Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Speedy May Become Needy!

So the cat read something the other day that may be news to many a bay, or maybe not. The cat can be out of the loop on some such plot. Let's just say if you like to speed, you may be screwed indeed.

With each car,
They will raise the bar.
A tiny camera in place,
Nope, not on your face,

But to monitor what you do.
At first only 1% of cars will view.
It is to protect you each day.
So hit and runs don't happen, they say.

Plus no running lights.
No road rage fights.
No need for a cop.
The speeding will stop.

It is all so great.
Many will want it as their fate.
Plus it will lower your insurance rate,
So come now, take the bait.

The more fluoride heads that come in line,
The more your privacy will be mine.
We will get you every day,
Rolling more and more on display.

Until we have each car,
From here to the nearest bar,
All tagged and ready to go.
Now we can sit back and enjoy the show.

Yours stats will be ours each day.
We will know when you go away.
But what do you care,
You aren't a bad person at your lair?

So let us have it all.
We won't write things on the wall.
And when your car is rockin,
We won't come a knockin.

Unless the view is hacked,
Then that may be shacked.
On YouTube you may show.
Hey, your viewer count could grow.

So stay in the lane,
Board our monitoring train.
It will just become the norm,
No need for a shit storm.

Ready to be monitored all around, even when your horn makes a sound? Soon your car will just give you a ticket itself. Many may pile up on the shelf. Also may be stats that monitor closer the working class. Next they will just pick the fleas off of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Now # 18 coming of age
      May feel out of place!

      Hank

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    2. Two more to go
      For 20 to show

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  2. 'your car will just give you a ticket'
    It hurts most and sounds wicked
    The signs of times
    But never you mind
    Sadly one will still be out of pocket

    Hank

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    1. Yep, still out the dough
      Although easier to get caught at ones show

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  3. I can see that stuff showing up on YouTube.
    Big brother is watching. And taking over. No thanks.

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    1. Yeah youtube would have a ton
      As people have fun

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  4. The car will give you a ticket and then do a direct debit from your bank account, no need for you to handle anything at all.

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    1. Yeah just take your money and go
      While you roll down the window

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    2. haha that is funny making a debit from your account
      paying early do you get a discount...

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    3. haha I would hope so
      Or I'd be screwed at my show

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  5. When I was in Germany a couple of months ago
    They had cameras lots of places, to encourage people to go slow
    Never saw that over here in the states
    But if it makes people drive safer, then it's an idea that it great

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    1. Yeah overseas they have cameras everywhere
      Can't even take a dump without them catching you at your lair lol

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  6. What baffles me is that such ideas are even given an affirmative nod.

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    1. haha when you have idiots in office like there are
      Doesn't really baffle much at ones bar

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  7. a car ticketing itself...ugh...that is ridiculous...if we go that route we need to have it preset with speeds so we can just adjust right to it on the fly...or i will get even more tickets than i already do...ha...

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    1. haha well they are thinking on it
      Yeah I'd also be in deep shit haha

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    2. haha tickets at everyone's bay
      more revenue for them is the way
      getting their quota's will be easy
      even if it is a bit sleazy..

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    3. Yeah no longer will they have to lurk
      Sitting behind a corner with a smirk

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  8. Benjamin Franklin once said,
    (now that was a guy with a thought in his head)
    "Those who trade freedom for security deserve neither."
    Nope, I couldn't disagree with him either.

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  9. That really is all so scary. I am glad I am old and will miss that part. Have a great day.

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    1. haha one perk of age
      Can turn the page

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  10. Ah yes, cameras snapping everywhere
    Especially driving, then beware
    Does it really matter when iPhone is in your car
    They already know about you the things that are bizarre
    No where to go, no place to hide
    It's going to be a very bumpy ride

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    1. But you can chuck the iphone away
      Yank the battery out and call it a day
      That they will know
      And a ticketing they will go

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  11. I see cameras in various places
    don't know whether they are monitoring for slow traffic
    so they can mention it on tv news or whether they are
    looking for speeders!

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    1. Probably both
      North, east, west and south

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  12. Hopefully that never comes to be or I'll be walking

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    1. Get some exercise that way
      There at your bay

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  13. Another way to monitor us in the 1984 way

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  14. Hadn't heard this latest idea to spy on me and worse,
    Guess I'll have to trade in the car for a non-camera horse.

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    1. haha might be cheaper I suppose
      Although the droppings could cause woes

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  15. Big brother is watching all
    even when you are at the mall
    cameras everywhere they will install
    seeing cars in traffic at a crawl
    turn off your tracking on your iphone wall
    politicians will back this at their hall
    as the bounce around like a rubber ball

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    1. "they" haha I am at it again..but, you know
      what I am thinking anyway...:-)

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    2. haha the they I got
      At my hut
      You were just flustered at the spying
      You don't want their prying
      Especially on such a day
      As hump day at your bay lol

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    3. That is true as I think
      about S and S..lol..

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    4. lol might call sos when through
      With such a thing at your zoo

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  16. orlin N cassie...guess de next time we take de car for a spin then.... we shuld put sum pants on..... huh ♥

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    1. Yeah or you'll be online
      A naked feline

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  17. Well, I don't drive, so this doesn't bother me. ;)
    I wish they would come to pick the fleas off my cats. lol

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    1. lol that would be nice
      Could do it for a cheap price

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  18. I think that idea is totally scary!

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    1. Yep, they could get all
      With that at every hall

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  19. They put one of those cameras up in my mother-in-law's town. It got so many complaints, they took it down. People were claiming it was a violation of their rights.

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    1. haha guess that is a no go
      There at her show

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  20. Oh Big Brother, what else will they come up with?

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  21. Privacy is a joke nowadays. But I'm not laughing.

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    1. That it is
      One big ad an so called safety biz

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  22. They already know too much about me. No more.

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    1. Can track us all around
      No more needs to be found

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  23. Good thing I can ride my bike
    Don't need no spying on my psyche!

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    1. haha guess that is a perk
      Can even bike to work

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  24. Cameras in cars? No thanks. I don't even have a car..too afraid it will turn into Christine. lol

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    1. lol better chance of an alligator coming out of the loo
      And biting you

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  25. I am glad I use my legs to get me places. Driving sound a bit hazardous.

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    1. That it does
      With this new camera buzz

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  26. This reply is brief
    To your relief
    My car has jailed me
    Can't even flee
    Need to go to the can
    Man
    What do you do
    A car full of poo

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    1. Shit in a bucket
      Or just say duck it

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  27. So true. "The more fluoride heads that come in line,
    The more your privacy will be mine." Scary stuff here, yet no one seems to fear. In our news today, the cops have license plate readers at their bay. No need for a brain, just get on the automated train.

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    1. haha automatic sure is it
      So with you they can give tickets every little bit

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  28. A self-ticketing car?
    Now that's going too far!
    We say NO in stereo
    For this plan, we'll never go!

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    1. Hopefully not
      If it does someone must suffer from brain rot

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  29. Ticket from my car?

    I'll move to Myanmar!


    ALOHA from Honolulu
    ComfortSpiral
    =^..^= <3

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    1. They may get you there
      Without a care

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  30. Spying at its finest. I think is total BS. If they can't hire a human to catch me speeding, they have no business sending a spy bot to do it. Gotta love the police state we are becoming.

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    1. Yeah police state is sure our fate
      I guess doing actual work they hate

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  31. The cars can park and brake themselves now.
    Might as well have the camera. Hell! haha.

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    1. haha what's one more thing
      Soon the damn thing will cook food and ring

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  32. I definitely can see this happening
    and sometime very soon
    we seem to be losing lots to technology
    as it continues to bloom.

    betty

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    1. Yep, losing and gaining few
      With the crap that comes due

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  33. I wouldn't mind the cameras on the interstate as long as they only would punish those going way past the speed limit. People think it's the autobahn.

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    1. Yeah if that is all they did
      Wouldn't flip many a lid

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  34. It reminds me
    'I spy with my little eye'
    game
    hope there is a noble aim.

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    1. haha hopefully noble aim
      Or could be a lawsuit claim

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  35. I know; I'll have to stop speeding, and doing the rolling stop thing at stop signs and red lights. I feel persecuted.

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    1. Yeah that will suck
      Be crap outta luck

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  36. Well phooey, I tried to pin it twice but it didn't work. I'm going to try from the URL. That slide beside the stairs is great! I like the other one too, but I think it'd be too hard to keep clean.

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    1. Yeah the one besides the stairs is grand
      Posted in the wrong spot at my land hahaha

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  37. Ummmm NO... I don't want to be monitored like that. Not my idea of privacy.

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    1. haha yeah but will they care
      As away they try and stare

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