Thursday, May 29, 2014

With This Blip It Is Time For Another Trip!

It has been a while since the cat took you on a trip. So I guess it is time we let another trip post rip. Today were are not going to visit the gate of the gods or Oak Island searching for treasure with cods. Nope, today we are going to Hell. Isn't that swell?


So here we are,
Many have to travel far.
But when they get there,
They have reached Hell's lair.

In a Turkmenistan desert far far away,
Some Soviet scientists decided to play.
They want to dig for oil and such,
Or drill more than a touch.

I suppose they wouldn't want to use their hands.
How would they then be able to wave from the stands?
After they discovered such riches,
They would not want to look like they dug ditches.

Anyway, they set everything up,
Sure they also sucked coffee from their cup.
Then they went ready, set, go!
I guess their ducks weren't all in a row.

They waved goodbye to their drill,
Hell sucked it up like a pill.
Hell then gave a fart,
I guess it took the pill to heart.

They had to get rid of the gas.
It could kill even a bass.
That just would not do.
So they got together their crew.

They decided to fight gas with gas.
Yep, so many brain cells in that mass.
So they lit Hell on fire.
Redundant like rubber to a tire.

But they did it anyway.
Expecting the fire to stop any day.
Instead over 40 years later,
It is still burning in the crater.

Hell is here to stay.
The piper you must pay. 
Wonder if he takes Canadian money?
Loonies he may find too funny.

So if you find yourself in Turkmenistan,
Where obviously turkey's and men are a stan fan,
You can go to the middle of the Karakum Desert,
To the Door of Hell and flirt.

Don't you now what to visit there? Aren't you glad the cat made you aware? You can walk to the center of a giant litterbox, preferably with shoes and socks, then stare at fire in a hole. My, that is a lofty goal. Enjoy your next travel pass from my ever so traveling little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

100 comments:

  1. Things these scientists did sure as hell
    They did not think straight one could tell
    Sustained a fire that long
    Something had gone wrong
    For starters was there not a dry run for a spell?

    Hank

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    1. I guess dry run or not
      It just burns a whole lot

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  2. I sure wouldn't want to be the 'fellee'
    Who thunk up an idea so smelly.
    It would probably make much better sense,
    To be the one with icewater to dispense.

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    1. Yeah and profitable too
      Many bucks could come due

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  3. So this place is for real?
    Looks hot enough to melt steel
    These scientists deserve the Bonehead of the Century Award
    Or maybe a slap in the head as a reward

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    1. haha yep it is real
      They should get both and call it a 2 for 1 deal

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  4. pretty crasy that it just keeps burning...you have to wonder just what they tapped when they stuck their drill in that...matter of fact, we should consider what we stick our drill in before we do, but that would mean a smarter me, and a smarter you

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    1. Yeah instead they just drill
      Looking for their fill
      And you could so go gutter there
      But I'll reframe at my lair lol

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  5. That is just crazy! I wonder what's in that crater that keeps it burning?
    See you next week, Pat!

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    1. Some gas type thing I guess
      Enjoy your vacation and don't make a mess

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    3. Ooops typo.

      It's magma that is coming to the surface. It is formed just above the Earths core which is very HOT. It keeps coming to the surface do to intense geological pressure. That will continue until either a crust forms to cap it or until enough pressure builds up to blow it all to kingdom come.

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    4. See, there you go
      Irish Air has down all the science lingo

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    5. Is it sad when I get confused less by science than rhyme?

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    6. Just means the cat
      Is too crazy for thee at his mat

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  6. You've just reminded me that some trips are not worth taking. ;) And 40 years of burning??? That's just crazy (and awful!).

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    1. Even the travel person doesn't want to go
      What? No light my fire at your show lol

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  7. Between heaven and hell I prefer to go to heaven! I would't like to burn this way :b

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    1. No burning at your sea
      At least you'd be warm with glee

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  8. That would be neat to see from far away

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    1. Yeah might fall in
      That would be a sin

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  9. Replies
    1. None at all
      Learn a thing or two at my hall

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  10. Must have won that trip from one of those spammers!

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    1. They probably thought it swell
      To send all to hell

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  11. The weird and different creeps me out. I'd be afraid it'd blow up, so a visit there won't be on my itinerary.

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    1. haha just for you it would go boom
      And bring lots of doom

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  12. Burn, squirm and turn
    Hell must be like a churn
    Forty years must be like a spit in the eye
    Compared to burning in hell when you die

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    1. Yeah but either way
      You are warm at your bay

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  13. Hell makes me yell
    Wanna ring that bell
    Dump my HP buy a Dell
    Anything but not hell
    See, in my neck of the woods that desert's quite near by
    Does that mean it's time to say goodbye?
    Fighting gas with gas
    What's next… English class?

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    1. No english class for me
      one with that at my sea
      Dell sucks too
      Throw them all in the fiery loo

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    2. Dell sucks too
      Like a stinky shoe
      Worse even than dino poo

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    3. Dell is a piece of crap
      Blow them off the map

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    4. Flush them down the loo
      I can do, says Grumpy Goo

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    5. Must be one big loo
      To fit them at your zoo

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  14. The Loonie is minted in Hell Cat.

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    1. We still got the toonie
      And ever so cartoonie

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  15. oh heck.. is that true... my goodness... if they had known what they started, they would've thought twice... ha... like in real life

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    1. True indeed
      They made it takes seed

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  16. orlin N cassie....de food gurl says her doez knot even knead a pass a port ta visit heer coz her goes ta hell monday thru fryday frum like 9:00 til when ever....

    getz told ta go ta hell may be once or twice a yeer.....

    she her self tellz everee one ta go ta hell, tho they due knot take her add vize coz they iz still a round....

    and when her looks in de mirror her says ta her self... ewe look like hell...

    tho frank lee we dont troo lee ever see flames shootin outta her ass....

    which iz a good thing we guess...

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    1. haha flames shooting out her ass
      Would be a good time to whack he with a bass

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  17. When it comes to fighting gas...
    I will pass!

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    1. So you just let it pass
      Out in mass? lol

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  18. 40 years of fire...sounds like Hell to me!

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  19. I wonder if a really, really big Gas-X
    would help to curb some of that mess?
    It's worth a try, however queer
    But I'm not one to volunteer.

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    1. Yeah I'd watch from far away
      Such a display

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    1. Went to hell in a hand basket
      But at least crispy there is no casket

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    2. One hell of a post haha good one.

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    3. How long did it take you to get that one?
      Did you catch on first shot under my sun?

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    4. About a second or two
      I just woke up.... it's true.

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    5. Sleep at your sea
      Snoring must have confused thee

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    6. I'm the snoring champ
      Giving everyone a cramp

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    7. Snoring champ vs humper champ
      Sure can shake a lamp

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  21. Although your first paragraph led me to believe
    A visit to my office you would achieve
    Turns out another Hades leads the list
    Hope that doesn't make my co-workers too pissed...

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    1. haha they will have to stand in line
      And to Hades they can whine

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  22. A trip to hell! Wasn't expecting that but I had to smile and giggle a bit when hell farted! I mean its hell, of course it farts! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA You always make me laugh! ♥

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    1. haha hell can fart
      I hear they take them to heart

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  23. As long as they have coffee, I'm alright. lol

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    1. LOL with this one
      you gave me a laugh today under the sun

      betty

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    2. haha it will never be cold
      Or have mold

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  24. Sounds like a country Borat's cousin would be from

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    1. Yeah it could be
      Burning in all eternity

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  25. I think I will stay put and not visit that land
    sounds a bit too hot for me
    if I were to travel, I tihnk it would be
    not to see something so nasty.

    betty

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    1. Could see a ton of nasty things though
      Like what? You don't want to know

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  26. Replies
    1. Even if it is free,
      That one you will flee?

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  27. Well if the cat meets us there, I'll bring extra marshmallows and ice chests. Perhaps, I should buy some oxygen masks as well.

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    1. Yeah the oxygen masks would be a good plan
      The ice may not last long and be water in the pan

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  28. It looks very hot.
    I think I would rather not.
    haha.

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    1. Up you could trot
      Grab your spoon and do the robot

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    2. Robot arms are a go
      With her gadget show

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    3. go go gadget she lets come due
      With much in view

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  29. I have read of such place & its really hot down there ~

    I would rather sit ice cream and sit down on here ~

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    1. haha a better way to be
      Here at your sea

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  30. I have been whining about traveling to somewhere hot, but this isn't quite what I had in mind. Looks a wee bit too toasty there.

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    1. lol well you'd never have to worry about being cold
      So is a trip sold?

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  31. I don't want to go there, it just doesn't sound fair. I rather lay on a mat and hang with the cat. :-))

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    1. Lay on a mat you say
      That can be done at ones bay

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  32. I am not sure if this is a place I would vacation with my girls :)

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    1. Yeah might want to avoid
      Just look at it on an android

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  33. That is one red hot mess
    I'll vacation at another address

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