I see it doubling if that were to pass!

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    1. haha yeah that would sure spike it
      Way more than a bit

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  37. No robot limbs that let me jump 3 meters in the air or punch through walls? No built in sunglasses into my face?

    I never asked for this.

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    1. Well you never know
      As the exoskeleton suit may show

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  38. No flying car within the next 10 years you say?
    Now I'm really sad here at my bay :(
    ;)

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    1. haha yeah more likely never ever
      With such and endeavor

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  39. Ha, things like teleportation may come to pass.
    It is amazing how many things I didn't believe
    possible when I was a kid that are now everyday!!
    (like Skype, for example.....science fiction when I was a kid.)

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    1. haha yeah things sure change
      Teleporatation would be the best thing ever as long as cells didn't rearrange

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