Sunday, June 8, 2014

Stuck Or Stick? Take Your Pick!

The cat has said rules are for fools and he likes to ignore rules creating duels. But what of those the exact opposite at their sea? They need rules or they go completely crazy.

No no no no!
They go in a row.
One out of line,
Is not divine.

Keep your pickle,
I am so fickle.
Follow the rules,
We aren't mules.

One word is wrong,
You are a ding dong.
It can't be that way.
Go drown in the bay.

Sweep up not over.
Are you rover?
Do it this way,
No time for play.

Create a plan.
Stick to it, man.
Don't go astray,
Or all won't be okay.

Follow the declared.
Socks are paired.
No different ones.
I'll get the runs.

Walk a straight line.
Adhere to the sign.
Don't feed the ducks.
Save a few bucks.

You're over by a cent.
Sit there and repent.
Confess all your sins.
No gold star pins.

You missed a link.
You're such a fink.
For that the clink,
I disavow your rink.

Dig down deep.
And go sweep.
Do it right this time.
What are you a mime?

If that came to be anywhere near me, I'd kick them in the knee and in their shoe I'd have a pee. That cat would not miss. That would ruin their rule bliss. Oh how some are so far gone falling for every rule con. The cat ignores them with every pass and just rhymes off his little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. No.#1 regained
      It's a nice feeling

      Hank

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    2. Hank! You didn't even comment within the first two hours yesterday. We were worried. We thought it was a sign of the apocalypse...

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    3. lol the planet is doomed indeed
      When Hank isn't #1 at my feed

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    4. Connection issues
      Set one back
      Gave one the blues
      With much regret

      Hank

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    5. Ahh the crappy internet woes
      Hate when they strike a pose

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  2. Adhere to the sign, stick to the rules
    Rules made to be broken but stay cool
    Just toe the line
    That'll be divine
    Or one risks being treated like a fool!

    Hank

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    1. Toe the line works
      Has its perks
      Break them when no one is looking
      Then you won't end up in booking

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  3. And I thought I was a perfectionist...

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    1. There are many who are far gone
      With rules at their lawn

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  4. Number one rule/Don't be a fool!/If you get caught/blame your mate Trot! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Hot to trot
      Could make things go to pot

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  5. Life is too short to follow every rule
    That would turn someone into a naive fool
    Breaking a rule every once in a while is necessary for everyone
    After all, can't we sometimes just have a little fun?

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    1. Yeah a little fun works for me
      The cat breaks more than his far share at his sea

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    1. Mistake was caught
      A little brain rot?

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    2. perhaps a brain hiccup

      Some rules are made to be broken
      that is why I am sometimes outspoken
      if you don't like it here's a subway token
      in the journey of life we need flexibility
      do you want a world full of docility
      breaking a rule questions your senility
      yes, we need balance you could say
      but, we need a bit of fun some days
      breaking rules, paving the way ..
      for tomorrows hope and dreams
      riding the currents of new streams
      taking life to new extremes..

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    3. Have to pitch them in the sea
      And live a bit more free
      Although with so many of the undead
      You maybe regret what you said
      A free subway token to one and all
      Could go broke fast at your hall lol

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    4. Many would not take the token
      for it might lead to the unknown

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    5. That is true
      They like the same old path in view

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  7. I don't know what rules are, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like them!

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    1. Yeah avoid those suckers
      Run them over like truckers

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  8. Our nation has too many rules
    Makes all the same in all the schools
    Like cream no one can rise to the top
    Watch the whole thing become a flop

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    1. Yeah one big fail
      All on the same trail
      Suck it up is what they need to do
      But instead everyone follows with a moo

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  9. The cat breaks the rules
    A rebel without a cause! :)

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    1. And he has claws
      Making all stop and pause

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  10. Ganon knows about missing a Link

    lifetime of fails in a blink

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    1. Bowser joins on in
      Except for Mario RPG where he got a win

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  11. Need to throw the rules aside sometimes

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    1. If you ever want to get things done
      Throw them and away you run

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  12. Some people are far to uptight about rules

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  13. WE do believe that rules are made to be broken. Isn't that the way it has always been??? Have a great day.

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    1. Yeah they way it always should be
      At each and every sea

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  14. Pat: wait a minute! are you saying you are UNCONVENTIONAL???
    WOW ! I had no idea!

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  15. I believe rules are a necessary part of life. However, it's important to know what the rules are so you can break them!

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    1. haha yeah some need to be put in place
      But many just fill up space

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  16. I'm thinking of the over/under toilet paper roll controversy. :)

    My youngest is such a stickler for following the rules that it's hard not to laugh at him. :)

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    1. haha over under you say
      Could go either way
      At least he won't get into trouble
      And make it double

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  17. Rules are well and good if only the same for everyone,
    But some just keep us little people from having the fun.

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    1. Yeah the ones that only apply to a few
      Need to be shoved up a rich person's gazoo

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  18. What's the saying that is said
    rules are made to be broken
    but I think we have to follow a few of them
    but not more than a token

    betty

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    1. Yeah a few are in need
      But break the rest at your feed

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  19. strict people have no reason. period. :)

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    1. Nope, just rules
      Following like fools

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  20. I like a few rules... it keeps some of us in line.

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    1. Yeah a few are fine
      But the rest are ignored by the feline

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  21. I know some folks like that. Very inflexible. They do not color outside the lines and get very upset with people that do.

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    1. haha yeah they tend to have their nose in the air
      Thinking they are rather rare

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  22. But wouldn't you have to pee in both shoes,
    so as not to get the OCD blues?
    haha.

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    1. Well that would make it even I suppose
      Getting all squishy between both pairs of toes

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  23. Rule break and have a little fun.
    Life's too short to follow every one!

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    1. A few are fine
      Need some to toe the line

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  25. There something to be said about the pantser.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/

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    1. Just let it fly
      And don't poke anyone in the eye

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  26. Rules are ok but sometimes it's fun to break them.

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    1. Some have to be broke
      Just to watch people choke

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  27. Ha, I always like to test the rules.
    It's in my nature.
    My theory is: rules are made to be broken
    (if they aren't life endangering and won't land
    me in jail.)

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    1. Yeah as long as they aren't big ones
      Push them tons

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    1. So they stand down
      And run across town

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  29. rules are made to be elastic right
    i might be one to see if they can stretch or just break
    sometimes my head just shakes...i guess boundaries
    are meant to protect us, some i think are just there to tempt us...

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    1. Yeah some are their to tempt indeed
      Just to see if breaking will take seed

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