Monday, June 23, 2014

Hmmm I Say, Never Thought About It Until Today!

So the cat was hopping about and found an interesting shout. "Should there be a competitor to the Olympics every two years?" I guess the would please the Olympic watching dears. But what would it be called? Did you just go all fourth walled?

The Rally!
From hills to valley,
We give you the best.
Even a nude contest.

Love Yourself!
From human to elf.
All can win and gloat,
So other humans will take note.

Sports That Aren't Sports!
No, not basketball courts.
Stuff like the one legged race.
Not a sport, sorry for the sad face.

Tricky Balls!
Could get cat calls.
Could entice Anthony Weiner.
The playboy mansion now sounds cleaner.

Virtual Sport!
They build a snow forrt.
Then sit behind it and type.
You watch over Skype.

Advertiser Games!
They even have a cup of flames.
Budweiser is on the side.
Beer and fire, take pride.

Make Like An Animal Event!
That would sure pay their rent.
Jump around like a horse,
While hitting a little ball on a golf course.

Guess That Sport!
Something you may want to report.
Warning, not for young eyes.
What? It's not a sport when you unzip flies?

Nursing Home Runs!
Look at those wrinkly buns.
They run down the hall.
I hope they don't fall.

Olympics 2.0!
Lame, I know.
But then each can wage war.
Olympics vs. Olympics 2.0....still a bore.

Think there needs to be something new or some competition for their Olympic zoo? McDonalds would be glad as they could sell like mad. Sponsors everywhere would rejoice and look, a choice. Bah, just more crap in mass. Forget anything was ever said by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Came by # sweet 16
      Somewhat enduring!

      Hank

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    2. Keeping it up
      Winning the cup

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    3. R must be jealous he never gets top spot

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    4. haha that may be
      Pretending to beat Hank at my sea

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  2. Leave it to Budweiser or McD they'll think of something
    Many choices to their promotions less all the hankering
    For others just sit back
    Wait around and relax
    They have corporate funds all worked out for their bidding

    Hank

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    1. Yeah just sit back is all we can do
      As they get their ads out their to view

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  3. It would be like the Extreme Sports. Of course, half of those are in the Olympics now.
    And extreme guitar playing should be a sport.

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    1. haha good luck passing that one
      As a sport under your sun

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  4. A competitor to the Olympics? No idea why we would need that...but I do like your idea on how to call it :) :)

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    1. haha yeah no clue why
      Had to be asked by some ad guy

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  5. ah there need to be more sponsorship places for sure,
    sounds like a business deal more than a sports for fun
    to win, bah...who owns who is the name of this game
    for shame for shame

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    1. That is all it is
      Invented by the corporate biz

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  6. Well, I don't want to say what I thought of with nursing home runs. Let's just say it had nothing to do with grandmas and grandpas scooting down the hall in their walkers. Gross!

    There was a time when I watched the Olympics but not anymore. The only thing I really try to catch is the gymnastics…me being one Once Upon a Time.

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    1. I have never watched at my sea
      And doubtful they ever will by me
      Oh going dirty mind
      About time you stop traveling and visited by behind lol

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  7. The preparation and money that goes into hosting must be phenomenal. It probably takes the city four years just to prepare for the cost alone. ;)

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    1. Yeah it has to indeed
      Another one would be all about greed

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  8. Personally, I think we have enough sports. :)

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  9. Cat this is hysterical, what a boot
    The nursing home runs, that's a hoot
    Tricky balls A. Weiner, he's making a return
    He's on Bill Mahr show, people never learn
    Skype events what a deal
    Never have to sweat for real
    Russian Olympics were just fine
    For more of Putin's chest I do pine

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    1. haha never learn indeed
      Back on one's feed
      At least the name could entertain
      Maybe push a few into an oncoming traffic lane

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  10. I bet nursing home runs and one legged races would be more exciting than certain other Olympic sports (I'm looking at you, curling).

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    1. Yeah curling makes me want to take a nap
      Just like golf and its stupid clap

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  11. LOL at the nursing home runs with wrinkly buns. Too funny. Those all sound good to us. Great post.

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    1. haha the cat may need
      To make them appear on a tv feed

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  12. One legged race sounds hard enough to be a sport to me! Why so judgmental cat?

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    1. Hard doesn't equal sport
      Or then we'd hold math court lol

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  13. It could be fun for advertisers
    to have so many games
    but if ratings went down
    then who could we blame?

    betty

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    1. They'd blame some one
      As they want dough by the ton

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  14. I don't even watch the Olympics. I guess I should feel bad about that!

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    1. Pffft I don't at my sea
      They can stick them with their spree

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  15. We like the Nursing Home Runs the best!

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    1. Might be scary
      Things are no longer hairy

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  16. Advertiser games! That sounds about right to me.

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    1. The same at every spot
      Advertise a whole lot

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  17. Oh, we don't want to see the Anthony Weiner competition!

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    1. haha advertisers might even run
      From that one

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  18. orlin N cassie....frank lee we think ther shuld be cat oh lympicz....think oh it....nap fest, kibble chow down, burd diss inn frenzee, mouthy est meow, scoop that poop, fish fry........de list could be end less !! ♥

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    1. haha scoop the poop
      Might throw many for a loop

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  19. Tricky Balls might get some hits, but I for one, would not like to see Weiner in competition!

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    1. That would sure get some crazy hits
      But they'd be the pits

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  20. nursing home runs I'd like to see, also bring back poetry and knitting as an Olympic event!!

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    1. haha now that would bore
      I'd rather walk to the store

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  21. Well. Pat, I have to disagree!
    I love the Olympics at my sea!

    But I loved the fun,
    you had under your sun,
    coming up with other events
    that would give advertisers even higher percents.

    I'm still scratching my head over professional poker,
    as a sport ~ the instigator was a joker!

    Have a good day
    at you bay!

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    1. Yeah doubt that can be called a sport
      But it does take skill just like building a snow fort

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  22. I love the Olympics every two years
    The end each time brings me close to tears
    I love the idea of building snow forts
    And Sports that aren't Sports
    Knitting and crocheting and quilting, too
    Who can finish the most in a week or two?
    Extreme air guitar would be something to see
    I'd even go for rounds of poetry!!!

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    1. haha that would be interesting to sea
      Many beat curling any day, even sipping tea

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  23. I wonder what their symbol would be
    instead of the five rings!

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    1. Five ummm errr frogs
      As they hop over logs

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  24. Lawn mower races would be my first pick for a new gaming event,
    And the players can all come and practice in my yard and pay a little rent.

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    1. haha two for one
      Get some ad fees to for such a run

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  25. I love the idea of the nursing home runs lol

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  26. I hate to admit it, but I don't watch the Olympics either.

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  27. I don't watch them either. But I might tune in to a few of your ideas

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    1. Should sell them at my sea
      But grand of me

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  28. I never watch the Olympics, Terrible times, and too many things going on to care.

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    1. Yeah a bunch of crap
      Across the map

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  29. Olympics on iPODS
    all playing nuts! LOL

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    1. lol easy can be
      Angry birds may flee

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  30. Everything is a contest. Maybe life is a contest. Maybe cats win.

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  31. I watch a bit of the Olympics it is true
    but, there are way too many to view
    it is about money these days
    as sponsors hope to amaze
    increasing sales from here to there
    you can wear Nike with flair..

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    1. Yeah that is all it is
      With the stupid ad biz

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  32. Maybe a cat race
    Would be in your face...huh?

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  33. We think the World Cup
    Will just be taking up
    All the time until
    The next Olympic thrill.
    It will never end
    On that you can depend
    Because heaven forfend
    Any action's comin' round the bend!
    What's a sport for
    If there's never any score???

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    1. Never a score
      That be a bore
      No one would win
      Rather watch rin tin tin

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  34. I think those nursing home runs could be pretty spicy
    but getting enough competitors could be a bit dicey!

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    1. haha and they may croak
      With just one poke

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  35. I am all for the nursing home games. Watching old folk competing would be a blast. Some of them get so worked up, there's bound to be entertainment in that!

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    1. haha true
      And they just let the swears fly at their zoo

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  36. My Hubs parents just went in to a Assisted Living place and they could use someone to head the games department.

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    1. haha could get on tv
      With such a spree

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