Friday, May 2, 2014

Terms Of Use For My Caboose!

So here at my lair some may not be aware of the terms of use when visiting my caboose. I have never made them known and I would not want a newbie to moan. Well maybe I would, but I will post them just so they are understood.

By coming here,
To give a peer,
At my rhyming rear,
Round like a sphere,

You agree,
To always let me,
Use your retort,
Back at you at my court.

Use what you say,
Even at your bay,
For a display,
That may cause dismay.

A picture or two,
I may steal borrow from you,
For whoopdi friggin doo,
Or something else in view.

A nickname or three,
You may get from me.
Duck Bill or Gawker,
Maybe even The Squawker.

The last is still here,
Available for all near.
So if you sound like a parrot,
You may get that carrot.

You may be a story,
Something rather gory,
Or just in one,
I give a run.

A video or two,
May star you.
In a different light.
Could be a fright.

Even in a book,
Here at my nook,
You may see,
A version of thee.

By commenting at my bay,
You sign your life away.
It's now in the hands of a cat,
So how about that?

There you go, now all are in the know when coming to my show. You may even get featured with zombie toe. That is rather rare but it could happen at my lair. You have been warned in mass of the terms of use of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

80 comments:

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    1. lol ah dang, you beat me again.

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    2. It's now at # 48
      At Heaven's gates!

      Hank

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    3. Hank got in just in time
      Seconds later would have ended his chime

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    4. can he make it to five o?

      Mary might steal the show

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  2. After yesterdays scare, this post is much better. lol

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    1. lol glad I can improve
      And find my groove

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  3. Tried for number one
    I am too late under the sun

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    1. Only 6 minutes late
      Not such a bad fate

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  4. To be caught at your caboose
    With a zombie toe on the loose
    Care to avoid
    Be that adroit
    Triumphantly with lots of juice!

    Hank

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    1. Lots of juice
      In my caboose
      All hangs loose
      Beats a moose

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  5. You have been warned, people! Don't be surprised when you wind up in a video that results in your burial in kitty litter.

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    1. Are you still a little bitter
      About the kitty litter lol

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  6. I am bad about never reading terms of use
    Sometimes results in all hell breakin' loose
    Always read the fine print, they say
    That was there's no surprises at your bay

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    1. Yeah it does help one stay ahead
      But it can also cause dread
      As they are hard on the head
      With all the mumbo jumbo that is said

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  7. Yes, we've been warned
    that you will give us scorn.
    Why do we keep coming back
    for these terrible attacks?
    ha.

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    1. haha glutton for punishment as my sea?
      Or maybe all are just plain crazy

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  8. If you're running for mayor you have been warned
    Like Ford and the rest, you will be porned
    You could die a horrible death evem at sea
    Or eaten by snakes, what a way to end thee
    Cat has no mercy, you have been warned
    You'll end up like butter being squished in a churn

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    1. The cat has many ways to make you go
      Always fun to do at my show

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  9. Thanks for the warning. This could get serious and dangerous. We will be watching. Hope you have a fantastic day.Keep Rhyming.

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    1. haha no danger is had
      You just may croak at my pad

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  10. you can have my life, hope it doesnt cause you strife
    by the way my wife needs some clothes money
    so pass the honey...oh you dont want that much
    just a picture and such, oh well figure since we were
    supporting we could share the cash load. ha

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    1. lol good luck with that
      You can share the debt load of the cat?
      That work for you
      There at your zoo lol

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  11. Now this makes me sad that i have never (at least to my knowledge) gotten a nickname or reference in any of your poems :/

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    1. haha hmmmm sad sack
      There we go at my shack

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  12. I've contacted my attorney and will have a response later.

    Just joking. I can't afford an attorney!!!

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    1. I can't afford the phone call from the attorney at my zoo
      So I will run and hide from view

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  13. In other words, anything we say can be used against us?

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    1. That it can indeed
      Here at my feed

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  14. We always enjoy seeing those we know, and seeing ourselves is even better. We don't mind "borrowing". Who knows, we might do some "borrowing" of our own.

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    1. Borrow away
      All fun at my bay
      And even Oui Oui
      Is in a book at my sea

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  15. I think after that
    we can quit or tweet
    or squawker a bit
    but rhyming fun
    so exquisite!
    It will never close
    in Cat's paws with claws!
    ( Or it never ends
    with Pat writing hands). :)

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    1. Hands and claws
      Either way we flap our jaws

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  16. What it all this mess?
    Some comments are more confuss
    Than your warning!

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    1. You just get confused
      As you are in the dirt and abused lol

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    2. Im abused? What that you mean?

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    3. In the ground
      Is where you are found haha

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  17. Your terms if use though rather loose
    Give each the chance to find some romance
    They might shine on your space divine
    Or be the pun in some silly fun

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    1. Romance you say
      Hmmmm there may be an idea at my bay

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  18. Pat, I think I'll skip the zombie toes and go for a pedicure and bright color. Some pampering, you see?

    Your "rhyming ass" is entertaining. :-)

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. Pamper you say
      Hmmm I guess that can work at your bay

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  19. Warning, promise or threat are all in your rhyming words of fun.
    I guess I'll take my chances with finding myself a victim of a pun.

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    1. You just may very well be
      One day at my sea

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  20. Good to give everybody a heads up! You never know when your duck bill will be immortalized in a book!

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    1. Nope, just never know
      A duckbill too and fro

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    1. A warning is in need
      When coming to my feed

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  22. MOL! Terms of Endearment fur sure!

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  23. Nice of you to warn everyone after the fact. Ha!

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    1. Isn't that the way
      They do it at every bay

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  24. 'Twas so kind of you and the cat
    To warn all us visitors that
    We may get zombie toes
    As you steal all we knows (Shut up! It rhymes!)
    But at least rhymes won't make us fat.

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    1. Unless you do 18,000 lines ones
      Then you may get fat and get the runs

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  25. As with the others, I am now in your lair with that crazy cat. You do have a closet or two? Maybe a basement?

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    1. Even an out house
      Smells worse than a dead mouse

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  26. orlin N casie

    now that we iz all done freekin out that yur dad wuz gonna shut down YUR site....we wood like ta say we wood be happee ta bee incloooded in...

    hold a minit...

    that bee amazon on de fone...they just stop sellin & ree fuze ta sell..... all yur dads stuff

    heerz two a wild whitefish week oh end ♥

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    1. hahaha nice try
      Not falling for that under my sky

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  27. What if one is a quiet hummingbird?
    Will her thoughts still be heard?

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    1. Her wings just might
      As she takes flight

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  28. Some of these things I already knew. Never know what you'll come across when visiting your zoo. :)

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    1. Could be something neat
      Or just plain old zombie feet

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    1. That I will
      As the page has to fill

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  30. Kind of like the company I work for
    sounds by coming here we get a bit s****d?
    yep, it does sound like work
    but what can one do?

    betty

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    1. haha yeah work has a ton
      They suck with their rule run

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  31. I got the nickname and video, now where is my book deal!? I guess 2 out of 3 ain't bad lol.

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    1. lol the evil halloween nazi at play
      Might scare the kiddies away

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  32. You have my head spinning, Pat!
    First, I'm trying to absorb all those crazy ABC words:
    retromingent, natiform, ayahuascas, and zenzizenzizenzic!

    I'm still working through the math quiz,
    and I can't even say something like zenzizenzizenzic ~
    let alone worry about a number to the eighth power.

    So you got me good with your last post notice.
    I think my heart stopped ~
    Say it isn't so!

    Phew!

    You rat!!!!
    You turkey!!!!

    I'm so glad you're back!
    You won't fool me next May 1st!
    LOL!

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    1. haha geez you went through a ton
      With your cat post run
      Got you too
      Haha so fun to do

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  33. I going to experience Spring by buying a tote,
    I know nothing of note,
    But the pink and the orange
    is just blooming shomorange

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  34. I am absolutely convinced that you can rhyme about anything. :)

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  35. Your terms of use: all inclusive and fun:)

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  36. I'm laughing so hard my face might crack
    Never a loss for quoting at your track
    Love your written terms of use
    Just protect us from verbal abuse :)

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    1. haha they may be used to attack
      But always in a fun way at my shack

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