Monday, June 9, 2014

Parents Can Be Screwy, Maybe Even Chewy?

Did you ever hear yourselves when you speak? You humans really have a brain leak. But that we already know. I guess these things just fester and grow. Allow the cat to help you out with this little shout.

Humans create,
That is their trait.
From bombs to a bus,
They make a fuss.

Some go boom,
And bring doom.
Some spur a dumb song,
That goes on too long.

But the creator has a moniker bestowed,
Which seems to be quite a load.
Or maybe the other hides in the wings,
Who really knows with these things?

Father of creating a bus.
Did the mother cuss?
That had to be hard to push out.
Would not want to hear that shout.

Father of the toilet creation,
Must have brought much elation.
The mother was a what?
Toilet drinking mutt?

Ed Lowe was just bitter,
He had no running umm shitter.
So he was the father of kitty litter.
The mother was the baby sitter?

A lass named Mary created the brassiere,
People still gawked and gave them a peer.
Was the father an ice cream cone?
Oh don't sit there and moan.

Unless you like that sort of thing.
It is spring, so have a fling.
Creators of a superhero must sting,
Popping out one with powers would make any sing.

Creator of a reality show.
Pffft father or mother they gotta go.
Probably created it at the dump,
And found some washed up chump.

The father of rhyme,
Met the mother over a dime.
There they made noise,
Sounded like rhyme umm joys.

There you are, now you know who created kitty litter at your sand bar. Don't say the cat never taught you anything at your wing. How can a father or mother be such a thing to an inanimate thing? Even such things as bling? Maybe the creators of things just had a bad case of gas? I can father such a thing out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. The second one in a row
      Somewhat going slow!

      Hank

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    2. Back to counting away
      All over again at my bay

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  2. I guess in these cases it only takes one

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    1. Doesn't take 2 to tango?
      Damn, guess there is no father for a mango

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  3. Reality shows are indeed created at the dump!

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    1. And that is where they should stay
      Buried deep in the trash bay

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  4. Now, I wonder how father time
    keeps track of everyone's chime
    What about dear mother earth
    so many things she did give birth
    many gifts from the great creator
    have to get to work talk to you later

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    1. haha father time you say
      Is mother the sun ray?
      And mother earth too,
      Is father the air or clouds you view?
      Yuck to work
      So not a perk

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  5. Now it's father of inventions and it's tough
    Necessity taking a backseat and in a huff
    Good being innovative
    Not being selective
    Technology making it easier and for a laugh

    Hank

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    1. Makes it easy indeed
      To create at ones feed
      But much is just funny
      At least they make things sunny

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  6. Who ever created reality TV needs to be put in jail
    Those shows have turned TV into an unwatchable hell

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    1. haha yep, they have gotten even worse
      And even before all they did was make me want to curse

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  7. Every time I empty the cat litter I'll remember this. :)

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    1. Glad the cat could help out
      With the info about

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  8. Hurrah for working toilets. I have a house full of guys/kids and without it, my life would not be easy a'tal. :)

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    1. No, that would surely suck
      Be shit out of luck lol

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    2. lol!! Yessir, literally and figuratively. :)

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    3. haha be quite smelly
      And look like jelly

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  9. I'm scared to admit this, but I actually really enjoy some reality shows

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    1. Geez, the cat lost all hope in you
      Had to be because you are so bendy at your zoo lmao

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  10. I sure am glad someone invented the litter stuff!

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    1. Yeah so glad indeed
      Or have to lug sand from the beach to our feed

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  11. I bet if you dig through Ed Lowe's used kitty litter you'd find plenty of reality shows!

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    1. haha yeah that would be the case
      And none you`d want to embrace

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  12. Ha, the Fathers of Invention - that's great! There does seem to be a lot of poo at your zoo. You mention some good ways to deal with it, you know..the ..... poo.

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    1. Yeah send it to an enemy at your sea
      That is a good way to get rid of it with glee

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  13. The cat is always teaching me things. As for how people (adults) talk. *sigh* There's nothing like having a toddler absolutely mimic something you said. Amazing how differently it can sound than you may have intended.

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    1. haha yeah it can sound another way
      Making you shake your head and cause dismay

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  14. I laughed at having to push out a bus
    Birthing can be such a fuss
    Hold big babies for a ransom
    Like pushing a piano through a transom

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    1. haha that would sure suck
      Better off with a truck

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  15. You always make me laugh...fathering a fart out of your rhyming ass. HA HA HA!

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  16. I wish I could be the mother of some great famous creation,
    I guess my kids can count as my wonderful donation.

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    1. I guess that can count easily at your sea
      Next invent teleportation for me

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  17. The mother of many snowflake creations,
    I've never watched any reality TV stations.
    A complaint this is not
    No interest in such worthless plot

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    1. Garbage they are
      Near and far
      Stick them in the loo
      And flush the reality junk out of view

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  18. LOL! This is great! I really like the superhero verse.

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    1. Would be hard to do
      If a push came due lol

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  19. Delightful. I can actually hear my little granddaughter reciting this for all of us. I'm printing it out to see just how fast she can do it. She loves your poems.

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    1. haha fast you say
      Be fun to hear at your bay
      Hopefully you bleep on ass though
      And any other bleeps that may need to show

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  20. I had no idea Ed Lowe was the father of kitty litter. I've learned something useless today. Thank you! ;0)

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    1. No problem at all
      Full of useless info at my hall

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  21. I often think maybe dogs and cats are the smart ones and we're THEIR pets...

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    1. Yeah they get to run and play
      Well we work all day

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  22. orlin N cassie...N wee ree FUZE ta bee leeve what kitty litter "started out az" ......

    ya noe.........

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    1. Don't want to go there
      At your lair lol

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  23. Ed Lowe is quite the bro
    How'd he think of litter? We'll never know.
    Then again, what's so grand
    About a box of poopy sand?

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    1. Keeps it off the floor
      When they can't get out the door

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  24. Reality shows got even worse when they started using scripts

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    1. Just plain crap all around
      Is all that is ever found

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  25. The things I learn here. Sometimes one parent is enough

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    1. Yeah one creator is all we need
      Get messy when to take seed

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  26. But wait! Aren't you the Father of Rhyme?
    I call you that all the time!
    lol...

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    1. lol no mother though
      Still just single at my show

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  27. since you like to rhyme
    do you know the father of it
    or is he elusive
    and doesn't share his wit?

    betty

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    1. He tends to be scarce at his bay
      He won't come out to play

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  28. I am just the mother to my girls. No grand inventions coming from me.
    Though sometimes I think we could be on reality tv.
    Some of the stuff that happens around here just can't be made up.
    I should cash it in and make lots of bucks!

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    1. haha become the next Honey Boo Boo
      Not a comparison I'd want at my zoo

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  29. Oh my god - a lass named Mary created the brassiere
    my namesake obviously was nothing to fear!
    Let's give this Mary a rip-roaring cheer.

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    1. haha Mary is such a creator
      Next they'll name a crator

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  30. Ah yes kitty litter. I remember it well--pre dog.

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    1. Now just pee pads galore
      At your shore

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  31. Cheers to Edward Lowe I say
    I'll poop one for him on Father's Day!

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    1. haha there you go
      Quite the gift at your show

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  32. very creative, i like the parts with the cat :)

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  33. Sometimes it may be best to be an orphan

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    1. That it could be
      With this pairing at my sea

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  34. kitty litter, i guess i am glad, when it comes out here my cat gets mad,
    cause that means she is about to be left behind, like we're on vacation or something....i am so over reality tv as well...time to live our own lives, now that would be swell...

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    1. haha they know what is going on
      No longer can run out on the lawn
      And yeah needs to go
      And live our lives at our show

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  35. I'm so confused about the toilet creation and its chicken/egg connotations, that I'm just gonna chalk it down to the Ambien. Gnight... :)

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    1. Haha all else fails blame the drugs
      Damn lab coat thugs

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