Friday, June 6, 2014

A Flag Or A Bag!

The cat was thinking the other day that he needs a flag for his bay. All kinds of countries have one. It could be fun. So I went to work on this little Rhyme Time perk


I got some toilet paper,
Ready for my caper.
But it just spun around,
Then something better was found.

I ate some more paper,
But this thing didn't taper.
It was still there.
I gave it another glare.

It was time to get to work.
I ignored the jerk.
Then I spun some more,
 This would be a flag of lore.


 But I kept getting stuck.
Just my luck.
The flag was tough.
Time to get rough.

I bit it good.
Tastes better than wood.
I'd eat it every day,
If Pat left it on display.

I stole this one,
For my flag fun.
Don't tell.
I might get hell.

So back to a flag.
This thing was a drag.
Then I saw it again.
I finally gave in at my den.


Screw the flag.
I'll take the bag.
Much better any way.
Although not very roomy I must say.

Pat just said I had a big ass.
I do look kinda crass.
Maybe I'll go back to the tp,
Then one day a flag will show at my sea.

There was the story of the flag. I know, no flag, such a drag. Maybe one day there will be one. I'll have to have another toilet paper run. Until then I'll bag such a thing at my grass and rest my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Without a break # 25
      Can still survive!

      Hank

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    2. A dead-heat at 7.00
      Great heavens!
      Lately it had not happened
      Causing some concern!

      Hank

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    3. haha oh Mary is after thee
      Better be on time at my sea

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  2. Aww the cat is so cute. Loved the pictures. very playful.

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    1. He will play with much
      Anything he can touch

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  3. The cat is thinking that he needs a flag
    That'll be a good turn to make it relax
    That is imposing its stand
    To make known its domain
    Go for it Cat, this is just a minor set-back

    Hank

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    1. A minor setback indeed
      One will surely take heed

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  4. Cats can find hours of entertainment in the most random things
    Whether it's a paper bag, toilet paper, or a random string
    Hopefully one day the cat has better luck with making a flag
    And if not, hopefully can still find refuge in that bag

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    1. They can sure amuse with the tiniest stuff
      Especially if the bag was full of fluff

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  5. lol. And tp rolls pretty good too if it's on the roll like that...ha! The bag doesn't look as comfy. :)

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    1. The tp goes right down the hall
      He sure has a ball

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  6. great photos and tale. I will draw you a flag for you cat if your cat wants another flag attempt made, unless you are satisfied with the bag. nah I will give it a try, what the heck! jean :)

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    1. haha what the heck indeed
      Go for it at your feed

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  7. See what we can discover while in the drag mode
    paper rolls around, makes cat to do work :) cutie

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    1. Cat rolls and rolls
      And then off he strolls

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  8. Tell him you're going to need a bigger bag.

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    1. A bigger one at my shore
      Would sure alleviate this chore

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  9. A flag would be mag if you want to play tag
    If the hag says "you're it" don't you brag
    Choose the flag or the bag but don't get in a snag
    Or in a snit with a zit or go zag
    If you eat the flag you will gag
    And your tongue will just wag
    You'll lie in the bag like a rag not a flag for the tag

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    1. Wow that didn't lag
      The flag bag tag
      It can't sag
      Or it might nag
      So I'll eat and wag
      Then the litterbox can play tag

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  10. haha the cat was on patrol
    as the TP went out of control
    as this page I did scroll
    making a flag his one goal
    better than falling in a hole
    so a bag from Pat he stole
    a flag might need a pole
    look around as you stroll
    a cat with heart & soul
    that likes to rock n' roll

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    1. The tp ran up the wall
      And straight down the hall
      As the cat gave a call
      And didn't even fall
      Maybe he'll build a tp mall
      That is really tall
      A pole doesn't need to be all
      Get some beams and have a ball

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  11. So did you, with Pat, share the tp,
    Or was the goal of this endeavour to make him squee
    With delight at all your cuteness?
    If so, I salute your astuteness.

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    1. haha he rolled his eyes
      Nothing left for him to use if he tries

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  12. My cats don't bother the t.p.
    but my very first cat did with glee!
    He would grab the end and run with delight
    and the whole roll would spin at speeds out of sight!
    All over the house he would run
    until it ran out and the deed was done.
    haha.

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    1. Lucky they leave it alone
      As I have to hide it like a dog does a bone
      As that is what he will do
      But then he will eat it too
      And get all constipated as well
      Damn cat must like #2 hell lol

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  13. ha. i am kinda glad that my cat stays out of the TP
    that can get a bit messy, but he
    can def get into some odd places
    to create sleeping spaces

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    1. Yeah into wherever they like
      Be glad the tp he doesn't strike

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  14. here is the right place to comment: I drew you a flag for your cat on a bag today.
    and gave you a shout out as well but yeah you have to wade through D Day to get to it

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    1. Saw it below
      Will have a look at your show

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  15. Something colorful would probably be better...

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    1. Colorful tp you say
      Could be a big hit at ones bay

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  16. Oh TP makes a great flag BUT we would have had that shredded in no time. And Bags are our very favorite... Hope you all have a great day and a better week end.

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    1. haha he has it shredded in no time flat
      When it isn't be played with at our mat

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  17. Orlin looks to be having too much fun with the TP to create anything

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    1. But he can create a mess
      That is easy to guess

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  18. He looks like he's trying to get it all wrapped around him

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    1. He just likes to have fun
      Being a mummy and off he'll run

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  19. Haha spoken like a true cat! A cat would take a nap in a bag over almost any alternative!

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    1. Yep, that or a box
      Beats stinky socks

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  20. Love the pictures. Cats are too fun to watch.

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    1. Always fun to watch where they go
      As they run to and fro

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  21. Looks like the cat is the flag bearer of bad news!

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    1. haha and he takes it well
      As he dishes it out at his cell

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  22. So much for the flag. It was a nice idea, though.

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    1. Yeah worth a try
      Better than a poke to the eye

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  23. Dear Pat, none of the three cats with whom I live can rhyme but they do know how to purr. Maggie, I think, could win a gold medal at it in the Feline Olympics. I'm so sorry that the cat with whom you live--the rhyming cat--wasn't able to complete the flag--maybe you need to provide more than the toilet paper---how about glue and a dowel! Peace.

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    1. haha mouthy-ness he could win at
      I guess I could provide more to the cat
      But then he'd eat it all
      Here at my hall

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  24. Hearth and home all together in one well-fitted bag,
    But the white paper stuff looks a bit more like a crappy flag.

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    1. haha no crap on it
      At least where I sit

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  25. I love the pictures! They cheered me up. :)

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    1. Glad i can be cheer
      From my little rhyming rear

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  26. Too cute the cat with the paper
    And equally darling in a bag
    I think one day he might be creative
    and actually design his own flag.

    betty

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    1. That he very well could
      Be interesting to see in my hood

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  27. Having a flag,
    can be a drag,
    especially when they sag
    and fall in your eyes
    and everyone dies?

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  28. orlin N cassie...

    if ewe think toy let paperz grate, try de paper towels....they haza wee bit mor fiber texture ta ther selves ..N card board iz like outta thiz werld...well, knot reel lee coz ya can get it any place on earth, but ya wanna talkin chewin !!!

    hay...enjoy a grate week oh end, heerz two snapper, sockeye & sole !!

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    1. Paper towel Pat chases me away from
      But rubber is loved most by my little rhyming bum

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  29. TP and ribbons are such a delight,
    Our cats love to unfurl them and run outta sight.
    Annoying, it's true, but I don't really mind 'em,
    'Cause whenever they do it, it's easy to find 'em.

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    1. True, indeed
      Even at top speed
      They leave a trail
      Can find without fail

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  30. Heh, heh! That's my Patches cat. She used to shred every roll of toilet paper. She's older now and not so destructive. She also likes to play in bags. My Tiger cat prefers napping in my lap.

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    1. haha I have to hide it here
      Or he'd shred day and night I fear

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  31. That was a good one! I love your photos of your cat. Cats will play with almost anything, even toilet paper. Have a terrific weekend!

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    1. Yep, play with anything indeed
      Here at my feed

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  32. Oh, I think you just severely topped
    The cutest post ever recently bopped
    My better half and I giggled today
    When we saw this on my phone display
    What a great start to a weekend new
    Seeing what cats with toilet paper will do

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    1. haha topped my last one
      Damn I'm good under my sun
      TP is is favorite thing
      To grab run and fling

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  33. You've got me thinking that
    At the store they'll ask "paper, plastic or cat?"

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    1. At least with the later one
      You'll get tons of fun

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  34. Too bad you didn't get your flag.
    But you like mighty cute shoved in that bag!

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    1. As long as I don't have to go anywhere
      Happy camper at my lair

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  35. he doesn't seem to like the bag, think it's bad

    a box would make him happy not sad

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    1. A box he has all the time
      So a bag seemed in its prime

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  36. Aww I loved the pictures, Pat
    What a cute, adorable cat
    He loves tp and a bag
    One day he will make a flag
    For now he just made a mess
    For you to clean up nevertheless
    Haha :)

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    1. haha that is about the size of it
      Makes a mess and thinks he is a hit

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  37. This is really great. I am more of a dog person, but I have to say that dogs are this fun only before they grow up. Or that is just my experience.

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    1. Well they can be fun
      Depends on which one

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  38. I just love those photos! But, ho, no self-respecting dog would be caught dead wrapped in toilet paper. LOL.

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    1. lol could eat the tp
      Still at your sea

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  39. Such a funny and sweet post, Pat!
    Orlin sure is having fun where he's at!
    At least he wasn't draping it all through a big tree!
    Much harder to clean up for thee!

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    1. Yeah that is more of a pain
      Cleaning up TP rain

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  40. Toilet paper fun
    Don't need it for your bun
    Or get yourself a bag
    Better than a jet lag

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  41. Wrong post, check the other one.

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    1. Hit the wrong one
      Having too much fun?

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  42. Why is it cats love crawling into bags or boxes. My Daughters cat is the same way.

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    1. I guess they like secure spots
      That have wall plots

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