Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Why Are Turkey's Stalking Me At My Sea?

So from the stats it seems Turkey's are after the cat in teams. I mean they are all around. They know where I am found. Why would a Turkey want to tangle with a cat? I guess we shall have to see about that.

Maybe they want some Chile.
That would be silly.
I do not eat that.
Go bug another cat.

Or they were tired,
Of never getting hired.
The Virgin Islands won't let them play.
That must cause them dismay.

So they want to go,
Way way down below.
To the nether regions,
Err umm Netherlands in legions.

Or they could just want to sing,
Dance about like a ding a ling.
Go all Greece Lightning and prance,
Do some sort of chicken dance.

Could want to slip and slide.
They could do it with pride.
Nearing an Iceland with no ice.
Hope their ice skates weren't full price.

Maybe Santa would not talk.
So they took a long walk.
Christmas Island was too cheery.
It ended up getting rather eerie.

They could want their own pet.
That could be a safe bet.
But they won't get the cat.
They need a rodent like New Guinea stat.

Could go all Donkey Kong.
That might turn out wrong.
But beat on their bongo,
Playing for all in the Congo.

But it is a rotten report,
I'm sorry to be bringing to you at my court.
It seems the Turkey's were for sport,
And they were trying to abort.

Sadly Hungary had a Turkey,
Turned them into jerky.
Hungary was hungry I guess.
Hungary for Turkey, lame? Confess!

Some places have the most fun names and the cat can use them for rhyming games. So if Turkey ever tries to invade my place, I will just call Hungary up and put a smile on their face. Finger licking good in their Hungary hood. Okay, my fun has come to pass as I am now a hungry for turkey little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

101 comments:

  1. I bet they think Canada sounds funny too.

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    1. With a loonie and toonie
      They must think we are cartoonie

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  2. Turkey Hungary New Guinea and Chile
    They make these countries sound funny
    Botched spelling
    It's quite telling
    But not to be known by numbers hopefully

    Hank

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    1. Yeah hopefully they don't come after me
      For making fun of their sea lol

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    1. Makes one perky
      At least in Turkey

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  4. The things that our stats tell us about our visitors
    Let's us know a lot about our inquisitors
    I have some odd terms popping up at my bay
    How on earth do people find our blogs that way?
    Turkey sounds good any time of year
    Life without turkey would cause me to shed many a tear

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    1. Yeah the search engines nuts
      Seem to find our huts
      The cat agrees
      He steals it in a breeze

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  5. The turkeys sure like to travel. They should have stayed away from Turkey.

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    1. Eaten in Turkey
      Won't leave them perky

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  6. there sre a couple countries i could eat
    but then i def would not be able to see my feet
    ha. fat as a cat on the couch at my mat...
    i have never really looked to see
    how many find my sea, like what the word
    i am sure there are some absurd

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    1. haha yeah with your posts
      Sure you have some from strange coasts
      And search terms too
      That would work for the posts at my zoo

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    1. Fun to be
      At my sea
      You missed one too
      Shame on you lol

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  8. How come you did not mention Bangkok?

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    1. haha forgot that one
      With my run
      They don't stalk me
      So never saw at my sea

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  9. It amazes me that you come up with so many rhymes and make them all fun.
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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  10. You're hungry for turkey and I'm now hungry to go hopping around travel sites. hahaha

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    1. haha off you go
      To a far away shore for some R and R at your show

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  11. This is my favorite lines and they made me chuckle out loud.

    Sadly Hungary had a Turkey,
    Turned them into jerky.
    Hungary was hungry I guess.
    Hungary for Turkey, lame? Confess!

    I'm now hungry for turkey also.

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    1. haha so much turkey there
      One may be overloaded at their lair

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  12. Do they have Thanksgiving in Turkey?

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    1. the answer is no, but it would be hilarious

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    2. Thank would be ironic as can be
      And would make me laugh with glee

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    3. haha that would be funny indeed
      Maybe it needs to take seed

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  13. Maybe the Turkeys are having an identity crisis and they are looking to the cat for guidance?

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    1. Hmmm that may be bad
      They may end up lunch at my pad

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  14. Some country names are good to eat
    Others would be just a treat
    Some countries are always in a hurry
    Like Russia do they like to scurry
    Some countries drink like ginger ale
    Do you buy it by the pail
    Countries that have smiling eyes
    Like Irish if they tell no lies

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    1. If countries were like that name
      That they regard with such claim
      The world would be strange
      Russia must be running for an underwear change

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  15. I am Hungary for a Canada Turkey Chile. Your blog is so very silly.

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    1. Silly it can be
      Enjoy that at your sea

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  16. I love reading your silly rhymes. They never fail to make me smile. :D

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  17. I like to look at my stats and brag that I'm popular in Russia...though to be fair, they are probably just seeing if I'm looking to get a wife or make some investments in their off shore accounts.

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    1. Hmmm yeah that could be true
      They may also just like stalking you

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  18. I think I need to check my stats more
    And see who visits my shore
    Yours are always certainly very interesting
    Definitely never boring!

    betty

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    1. They never are a bore
      And at least they never speak at my shore

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  19. Have to be careful in those nether regions

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  20. All names have something that can backfire

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    1. That they all have indeed
      Between the lines you have to read

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  21. I think I'm Hungary for Turkey Chile.

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    1. I should get a kickback
      Selling all kinds of turkey at my shack

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  23. Your post just inspired me to change some dinner plans,
    Turkey in oven will make all my kids happy meal fans.

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    1. haha I really should get some dough
      For helping the turkey industry out at my show

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  24. You've got problems with Turkey, I've got 12 of the beggars in the kitchen trying to escape!

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    1. Need to ring their neck
      Before they give a peck

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  25. Your geographical feast makes me Hungary...

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    1. Visit a Hungary shore
      And be Hungary no more

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  26. Don't be Russian after no Turkeys!

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  27. I am just impressed that the virgins have their own island!

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    1. Yeah all there together
      I hope they have nice weather

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  28. Some fun names you've installed
    In ways I'd not recalled
    I always enjoy perusing the map
    And finding an imaginate gap
    Making plans to photograph
    Places with names that make me laugh

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    1. Well now there are a few
      You can add to your cue

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  29. Don't knock those chickens. They sure know how to dance and party.

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    1. And they can be rubber
      Making one jealous Flubber

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  30. A turkey once stalked my car;
    I should have sent him to your bar.
    I wanted to kick him in the Netherlands
    And if he got mad he could...... Sudan.

    *snerk*

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    1. haha might be some steep fees
      Better off putting him between peas

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  31. At first I was thinking this was regarding Turkeys (the animal) but now I realize you're talking about your stats and viewers hailing from Turkey the country. hahaha. You are ridiculously clever!!!

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    1. haha that works for me
      Yeah not actual turkeys today at my sea

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  32. Sometimes places are given names that will be regretted. Intercourse, PA, might be one of those.

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    1. haha yeah that one would be high on the list
      Although i bet it is a stop not to be missed

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  33. orlin N cassie.....

    we saw yur post title
    we wuz reddy ta go
    without even stoppin
    ta say... oh hell noe

    yur header came up
    and it saved de day
    thiz be bout de countree
    knot de damn BURD...hooray !!

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    1. haha you contree and no burd
      That would just be absurd
      And look at you go
      With the flow

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  34. Ahh, some good wordy worldly fun!

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    1. Around the world we go
      High and low

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  35. You know silly cat
    Is not the same
    Chile and chile
    And you know that!

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    1. Pffft it sounds the same to me
      Here at my sea lol

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    2. Pffttt! Of course silly cat, the word chile (about peppers) and someone eats is a mexican word.we dont use to the same
      We say aji.
      And Chile is a country name and you know that.

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    3. Pffft the cat thinks it is the same
      That is my final claim lol

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    4. Pfffffffffffffffffffffft back
      Mine is a bigger pffft attack lol

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  36. I love your play on words. Ha, sometimes Iceland is warmer than where I live. There is irony in that.

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    1. That is pretty sad
      There at your pad

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  37. Haha Turkey is after you
    About to invade your zoo
    Get ready to fight
    With all of cat's might lol :)

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    1. The cat has his scat
      All ready for that

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  38. I would like some turkey chili - haha
    all this talk of food has made me hungry

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    1. Got you hungry too
      Forgo the crap at your zoo

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  39. lol Nicely done. I've always wanted to move to Maryland..because it's Mary's Land..and live on a street called Mary Circle in the town of Maryville. LOL

    Turkey is goood...with gravy.

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    1. lol that would sure be fun
      Would never get old giving it a run

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  40. I did see a turkey running through our neighborhood once. Such a weird sight it was! However, I have never seen a person from Turkey in our neighborhood. That would probably be a weird sight too.

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    1. Double weird if both came at the same time
      Then you may give them a dime

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  41. LOL! :)
    We have a lot of Turkish people living in Germany....I mean A LOT.
    I'm hungry, too, now...

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    1. Never knew there was a ton
      Eating turkeys can be fun

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  42. Hey, cat, is it the 25th already?/Your talk about turkeys has made me a bit lazy/Here I am, sweating like a horse in the middle of spring/thinking of Christmas and one of two things/like the fact that that Turkey you mentioned had a capital "T"/it's not Crimbo you're on about, but the country, silly me! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yep, no christmas yet
      That is a ways away for this pet

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  43. Reminds me of those James Bond puns 'Christmas in Turkey' that sort of stuff, they got rid of it all in the reboots.
    Half of Turkey is insane the other half is very westernized, i wonder where the dividing line is. Left foot in insanity, right in rationality, you could hop between mental states. Great poem.

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    1. haha be fun to hop back and forth the line
      At least for the feline

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