Monday, May 26, 2014

This Post Is Posted Is Your Brain Toasted?

Let's have an obvious day here at my bay. It will allow you to give your brain a rest. That is if you can pass the obvious test. If not, you may curse at my obvious plot. I guess we shall see if you go on a cursing spree.

This post has words.
Flip me the birds.
Water is wet.
It's a safe bet.

You work at work.
Or maybe just lurk.
A dog will bark,
And leave its mark.

A house houses you.
Confused at your zoo?
A trip is a trip.
Don't give me lip.

A fax is faxed,
And probably taxed.
A plane is plain,
Unless private at ones lane.

Your legs can walk.
Don't sit and gawk.
You need to talk to talk,
Unless you can squawk.

Fire is hot.
Glad you're taught.
Rhymes rhyme,
All the time.

A screw screws.
Hammer it, can't lose.
Eyes can see.
A gawker like spree.

Steal to steal.
Stealing is real.
Save easily saves,
My rants and raves.

A preview previews.
Is that old news?
Carry on is carried on.
Nope, not a con.

To move you must move,
Or sit in a groove.
When sleeping you sleep,
Hopefully good and deep.

When looking at this you look there at your nook. Or reading it you read there at your feed. Have you read that you read while at work or in bed? A question can question things, even for kings. But they may treat you like gas. So off I go with my obvious little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

90 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Without a break # 14
      As can be seen!

      Hank

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    2. Soon 20 will show
      As it continues to grow

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  2. Reading from home today. Although why I'm up so early on a national holiday, I'm not quite sure...

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    1. Habit it could be
      There at your sea

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  3. This post has been commented one

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    1. Did you mean on
      Or did something else dawn

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  4. Not everyone works from work lol
    Some of us occasionally read blogs from there and smirk

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    1. haha case and point here
      As I reply from work, oh dear

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    2. Op Ex nailed it right on the head
      I agree with what's been said!!!

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    3. Can't always work
      Especially when you have such a perk

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  5. spree is good candy & i like it tart
    & i like tarts, some with fruit
    nouns and verbs that are the same
    is what came to my brain

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    1. The same they can be
      With your brain spree
      But different to me
      Or others who see
      So fun
      Under my sun

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  6. My brain is still at rest. After coffee it will do its best.

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  7. When we do the thing or make the move
    Then we have something else to prove.

    If we prove the thing that makes the move
    Then we have nothing more to prove

    But if we prove the move is false
    I think we're stuck in too much schmultz

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    1. Wow, you had something to prove
      As you shake and move
      You proved the move lost its groove
      Or the groove just was unable to move

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  8. I see that you have us under a spell
    To come every day and endure this hell! Ha.
    It's the only reasonable explanation
    Why we never take a vacation
    From reading through your maze of words.
    I find it quite absurd.
    And some even reply in rhyme
    And do it each time!
    And come back for more...
    Good thing you never close the door! Lol...

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    1. haha absurd is grand
      Here in my land
      As many come back
      For another whack
      Even with those feet
      They continue to repeat
      Wonder what would occur if I closed the door
      Withdrawal may hit many a shore

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    2. haha I enjoyed this one Betsy
      as we do always return for more
      the cat is a lion that likes to roar
      as we reply back insane rhymes
      and we do it many times...

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    3. You are hooked
      Each day I'm booked
      Whether zombie feet, Drazin or nonsense comes due
      You stick to the cat like super glue

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    4. stuck like super glue
      perhaps, that is true
      all a bit crazy at your zoo
      and some a bit blue..

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    5. Crazy and blue
      That will do
      A smurf parade
      I'll sell tickets and get paid

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  9. Instructions were unclear. Genitals got stuck in a blender.

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    1. So you got snip snip too
      Welcome to the club at my zoo

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  10. I sleep to sleep
    sometimes deep
    no need to count sheep
    as dreams will creep
    driving a safari jeep
    at the crossing I beep
    looking out the window I peep
    the road is a bit steep
    dark clouds may weep
    into another dream I leap
    changing scenery while asleep
    how many dreams will I reap
    while I sleep to sleep..

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    1. Sleep to sleep
      At your keep
      What a leap
      And you peep?
      Does your beep
      Go meep meep

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    2. My jeep goes beep beep
      just like the roadrunner..haha

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    3. Out run coyotes too?
      That want to harm you

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  11. "you work at work" you would be amazed at how many people would not consider that "obvious"

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    1. haha actually probably not
      As I suspect it would be a whole lot

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    1. I wish I knew
      Seems to make Pat blue lol

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  13. I wrapped my brain
    Around verbs and nouns
    And now I feel
    It's time to lie down

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  14. What Betty Brock said!!! At my age, my brain is always at rest. But this was good. Have a great day.

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    1. Betty from the flinstones you say
      Glad it was grand at my bay

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  15. Playing nouns
    and verbs
    with the same words
    as clever as clever
    can be.

    But deep down
    you're still
    the Cat
    riddled and diddled
    with fleas.

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    1. The cat is clever
      Will be forever
      With fleas all around
      Ready to surround

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  16. The obvious is great for people like me who don't always get the hidden meanings. ;)

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    1. haha obviously you need to practice a bit
      Then you will get it

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  17. About to go to work after I finish this rhyme
    Where I will work my little behind
    No play at this zoo today
    But that is just fine :)

    betty

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    1. Blah to working that much
      But have to pay the bills and such

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  18. Homonym nouns and adjectives, and nouns that can be used as verbs. It's all mind boggling!

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    1. It sure makes one stop and think
      Can bring many to the brink

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  19. One is supposed to work at work? I know many who haven't received this memo. Today I am working from home, but I should be relaxing. It is a national holiday, but 2 days of play I already had, and now it's the catch up game I get to do. Yay.

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    1. I had 12 days away from my work bay
      2 hours to catch up, ocd yay

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  20. Yay for brain rest and stating the obvious. It's needed now and then.

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    1. haha especially for some
      Who talk out their bum

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  21. Hey, I saw over at Alex's that you've just released a new book. Congrats!

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    1. Thanks a ton
      Another added to the run

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    2. Congrats to the the prolific author, well done Pat!

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    3. Thanks indeed
      So many take seed

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  22. Rhymes always rhyme and water is wet??
    Oh wait, why hasn't anybody told me yet?
    We work at work and fire is hot?
    I have known that - not!
    LOL ;)

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    1. lol now you know the flow
      So don't know knowingly can go

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  23. I wish I could sleep good and deep, but I don't. Grr! lol

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    1. Cats have it down
      Be nice to do at every town

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  24. Yup, rhymes rhyme
    every word has its time!

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    1. That it does indeed
      Even those in need

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  25. I like cats, and I like dogs,
    I like sheep, and I like frogs.
    Today's the day for a toasted brain,
    so from all cleverness, I'll refrain.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Well at least you like cats
      What about bats

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  26. One thing does perplex
    Why does "sleep together" mean have sex?
    Can't two bed buddies sleep and snore
    Without worries of rumours galore?

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    1. That is true
      Not like they have to screw lol

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  27. A previews preview?
    Did you see in NY Times yesterday
    about all our skim reading, PP sums it up

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    1. Skim reading is across the land
      Maybe that is why few understand

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  28. Nouns and verbs, wrestling around.

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  29. Well I can tell you my brain has been toasted for a long time... and I ain't getting any younger so things will most likely stay the same.

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    1. Damn, no herb for that
      There at your mat

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  30. My jeans, I tear
    It makes me tear
    Zipper got caught
    Now I'm fraught


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    1. Snip snip by a zipper
      That won't leave you chipper

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    1. I think you thought right
      Thinking at your site

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  32. When sleeping you sleep,
    Or start counting sheep
    One needs a rest
    Be at one's best
    To keep ahead of all the creeps!

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      Unless the creeps creep up on you

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  33. I work from home...so go ahead and groan. Oh wait...that doesn't quite rhyme! I'm no poet and I know it.

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    1. I want to do that
      I groaned a bit at my mat lol

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  34. I seldom could accuse you of being Mr. Obvious in your rhymes,
    But even you can earn that name at sometimes.

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    1. haha have to go easy some days
      As some come to gaze

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  35. People go zoom zoom in a car

    and people go dum dum in bar.

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    1. I think everywhere
      They go dum dum without a care

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  36. It's too early to be thinking this hard. Wait, I haven't been to bed yet so it's late not early. I really need sleep.

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    1. Thought and taught
      A little not a lot

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  38. Ha! I was looking for redundancies in my wip when I took a break to show up here. I can't get away!

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    1. haha they are everywhere
      At every lair

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