So from the stats it seems Turkey's are after the cat in teams. I mean they are all around. They know where I am found. Why would a Turkey want to tangle with a cat? I guess we shall have to see about that.
Maybe they want some Chile.
That would be silly.
I do not eat that.
Go bug another cat.
Or they were tired,
Of never getting hired.
The Virgin Islands won't let them play.
That must cause them dismay.
So they want to go,
Way way down below.
To the nether regions,
Err umm Netherlands in legions.
Or they could just want to sing,
Dance about like a ding a ling.
Go all Greece Lightning and prance,
Do some sort of chicken dance.
Could want to slip and slide.
They could do it with pride.
Nearing an Iceland with no ice.
Hope their ice skates weren't full price.
Maybe Santa would not talk.
So they took a long walk.
Christmas Island was too cheery.
It ended up getting rather eerie.
They could want their own pet.
That could be a safe bet.
But they won't get the cat.
They need a rodent like New Guinea stat.
Could go all Donkey Kong.
That might turn out wrong.
But beat on their bongo,
Playing for all in the Congo.
But it is a rotten report,
I'm sorry to be bringing to you at my court.
It seems the Turkey's were for sport,
And they were trying to abort.
Sadly Hungary had a Turkey,
Turned them into jerky.
Hungary was hungry I guess.
Hungary for Turkey, lame? Confess!
Some places have the most fun names and the cat can use them for rhyming games. So if Turkey ever tries to invade my place, I will just call Hungary up and put a smile on their face. Finger licking good in their Hungary hood. Okay, my fun has come to pass as I am now a hungry for turkey little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.