Thursday, June 19, 2014

An Update You Say At My Bay?

Aren't updates just the best? They sure pass every test. They are ever so grand. The cat doesn't know why you humans do not do it more across the land. I will update you on the update to keep you up to date at my gate.

Updates are fun,
Updates are done.
There are a ton,
Needed to run.

Run the money,
Out like honey,
Right from your hand.
Isn't that grand?

Facebook update today,
More you can display.
Plus more ads for you.
One turns to two.

Blogger updates galore.
Come here to explore.
Damn, nothing works right.
That update had some bite.

Iphone 7.4.6.5.5.5.5.5 is out.
Time to twist and shout.
The screen is 1mm smaller.
Easier to call her.

Updates in food.
GMO isn't crude.
It is oh so grand.
Take a modified stand.

Updates in everything but,
The dentist hut.
Still need the drill.
I guess it gives a thrill?

Updates in politics.
Yet same old tricks.
Same update since the dino age.
All reading from the same page.

Update in your TV.
It looks so much more pretty.
If you sit right next to the screen.
Look at that nice spleen.

Updates to this and that.
Updates from a dingbat.
I'm just going to call it.
Updates = fill my wallet.

There we are at my bar now all are updated near and far. What? You thought it was an update of my hut? Pfft the cat changed sleeping spots today. Did you really want to hear about that at my bay? More fun going after the update in mass with my oh so up to date little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

69 comments:

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    1. It's #12 without a break
      Though a little headache!

      Hank

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    2. Have to squeak in
      Sometimes at my bin

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    3. Not often at any sea
      As far as I can see

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  2. Television can't hurt my spleen - the metaphor already broke it. (Bonus points if you know that movie.)
    And what about that damn dentist pick? Hate the pick.

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    1. Hmmm Monty Python one?
      Not sure I've heard that one given a run
      Yeah stupid thing
      They just let that pick fling

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  3. To get updates and be updated
    Still many may not be satiated
    Have it one's way
    Any which way
    Updated may not mean saturated

    Hank

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  4. Turn on the computer need to update
    Turn on the phone need to update
    some may cost you a higher rate
    taking your money a twisted fate..

    update our wallet with needed cash
    then away to bora bay we could dash..:)
    enjoying the water two fools would splash
    as the waves hit the shore with a crash..

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    1. haha wish my wallet had such an update
      That would sure be a fine fate
      Always something on the go
      To update at ones show

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  5. The social media updates are the most annoying ones
    More annoying that my third grade teacher's puns

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    1. That they surely are
      Not needed near or far

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  6. Update after update...so very true!
    By the time you install some of them
    there are more of them to do!

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    1. Yep, they go out of date
      At a super fast rate

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  7. The TV's been updated
    Keeps the family sated
    Hubby says it's "smart"
    Calls it "state-of-the-art"
    The screen is big and wide
    We can watch it from any side
    But until it does my laundry
    It's not good enough for me.

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    1. haha good luck with that
      Should get on that stat
      A robot tv
      Can do all for thee

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  8. UGH! Updates are NEVER done! And they are so annoying, we wish they could just go away.

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    1. Yes, they sure do annoy
      And bring no joy

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  9. I think I've already encountered 3 updates this morning.
    All of them came with their little warning!

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    1. haha about on par for each day
      They never seem to go away

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  10. One thing we know fur sure, new and improved always is not!

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    1. With that we agree
      Usually just crummy

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  11. Updates are really one big farce
    I'll add they are a pain in the arse
    I just get cozy with a feature I know
    And bang it changes, what a blow

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    1. Yep, they need to go
      And be shoved in something far down below

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  12. Updates really suck making me go wtf

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  13. Updates just for the sake of looking new when something works already are stupid

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    1. Yep, but they do it a lot
      Some kind of evil plot

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    2. Yippeee for you
      At your zoo

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  14. ugh...blogger updates usually make me scream
    in their effort to be useful, they are most hurtful
    and it take months and weeks to make it not reek
    my computer gives no warning it just goes UPDATE
    screen on me and so i have to walk away
    for fear of what i might say....ha

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    1. haha yeah I swear a ton
      When they give errors a run
      Stupid updates never work
      So not a perk

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  15. orlin N cassie....we wood like ta see an update ta de amount oh food in R bowl, de amount oh moneez ta de food serviss gurls bankin a count sew we can get mor updatez in R food bowl AND an update ta how manee times her fillz de food bowl tho if de bank wood update her a count sew we could haz a mor updated food source her woodna knead worre bout updatin her sleep....

    we will keep ewe updated ☺

    heerz two an Antarctic cod kinda week oh end !!


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    1. haha yeah I think we can agree
      Those updates we'd like at our sea

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  16. I started the day with a Chrome update, too
    Let it run while I tied my shoe
    Every trip I make to the bookstore
    To get bandwidth galore
    I have to spend at least an hour
    Doing updates and using battery power
    I certainly would like an update, too
    To the wallet contents at my zoo

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    1. Yeah the wallet is a big one
      I'd sure like that under my sun
      But battery power sure gets sucked away
      When the updates play

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  17. Updates are always a big pain in the rhyming ass of yours. I agree with everyone, things are always our of kilter after the darn update. You have a great day.

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    1. Yep, then they need an update for the update
      Such a sad fate

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  18. I have Windows 8.1 and it seems every time they push an update, something goes wonky for a while. I don't know if they even test stuff anymore!

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    1. Doubt they do
      Just wait until people whine and then fix it on cue

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  19. Lol. I feel like I am always on social media with another update or two. It is like a never ending process.

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    1. Never ends indeed
      Such trends i guess need to take seed

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  20. Updates galore. They are never ending. Would rather see the cat changing sleeping spots. lol

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    1. lol much easier to do
      Less fuss too

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  21. I love how cats sleep in one position for a set period of time, then change it. Are they bored?

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    1. Yeah Orlin just did that
      I guess they get bored or need a cool spot on the mat

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  22. ha - there seem to be way too many updates that aren't up to date when they're released...

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    1. Yep, way too many indeed
      I guess they can't read

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  23. I just want to go back to the days where we didn't need an updated on every little thing. Updates are for the birds!

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    1. But the birds never update
      Crapping on your windshield is their fate

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  24. Fancy an update from me, dear cat?/I've got a new hat/Fancy another, my lovely feline?/The hat is all mine! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The cat will sit in your hat
      And make it kinda flat

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  25. I resist updated stuff if I can help it ~ As long as it works, no need for updates
    :-)

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    1. Exactly the way it should be
      And not super outdated at ones sea

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  26. GMO is OMG backwards

    fitting

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    1. Yep, fitting indeed
      Nasty crap seed

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  27. All I know is when they update our system at work
    it makes everything not run smooth
    I with those jerks
    would leave everything alone!

    betty

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    1. Yeah if it works leave it be
      Pitch the updates into the sea

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  28. The update's better than the down
    Cuz down dates just make me frown
    When they can't stay up
    I stay down
    And there ain't no action
    In this part of town.


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    1. haha the down put a kink in your plans
      No one is down fans

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  29. Updates
    about food - not good!
    Like old one,
    homemade.

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    1. Yeah the gmo crap
      Needs to be blown off the map

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  30. Updates can take forever and inevitably something is going to be messed up when you opt in. Yet, you might be scared not to update... What a vicious update circle. ;)

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    1. haha round and round we go
      With updates high and low

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