Thursday, June 26, 2014

With This Fit I Want It!

The cat watches as Pat searches around and he sees a few things that should surround. Pat needs to get on this stat. I want to be an even more spoiled cat.


 I want it!
I'll sputter and spit.
I want it now.
I'll give a nice meow.


Some food on the go.
Can go high or low.
It works for me.
A grass eating spree.


No more constipation for you,
When you step into this loo.
For it will scare the crap out of you.
What? Lame but true.


 Some fish to eat,
Oh what a treat.
It would be a hit.
I want it.



A musical house,
Beats a squeaky mouse.
 When it rains your house plays a tune.
Think it will make people swoon?


An indoor slide.
That would be a fun ride.
Eat your heart out Ghostbusters and your pole,
A slide is a better goal.


Fresh air!
 I want it at my lair.
Could go out and run around.
Could even pick on a hound.


A giant litterbox.
Wear shoes not socks,
And all will be fine.
If you step in whats left by the feline.


A slide on the stairs.
Now you can slide in pairs.
Yep, I want two.
Two for me, none for you.


 A pirate ship inside.
That will give me pride.
Although it might fall off the wall,
If two try and have a ball.

Now you know what I want. In your dreams I will haunt. Send the cat each one. Pat is no fun. Any you want at your sea that would give you glee? The first one I need to come to pass, then I'd be a wall climbing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

87 comments:

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    1. It's # 19 now without a break
      Still running on good legs!

      Hank

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    2. Still on top
      Without a flop

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  2. 'When it rains your house plays a tune'
    And is certainly nice to have it is a boon
    Guests with music galore
    Music from every corner
    All there, no more asking for the moon!

    Hank

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    1. Just the tunes that flow
      When the moon's all aglow

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  3. I'm wearing shoes in your living room when I come to visit.
    What happens if you wake up in the middle of the night and all the fish are staring at you?

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    1. Good thing to do at my zoo lol
      Let them stare as they have no clue

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  4. Wow, there are so many for choosing
    look a pirate ship for dream cruising
    this is one Captain Pat might be using
    under a fish tank one might be snoozing
    beneath the water you would be musing

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    1. Could surely keep one looking
      A ship wouldn't need any booking
      But the cat really wants the thing on the wall
      Run up and down and have a ball

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  5. All those nice fish
    Could make quite a dish.
    So what if Pat moans
    When he rolls on the bones?

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    1. The fish would be happy
      Or at least give a clappy

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  6. No thank you to that transparent-floored loo
    Not with a floor I can see through
    The giant litter box would be a bitch to clean
    After a while it may be smelling obscene

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    1. Get a backhoe and away you go
      What? Afraid you'd fall down below lol

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  7. Now we know what cats dream about. What a great collection of great stuff for a kitty cat. We especially want the cage that goes around the outside of the house. What fun to tease the hound. All items look fantastic. All those fish. Wow.
    Have a great day. You did make our Person smile this morning.

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    1. haha glad a smile was had
      Yeah that cage would be rad

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  8. dude i am digging the sand pit living room
    unless the cat goes poo...yikes on the loo
    looks like the highway to hell in that cell
    i bet the cat would go nuts watching
    all those fish wiggle their butts...

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    1. The cat would spend all day
      Watching them wiggle at our bay

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  9. Stairs with a slide could be pippy
    Pat take the stairs and the cat go zippy
    Invite over guests by the score
    If they overstay their welcome slide em out the door

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    1. lol right on their ass
      Oh now that has to come to pass

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  10. Those are some digs!
    I think the fish behind the bed would freak me out though. If I woke up, I would think I was drowning.

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    1. haha drowning in dreams
      With the fish teams

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  11. Wow..some really cool things on display
    I'd take a few of those any day.
    Fun for cats, and people, too!
    Not sure I'd like that inventive loo.
    ha.

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    1. haha if you ever need an escape
      Just smash the thing and don a cape

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  12. WOW, super cool stuff. Loved seeing it. Some of it defies the imagination. ♥

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    1. Yeah sure much there
      That would be fun at ones lair

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  13. Those were awesome. I really want the spiral staircase with the attached slide. Great stuff!

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    1. Could get down fast
      It would be a blast

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  14. Well, get on it, Pat, you've work to do
    Build almost all right away at your zoo
    The kitties are waiting and will surely provide
    Wordless Wednesday photos to make eyes wide!!!

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    1. haha but wordless the cat can't be
      He is too wordy at his sea

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  15. Sadly I want it all
    that you featured today
    but wouldn't it be cool
    to sleep with the fishes in that bay?

    betty

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    1. Yeah that would be run
      As long as it never breaks and you had to run

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  16. Some great stuff there! But I'd be afraid to sleep, surrounded by a fish tank.

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    1. I'd only be afraid it would break
      And drown me in a lake

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  17. Some weird stuff indeed! I wonder how the neighbors like the musical house!

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    1. That would probably annoy
      But annoying brings me joy

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  18. oh nice...i want an indoor slide .. and a sandbox...fun...ha

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  19. I'm torn between the giant litter box and the desk under the steps. I want a hidey hole. Yes, I am selfish thinking of me and not my cat. She has the rafters in the basement, what more can a cat want?

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    1. haha rafters are good too
      A hidey hole must come due

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  20. orlin N cassie.....whoa !!! we due want a fish tank round R bedz.....cept ta use de box... choice two....we wood be in bed then 23.75 /// 7

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    1. Just get out to go to the loo
      Many days we'd do that too

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  21. So, the cat wants it all/I'm torn myself, between the one with the fish bowl and hte one with the toilet roll! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. You like the loo
      It is quite the view

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  22. So cool! I love that bed with the aquarium...although I wonder what you'd think in the middle of the night if you opened your eyes to find a fish staring down at you!

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    1. Here fishy fishy fishy you may think
      After you blink

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  23. Yep, I'm getting a pretty good nerdgasm out of that biowall. That's my next project this summer. And yes, I do grow grass for my cat so she can eat it fresh. Organic - not just for hippie humans anymore.

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    1. Have to let me know how that goes
      I did grow grass, organic, but it causes Cassie to eat her toes

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  24. I seen that herb growing shelf thing and I want it too. We could grow a LOT of herbs in that.

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    1. Could very well
      That would be swell

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  25. Now those are some great ideas for cat walks. I like the one that goes outside. They get to go outside and still be safe. Might be good for kids too. LOL

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    1. Could get some fresh air
      Kids would look more rare

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  26. The cats would have a ball with those

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  27. I love the pirata ship is cool:)

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    1. As long as it doesn't fall
      Be great at any hall

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    2. Agreeing with me
      How strange of thee lol

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  28. I'd take any of those, maybe not the giant litterbox, but the rest

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    1. Just watch where you walk
      Then the litterbox wouldn't be a shock

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  29. Why build stairs along a slide?
    Who wants to walk when you can ride?

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    1. But have to go up
      Up a slide would be a hiccup

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    2. Oh, yeah. I guess you'd have to go up sooner or later
      Well, with all those bucks, you could afford an elevator.

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    3. Or an escalator
      Maybe a trampoline like alligator

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  30. I would be scared to be sitting in that lo...ha..ha...

    But I like the bedroom with a bluish aquarium, very cool Pat ~

    Have a good day ~

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    1. Might be a bit scary
      But then could pop things out fast if things got hairy

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    1. Fun would be had
      If it were at my pad

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  32. I love the house that plays a tune when it rains.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/06/the-ecstasy-game.html

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    1. Could be all the time
      Here with our rain chime

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  33. A few of those are pretty neat! I'll take the house that plays a tune when it rains as well as the stair cases with slides! The cat can have the rest.

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    1. The cat will keep the rest
      As they all pass the test

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  34. You'd be laughing if you saw me trying to hide the monitor from the two cats here. I am sure if they saw the plant wall or the extended outdoor feline balconies, they would demand them here. I better work on getting bigger arms to cover more screen.

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    1. hahaha they'd sure want them both
      Maybe I will spread it to them by word of mouth

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  35. Haha I like when guests come inside
    thru the slide..

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  36. The musical rain would suit me just really fine,
    But the fire pit in the sand could also be mine.

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    1. As long as no cats were about
      Then you might shout

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  37. Ha! I got it to pin today! It wouldn't yesterday. :)

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    1. haha must have been a glitch
      Those can be a bitch

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  38. A lot of that stuff is really, really cool but who keeps it clean? Who takes care of those fish in the aquarium around the bed?

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    1. haha have to be you
      If you had one at your zoo

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  39. the slides would be soooo much fun, i don't know if i would ever feel comfortable on that loo to be honest....

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    1. haha scare the shit right out
      Then you could go out and about

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