Saturday, May 10, 2014

With This Romp We Tackle The Floor Stomp!

Those above the cat can sure scat. The cat looks up all the time when he hears such a chime. I can figure out their feet and leave them in defeat. You don't believe the cat? Well we can't have that.

Stomp, stomp, stomp,
Someone on a romp.
A pissed off nut,
Maybe with a gut.

Super stomp attack.
Every day at their shack.
Means they are rather large,
Or think they are in charge.

A clang or a cling,
Clutsy I give a ring.
Thy broke a dish,
Maybe to make a wish?

Stomp, stop, stomp, stop.
One foot is a flop?
Having uneven feet,
Would not be neat.

The stomp and slide,
They have no pride.
Can't pick up their feet.
Maybe loaded down with wheat?

Bang, bang, bang,
A little different than the clang.
A ball bouncing up and down?
Or maybe two going for the ball bouncing crown?

Crack here and there,
They are a normal pair.
At least for feet.
The rest of the human may deplete.

Stomp, crack, stomp, crack,
A high heel attack.
Must have a date,
Or feet killing is their fate.

Boom!
Something spells doom.
Dropped something big.
Hope nothing lost its wig.

Feet share the love,
With noises above.
Isn't it so grand,
Living in apartment land?

I guess at least the cat gets a good neck stretch each day when the stomping comes on display. It keeps me nimble and quick. Maybe it does the trick? Do you stomp with each pass? I bet your feet make more noise than the four attached to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Without a break # 56
      It is not quite a fix

      Hank

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    2. Just ahead of R
      Here at my sand bar

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  2. Stomping quick, quick going for a romp
    The young at heart will not find it wrong
    Forward in bind
    Never you mind
    Looking squarely at something so strong

    Hank

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    1. Yeah sure nothing wrong
      With stomping and ummm singing a song lol

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  3. When I wear heels it makes a different sound than when I'm wearing sneakers, haha. But I don't think I make a lot of sound!

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    1. haha sure those heels clang
      And come down with a bang

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  4. Oh yes, those clopping horse noises are very scary!

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    1. Makes you go under the bed
      For fear they may step on your head

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  5. Cats don't make a sound, but high heels do and you cant perform catwalk without high heels. I wear heels all the time, even if I hide it with my bbootcut pants, the sound gives it away, but people actually believe I am 5' 5''.Hope I don't have to remove my shoes anytime :)

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    1. Did you say cats don't make a sound? MEOW!

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    2. Hmmm cats fighting and jumping about
      Sure make a sound when then shout

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    3. Go tell her, Pat!
      Show her who's the real cat.....

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    4. haha the real cat his here
      Even makes noises when things drop out his rear

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  6. People above with tile on the floor
    Echos the steps, gives the crazies galore
    High heels are the worst they go clickty clack
    Don't step on a crack or you'll break somebody''s back

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    1. As long as it isn't mine
      Been there done that, not divine haha

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  7. feet always make noise with many a tap

    all the hands can do is clap and snap

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    1. And they can slap
      With a good whap

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  8. Cats must be the most quiet stompers of all
    thankfully there are no elephants in the hall!

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    1. Yeah they would suck
      Squashed all would be and outta luck

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  9. I think that's why it is good to live about it all
    except that's not good at moving time
    I think I have a heavy foot and would stomp
    but hubby and son are stealth footed, they sneak up on me all the time

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    1. Yeah it is a real bitch to move up high
      So I guess away the stomping will fly

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  10. Ah, the joy of apartment living. :)

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    1. Sucks a ton
      But has to be given a run

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  11. I don't stomp, but I do bet I'm noisier than the cat. :)

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    1. The cat is mouthy though
      So you never know

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  12. I remember those days quite well.
    Some things you heard were not swell! Ha.

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    1. haha or somethings you see
      They are rather scary

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  13. That's a lot of noises to bear when you live in an apartment ~
    Can't stand the stomping ~

    Have a good sunny spring weekend Pat ~

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    1. Yep, a lot can be heard
      Need to flip all the bird

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  14. I bet you're right! The cat's feet are much more nimble than mine. Your title reminded me of one of my mom's favorite songs, The Bristol Stomp. :)

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    1. Not sure I've heard that one
      And yep, the cat can be quiet and run

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  15. Oh I know of this
    They take the piss
    Bang and crash
    They continue to bash
    Any old time
    They don't think it's a crime
    I have the same woes
    Don't you knows
    We did complain
    All in vain
    Then once more
    They let out a roar
    We told them to stop
    Or we'd call the cop
    Silence is grand
    In my land.


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    1. So threaten the police
      For a little peace
      Sounds like a plan
      Call the man

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  16. Bang, bang, bang
    My neighbor's a one-man gang
    Bang some more
    Till I come a-knocking on his door
    Maybe not when he's all hot
    Bang bang bang he does a lot
    Maybe wearing high heels too
    Or some special type of shoe
    Crack here and there you say?
    Wish I could stop him play
    Today

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    1. haha that is a scarier play
      One I'd never want to see or hear at my bay

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    2. I'm gonna isolate the house
      Won't be able to hear a mouse

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    3. There you go
      Won't even hear a lawn mow

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  17. My daughter had an upstairs neighbor who let the kids play ball in the house and they bounced the ball on their floor..her ceiling at 1am. She finally had to say something to them and they said, kids are playing..like too bad for you.

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    1. What a bunch of arse holes indeed
      Bounce balls above them at their feed

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    1. It is nice not to have to take care of anything
      Other than that fun doesn't ring

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  19. You could always get a ball and bounce it off the ceiling for a little payback

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    1. That could be a plan
      One of which I'm a fan

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  20. The nerve of those clickity clankity heels, no care for how the cat might feel. Meow~~

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    1. haha yeah they suck stomp away
      Night and day

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  21. Hahaha - stomp neighbors won't do you any favors!

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    1. Nope, keep you awake
      As the ceiling does shake

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  22. Cats are quiet I would guess. I've never owned one to see and avoid them as much as possible since they make my eyes tear and nose run. However, I love my dogs, who are not quiet.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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    1. Nope, dogs are as yappy as can be
      Cats can be too at their sea

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  23. We have lotsa sympathy, maybe
    Because our upstairs neighbors had a baby!
    He's about nine months old
    And soon enough I am told
    Will come the patter of tiny feet
    And won't that just be a treat?

    Sorry we've been scarce--the Human says this is her "busy" time of year at school--as if anything should come before *me*! Phfft!

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    1. Have fun with that
      As their feet pitter pat
      And lots of noise comes due
      Soon enough the busy time will be through

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  24. haha... you know.. my daughters do gym workouts in their rooms...right above my head...sometimes it sounds like a horde of elephants...smiles

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    1. hahaha I do that here too
      I wonder what they hear below my zoo

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  25. I have never lived in an apartment, but we did have a condo at one point. It had very thin walls. The whore, I mean lady, next door always had a new man over. Like clockwork, 5 am every day I heard thump, thump, thump on our shared bedroom wall. Always following was the lovely smell of her skunk weed blowing through the windows. The day we bought our house was the happiest day of my life.

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    1. haha I've had those walls before
      Thankfully no skunk weed at my shore

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  26. I have never tried acupuncture before. Some of my family does it but it seems they go back again and again... so I don't know that it works for them.

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    1. Works for me
      But yeah go back once a month at my sea

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