Monday, June 30, 2014

Bored In The Lobby? Go Get A Hobby!

No need to be bored at your sea. Just sit back and listen to me. Yes, I know, you read not listen at my show, but I do not care as away I blare. The cat will get you a hobby with ease, so need no to sit and watch the breeze. Unless you are the Gawker, he is a breeze stalker.

You can't lose.
Forget the news.
Hobbies are here.
Far and near.

Glacier Surfing!
Beats astro turfing.
One freezes your ass,
The other a rash mass.

Volcano Boarding!
Don't go volcano hoarding.
There is enough for all.
Warning! Could die if you fall.

Train Surfing!
Beats butt nerfing.
Or maybe not,
As things can go to pot.

Cosplay!
Dress up at your bay.
Like who gives a crap.
Then trot across the map.

Duct Tape Art!
Take the tape to heart.
Make what springs to mind.
If your mind you can find.

Finger and Toes!
Oh my ocd woes.
Collect the nails of each.
Whoever you can reach.

Condom Collecting?
A nose curl I'm detecting?
A company in China thinks they are swell
Taking used ones and making hairbands to sell.

Crayon Carving!
Look below if you're starving.
But here you can create.
Crayon totem poles is your fate.

Eating Inanimate Objects!
One for the rejects.
That chair looks yummy,
Could make you a mummy.

Now you have a new hobby or three to start with glee. Which one will you choose? Many are sure to leave a nifty bruise. Or leave you kinda, maybe, sorta dead. But do not worry your pretty little head. Try new hobbies in mass, just do not do them near my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

80 comments:

  1. Will get one occupied nothing horrible
    Time not wasted one is out of trouble
    Weird ones
    Can be fun
    For one who sizzles or who is feeble

    Hank

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    1. Yeah they can be fun for some
      I'd rather be a little rhyming bum

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  2. Never bored at my lair.
    And duct tape is the answer to everything here in the South.

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    1. Never bored at mine at all
      Even duct tape up the wall?

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  3. Duct tape art sounds creepily weird
    As kidnappings will be feared
    But glacier surfing sounds kinda fun
    Except for the glare from the sun

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    1. Or sinking into the cold
      Then your story of death may be told

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  4. If I had to choose another hobby
    I'd opt for crayon carving at my lobby!

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    1. Making all the colors of the rainbow
      There you go at your show

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  5. duct tape art i could probably pull off...volcano boarding might just be the new thing for adrenaline junkies, but i am hot enough as is, no need to fry my biz....

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    1. haha hot stuff you say
      Hmmm yeah umm okay

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  6. wait...WHAAAAAT????
    (checks hair bands to see if made in China....)

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    1. lol I think you could tell
      I threw up in my mouth when i read that at my cell

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  7. Hobbies galore
    Like shop in a store
    Some do have spice
    Others, no dice
    Cody has a new hobby
    No not in the lobby
    She stands by the door
    Counts bees by the score

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    1. haha counting the bees
      Must surely please
      Bet she wants to eat
      Although they may be a stingy treat

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  8. Bored being snowed under
    Freezing my but off, I'd rather eat some thunder
    Maybe I should jump like Joe
    Into some hot and steamy volcano
    That's a hobby to remember
    Like October comes after September
    Duct tape art
    Sounds like an artifart
    I mean an artifact
    To be exact
    Oh my how impressive
    I mean depressive
    Surf that train
    Lose a brain
    Nothing lost, much to gain
    When you're insane in the membrane
    Collecting rubber... is that a hobby too?
    Might as well hump wearing a shoe
    Stick it in your mouth and chew
    Extra tasty when it's not so new

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    1. Sounds yummy
      Might upset the tummy
      Or cause such a fart
      One could take to heart
      Maybe boil it first
      Could leave on in thirst
      Jump in like Joe
      But might burn your toe
      Insane seem to be the way
      I guess they collected one too many rubbers at their bay

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  9. Now there are some interesting hobbies. It is fun to have some hobbies and kitties really do like different things every day. Have a great day yourself.

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    1. Fun to have some
      But to have those one may need to be drunk on rum

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  10. I think I will have to pass on all of those

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  11. Some people have a bit of a death wish

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    1. That they seem to
      With such things coming due

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  12. We have an old friend who collects condoms. She's... well, she's kind of weird. Her favorite is her condom purse. At least it can't get pregnant?

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    1. Blah to that
      She is far too weird even for the cat lol

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  13. I must admit, I have tasted a chair or two!

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    1. It can taste great
      Such a tasty trait

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  14. How many of those choices are true and the others just sporting?
    The hairbands made of used condoms has to be false reporting.

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    1. All are sure true
      At least as far as what I've read in view

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  15. Too bad a lot of these hobbies didn't exist
    when I had more time to pursue one
    I'm not sure I could tolerate some of these
    bu the condom curl might be fun.

    betty

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    1. haha good luck curling them all
      Going all rubber at your hall

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  16. Those are some very interesting hobbies. Do they seriously take used condoms and make head bands in China? That is seriously messed up!

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    1. Yeah supposedly they actually do
      That is just nasty to the ocd at my zoo

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  17. To collect the nails of each sounds disgusting. You never know what people do with their nails. I remember I watched KND - Kids Next Door and there was some bad children who was a foot nails collection!

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    1. Yeah nasty in every way
      But some like it at their bay

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  18. Volcano boarding?!?! I am praying you made that up! All I can think of is someone riding down lava on a surf board...

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    1. Nope, never made any of them up today
      All are true, so they say

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  19. Condom collecting?? Used or new??? Ewww! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    1. haha well at least new
      Is a little less ewww

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  20. Hey Cat 'n Hatt!
    How's things where you're at?
    I saw the Ninja News on Alex's post ~ Congrats on you're new book!
    I've been catching up and taking a look
    at your latest posts.
    I must be tops at falling behind the most!
    Game of Thrones has an awesome theme,
    at least to me, it would seem.
    Let me count the ways,
    I hate the telephone menu maze!
    And Cat, I'd like a soaker tub
    to surround me at my hub!
    Have fun,
    under the summer sun!

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    1. Caught up at my sea
      With your reading spree
      New book as always on display
      Game of thrones theme is far too long at its bay

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  21. There's Hello Kitty duct tape. I can't figure out what the purpose for manufacturing that would be. What were they thinking? It must sell, though!

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    1. If it is still out there
      Then yeah it must sell at many a lair

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  22. Eating inanimate objects... So familiar... ;-)

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  23. Hairband condoms?
    Well, it must be said.
    'Tis a fashion for dum-dums
    who are also dickheads.

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    1. Or maybe it makes sense
      They wanted off the fence
      So they got them in mass
      Making it safer to have their head up their ass

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  24. orlin N cassie...frank le we like ta eat non food a bullz all de time...me, tuna haza fancee for lectric cordz.....zzzzzzz...SHOCKIN...huh ☺

    oh... N

    de book got heer
    like they said
    anda couple oh times
    it got red
    we sell a brated
    15 minits o fame
    on page 7
    bee de trout towne name
    and brian & spitty
    bee on page six
    oui shared R page
    with her bags oh trix
    thanx ewe guys for
    de big shout out
    de bookz high ona shelf
    coz now we haz...clout !!


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    1. haha glad it was grand
      There in your land
      Showing you on display
      With oui oui as you play

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  25. Condom hair bands??? EEUUWW! YUCK!
    With snowflakes I'd rather be stuck!!!
    Carving crayons, though, doesn't sound bad;
    That might be rather fun and rad!

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    1. haha could be interesting as can be
      Most anything bear the condom spree

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  26. Carving crayons..sounds fun. I saw someone had carved shapes into a pencil lead and just have no idea how they did that.

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    1. Hmmm sure would take some skill
      To do at one's hill

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  27. Collecting condoms? Oh... my... God...

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    1. haha well to each their own
      I guess they like to throw a bone

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    1. lol about the size of it
      But to some they are a hit

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  29. is this your hobby,
    throwing a spanner at the mob- 'ere?
    Provocative today
    with the eeews and yucks
    Gardening looks more attractive than mucking the muck

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    1. haha the ewws and yucks
      Have to have clucks

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  30. We hope those condoms aren't used!

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  31. Well you could make some fancy art
    as duct tape comes in many shades
    who knows make one giant heart
    cover the broken part with band aides

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    1. There you go
      You could make art to show
      Strike it rich
      Just follow the itch

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  32. I can tell you whats not my hobby

    being in hobby lobby

    The SCOTUS ruling today was a joke

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    1. Is it ever more than a joke
      With many such a bloke

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  33. Not hobbies I will be taking up any time soon.
    Most of those sound like hobbies for a crazy loon.
    While the Hobby Lobby ruling was stupid
    Shopping there makes me happier than cupid.

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    1. As long as no diaper is had
      Then you'd be a little mad

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  34. I think you need a hobby of summer drinking, Pat! lol. your header pics are always so festive!!!

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    1. haha my liver would shiver
      And not be a happy giver

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  35. Those hobbies while wry are really quite poor.
    Just one more reason to boycott the Hobby Lobby Store.

    VR Barkowski

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  36. My daughter has a duct tape art kit. She's made a tote bag and some flip flops. ;)

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    1. haha I guess all can be done
      With duct tape under the sun

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  37. Happy Canada Day, oh ye Canadians!!

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