Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Round Twenty Three Is Coming To Thee!

Here we are for the best this month that come to my sea, or the worst, however you want to look at the nuts who swing from the creepy tree. Let's see what they have to say as they, hopefully, accidentally find my bay.

"fart books"

They found A Fart Apart. Maybe they take the fart to heart?

"gripeas themes"

Hmmm what the heck is that? Searched it, and yep, up comes the cat.

"Strangers have my back on a bus"

That is good to know. I hope they don't be strange and reach low.

"Numb Betsy Tongue"

Wow, Betsy were you searching yourself and found my shelf?

"Stripes on my socks"

Your point is? I don't work in the stripped sock biz.

"My me mine meow"

Hmmmm want to hazard a guess? Are they trying to confess?

"Lippy mimes are no good"

That wouldn't make them a mime if they give a lippy chime.

"Balls make me feel good"

Ummm okay! Watch the snip snip at your bay.

"Pat Hatt awesoe books"

Thanks for the look even if you can't spell at your nook.

"Pitchers say 1000 words"

And they can throw a ball too. A knuckle ball to a knuckle head, meaning you.

"Sign says death by animal feces"

Damn, someone stole my idea at their bay. They are using pringle cans full of cat crap to keep people away.

"Brain how does your garden rise?"

Brian, are you a brain in disguise? Don't answer that question, you might draw flies.

"Honey brings flies to my face."

See! Told you so. You never listen at my show.

"suckle tips are at the end"

Hmmm, yep at the end and you're around the bend.

And the winner here today at my bay is one that really wanted to have their say. I guess they had to type it to make sure somewhere they were a hit.

Simple things in my life are simply found in excrement of a mule.

That is a mouthful to type, I guess with a mule they have a gripe. But at least they did not swear which is rather rare for my lair. I guess they were just of a higher search engine nut class that came to visit my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

71 comments:

  1. I hope the balls one is a search by women.
    No Ninjas? What is wrong with people?

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    1. No ninjas here
      I guess they'd rather have strange umm gear

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  2. Hmm Fart Books at your sea
    would they be the sparkly kind
    the cat does these with glee
    watch out for his wiggly behind

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    1. haha nope, just the gassy kind
      A fart apart was on their mind

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  3. Balls? Hope that doesn't make Orlin
    A 'sair yin'
    Or he might bite your bum
    If he can't reach your thumb.

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    1. He'd rather bite the toes
      But he's over such woes

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  4. "Simple things in my life are found in excrement?"
    Such low life should not attract great excitement
    Let them be let them write
    Whatever to them is bright
    It will put forth some thoughts for our amusement

    Hank

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    1. Yeah it sure can amuse
      As I abuse
      But some confuse
      They sure must lose

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  5. "Simple things in my life are simply found in excrement of a mule." - we should put this on t-shirts and greeting cards, there is money to be made with this I tells ya!

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    1. Let me know how that goes
      But give me a kickback if the money flows

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  6. Pat I think that someday you should publish a collection of these
    It would sell a million copies with ease

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    1. haha that would be grand
      I've been contemplating it at my land

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  7. I have striped socks on right this second. Irrelevant, I know, but I do! :)

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    1. So that was you
      Who searched out my zoo

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  8. What some people type in google is just down right strange

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    1. That it is indeed
      Not sure what they are trying to take seed

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  9. ha i am misspelled all the time...i might drain the brain
    at times which could be a pain, but at least i dont numb like
    betsy's tongue...lol...you are so awesoe!!!!! does that mean also
    maybe they got carried away by the size of your
    list of books....and also this one....and also this one and....

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    1. haha yeah I've seen it a time or two
      Even done it once at my zoo
      But beats your twin's tongue
      They may have got carried away or their bell is rung

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  10. That balls one can go so many ways. The last one though, wtf?

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    1. WTF indeed
      I guess in brains they are in need

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  11. Do they stick their face in a honey pot like the Bear Poo
    "Bringing flies to the face like Kanga and baby Roo
    There is an art to eating honey
    Try it out for even money
    Don't get stuck inside the jar
    Like Genie in a bottle would be bizarre

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    1. If I get three wishes
      And don't end up with the fishes
      Hey, that would be fine
      At least I'm not a Poo named feline

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  12. You sure had one adventurous month.

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  13. What a collection!
    Funny reflection
    I'd chose the honeysuckle
    reminds the rose
    the nectar is so sweet
    for the humbirds.

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    1. Nectar is sweet
      Bet it makes a great treat

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  14. Mule poo
    At your zoo
    Kinda gross
    Grab the hose

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    1. Yeah hose them down
      As they bring the crazy crown

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  15. I hope none of the things in my life are found in mule shit,
    Not even the pretty flowers and veggies in my garden need it.

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    1. Yeah I hope so too
      But if it was worth it I'd put gloves on and pull it through

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    1. Always fun to do
      Proves many have a loose screw

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  17. Dear Pat, my favorite of all these malapropisms is "Pitchers say a 1,000 words." You went with baseball pitchers and I thought immediately of ewers with a bouquet of flowers in them. And thought well yes, if those flowers could speak what might we hear? Isn't it strange the paths that words can take us on in our minds? Strange and wonderful. Peace.

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    1. Strange indeed which way they can go
      As words flow

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  18. MOL We hope you don't have to travel too far to find that mule sh*t!

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    1. If it has dough
      I'll travel and give it a go lol

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  19. "Pitchers say 1,000 words"
    I've not seen these vocabulary nerds
    They spit, they glare, they make a face
    They keep me from reaching first base
    (I hit the ball right to them...)

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    1. haha need to bunt
      Then watch as they run and grunt

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  20. My brother-in-law said he thinks there should be more books about farting geared toward girls. I told him that was a horrible idea.

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    1. haha yeah that it may be
      But be fun to see

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  21. orlin N cassie

    dare we make a commint bout how stuff iz spelled....
    why dawgs eat poop
    ore
    pffffttttt

    ooopz pardon uz.....
    can sum one open a window pleez

    phew.....

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    1. Not sure why they do
      And yeah spelling could be avoided by you lol

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  22. Fart books could be a real gas!

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  23. Who was searching for my numb tongue?
    I wonder if they found where that story begun!
    haha...grammar nerds will hate that one,
    but a rhyming chime had to be rung!

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    1. haha grammar nazi may stammer
      And get out his hammer
      not sure if they found anything or not
      Maybe they sprayed their a lot

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  24. Ha, a fart book
    would have me take
    a second look!

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  25. What the... I come across the strangest things on your blog. I'm with the others. That last one made me go, "huh?"

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    1. haha well they find me
      I just copy and paste at my sea

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  26. That #1 is surely weird
    who would even admit they thought it
    some really strange ones also here
    definitely none that are good hits

    betty

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    1. Nope, not good hits
      Some are sure the pits

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  27. Fart books! HA HA HA HA. As my kids say...Farts are friends...everyone should share. HA HA HA They take great pleasure trying to fart on each other. Thanks for the giggles!

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    1. haha a fart contest at your sea
      That must be quite the spree

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  28. stripes on socks

    ticks on clocks

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  29. I got a weird one the other day. "I singed my eyebrows with steriods". Ummm, sounds like they were having a crazy time for that to happen!

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    1. Yeah sounds like they are out to lunch
      A whole friggin bunch

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    1. They seem to stick
      And do the trick

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