Sunday, June 22, 2014

If You Want Bingo Forget The Text Lingo!

Ever get the feeling one is out to confuse you? Yeah, I know that is a daily thing at my zoo. But at least the cat uses words you can read at your feed. At least most of the time. Hell, let's just get to the rhyme.

How many PH is had?
Depends, is PH mad or sad?
Did you explain the thing?
The thing has a familiar ring.

TGD today all!
Did you miss last call?
Try the thingy in the thing.
That has a dirty ring.

RLO is coming near.
I will not shed a tear.
That thingy is great.
Such a thingy fate.

Try FVC today!
Do I have to pay?
LSW is your size.
You don't sound wise.

TRM has all the luck.
Must be a lucky duck.
RWY has your back.
I'm sure it doesn't lack.

Wise folks FGS a thing.
Is thing your only known ring?
Try biting OQD things.
Thing gets many dings.

DRB has it made.
Can we trade?
Tricky PRF stuff.
Did it huff and puff?

WFC has your number.
Stalking me while I slumber?
TWH is the very best.
Oh come now, you jest.

QGS is on top of it.
I hope not on top of umm spit.
GEW at you.
Screw you too.

AZU is your last chance.
No thanks on first glance.
EBC you are alright.
You are still a alphabet fright.

Did you know that people are dumb enough to say phone speak out loud at their show? Heard it the other day as letters is all they seemed to say. Oh they said thing and thingy too, quite a few times at their zoo. I bet they were taking a swearing pass and did not want to offend my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

65 comments:

  1. Sadly VSF for most confused parents
    Others are ROFL with such reference
    Confusing teens talk
    Will cause a knock
    But parents in bliss with such innocence

    Hank

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    1. haha bliss is a good way
      To put it at ones bay

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  2. I knew a girl once who used text lingo in speech
    Was worse than hearing nails on a chalkboard screech
    My previous boss said an applicant used it in a cover letter once
    That person can only be described as a dunce

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    1. haha yeah that is a dunce move
      I guess they were forever caught in the texting groove

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  3. WTF was that about?/Here I am LOL-ing with the cat's latest shout/Like him, sometimes I'm confused/Is it only me, or is also to with U? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The cat just confuses all
      Sometimes confusing himself at his hall

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  4. The text lingo has me confused whenever I hear it, I feel like I need a dictionary to understand teenagers talking today! :)

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    1. haha I can make it out when read
      But when they speak it out loud kinda goes over my head

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  5. I think text lingo is making its way into everyday language for young people. OMG is the worst...but young people have found it's a way they can communicate in front of adults without us knowing what they're saying. We can Google--but good luck keeping up!

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    1. Yeah they can sneak it into a convo
      And the adults just don't know

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  6. Toss alphabet letters in a jar
    Pick out three and there you are
    It must mean something, I don't know
    Settle for a cup of java joe

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    1. haha can make up a meaning
      Upon a careful screening

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  7. Text speak is the worst. I refuse to use it. I don't even know what most of that means.

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    1. When people say it out loud
      Is when they need to go find another crowd

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  8. Text lingo talking in a secret mode
    too many messages one has to decode
    here is one that Pat might enjoy
    c'mon now no need to be coy
    mhoty - my hat's off to you
    for all the amazing rhyming you do
    cya - l8r - don't fall in a crater..haha

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    1. A little play with words today
      Here at my hat bay
      I'll avoid a big hole
      Today that will be my goal

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  9. I'm clueless, Pat!
    I don't know what you're saying where you're at!
    I randomly googled DRB,
    and what did I see?
    "Dark roasted blend" ~
    sent me round the bend.
    I'm missing the point
    at my joint!
    LOL ... ROFL
    OMG ... but hell!
    Have a great day
    at your bay!

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    1. haha people speak it outloud at their sea
      And they sound like they need to pee
      My point
      At my joint lol

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  10. The swearing ones are about all I know

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  11. lol is about all I get. But that is at least one, right?

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    1. At least that is one
      You can give a run

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  12. All I know is that it's not TGIF

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    1. Nope not that one
      Past under the sun

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    1. That one works
      Gets lots of smirks

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    2. I've used that one I must confess..

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    3. That one works grand
      Across the land

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  14. Ha, LOL, today the post was "Greek to me." I don't do more than LOL or ROFL or Brian's quote which I won't repeat, being the lady that I am. Smiles.

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    1. haha can't repeat that one
      But it is so fun to give a run

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  15. Alright, I don't feel so bad now that I did NOT get it. HA HA HA since Mary is lost too! People speaking in text speak makes my head spin! Another fun post!!

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    1. Yeah it can make one spin
      Certainly can do a brain in

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  16. oh man...i dont know quite a few of the ones you used there...
    my son uses text lingo some times...it is like a whole new language
    and is ever evolving...and i know i am missing
    something...ha

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    1. haha not missing out on much
      Unless you want to keep in touch

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  17. Acronyms were already my bane at work, now they are being spouted by every other jerk. I only know a few and am always finding out some new. Soon people will just beep instead of speak.

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    1. Some I'd rather hear beep
      Then I don't have to listen to them at my keep

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  18. This post of yours was confusing
    Until I realized it involved texting
    Which is something I'm not good at
    To me it is perplexing

    betty

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    1. haha when they speak it out loud though
      Is when it has to go

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  19. I text but didn't know a single one!
    I just kept thinking WTF until it was done!
    lol...

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    1. lol at least you got that one
      It is the most fun

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  20. That's so funny. I don't know a single one of those.

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  21. I don't know some of them too ~ I tend not to use a lot of short cuts on my phone (I know WTF though, ha ) ~

    Wishing you happy week Pat ~

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    1. haha yeah shortcuts to get it over and done
      Sure works for my sun

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  22. I don't know most of those, but I do know ROTFLMFAO. Bet you know what that means.

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    1. Yep, i have that one down
      Here at my town

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  23. Acronym overdrive
    I will survive
    Phone speak out loud
    Entertain the crowd
    C U N L
    That would be swell.........

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    1. That is one big one
      Easier to say that way then to give a run

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  24. I'd prefer talk in rhymes
    instead of abbreviation
    or show like mimes. LOL

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    1. lol no mimes or abbreviated crap
      Works for my side of the map

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  25. I guess I need a crash course in that lingo. I have no clue what any of it means!

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    1. Have to sign up for a course
      Then you'll have no remorse

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  26. I'll sign up for the course with Theresa. Do you have an instructor who will talk very slowly for me the dumb American though?

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    1. haha there may be one
      I hear they are fun

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  27. Here's my comment about these letters - - WTF?

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  28. I think Joyce said a bad word. ;)

    I don't know tons of those acronyms (are they even called acronyms when used as text communication?). I have to ask my kids. -_-

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    1. Not sure they'd be classified as acronyms or not
      Especially ones with a dot

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  29. I don't think I got all of that, I have friends that actually say LOL.....what the heck????? Just laugh god dammit!!!

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    1. Yeah saying it out loud is like wtf indeed
      Just let a laugh take seed

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