Sunday, May 18, 2014

Lazy Is The Key When Dealing With A Human Spree!

Wow humans sure like to invent so their poor out of shape bodies will not get bent. You do not believe the cat? I guess I will have to prove it, stat!

A nifty garbage can,
Helping every man.
With a wave of your hand,
It opens, isn't that grand?

Talk to the TV.
Get super duper lazy.
Can't even use a remote.
Lazy sure gets a vote.

Why bother with a shoe lace?
Just puts a frown on your face.
Get some self lacing ones,
To go on those long runs.

Need to rest your head?
Get Selfy the EasyBed,
It makes the bed for you.
You may want to by two.

With dust you can be chipper,
Just put on a dust mop slipper.
Two in one,
As away you run.

Like your ice cream?
Want to lick it by the stream?
Get the motorized ice cream cone.
I hear they take orders over the phone.

Don't be a thug,
Get the self stirring mug.
Why waste ten seconds of your day?
It can twirl and play.

A motorized spin the bottle,
Brings kissing full throttle.
No need to spin.
At least everyone can win.

Need to turn on a light,
Could be useful at night.
Just give a clap.
That switch is such a trap.

And best of all,
At your hall,
You can avoid a beer looter,
With your very own cooler scooter.

Wow, you humans can't walk? Can't say that is too much of a shock. You can't even lift a garbage lid up, or oh no, stepping on the foot thing for it causes a hiccup. That is just sooooo much work. A hand wave is such a perk. At least the battery companies are a happy mass. So glad I am not a lazy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

65 comments:

  1. To bring the cow to the water
    It has to come to that bother
    One gets lazy
    When a bit hazy
    To each his own does it matter?

    Hank

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    1. Not really I guess
      Unless I have to clean up their mess

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  2. I am very, very guilty of laziness. To the extent of avoiding work until it is absolutely necessary.

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    1. I get it done
      Then be lazy under my sun

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  3. I like the idea of a dust mop slipper
    as long as it wan't a Swiffer!

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    1. No swiffer for you?
      They can be expensive at ones zoo

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  4. Motorized ice cream cone? All right, I have to Google that one...

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    1. haha sadly there is such a thing
      At some far off wing

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  5. Make things easy dont lift a finger
    On simple jobs we never linger
    "Ladies Rooms" are so sublime
    You don't have to flush, it's fine
    It's on auto, like the sink
    Clean fresh water in a wink

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    1. Manzi,

      Actually, those bathroom tricks are fine
      less contact with germs is what I say
      now, if they could just shorten the line
      that would make for a better day...haha

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    2. haha yeah i agree
      No germs touching me
      But then I avoid those like the plague too
      Unless there is no way I can get back to my own loo

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    3. Women standing in a line
      With crossed-legs I do opine
      Public toilets are germy I agree
      Would be better to "go" beside a tree

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    4. Yep, much better to be there
      Unless a dog comes by and you aren't aware

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  6. Dust mop slippers could be the way to go
    you're not really lazy as you walk to and fro
    giving those floors a real shiny glow..haha

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    1. haha would they shine just dusting though?
      Wouldn't some mopping have to flow

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    2. PS I saw the new header...very nice indeed

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    3. Off to el dorado the cat will go
      With his rhyming flow

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  7. I will help out and take all of the unwanted ice cream!

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  8. all the labors of inventors had made one thing

    making people lazy from summer to spring.

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  9. Some are helpful but others are just extreme laziness

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  10. Love the self stirring mug
    to drink coffee and listen a song!

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    1. haha easy as can be
      No stress on thee

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  11. Would love that self making bed! That would come in handy! ♥

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  12. 'Tis true what you say
    humans sit on the couch
    the live long day
    doing nothing but stare
    at a box.

    Lazy, fat sheep go easily to the slaughter Cat. It's a conspiracy perpetrated by the governments of the world.

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    1. They sure get wider by the day
      As they watch the crappy reality display

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  13. ha. humans are lazy creatures
    and have some rather obese features
    because our ass is growing roots
    out of which out boddies shoot
    soon enough we'll gain gravity
    and will only add to pour depravity

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    1. That gravity can suck
      As it hits like a truck

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  14. Reminds me of the movie, Wall- E. Humans didn't walk and they were so obese!

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    1. Yep, sat around and did nothing at all
      There at their hall

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  15. No wonder we humans are so big
    We refuse to lift a twig
    Those lazy folks. I'm not that way.
    I must get Selfy before I get...
    I mean, I must get Selfy before I lay.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha well you don't want to trade
      And go for the ummm blade

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  16. I keep telling my hubby we really are going to end up like the people in that movie Wall-E. Just floating around in our hover chairs doing nothing.

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    1. The way we are going
      It will soon no longer be a far fetched showing

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  17. In the future when we teleport and communicate by thought, these little inconveniences will be missed, I'm sure.

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    1. Teleport I'd take any day
      No more traffic in the way

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  18. And we wonder why there is an obesity problem
    if we never get up off our a**
    and instead invent something to do the work for us
    that's a good way to get fat fast!

    betty

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    1. That is all it takes
      To create our own earthquakes
      Sit on our rump
      And watch it get plump

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  19. Oh, cat, you're so damned right/we, humans, can't just take flight/or chase a mouse/around the house/or sing to the moon/never mind if it's night or noon/we humans are just lazy/and our future looks quite hazy. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yep, hazy and fog filled
      Many won't be thrilled

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  20. We do find ways of doing less and sitting around more

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    1. As long as not all
      Okay at your hall

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  22. The products that people make to make life easier are just funny.

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    1. Funny they are
      And out goes the money at many a bar

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  23. Damn I've never own any of those. Though I'd buy one that paints your toes.

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    1. haha not sure there is one like that
      Could invent it at your mat

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  24. Damn I've never own any of those. Though I'd buy one that paints your toes.

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    1. Wow,you really want one
      Under your sun

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  25. This is relevant for me Pat as older boy and I were watching 20 dumbest inventions the other night. One of the worst was an installable back scratcher. We humans have certainly become lazy.

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    1. haha wow that is bad
      Lazy way more than a tad

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  26. I do love products that help me be more lazy. Why do the work when someone will invent something that will do it for me? I really want a Roomba. I hate sweeping my floors. That's my dream lazy wish list item.

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    1. haha well as long as you have something else to do
      That isn't so lazy at your zoo

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  27. Just the thought of the dust mop slipper makes me want to sneeze. A garbage can that opens w/the wave of a hand could be cool though. :)

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    1. Take batteries though
      So costs at your show

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  28. A motorized ice cream cone?
    So I would never be alone
    Talk to telly
    Like a Brit called Nelly
    Reboot explode!
    Would that be great... explosion mode?
    When the missus gives me a slap
    The lights go on so I have to clap
    It's like a slap stick flick
    With a twist, not a brick

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