Monday, May 5, 2014

Pissed Off Very Pissed Off? Don't Scoff!

Ever get pissy at your sea? No, not talking about a litter box for thee, just leave that stuff to me. You just have to scoop it with glee. What the cat means is one of those days where you are stuck in a maze. While the cat takes that and did a little tune at our mat.




The sun shines in your eyes
You wake up ready to screw,
But your wife is long gone,
And certain things remain blue.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
But why be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is much better than being pissed on.

You go in search of some food,
But the fridge is bare.
Your empty stomach aches,
Adding to your blue pair.

You hop in the shower,
But the hot water's gone.
Your whole body turns blue,
Why did you ever create spawn.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
But why be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is much better than being pissed on.

You get dressed for work,
Finding no clean clothes.
Hoping yesterday's don't stink,
You put them on fighting your runny nose.

You climb into the car,
But it has little gas.
So you run down the street,
Making use of your bus pass.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
But why be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is much better than being pissed on.

You arrive thirty minutes late for work,
Trying to explain things to your boss.
But all you get is a grunt, a nod,
And you suffer another job loss.

You go outside with your box,
As a happy dog walks up to you.
He lifts his leg over your shoe,
And now you've been pissed on too.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
It's okay to be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is your right when you've been pissed on too.

You're pissed on and very pissed off.
So be pissed off over being pissed on
But while pissed off over being pissed on
Remember to be thankful no one shit on you.

I know, it doesn't rhyme through and through at my sea. Don't go on a pissed off spree. The cat sure had fun with this one. Enjoy the cat's pissed off fun? Now The Pissed Off Song has come to pass, all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

97 comments:

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    1. Without a break # 51
      New course to run!

      Hank

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    2. 100 is the goal
      For your #1 roll

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  2. Until the dog pissed on the shoes, I thought getting fired was the worst that could happen. You have a cruel imagination, Pat :-)

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    1. haha the imagination will go anywhere
      Here at my lair

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  3. That was really well done. The bobblehead was a nice touch. I can see this one going viral.

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    1. That would be grand
      A viral tune across the land

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  4. ho ho ho a naughty list candidate ho ho ho

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  5. I think you just described my life

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    1. Hopefully you at least have a clean shoe
      There at your zoo

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    1. Glad it was the best
      And passed the pissed off test

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  7. That was hilarious! Hey, after finding the wife gone, I would've just gone back to bed.

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    1. hahaha a safer way to be
      Then no pissed off spree

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  8. Like you said, pissed of is better than pissed on for sure
    Luckily both have a cure
    The source of being pissed off will likely pass
    Unless it's a constant pain in the ass
    Sometimes you just gotta keep it from getting to you
    So it doesn't turn your entire day blue

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    1. What is the cure for pissed on?
      Buy a new shoe at dawn? lol
      Yeah there are things that are a constant pain in the ass
      Those things need to be buried in the grass

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  9. Very funny to great me this Monday morning, Is there anyone who dosen't get PISSED OFF? if so I would like to hear from them. Well done Pat. you've made my day.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha there will always be something to piss every one off
      Unless one is a monk and doesn't scoff

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  10. Being pissed off but not pissed on
    Much better off and a big consolation
    Tough luck one gets
    Tough nut to crack
    Hope for the best given the circumstances

    Hank

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    1. Yeah a much better way
      At the end of the day
      The piss on your shoe
      Hopefully the bet can come due

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  11. Oh, have to be thankful
    nothing like this
    haven't been happened
    to me...
    just bird ...on my car ...k! -
    but this is for luck!

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    1. I think we've all had the bird on the car
      They do that near and far

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  12. The whole problem here?
    He forgot the coffee at his lair.
    It would have made everything better,
    even his shoe less wetter.
    hahaha....

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    1. 12 cups makes all better you say
      I'll take your word for it at your bay
      No super hyper me
      Here at my sea

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  13. at my age, you have seen enough people getting pissed off/on to want to have some CONTROL!!! Dang it! :) jean

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    1. Control with a remote?
      That has my vote

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  14. LMAO!! I LOVE THIS! This is amazing. Getting pissed and shit on is no fun at all but at least shit and piss washes off. That is one thing I learned about motherhood. Getting pissed on, shit on, and vomited on is inevitable when you are a mom...but it ALL washes off! LOLOLOLOL Thank goodness for that! Thank you for the smiles and giggles today! ♥

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    1. haha I guess that would be a common thing
      With kids at your wing
      But ewww to that
      Stirs up the ocd of the cat

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  15. Just one of those days. One consolation: Life can only get better. And you sing very nicely. :)

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    1. haha yeah live can go up I suppose
      Unless a car comes along and crushes your toes

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  16. Everybody gets mad

    getting ready to be sad

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    1. They grunt and grumble
      Anything but humble

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  17. Very funny. Thanks (again) for the laugh.
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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  18. GREAT job! I always say, and I think most cats are in agreement, that if I didn't have to "deal" with people, I'd be a happier camper.

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    1. Yeah, no dealing with people every day
      Would make the pissed off go away

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    1. Always a silver lining I suppose
      Even when things don`t smell like a rose

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  20. That is really marking your territory!

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    1. Left a mark no one would forget indeed
      As a leg lifting took seed

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  21. Make mine "You go in search of some beer, but the fridge is bare" and you'll find me very pissed off. And while that ending is hilarious, in this household, the dogs are all little shit monsters, and I'm more likely to be knee deep in that than piss.

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    1. haha knee deep you say
      Damn, hopefully you have some big rubber boots at your bay

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  22. Pissed off pissed on all in a day
    That sounds normal, what the hey
    Made into a song it sounds OK
    Will it continue the month of May

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    1. Could be every day
      For those who refuse to say
      What the hell
      And not be pissed off for a spell

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  23. Better to be pissed off than pissed on, yep, my grandpa used to say that one too. Can't argue with that kind of logic. :)

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    1. haha a fun one to say
      So had to give it a tune at my bay

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  24. Haha your whole body goes blue...cold showers are seriously the worst! I legit freak out when my shower isnt hott!

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    1. Yeah cold showers suck a ton
      Hop in and out if I have to take one

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  25. A bobble head Pat? Cool! I want one! Nice song. Now I know just what to sing when I'm in that state of mind. ;)

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    1. A bobble head Pat just for the tune
      The cat won`t let him show at this sand dune

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    1. Always fun to entertain
      Here at my rhyming lane

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  27. Today was my day to sleep in late
    If only that had been my fate.
    Police sirens at five
    Garbage trucks at six
    Kids screaming, fire trucks roaring,
    and contractors hammering bricks
    I get pissed off when driven from bed.
    One day, someone may end up dead.

    Love the pissed off song. Catchy!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Sounds like a morning from hell
      Sure piss anyone off where they dwell

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  28. My life, too
    But I have a clean shoe
    I, too, see viral
    In a future spiral

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    1. At least you have a clean shoe
      There at your zoo

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  29. Music and lyrics about the pee pee
    What will be next here at your sea
    Perhaps a screenplay about a sly cat
    And her minion, you could name him Pat

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    1. haha could do that
      Then be a super famous cat

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  30. You gave me a much needed laugh this morning, Pat!
    Following on the heels of your funny blog-naming post.
    I thought forever about "Fundy Blue" as a user name years ago.
    "But Standing into Danger" came to me in a heartbeat
    because I'm prone to getting into trouble.
    I get pissed-off in a flash, but I'm over it fast ~
    unless you use up all the hot water, and my shower goes cold.
    Now your P-Oed ditty is stuck in my head!
    Have a good one!

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    1. Danger and you aren't a stranger
      I guess no need for a name changer
      Good to get stuck in ones head
      Then pissed off over pissed off will be said

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  31. Haha "you wake up ready to screw, but your wife is long gone". How about your boyfriend disappearing in the middle of the night? That happened to me once and I was super mad. I thought he left without saying anything, but he was just really sick and didn't want to wake me up. So I had to say sorry.. Another thing that makes me mad is when people ask me to do a 'flip', grrr

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    1. haha what? Don't want to show you are bendy
      I guess that isn't trendy

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  32. This must resonate with many many readers. Poor guy, talented singer though. Your lyrics were perfect.

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    1. All have had one of those days
      In many different ways

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  33. orlin N cassie...de pissed off med lee rocks...we gived it a ten....nice beet, ya can dance two it, catchee lyrics N ..... hold a minit....

    now de food serviss gurl iz pizzed off coz de bozz just passed by wantin sum werk done.....what de hell...ya wood think thiz iz a place oh employ.....stoooooopid jack azz.....bass turdz got sum kinda nerve like de moe foe azz holes drivin ta werk like they due in de mornin....rushin ta get ta de hell holes they bee bitchin a bout for like what...yea...ta bee pizzed off.....

    hay....grate toon....nice beet N we can dance two it !!! we gived it a ten :)

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    1. haha glad I got a ten
      Better tell her to get that work done at her work den
      Need to get food for you
      And yeah funny how they rush there and then whine and moo

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    1. Yep, another monday at play
      From bay to bay

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  35. I had to rewind and listen again. Very catchy and I think I'll sing it to the next pissed off person I find. Thanks for the day brightener!

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    1. haha that would be fun to see what they do
      As you sing it in view

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  36. For sure... I would rather be pissed off than pissed on, but I would rather piss on someone else than be pissed off.

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    1. haha squat on someone else you say
      Good luck with that at your bay

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  37. Thank Cod for small favors! Ahaha, another great one, Pat!

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    1. haha yeah the silver lining is there
      However rare

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  38. dude if the dog pissed on my shoe the same day my balls were blue cause i woke up alone, i might just kill some one...just saying...hahaha

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    1. hahaha lets hope that never happens to you
      Or an orange jumpsuit may come due

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  39. Sounded like a typical Monday here at my place
    until the part of losing the job
    liked the added touch of the dog and the pants leg
    but thankfully the dog is not a bed hog.

    betty

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    1. Well at least that part never happened to you
      And you have a piss free shoe

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  40. Oh well you have a jazzing song. I never get pissed off *coughliecough* Nothing to be pissed off about..move along, nothing to see here.

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    1. Nothing at all
      Wow, so nice at your hall

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  41. This is the perfect Monday song. I was pissed off ever so long. Listened to this in the morn, but couldn't comment due to an on-call horn. Almost late for work due to some calling in sick jerk. At least I didn't get shit on.

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    1. haha geez a pissy day indeed
      Good no literal shit came to your feed

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  42. Sounds like someone had more than a pissy day. But on the bright side, it can't get any worse from there!

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    1. It can always get worse
      Such is the curse

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  43. you need to get to SNL. Shall we make this THE national anthem of both Canada and America?

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    1. haha that would be grand
      Lots of views across the land

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  44. it was a Monday filled with dread
    but, you made a cute bobble head
    funny song what more can be said
    now, excuse me it's time for bed

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    1. A dreadful day
      A one's bay
      Can piss off indeed
      See a pup, take heed

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  45. Getting pissed off is a personal choice to be made,
    Being pissed off doesn't help the trouble to fade.

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    1. Nope, it is still there
      But it can be fun to swear

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  46. Can't blame the guy for being pissed
    He clearly needs to have a tryst
    Yet his wife's getting her fix
    With her hubs, she doesn't mix
    To shit on her, he really should
    And piss her off, he'd feel so good
    And then a new song he would relay:
    Better to piss your spouse of than be pissed off
    Any ole day.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha a spin off tune would be fun
      Give Piss Off The Spouse a run

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  47. I can't rhyme here cause I'm still laughing. Great one and perfectly describing some Mondays! :)

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    1. haha glad it was grand
      And yeah some mondays suck across the land

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