Saturday, May 3, 2014

P This And D That From The Cat!

Ever notice how now a days people can't enjoy the sunny rays? That is they can't just do it and it's done. No! They have to have lots of P or D or just plain alphabet soup fun.

Get ready at your sea,
Time to dance with glee.
Bounce up and down,
As you trot across town.

Design, Dig Deep, Do!
This is what I'm telling you.
Just follow the D.
You will be happy at your sea.

Prepare, Peep, Pack, Porn!
The creeper P is born.
See, the cat helps all.
No wonder the nuts find my hall.

Bribe, Bite, Bicker, Bleep!
Nope, bleep does not mean sheep.
I just bleepin helped you out.
So don't you bleepin shout.

Fight, Figure, Force, Fix!
How about them Knicks?
Yeah they suck.
I guess for F they are outta luck.

Run, Ridicule, Ride, Root!
That would be a hoot.
Do all at once I say.
You will have a great day.

Never, Nifty, Next, Never!
N is not very clever.
Used never twice.
I guess it has lice.

Mumbo, March, Mope, Mix!
Oh the dancing tricks.
Or maybe just a bad case of gas.
Dancing to an off tune singing bass?

Lick, Like, Look, Love!
A hippy dippy shove.
L can also be rather sick,
Especially if a stranger gave you a lick.

Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme.
Then you can have a fun time.
No more stupid run on a letter saying,
To get you motivated and playing.

Whatever happened to just do it and it's done? Is saying the same letter things more fun? Or just a way for some so called guru to make a buck? I could go all bleepin and say umm duck. But instead I will go roll in the bleepin grass with my ever so bleepin little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

62 comments:

  1. Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme.
    That's certainly one so sublime
    Play it slick
    Give it a kick
    And assign oneself with lots of time

    Hank

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    1. Time can come due
      When wanted at ones zoo
      So rhyme away
      Kick things to the bay

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  2. i dunno, a lick can be a kick...these were fun, playing the letter each is begun with and a few suggestive hits in there as well...you should open a kiosk in the mall, to spin your rhymes for the good of all...

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    1. haha that would cost money though
      At least I'd stand out from the typical row

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  3. I am rhyming with spring, spring, spring at last ~

    Fancy word play, as long as its fun ~ Happy weekend ~

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  4. Love the play with the letters here
    Brought me Saturday morning cheer
    And yes you always gotta enjoy the sunny rays
    Life is made for living, each and every day
    Have a good weekend, my rhyming friend
    I hope you rhyme until the very end

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    1. That I will do
      Here at my zoo
      And have to enjoy the sun
      And have a little fun

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  5. What's rhymes with rhyme?

    Besides a lime?

    or maybe a mime in his prime

    who had no time for slime

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    1. Grime, Sublime, Thyme, chime, climb and even I'm
      All rhyme with rhyme

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  6. This was fun to read, dancing with glee
    a sunny warm day makes one feel free
    as long as it not over a hundred degrees
    for then I'd have to sit under a shade tree
    sipping from a tall glass of lemon ice tea
    dreaming away about an aqua marine sea
    drifting away captain to the Island of Capri
    that might be a fun adventure for thee...

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    1. haha yeah 100 degrees does suck
      Then you are outta luck
      Move and you feel stuck
      With sweat in places that make you go duck
      But when below that gives a cluck
      As long as it isn't cold for a hockey puck
      Fine to go hop in back a truck
      And test your Capri luck

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  7. You've censored your own post. hahaha That's bleepin' bloody blissful of ya' bloke. :)

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    1. haha I bloody well had to
      The bleepin bleeps just kept bleepin coming bleepin due

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  8. Fight n' bite sounds like lots of fun to us!

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    1. Yeah sounds quite grand
      Maybe not for those attacked in our land

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  9. They do seem to follow the same letter first rule when making up so called inspiring quotes

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    1. That they do
      At each and every zoo

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  10. Rhyme Rhyme Rhyme Rhyme may have be bleeping for a time

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  11. I'm in favor of the design, dig deep, do.

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    1. Then get things done
      That way under your sun

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  12. Today I'm thinking of a rabbit
    And a book by name of Babbitt
    Or a man called Henry Cabot
    Have some fun and just go grabbit

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    1. haha dang nabbit
      Can't catch that wretch it rabbit

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  13. Creeper P...lol Sounds like the name of a rapper.

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    1. A rapper you say
      Could be a hit at some bay

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  14. I cant rhyme or do mime,
    may be I can try when I have time,
    oh my let stop I suck at this.

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    1. haha well you got it in the end
      Before you stopped the rhyming trend

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    2. Pat she can rhyme alright
      Her talent's no myth at night
      When she shows that whip
      When you're ready to take a kip
      Dreamin' about snip
      Kinda scary
      But also flairy

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    3. Hmmm scary indeed
      I'll run under the bed at top speed

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  15. You bleeping censored your post? That's a first!

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    1. I bleepin did
      Didn't want any to bleepin flip their bleepin lid

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  16. Look at you go....
    with the P's and D flow.
    ha.

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  17. Alliteration accentuates angst
    But beatles build big booger banks
    Cuz crazy concoctions cause creative cell craze
    Doing dastardly dances during drunken drizzle days!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Damn, look at you go
      But you and the beatles can keep the big booger banks just so you know lol

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    2. Aw, man, she stole my thunder
      I was going to make alliteration plunder!

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    3. lol beat you to it
      As she made a hit

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  18. I'm one to get it all done
    so I can spend some time in the sun
    and enjoying that sun today
    close to 85 degrees they do say!

    betty

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    1. Damn that is nice
      Although has to up the air conditioning price

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  19. I think maybe you are crazy with all the rhymes in your zoo lol

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  20. Pat in the Hatt
    Alphabet soup
    A to Z poop
    Alliteration
    For the nation
    No frustration
    Or aggravation

    Penny's pawstive pawdering pawrusing pawetry pawfection pawhaps

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    1. Penny must have had some bad gas
      That pawstively came to pass lol

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  21. Alliteration's an aggravation
    When we write with wit
    Spitty speaks or sometimes spits!

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    1. haha a little spit shine
      Is fine for any feline

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  22. ha - not fond of licks from strangers but loved when my dog licked my toes - saves a shower you know..

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    1. haha hmmm after he licked his butt?
      Needed the taste out of his mouth at your hut haha

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  23. You are a rhyming fool today... well, maybe everyday.

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    1. Every day indeed
      Here at my rhyming feed

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  24. Come on Pat. Grow some bleeps and don't censor your bleeping blog posts. You bleep.

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    1. lol I'll bleepin do what I bleepin wish
      I'm not a bleepin singing bleepin fish

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