Tuesday, June 3, 2014

A dVerse Celebration Of Constipation!

Oh what must run through your head when the above dVerse title you read. Gas would be too easy for me. So we will instead go into brain fart territory at my sea. You know, when you instantly forget something at your show, but you know what it is. It can be worse than a pop quiz.

You feel a vibration.
You get an elation.
But forget the narration.
Over your vibration sensation.

The answer is on an aviation,
Which can be a complication.
Leading to a one way conversation,
To one nutty destination.

Seeking that information,
You try a little mediation.
Off in soothing isolation,
You still find no motivation.

So you turn to recreation.
Playing with the vegetation. 
Which gives you a nomination,
To have a little visitation.

After such investigation,
You make a proclamation.
You suffered from assassination,
Or some mind neutralization.

It was a secret organization,
So you seek rectification.
Before you get full brain sterilization,
Muttering about your victimization.

You go for electrification,
For some stabilization,
To your disorganization,
Hoping for detoxification. 

You sense a little triangulation,
And a little less obliteration.
Hoping for a manifestation,
To your little illumination.

After more deliberation,
You find more restoration,
To your new renovation,
From the power station.

Wallah! Instant education!
From your constipation,
Requiring celebration.
This may have been an exaggeration.

Was this your expectation at my rhyming station? Maybe you expected an assimilation or some sort of fragmentation about constipation? Sorry, it was not in today's constellation. Now I will let you settle your dehydration from my brain fart dissertation and hope any desperation will pass from my aggravation of a little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

91 comments:

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    1. It's now # 22
      Still feeling new!

      Hank

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    2. Still on the go
      Streak getting high not low

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  2. I think you used almost all the 'tion' words in the dictionary!

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    1. I barely touched on them at my sea
      There are a ton for a spree

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  3. I think my brain was the victimization of this tion escalation

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    1. That works for me
      Here at my tion sea

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  4. I might have said something about a relaxing poo
    Taking place at your zoo,
    But in my estimation
    My brain now needs some restoration.

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    1. No need for that
      The cat is fine with his scat

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  5. Pat this was a tion overload of sorts
    Made my morning face contort
    And if I had a nickel for every time I forgot a word
    I'd be richer than Bill Gates, and that'd be absurd

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    1. haha well then you could share
      To each and every lair

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  6. Just eat more fibre. No more problems!

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    1. I eat enough
      Maybe sometimes too much of the stuff

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  7. Going on in at one's own traction
    Going through some consternation
    Some confusion
    And some elation
    But certainly within one's summation

    Hank

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    1. Can summarize indeed
      What takes seed
      Just have to take heed
      And go top speed

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  8. Without negotiation, this was quite the proportion, of words with 'tion' pronunciation. Well played my blogger friend. :)

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    1. Always fun to do
      Here at my tion zoo

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  9. that you have constipation in the same verse as assassination
    has lost no irony, see that is a double ass you say,
    which is twice the stopped up-ness,
    which would really be a mess when it lets loose
    out the caboose, with all the tion-ing
    i thought you might have found religion

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    1. haha no throwing hands in the air
      Here at my lair
      But no ummm other air
      Either to spare
      And caught that did you
      Nicely done at your zoo

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  10. Oh I am feeling the mood. Not a pleasant one.

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    1. haha a brain fart
      You take to heart

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  11. It might be a source of consternation
    About your chronic constipation
    But the remedy is quite clear
    Have a dose of dihorrea!

    ROFL

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    1. But with your allegation
      There may be an altercation
      Causing too much gastrulation
      To last a generation
      Leaving me in isolation
      Until dissipation
      As I may get no cooperation
      Do I need a certification?
      Verbal Diarrhea is at its maximization
      Thanks to my reincarnation

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    2. Hey, I saw you try to comment
      On my missing post, gone in a moment.
      It is now up and running
      You'll find it truly stunning.
      The post is published have no fear
      So you can read it nice and clear!
      LOL

      And still sorry aout your verbal constipation.
      Try Collis Brown ROFL

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    3. Will it stun my eye
      Like the sun in the sky
      I may need that stuff
      If a sun burn hits me in the buff

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  12. After self liberation
    I find my salvation
    in the traveling mode
    with a new information!

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    1. I made you travel
      Things may unravel

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  13. So many big words, I got lost in all the meanings. I have to agree with one comment. Eat more fiber. Take care and have a great day.

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  14. Oh well, my sisters do say I am full of it sometimes!

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    1. I have heard that too
      Here around my zoo

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  15. There is an annihilation of every sensation besides elation after I have read this summarization here on your site!! Bravo!

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    1. haha got the sensations at your bay
      Score one for the cat today

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  16. Hahaha.... I expected to read about constipation. I guess I have to read my own blog if I want to know about that subject.

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    1. haha have to read and let the worms flow
      There at your show

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  17. I read the title as celebrity constipation and thought you were starting to emulate American news channels.

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    1. haha nope, no news today
      here at my bay

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  18. the trick is to have a power level over 9000

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    1. But I want to go further than that
      Although giant ape isn't fun for the cat

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  19. Brain fart territory? Yes, that happens a lot.

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    1. Happens a ton indeed
      At many a feed

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  20. We have learned to expect the unexpected at your zoo! Just so long as there are no 'roids involved . . .

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    1. None of those near
      Here at my sphere

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  21. Constipation is nothing to celebrate, so you made a good choice to divert from that!

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    1. Brain fart territory at my sea
      Rarely happens to me

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  22. Let's hear it for the TION's for today
    You really did say the say
    After saying the "says" we have to do the do's
    Unless we happen to live in a big pair of shoes
    It's a really bright day and we've got nothing to lose
    We'll go on our way, with people we'll schmooze

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    1. No schmoozing for me
      That causes not glee
      Germs galore
      Pucker up at another shore lol

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  23. oy heck.. i'm a bit dizzy from all this ---ations and need some recreation...ha

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    1. Go for a run
      Get all tion-ed out under your sun

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  24. What a sensation
    Every read, a celebration
    Though I need a quick vacation
    Or a chocolate staycation.

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    1. Go with the last
      Sure you'll have a blast

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    1. Could be longer
      Then I'd come on stronger

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  26. Lots of "ations" at your pad, today. I didn't know there were so many to be had.

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    1. That isn't even the brink
      Enough there to turn the blue guy pink

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  27. This post was fun
    But my lol came undone
    When R's comment I did see
    Now laughing helplessly

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    1. haha R changed his remark
      Thanks to my tion park

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  28. orlin N cassie

    now we noe wear de sayin:
    tuff $hit
    comes from !!

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  29. "when you instantly forget something at your show, but you know what it is. It can be worse than a pop quiz."
    I really think it won't happen today at night in my English presentation!

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    1. Hopefully it does not
      Or blank stares you may get a lot

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  30. Did you say " brain assassination and go get electrification,
    For some stabilization?" yea, I've done that:)

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    1. haha hmmm literally at your sea
      Geez going all Jack Nicholson are we

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  31. This is so funny as I read it out aloud ~ And to think we are having seeding prompt over at D'verse ~ No to constipation now ~

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    1. The cat can play
      With tion's all day
      They just have quite the flow
      Seeds can sure grow

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  32. Funny....this happens more and more to me. I completely forget what I was going to say..or where I parked. Makes me feel old and demented. LOL

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    1. lol so that is what I have to look forward too
      Better get lots of post it notes at my zoo

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  33. I think you have a word fixation
    as all these lines took formation
    the cat enjoys some adoration
    for his post is a humorous creation
    needs some new motivation
    just gaze upon the constellations
    does your brain need a new sensation
    it's spring have a fling enjoy some flirtation


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    1. Is that a solicitation?
      Or a little socialization
      Should it go under reevaluation
      Or a rectification
      I vote for glorification
      With a little harmonization

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  34. I think if I spoke all of that it might lead to strangulation

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    1. Need a stress ball
      There at your hall

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  35. Brilliantly written once again
    on a subject not many would touch
    Lots of "tion" words here
    Didn't leave out much!

    betty

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    1. The cat will go anywhere
      Even in all tion at his lair

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  36. Are you a mind reader? I have been dealing with a constipated little kid for the past two days. I think i should read your post allowed a few times to cheer me up.

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    1. The cat can reads minds easy at his sea
      Cheer away with tion glee

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  37. When I have no memory of an appellation
    (which is often, because, you know, the drugs),
    I just call it
    'thing'.

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    1. A thingy magiggy works
      Has some perks

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  38. What a way to sum up the brain farts. Yes, I do have them all the time. I think I waste most of my day trying to remember what I just forgot!

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    1. haha such a pain in the rump when they do that
      Damn thoughts like to scat

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  39. I'm almost disappointed ;)
    Ah, but brain farts are just as stinky... hehehe

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    1. haha that they can be
      When they annoy thee

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  40. I think such ations would give me constipation

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    1. That would be bad
      Having to push a tad

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