Monday, June 16, 2014

Cassie And Me And Some Of Thee!

Cassie and The Wild Cat you say? I guess I am wild at my bay. Or at least I pretend to be until something scary comes in front of me. Then I go for a stroll and find the nearest hole. Much like I did this time. Cassie and the Wild Cat 4 is now on tour.


 Here you learn Cassie can read.
Psssst, she fakes it at our feed.
But don't tell anyone.
It may ruin her fun


And I can dance on two feet.
Isn't that neat?
Actually on one foot too.
Oh what I can do.


And I can jump into the air.
I can do it with flair.
Butt up or down,
I take the crown.


 It beats rolling in the grass.
Dogs can do that in mass.
Get themselves some fleas,
Oh Please!


Yeah they can wag a tail,
That is just a fail.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
They also eat poo.


Cats can wear a crown.
Spitty doesn't frown.
They can even wear a hat,
Just look at Brian the cat.


They can play in a box,
And Oui Oui would never eat socks.
Then some tabbies from trout towne,
Run around like a clown


All can fit on a windowsill too.
Beat that those who eat poo.
They would just break it.
Then they would be in deep umm spit.

 So have no fear,
Even if a mutt is near.
For another me cheer.

Did you know that cats have a secret meeting place? I think it is between time and space. But who am I to know? I just found the hole and in I was able to go. So now another children's book has come to pass, starring a few of you along with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Without a break it's # 9
      Ringing some chimes!

      Hank

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    2. One more to ten
      Here at my den

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  2. This book looks like a lot of fun
    as another cat story is spun
    the illustrations are top notch
    Cassie's adventures I would watch
    Cats are mystical that is for sure
    I guess that is part of their allure
    Congratulations to Pat
    the man of many hats..haha
    hope many give this book a view
    and maybe even pick up a few
    mastermind of rhymes at his bay
    to that I say have a great day...

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    1. Cassie likes to spin a tale
      With Orlin around none will fail
      Just follow the nut
      As he even takes on a mutt

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  3. Looks like lots of fun and well done!

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  4. Congratulations, Pat! Cassie is going to get a big head with so many books.

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    1. That she just might
      With so many taking flight

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  5. Pat, do you write a book per-week
    This makes my brain shriek
    You must write from morning til' night
    You writing career has taken a helluva flight

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    1. haha truthfully it takes me 30 minutes or so
      To write a kids book, at most, at my show
      Out they just flow
      And away I go

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    2. Once again I notice typos galore
      I need to proof-read my comments, that's for sure

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    3. Bah a few here and there
      Is fine by my lair

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  6. Big congrats on the book. And these illustrations are cute!!!

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    1. Yeah they were done well
      And came out swell

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  7. cool book man...like the art as well..we need a memorial library just to hold all your books....maybe drazin could cut the ribbon

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    1. Drazin could do that
      And then be kicked off stage by the cat

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  8. Cassie the Wild Cat given time and space
    That'll determine it will get to some place
    But first just take a look
    It's a kindle new book
    Prolific production keeps everyone amazed!

    Hank

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    1. Keeps on coming at my sea
      Always adding to the book spree

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  9. She fakes it at your feed, you say?
    I hope that won't ever happen to me at my bay
    It sure would ruin my fun n' play
    Might have to sleep on the couch all day
    That's what I call jumping with flair
    Seems to me you ever brushed your hair
    Dogs eat poo?
    You mean the kind that gets stuck to my shoe?
    Boo hoo whoopdi friggn doo
    Spit.... didn't you mean a bit of shhhhip?
    Can't have none of that swearin' at your ummm hip
    Another you cheer?
    Oh dear
    You're fast
    Seems to me your talent will last :)

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    1. Talent can go
      Forever at my show
      Just need to dough
      And away I go
      The couch all day
      Would cause dismay
      Then you'd really be a grump
      Could always go to a mutt for a leg hump

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  10. Congrats on yet another book
    Kids turn the page and have a look
    Adorable cats lined on a window sill
    Gives all the readers a feline thrill

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  11. Cassie is adorable. I did not know cats have a secret hiding place. That explains where my cats disappear to, when I know they're in the house but can't find them.

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    1. That is where they all go
      When they aren't around to show

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  12. We fake our ability to read too. Most of our books are just copy and paste wikipedia articles about how to make compost. I wonder if people will ever notice?

    I know I say it every time, but... my nephew's going to love this one. I already know because he just loves them all.

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    1. haha well at least you admit it
      but those compost articles are the shit
      Maybe literally
      Glad they give him glee

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  13. Congrats on the book Pat and we are thrilled to make an appearance!!!

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    1. Appeared in form
      With the hat that is the norm

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  14. That is one great book with terrific illustrations. What fun to include some of our good friends. Well done. Take care.

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    1. Many got to be worked in
      Figured it would be a win

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    1. They turned out grand
      Here at my land

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  16. The pictures are pretty and so is the fake reader cat,
    Poor dogs have no chance against one as smart as that.

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    1. Nope, they are up the creek
      But then they just lift their leg and take a leak

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  17. Concats, Pat! Another one we will have to add to our collection. IF we kitties have secret places, we aren't telling!

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    1. The humans will never fully know
      Where it is we go

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  18. Fantastic project, Pat! I love your cat pov
    " Whoopdi friggn doo.
    They also eat poo. "
    I giggled at this. I'm very simple at heart.

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    1. haha simple and true
      Works for me too

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  19. Love the pictures. That dog rolling around made me think of my DIL who's a groomer. She has hayfever and gets it from the stuff the dogs roll into.

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    1. And roll they will
      They seem to get a thrill

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  20. congratulations to another amazing looking book! Please stop being so productive you make a lot of people feel bad about themselves and with a lot I mean me.

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    1. haha the cat is always on the go
      Piling things up at his show

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  21. Congrats on another great looking book.

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    1. Thanks a ton
      Always fun to give a run

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  22. orlin N cassie....thanx for de shout out; N conga ratz on another new book...hope thiz one sells 94 bazillion copeez...amazon toll uz R copee wood bee heer next fryday N we iz holdin em two it... heerz two a mackerull kinda monday & manee sales !! YAY ♥

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    1. haha amazon may lie
      They tend to do that from upon high

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  23. Love the hat, love the bag
    Even love the cat in this little gag
    Cutest illustrations ever
    My oh my, aren't you clever

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  24. What fun! I love these drawings. Great job. You have an impressive talent.

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  25. Great pix today
    cats rule your bay!

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  26. Congrats on yet another book
    Gonna have to give the whole Cassie series another look
    A four-year-old neighbor is turning five
    And this might be the perfect thing for her hive

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    1. Cassie and the wild cat have four
      All on tour

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  27. Fleas is the best of it
    Now our pupstar drives up into the hills
    Ticks and all sorts of creatures
    Are searching for thrills
    and a new home

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    1. Ticks need to die
      And go somewhere to fry

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  28. Haha I love the "they also eat poo" remark. Didn't know cats didnt do that.

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    1. Cats hate that
      But Might re eat a hairball stat

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  29. Great job on another one done
    to add to your pile at your zoo
    this cat one surely looks cute
    and you are right, dogs are known to eat poo

    betty

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    1. That they do
      And they roll in it too

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  30. This is a new one to me!
    I hope it brings you a million..or three!
    haha.

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    1. I thought you got that one?
      Hmph must have missed it in the run

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  31. Continue to amaze as you put them out one after the other

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  32. the cutest illustrations so far

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  33. I don't know what they put in the water you are drinking, but I want some. You just go, go, go!

    Congrats on another awesome book!

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    1. Go go go like that bunny
      Too bad I don't have his money lol

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  34. Those illustrations are awesome.

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    1. Cassie thinks so
      At her show

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    2. So does the cat
      But he's more of a brat

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  36. Congrats on another book!
    And thanks for giving us a look.
    Those illustrations are the best
    And your sillyness tops the rest.

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  37. I want a cat now. So I can dress him up and throw ham in his face.

    Sigh.

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  38. Great fun
    Great pics
    Congrats on the book
    Love cat antics

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  39. Congrats is in order!
    Sorry I'm late crossing the border,
    On Saturday we added 2 kittens at our bay, (Comet and Galaxy)
    "No my earlobes do no lactate!" I say,
    But what a handful of fun and fuzz and crazy
    I'm a tired camper at the end of the day.

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    1. haha they will keep you busy
      May even make you dizzy

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  40. Wow congratulations! Sounds like a great book!

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