Friday, June 13, 2014

Oh So Scary, You May Turn Hairy!

The cat was going to ignore this day as it is like any other at my bay. But then some nut said she was going to lock herself inside and not leave her place, so I'll bite with Friday the 13th's oh so scary embrace.

Oh no!
Run to a bunker below.
It's another Friday,
With a 13 at play.

Oh so scary.
Might bring out a bad fairy.
She could zap you.
Yeah, and the cat will go moo.

A whole bunch of bunk.
Yet some still get in a funk.
Like it will magically kill.
Guess their real brain cells went to the land fill.

Just as much bad crap,
Happens all across the map,
On Friday 1-31,
Or any other day under the sun.

On the 11th Japan went boom,
Brought forth nuke doom.
The twin towers went down,
Egypt went to uprising town.

But 11 is just fine.
As it should be to those with a spine.
Yesterday someone died.
Two days ago cars did collide.

Wasn't the 13th then.
But they had bad luck at their den.
Or stupidity came due,
But still doesn't touch this day at any zoo.

Look and it will be found.
No matter the day something bad will abound.
You can blame luck, which is all in your head,
Or the day but there will always be dread.

13 is soooo bad.
Locked doors must be had.
Pffffft right!
And the cat will take flight.

Oh no, a full moon too!
The tide is going to eat you.
Pffffft once more.
No matter the day, the moon, the whatever, good or bad will always be in store.

And there is the cat's rant for the day. Did I offend the superstitious nuts at my bay? Good! Now go blow some saw dust off your brain full of wood. Now I am through with my sass, from my very non superstitious little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

86 comments:

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    1. Without a break #6 it seems
      It's Lucky Friday the 13th

      Hank

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    2. Just in time
      With your chime

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  2. It's Friday the 13th an auspicious lucky day
    The younger set may very well give it a say
    But some folks cringe
    Not staking an inch
    Would rather play safe in the house to stay

    Hank

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    1. Yeah hide behind a door
      Like they couldn't slip and hit their head on the floor

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  3. On the 13th of June
    behold a full moon
    may bring out a loon
    or make some heads swoon
    as the fork ran away with the spoon
    would you fly in a hot air balloon
    would you try it on a cloudy afternoon
    maybe, stay inside watch a cartoon
    why not read "Tune at High Noon"
    you can find it at the cat's lagoon
    enjoy your day let's talk real soon

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    1. Hot air balloon I'd give a go
      Cloudy don't know though
      As long as there was no rain
      And yeah a loon or two may run down the lane
      But any bad luck
      Is the equivalent to a hairball the cat can upchuck

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  4. Oh yeah, it is Fri. the 13th, ha! I didn't even realize until you said it. :)

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    1. See, no one cares
      Except a few who avoid the stairs

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  5. I forgot it was Friday the 13th! I'm not superstitious but I find myself unable to stop reading a book on page 13. Is that weird?

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    1. lol maybe a little weird at your sea
      I guess you just want to hedge the bests of thee

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  6. 13 is no more unlucky than any other number
    Anyone who believes otherwise should be hit with lumber
    Ok ok that may be taking it a bit too far
    For that might leave a nasty scar

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    1. lol just hit them on the ass
      Then a scar won't come to pass

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  7. My Taylor thought the number lucky
    and on his b-ball jersey thought it was ducky!
    Friday, being a TGIF day...
    put the two together and say hurray!
    haha.

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    1. Not sure I'll say hurray
      But I'll consider it another fine day lol

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  8. Yes, good and bad can happen on any day
    not only on Friday the 13th I say
    and the full moon hanging over one's bay
    adds some excitement to the fray!

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    1. Yeah it adds a bit more
      As they head for the hills at their shore

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  9. I've never had bad luck on Friday the 13th. Just another day. Although if I hear a cat moo, I might change my mind...

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    1. haha yeah if a cat gives a moo
      Time to hide away at your zoo

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  10. i brought you 13 black cats dancing on broken glass
    under an umbrella during a full moon, that is how much
    i love you...if you hear squeaky hatchet piano music
    it is not the time to take your top off---run, jason has risen
    from the bottom of the lake....

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    1. haha the cat won't look back
      Or fall like an idiot to get an attack
      Or strip and screw
      Just get the hell out of there and let him kill the rest of the teenage crew

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  11. lol! I didnt even know about this until my bf was having a hard time sleepin last night telling me he was scared of Friday the 13th plus a full moon. I couldnt stop laughin!

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    1. hahaha that is rather funny
      Well he might just get attacked by a rabid bunny

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  12. Superstition is a scary thing
    You feel doomed and a bell will ring
    Thirteen's a number not usually lucky
    That number at dinner isn't always ducky
    If Friday thirteen makes you see red
    Pull covers over your head and just stay in bed

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  13. All so true but Friday the 13th does give anyone with bad luck on that day a reason. You are so correct that bad things happen to people every day. Just hope a black cat doesn't cross my path today. Have a great and lucky day.

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    1. Yeah just gives them a number to blame
      sure the black cat will remain tame

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  14. Friday the 13th is a lucky day. Especially with a full moon at play. My writing group is going to write scary stories tonight. The vibes should be just right.

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  15. Yeah, it's Friday the 13th and supposed to be a full moon tonight. I'm staying home behind locked doors and windows. :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. haha such a chicken at your sea
      But could easily just have a light fixture fall on thee

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  16. We don't mind the 13th, but the full moon is nutty time!

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  17. If I don't believe it is a day of bad luck and doom,
    What excuse do I have to just sit and read in my room?

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    1. Maybe your feet hurt and you don't want to walk
      That could work or make people gawk

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  18. I think OE is right. Whack them with a piece of wood

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    1. Right upside the head
      Just make sure they aren't dead

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  19. Friday the 13th was always one of my favorite days.

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    1. A favorite day is a twist
      Many want it to be missed

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  20. It is just like any other day, nothing more, nothing less

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    1. That it is indeed
      At each and every feed

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  21. I've never been superstitious, especially about the number thirteen, or Friday the thirteenth. Might have something to do with being born on the thirteenth.

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    1. haha that could be it
      As you can't be bad luck one bit

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  22. Friday the 13 many moons ago
    I made my debut as a baby, you know
    And 13 years later on another Friday
    I turned 13 in grand array
    Lucky number for me and my fav, too
    Hope I can shoot the full moon tonight at my zoo!

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    1. Oooh, a couple of new headers I'd not seen before
      Just love the new pictures that come up at your shore

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    2. Not a bad day at all for you
      Born and another birthday too
      And yep many to view
      Here at my zoo

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  23. Just another day on the damned calendar.

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    1. That is all it is
      With the stupid number biz

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  24. So far my Friday the 13th has been fine.
    I don't fall for that spooky old line.

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    1. Nothing to fall for
      As it is nothing but a fake roar

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  25. Bet the cat doesn't know that in Cuba we're not scared of Friday 13th/it's the same number, though, but a different day of the week on which we are not keen/Tuesday to be more precise/Tuesday 13th, you stay home because if you go out it might not be too nice! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Oh yeah, so tuesday at Cuba's bay
      Still a bunch of bull I'd say

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  26. Bet the cat doesn't know that in Cuba we're not scared of Friday 13th/it's the same number, though, but a different day of the week on which we are not keen/Tuesday to be more precise/Tuesday 13th, you stay home because if you go out it might not be too nice! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Twice from you
      Now I won't forget at my zoo

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  27. 13 is an awesome number. And today is my husband's birthday. He's not scared of Friday the 13th!

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    1. No reason to be scared at all
      Hope he has a good birthday at your hall

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  28. orlin N cassie....

    thiz morning when we saw it bee fry day de 13th we taked a stroll out side, walked under a ladder, saw a black cat, stepped on a crack in de side walk, licked a toad we saw in de bushes, dee sided ta go home N open de umbrella in de house after sleepin on de table, dropped de dish cloth on de floor after we eated dinner while singin at de same table we sleeped on then we all stood round ina circle coz we new evel wuz upon uz.....

    N de food serviss gurls an cestree iz most lee Irish

    N we iz still heer ta post about it....

    N heerz two a perch & cod kinda week oh end two all !!....

    ah crap, we just broke a mirror

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    1. haha all of that and you are still alive
      Oh how did you ever survive haha

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  29. Silly people without thought
    Really, truly, surely ought
    To think before they speak
    Bad and good happen all the week!

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    1. That they do
      But many a brain is flushed down the loo

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  30. This day is finally done,
    And nothing bad happened under my sun.
    So now I'm off to bed,
    It's time to rest my little head,
    But I'll keep a watchful eye,
    Else I fall up the stairs, bang my head and cry.....

    I'll think I'll sleep on the couch where it's safe--
    Not.
    :P

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    1. haha just watch your feet
      Then such a thing won't repeat
      Safe and sound
      Nothing bad is found

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  31. Had a boss once who stayed in bed
    on Friday the 13th, he was that suspicious
    which I guess was a good thing because when he did
    we in the office could be mischevious

    betty

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    1. haha when the boss is away
      The office can play

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  32. Friday 13th is so bad because all the bad horror movies come on tv...

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    1. That is true
      All those B movies that are not worth a view

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  33. Well, I couldn't find any chocolate whipped cream today, so that sucked. Must have been because it was Friday the 13th! haha

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    1. haha yeah all because of that
      There at your non chocolate mat

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  34. Fri the 13th is usually a good day for me

    not scary at my sea.

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  35. Just know:
    it is retrograde
    of Mercury,
    the communication -
    not great
    plus full moon
    and friday 13
    which is bonus
    for all feminine
    energy flow
    in the positive
    glow!

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    1. Feminine you say
      Well guess I don't have to worry about that at my bay lol

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  36. A full moon in a clear sky, surrounded by stars--beats Friday 13th.

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    1. That is does indeed
      Every time it takes seed

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  37. I'm not very superstitious. I don't think 13 is that bad. I love your rhymes, like usual. Have a terrific weekend!

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  38. I love this day. FB was pretty funny with all the jason meme's.

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    1. Yeah saw that coming a mile away
      As with Jason they play on this day

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  39. Yep, bad luck can fall on any day.

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    1. Any day it will occur
      And can ruffle ones fur

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  40. June 13th is fine for me is my twins' birthday so is a good and beautiful day!

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