Thursday, May 1, 2014

The Last Post At My Coast!

Yes, you read that right. This is the last post at my site. Sadly the cat must go and run to and fro. I must dig in the litter. Now now, don't get bitter. It has been fun. I pretend to enjoy everyone.

It has been grand,
I give all a hand,
For coming to my land,
It is never bland.

Much has come due,
Here at my zoo.
Like making fun of all of you.
Even a see through loo.

Whoopdi friggin doo,
I am just through.
It takes too much time,
To come up with a rhyme.

I need to run,
Go get some sun.
Maybe eat some grass.
Be a normal little ass.

It is too much to bear,
Here at my lair.
I hate goodbyes,
Hope no one cries.

So just remember me,
When a rhyme comes to thee.
I'll like that,
Here at my mat.

Maybe one day,
I'll be back on display.
I guess we shall see,
What comes up for me.

Until then I'm gone,
Closing my lawn.
Or is it my sea?
Maybe my tree?

Could be my zoo.
I'll leave that to you.
Take your best pick.
Eat some spotted dick.

So see you around.
No more rhymes will be found.
I am all done.
It has been fun!

APRIL FOOLS! The cat rules! Got one or two once again at my zoo. What is that? I'm a silly cat? Damn you, Pat. He did not change the calendar at our mat. I was one month late. You'd think I'd learn at my gate. Oh well, sorry for the hell. Many more rhymes will come to pass from my 120 posts ahead little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

119 comments:

  1. Initial shock, April Fool one month delayed
    Was rather concerned for what was played
    But all's well
    That ends well
    Looking forward to the rhymings at your gate

    Hank

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    1. A bit of a delay
      What can I say

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    2. You've said enough
      Now go cough
      I was not amused at all
      Almost ready to fall

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    3. haha poor poor blue
      Whatever will he do

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  2. I knew there was no chance you were shutting down! Not at this point.
    Besides, I just featured you! It would look bad...

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    1. haha yeah never gonna happen at my sea
      Unless the internet or I kick the bucket and get buried under a tree

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  3. Well, you are a naughty rhyming cat
    confusing loyal readers, here at your mat
    what would Truedessa do without Captain Pat
    who would rescue her before she went splat
    or got carried away by a giant winged bat
    Captain Pat & Cat are fine allies in combat
    hmm..not changing the calendar imagine that
    I think the cat likes to play trick, a bit of a brat
    now, I have to run so thanks for the chat...

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    1. haha a bit of a brat
      I am fine with that
      Pat and the cat
      Will squash the bat
      Make it flat
      Like a giant gnat
      It will be splat
      And that will be that

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    2. Confusing loyal readers just like that
      Making me almost want to eat some hat

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    3. Eat a hat you say
      Enjoy at your bay

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    4. I knew you were ahead at your shore
      but, you never know what you have in store..

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    5. haha true, I could lie
      And just let the blog die

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  4. oh dang it!! you def. got me -ha - glad it was just april's fool - ha - happy 1st of may - and happy rhyming!! smiles

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    1. haha got you at my sea
      Score one for me

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  5. You didn't fool me cat
    You'll keep rhyming at your mat
    I knew this all was just a joke
    What kind of shit do you smoke?

    With 120 posts written ahead
    You'll still be blogging when you're dead
    The cat needs skinned, that's for sure
    Take away your ability to purr!

    Evil little cat!

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    1. haha have to catch me
      Before you can do a skinning spree
      And yeah with 120 posts ahead
      I don't even need to get out of bed

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  6. Pat don't foll us like that!!
    This time you can't blame it on the cat
    You can never stop blogging
    If you do, you'll receive a flogging

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    1. haha a flogging you say
      Damn, nasty at your bay

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  7. Does that mean we have to do the A to Z challenge AGAIN seeing you think it's April?
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yep, have to do it once more
      But this time backwards at your shore

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  8. We'd never be so lucky
    what a silly ducky
    the cat would never leave
    he's always got a pet peeve
    and must bitch and rant
    at his camp!

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    1. Yeah have to get old one eye
      And find another way for her to die

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  9. Pranks are always fake
    This one takes the cake
    You scared your readers half to death
    They thought you started taking meth
    If I didn't write my daily rhyme
    I wouldn't know how to tell the time.

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    1. haha no drugs for me
      Here at my crazy tree
      Fun to pull a prank
      Too bad I couldn't fool a bank

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  10. Didn't fall for that one bit.
    Not even for a second.
    Rolled my eyes the whole way through
    and thought, 'this is a bunch of doo-doo.'
    haha.
    Wouldn't Hank have been disappointed
    and a little out jointed
    if you had left
    before the 50 took effect?
    hahahaha.....

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    1. lol knew I wouldn't get you
      Here at my zoo
      Poor Hank would be at a loss indeed
      If 50 couldn't come due at my feed

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    2. A disappointment it'll be
      Certainly!
      How's things with you Betsy?

      Hank

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    3. haha never will happen though
      As 122 more to show

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  11. Got me, I must say
    I really believed what you had to say
    I was sad to think there would be no more rhyme
    To encourage you to stay, I would even have given you a dime!

    Good one!

    betty

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    1. haha well if all gave me a dime
      I'd be rich in no time

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  12. I figured this was May Fools. I played April Fools jokes on Daisy all last month, and this morning she calls me and says "you can't play jokes anymore haha".

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    1. haha have to end it until next year
      When April once more comes near

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    1. Almost you say
      Have to try harder next time at my bay lol

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  14. I believed. Now, I'm relieved. Would really miss your fun posts, pure bliss.

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    1. Glad it is bliss
      And never fear I'll always be around to hiss

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  15. Ooooooooooh, I WILL get you back!!!!! :)

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    1. haha give it a try
      The cat is spry

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  16. I knew better. You'd never waste those 8 million posts you already have written. Unless you gave them to me so I won't fall behind again...

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    1. Well you'd be done until fall
      If I gave them to your hall

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  17. Haha I thought you meant it! But hey don't say I'll be less bendy :( I'll be forever super flexible and proud <3

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    1. haha oh we shall see
      Wait 50 years than talk to me

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  18. Dang, you sure had me and we were sad, but twas a joke, now we are glad!

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    1. A joke is all it was
      To get a little buzz

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  19. You had me there
    glad it's just a joke!

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  20. Damn! You got us! We were sorry to see you were going to stop and never expected a "May's Fool"! Thanks for all the help trashing the house! The cat did a great job!

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    1. haha glad he did grand
      And yeah never stopping in my land

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  21. Oh, you got me! You better not go anywhere, Pat!

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    1. Not any time soon
      Here to stay this rhyming loon

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  22. You could have come up with something original, like May Fools day. I was getting ready for a screaming comment but didn't have to do that. After all we just found you. If only we could rhyme back at ya.

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    1. haha maybe one day
      You can scream and rhyme at my bay

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  23. What a braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! Oh my gosh, you need your behind kicked a good swift kick or two. I totally fell for it and was thinking, 'no way, not the cat!!' grrr.. I wish I had a dog right now. ;)

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    1. hahaha poor poor you
      Falling for the tricks at my zoo
      At least if you had a mutt
      It could smell the cats butt

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    2. That's enticing. :Rolling My Eyes:

      And again I say braaaaaaaaat. lol

      That was pretty good. Bet I'm not the only one who got fooled. :)

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    3. Nope, there were quite a few
      Who went boo hoo

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  24. I totally believed you. Pffff :)

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    1. haha got you too
      Yippee for me at my zoo

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    2. Ha! See the first other person I looked at got fooled too. Whew, glad I wasn't alone on being gullible. :D

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    3. Nope, wasn't just you
      For many it came due

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  25. Oh, did you ever have me going
    Winds of disappointment were blowing
    About ready to say, "It's been fun!"
    Couldn't blame you for wanting sun
    Good one at your sea
    You certainly fooled me!

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    1. haha add another to the list
      Now all can see through the mist

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  26. A feckless bastard
    you are for
    treating us like retards.

    For April it's not
    but fooled were
    some into
    thinking you'd
    no longer be
    under this sun.

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    1. haha but those in the know
      Kn ow I'm 120 ahead at my show

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  27. I agree with Rosey, you need a kick

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  28. You're a brat. Someone should spank your little rhyming ass. :P

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    1. haha have to catch me first
      With your spanking burst

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  29. orlin N cassie

    pat got uz all good ….with this bogus post
    anda glass ta yur dad…. we wuz reddy ta toast
    veree happee ta see…. itza calendar glitch
    but just rememburr pat….. pay bax a bitch

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    1. haha look at you go
      With the flow
      Payback you say
      Bah, not afraid at my bay

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  30. April fools!! I am posting less on my blog. Kind of getting burned out.

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    1. It can be that way
      But when you get far ahead all is okay

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  31. Okay, I was taken for a fool
    The Cat shutting down making me drool
    Maybe for a split minute I thought, Now what?!
    He must've made it big at his hut
    Jetting off to faraway sands
    Retiring early in faraway lands

    Those things happen you know
    Well, maybe not at your show
    Or mine for that matter
    Keep cracking jokes like the Mad Hatter

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    1. lol got the blue guy too
      Yippeee for my zoo
      They happen indeed
      But never seem to at my feed
      Plus even if they did happen to me
      I'd still post and brag at my sea

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    2. Yippeee for thee up a tree
      Taking me in at your sea

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    3. haha sure I'll have an outhouse for you
      It will be painted blue

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  32. Haha, okay, with every verse
    I thought, is he kidding
    Or is reality worse?
    Cuz blogland would not be the same
    Without your zoo and silly game
    And you never tire of any of it
    So to think it's too much for you?
    Not one bit.
    I sure am glad it was a joke
    You bloke!
    That wasn't nice at your bay
    Not even time for April Fools.
    Hint: It's May!

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha yeah I never tire
      Just let the post count go higher
      May has come in
      So this post was a sin

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  33. You almost had me, Mr Cat/tears welling up and falling onto my mat/I have to have my weekly dose of rhyme/served with a feline smile all the time. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Weekly I shall be here
      That you can never fear

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  34. I was like WHAT ~ Hey, I know you post ahead so I know this was all a joke ~

    Enjoyed this one Pat ~ Grace

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    1. Yeah posting ahead for those in the know
      Know this was all a joke at my show

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  35. You really got me in that first sentence. I thought What??? I just wanted to start following him! Good one. And an amazing blog by the way! :)

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    1. Thanks a ton
      Yeah the cat likes to have fun

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  36. Bad, bad cat! If you aren't careful, I'll squirt some water at you :P

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    1. The cat doesn't mind water at all
      He trots in it at his hall

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  37. grrr...i was like wtf
    then realized...you suck
    um you realize its may?
    unless there is a time warp at your bay

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    1. lmao made you look
      Here at my nook

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  38. April? I thought it was the Fourth of July. I was expecting cat-shaped fireworks! :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Nope, not yet
      But that could be a good bet

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    1. Got you too
      haha score another for my zoo

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  40. It's May, dude
    what a cat-titude :)
    but glad you're still here
    to spread the cat's cheer :)


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    1. The cat was off
      Just a month, don't scoff lol

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  41. Oh my I hope you still stay. Your little rhymes make me smile :)

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    1. 120 ahead
      Still many post to put to bed

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  42. O no, the light was getting low..
    I thought I'll pass
    what the jokes class!
    glad you here
    with us
    with your little rhyming ass!!!

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    1. The ass will stay
      Still going from bay to bay

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  43. You are such a bat little cat,
    Giving us all a scare like that.
    Truth be told, I didn't believe you at all.
    I know how you like to spit out posts at your hall :)
    I didn't see you stopping for one second lol

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    1. lol caught on to me
      Good one by thee

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  44. And I thought everyday was like Christmas in a loved cat's world!

    Enjoy your weekend Pat.

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    1. Well it is close enough
      But we don't always get stuff

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  45. A day late I was reading this
    So none of your jokinging could spoil my bliss
    I did wonder for a minute or two
    If rhyming weas done for here at your zoo

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    1. haha couldn't fool the late bloomers at my sea
      As another post is on a spree

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